/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20559382]

ITT Things only a fucking asshole would say
>I'll have one "yee-ros" please

[Anonymous No.20559398]

that's a greek taco

[Anonymous No.20559402]

>>20559382
Still seething huh

[Anonymous No.20559405]

>>20559382
>ITT Things only a fucking asshole would say
>I'll have one "yee-ros" please
butthurt turkroach detected

[Anonymous No.20559409]

ill have one jiro please

[Anonymous No.20559415]

>>20559382
>help yourself to a Jat

[Anonymous No.20559417]

*raises paw*
I'll have what SHE'S having!

[Anonymous No.20559426]

>>20559409
You mean one Jiros

[Anonymous No.20559437]

>>20559382
I think gyro like in gyroscope sounds cooler.

[Anonymous No.20559445]

>>20559437
Yeah but in Greece gyroscope is pronounced yeeroscope.

[Anonymous No.20559453]

I say euro and no one corrects me so I guess it’s correct

[Anonymous No.20559459]

>>20559417
My dad said this to me one Sunday morning in high school wen I had my gf over the night before...
he didn't raise his paw though

[Anonymous No.20559462]

>>20559445
When I listen to motown music I yeerate my hips

[Anonymous No.20559465]

>>20559453
that's only because the people who work there are dead inside.

[Anonymous No.20559466]

>>20559415
Jat: singular
Jatz: plural
Huh.
Everyday on this board I learn something new and exciting

[Anonymous No.20559472]

>>20559466
NO because Jatz isn't plural and Jat isn't a thing.

The correct speakance is "I'll have one Jatz please" or "I ate a whole bag of Jatzes"

[Anonymous No.20559703]

>>20559398
It's more like Turkish Steak-ummms. (Actual gyros are made of pork.)

[Anonymous No.20559714]

>>20559382
gimme one of them pita bread sammiches

[Anonymous No.20559940]

>>20559426
You mean nightmare of ass rape

[Anonymous No.20559953]

I think it varies by region. In New York it's always jy-roh but I went to a place in DC and they corrected me to yee-roh

[Anonymous No.20559955]

>>20559703
>Pork
>Not lamb
Can we get a fucking Grecofag to bitch slap this fuck with an orzo spoon?

[Anonymous No.20559958]

Is Pepsi okay?

[Anonymous No.20559963]

>>20559382
For me, it's Doner

[Anonymous No.20559975]

>Fettuccine alla Ventricina Spinaci e Olive e Carciofi con Pesto della Nonna e fetta di Portebello con un filo di Lime condita con Pecorino e Parmigiano Reggiano, €15
>Olive and Artichoke Ventricina Pesto Fettucine, $17.35 + 20% mandatory gratuity= $20.82

[Anonymous No.20560007]

>>20559955
Gyros in Greece are pork, stupid.

[Anonymous No.20560009]

>>20559382
I'm in need of a yee-ro.

[Anonymous No.20560018]

>>20560007
But all food comes to the USA to be perfected.

[Anonymous No.20560503]

>>20559958
Can I get bacon, egg, and cheese on a *small inhale* craw-sohn

[Anonymous No.20560691]

>>20560009
a singular is a gyros, plural.

[Anonymous No.20560698]

>>20559958
absolutely the fuck not

[Anonymous No.20560744]

>>20560503
>craw-sohn
That's not how it's pronounced, tho. It's kwah-sohn.

[Anonymous No.20560746]

>>20560744
I though it was kwah-s'

[Anonymous No.20560753]

>>20560018
Nah most gyro places around here are ran by Arabs so they remove the pork. Either that or chain restaurants make it beef or lamb to make it kosher.

[Anonymous No.20560764]

>>20559382
get tested and stop bothering normal people

[Anonymous No.20560841]

>>20560746
The N is barely there but it's there. Like U in desu. It's imperceptible to some people but I guarantee you, both sounds are there.

[Anonymous No.20560846]

>>20560841
kwah-s'hgn

[Anonymous No.20560857]

I will be saying kruh-sawnt and I will still be served, because the world bows to American men

[Anonymous No.20560881]

>>20560857
But you're not a man and too short to bow to.

[Anonymous No.20560887]

>>20560881
wait until I say jallapeeno and make the southerners kneel to me as well
Americans are gods on this earth

[Anonymous No.20560895]

>>20560887
I say japaleenie and I don't care if anyone kneels to me. My superiority is to such a degree that I am wholly unmotivated by the actions of my lessers. Were you actually of my caliber, you'd feel the same.

