/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20541787]

Cooking WEBM thread

[Anonymous No.20541794]

>>20541787
post the beans one

[Anonymous No.20541795]

>>20541787
He could at least eat something that tastes good
I have been there, just wanting slop in your belly to feed the demon but when you learn how to cook and your meal isn't a press of a button away suddenly you spent two hours cooking and the food isn't ready yet and you haven't snacked because you were busy and when you get to eat the food is better, cheaper and you improved your skills

[Anonymous No.20541827]

>>20541795
>he
>fat girl

[Anonymous No.20541834]

[Anonymous No.20541842]

>>20541787
I could go 3 or 4 days with this... Damn...

[Anonymous No.20541847]

>>20541787
This has to be fake

[Anonymous No.20541848]

up to 15 of these saved from /ck/ now

[Anonymous No.20541851]

[Anonymous No.20541867]

>>20541851
its not bolognese without sofrito

[Anonymous No.20541898]

>>20541787
Fat ppl shouldn'tbe allowed internet access.

[Anonymous No.20541908]

>>20541898
>Americans disappear from the 'net

[Anonymous No.20541910]

>>20541851
I feel guilty just for watching this

[Anonymous No.20541921]

>>20541787
>first meal of the day is cookies

[Anonymous No.20541929]

why do people eat so much?

[Anonymous No.20541939]

>>20541851
millenia of humans cooking and this is where we've ended up
i might just kill myself now, spare myself the horrors of the future

[Anonymous No.20541943]

>>20541795
That's probably an actual woman not a troon. A tranny would have more autistic male food like energy drinks and less sweet stuff since they're larping males.

[Anonymous No.20541964]

>>20541787
300 pounds (british)

[Anonymous No.20541987]

>>20541795
>>20541827
>>20541943

those are man hands.

[Anonymous No.20542005]

>>20541939
>millenia of humans cooking and this is where we've ended up
i might just kill myself now

Good kek

[Anonymous No.20542009]

>>20541929
Mental illness, stress, zero nutritional value in the majority of food so it doesn't trigger the "I'm full so that's enough" response

[Anonymous No.20542018]

>>20542005
Yeah? Glad I was able to bring you joy. Twat.

[Anonymous No.20542023]

>>20541787
imagine the shits

[Anonymous No.20542047]