[Anonymous No.20560896]

>>20559382
>ITT Things only a fucking asshole would say
>>20559472
>The correct speakance is "I'll have one Jatz please" or "I ate a whole bag of Jatzes"

[Anonymous No.20560903]

>>20560896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pE3ufg-6qOA

[Anonymous No.20560913]

>>20559382
>Mmmm. Oh wow

[Anonymous No.20560915]

>>20559382
Rooty Tooty Fresh n Fruity
Moons over My Hammy
McGriddles -plural when ordering a singular sammich

[Anonymous No.20560918]

>>20559382
pha instead of pho as the spelling is. It's a fucking transliteration so spell it that way. If it's spelled pho then I'll pronunce it that way instead of namby faggot ass pha.

[Anonymous No.20560925]

>waitress: what kind of eggs do you want
>me: oooo, over easy please!
>waitress: scrambled or fried...
>her face when
I was so ashamed as it was a small restaurant (really small, like 7 or 8 tables small) and everyone heard

[Anonymous No.20560930]

>>20560925
>Not doubling down, calling her a wagie, and shitting your pants
fake story

[Anonymous No.20560938]

>>20560930
That's doesn't seem fake at all, who the fuck goes into some restaurant especially some diner and needs to know their fucking stupid lingo?
It's like some retard deli joints in nyc where only idiots order by name instead of number.

[Anonymous No.20560940]

Gimmie a turkey with provolone with a slice of tomato on rye you wench and hurry it up!

[Anonymous No.20561071]

>>20559415
>mfw I saw the Jatz

[Anonymous No.20561096]

>>20560938
Over easy or other words for eggs isn't some esoteric lingo. That's like saying that medium rare for steak is something waiters wouldn't know what it meant.

Ordering by number is a preference at some places but some are the other way around. You should expect the staff to at least know what the dish is when you name it instead of staring at you like an idiot and spend a minute looking at the menu that's right behind them to figure out what you ordered. If it's your first time there you can't know if they prefer number or name.

[Anonymous No.20561215]

>>20559958
Has anyone in human history ever uttered the phrase "Is Coke okay?" I think a Coke drinker could easily change his mind if the restaurant only has Pepsi, but a Pepsi drinker would never care even if he personally prefers Pepsi.

[Anonymous No.20561250]

>>20561215
I hate Coke and strongly prefer Pepsi to the point where if a place has Coke but no Pepsi, I'll get something else entirely. All this is moot, though, since I rarely drink soda to begin with.

[Anonymous No.20561252]

>>20561250
what are your feelings regarding Dr. Pepper

[Anonymous No.20561255]

>>20559382
Things only OP would say
>I'm gay

[Anonymous No.20561289]

>>20561252
That's my go to in lieu of Pepsi. Again, I don't drink soda much, tho.
Also, I keep getting free samples of new Coke products and I try them and they're always always always even worse than the OG. I wish they'd give me new Pepsi stuff. I've not seen it in a while, but lemon Pepsi was delicious. So was coffee Pepsi. Coffee Coke was the most vile shit I've ever tasted, even worse than chinotto.

[Anonymous No.20562090]

>>20559382
JAI-roe, motherfucker. JAI-roe! SAY IT!

[Anonymous No.20562093]

>>20559415
theyre savoys asshole

[Anonymous No.20562530]

>>20562093
I've just about had it up to my balls with Melbournians right now. got a new coworker who lives in Melbz and travels to Sydney a few days each a month to work in the office and he flat-out refuses to enjoy any coffee anywhere in NSW. what an absolute whank. also it's JATZ

[Anonymous No.20562544]

>>20562530
anyone whos that pretentious about coffee is putting it on, theres no cafe in melbourne that does coffee better than any mccafe

[Anonymous No.20562633]

>>20561250
based

[Anonymous No.20562645]

>one yee-roh please
>fuck off with thees "yee-roh," thees is Amerrica, in Amerrica eets cold "Jy-roh"
That shitskin was fucking based.
This is America, we say JY-roh.

[Anonymous No.20562652]

>>20562645
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.20562670]

>>20562652
Me and a shitskin selling me a gyro, I thought it seemed apparent enough

[Anonymous No.20562696]

>>20562670
Not based. Browns who can’t speak English telling you to mispronounce a Greek word while selling you Greek food are laughing at how stupid you are while counting your money.

[Anonymous No.20562699]

>>20562670
>shitskin tells you to fuck off
>you call him based on 4chan
youre not white. you cant call someone a shitskin if youre not white.

[Anonymous No.20562702]

>>20562696
He obviously has, or had, a better grasp on English than you

[Anonymous No.20562705]

>>20559382
>be me living in a top 10 largest us city
>gyro food truck frequents the part of town I frequently drink in
>I strongly disapprove of food trucks for many, many reasons and think their proprietors should be put to death
>one night the entirety of my group except me wants a gyro
>fuck it I am actually hungry
>acquaintance tries to hype them up to me, "all the guys in the truck are actually from Greece"
>as we get closer I can hear the guy in the window using a vague, definitely hammed up "foreign" accent
>unmistakable spanish being spoken by the two dudes making the food
>order my food in spanish, guy at the window also immediately flips into spanish

super salty and with a whisper of tzatziki on it, all for $18

[Anonymous No.20562706]

>>20562699
He told me to act white when I was acting Foreign, he set me straight in my youth, and I'll always appreciate him for that

[Anonymous No.20562717]

>>20561096
Yeah but when someone goes into a joint and says, hey man I want the "paul newman" or whatever it points it out as some kind of tourist or a homosexual.

[Anonymous No.20562728]

One can always tell a tourist trap when the joint has celebrity pictures on the walls. Always.

[Anonymous No.20562729]

which two do I order?

[Anonymous No.20562732]

>>20562729
Hermes

[Anonymous No.20562735]

>>20562729
None of the above. Save your money and get something from a local joint. That looks like hotel menu designed for soccer moms.

[Anonymous No.20562738]

>>20562735
can we get a "NOOO YOU HAVE TO DO LE LOCAL HOLE IN THE WALL STAFFED BY AUTHENTIC OLD COUNTRY ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS" soyjak

[Anonymous No.20562749]

>>20562732
a strong contender for sure

>>20562735
there are no other Greek places anywhere nearby anon, Zeus Street is my only option.

[Anonymous No.20562750]

>>20562729
>Greekamole
Nothing.

[Anonymous No.20562755]

>>20562750

[Anonymous No.20562764]

>>20559382
I know it's pronounced "euro" or whatever but I just say gyro like gyroscope because everyone knows what it means.

[Anonymous No.20562773]

>>20562755
You have fun with avocados? Do tell.

[Anonymous No.20562778]

>>20562773
We all know what that kinky bitch is doing with those 'cados. That's illegal in some states and should made into some lifetime movie.

[Anonymous No.20562796]

>>20562729
aww. yee.

it's happening

>captcha: wank2

[Anonymous No.20562805]

>>20562796
>2 pitas plus fries
Big dog's gotta eat

[Anonymous No.20562810]

>>20562805
I'm probably overdoing it but I want to try everything and then I saw they had zucchini fries and COME AHN. at least I didn't buy a soda or aioli or any add-ons. I have mayo, that'll do.

[Anonymous No.20562820]

>>20562805
https://youtu.be/MFuQz2Txvy4?si=6PGTTo_qKnvflOu1

[Anonymous No.20562878]

yum. fuck this is too much food ':|

[Anonymous No.20563152]

actually the sound is more like halfway between hard g and a y sound

[Anonymous No.20563161]

>>20559382
that's a donair

[Anonymous No.20563209]

>>20562878
Looks like someone vomited into a soft taco. Pass.

[Anonymous No.20563223]

>>20559382
"and a soda, please."

[Anonymous No.20563347]

>>20563152
Regionally. Mainland Greeks think we're weird for always pronouncing γ as a g/h/y sound.

[Anonymous No.20563365]

>>20563209
It was delicious anon. I would have shared with you you know.

[Anonymous No.20563392]

>>20562645
It's not pronounced that way and he was probably some Arab who makes them shitty anyway. Fuckin lame pricks don't even eat pork.

[Anonymous No.20563415]

Gyros are just tacos for homosexuals (Greeks)

[Anonymous No.20563472]

>>20559382
Yes, because that is a doner. Gyros is made with pork primarily, and sometimes chicken.

[Anonymous No.20563501]

>can I get uhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.20563541]

>>20563472
This pork gyro conspiracy theory is seriously blowing my tiny burger mind.
>Doner kebab consists of lamb, beef, or chicken; however, a variation with pork prevailed in Greece. At first in Greece, the gyros were called doner (or doner kebab), but in the early 1970s, the Greek term “gyros” (from the Greek word γύρος gyros, ‘circle’ or ‘turn’) was adopted.
I can't believe I've been enjoying the halal version for decades without knowing this.

[Anonymous No.20563542]

>>20562729
ambrosia or stavros.
anythink with tzaziki

[Anonymous No.20563547]

>>20563542
I'll try those next. Today I got:
>>20562796
>>20562878

[Anonymous No.20563552]

>>20563541
To be fair not even Le Diaspora seems to know this, they are thoroughly cucked.

[Anonymous No.20563562]

>>20563552
>Le Diaspora
A bunch of football hollagans? fuck em they have no chance.

[Anonymous No.20563572]

>>20563541
Greek gyros are great, a very different experience to the islamic version. I've never been able to effectively emulate it at home - subbing the spit pork for souvlaki gives something similar, but misses out on some of the greasy pork fat flavour.

[Anonymous No.20564704]

>>20563572
>>20563552
This thread made me seek out a Greek place that had pork gyros on the menu.
I can't believe I've been missing out on this for so long

[Anonymous No.20564729]

>>20562729
>pulled mushroom
do vegfaggots really???

[Anonymous No.20564803]

>>20564729
Two points, 1) mushrooms aren't vegetables, 2) I'm not paying some zoomer faggot to pull my mushroom and expect me to eat the result.

[Anonymous No.20565107]

>>20559453
wait isn't that how you're supposed to say it?

[Anonymous No.20565120]

>>20559382
>I like my steak rare. Still moo-ing

[Anonymous No.20565205]

>>20564729
restaurants are allowed to have a little fun with their menus anon. calm your horses.

[Chud Anon No.20565208]

>>20559459
He just misses your dick

[Anonymous No.20566355]

>>20565205
and im allowed to shit all over it so you fucking hold your horses when I"M talking you faggot bitch estrogenladen soyboy bitch

[Anonymous No.20566359]

>>20559940
only one nightmare? trye fifteen years of nightmare rolling rice and ass rape

[Warning: Blog Post Within No.20566363]

>>20566355
You know what? I like you anon. You're miserable as fuck and you're an angsty little dickfuck but you're alright.

[Anonymous No.20566776]

>>20559415
it's only just starting to occur to me how popular savory biscuits are in this country

[Anonymous No.20566780]

>>20566776
but anon, are there any other kind?

also Pizza Shapes are just plain dumb delicious

[Anonymous No.20566802]

>one Gram cracker please

[Anonymous No.20566803]

>>20559382
i post on 4chan

[Anonymous No.20567901]

>>20566776
I personally thought the new recipe shapes were good. It’s a shame they phased them out

[Anonymous No.20567976]

>>20565205
I’m sick of having to say shit like “May I have the Blazing Brisket Chicky Boom Boom Hammy Sammy Bang Bus, please”?

[Anonymous No.20568114]

>>20567976
oh please anon this is not something that actually happens to you. the worst thing I've ever had to order is a "Baconator". what a horrible fucking megnu item.

[Anonymous No.20568148]

>>20568114
Yes it is. I live in a coastie city and all the hip young people restaurants have ridiculously named menu items.

[Anonymous No.20568158]

>>20568148
well pretend you're a mute and just point. probably score some free tendies

[Anonymous No.20568381]

>>20559382
why do ALL gryo places have lamb that look like it was cut from cardboard? the long even strips. that's not right, or is it?

[Anonymous No.20568393]

>>20568381
Most gyro meat is a meat slurry formed into big cones to fit on the rotating gyro grills. It’s a processed meat product that comes frozen from food suppliers.

[Anonymous No.20568405]

>>20568148
Don't believe you.

[Anonymous No.20568408]

>>20568393
would you know where what place I can look for for the real stuff? that gray meat slap looks so gross

[Anonymous No.20568413]

>>20568408
it's sausage anon and it's frickenne delicious

[Anonymous No.20568440]

>>20568408
Most places offer kebab or souvlaki meat which is whole cubes of skewered meat. Get that instead of the gyro or shawarma meat which is the processed meat shaved from the cone.

[Anonymous No.20568452]

>>20559382
how do you say it if not for yeer os?

[Anonymous No.20568457]

>>20560918
"o" can be said as "ah"
think the word "on"
now use ur mouth voice to do the "o" in "on" and use it on "pho"
feel me?

[Anonymous No.20568528]

>>20568457
its actually more of an "uh" sound
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C6%A0
different letter

[Anonymous No.20568583]

>>20559963
*donair

[Anonymous No.20568641]

>>20568583
Do Nair, please. Turks have really hairy butts.

[Anonymous No.20568651]

>>20560918
>>20568457
>>20568528
I just call them Nixon Noodles.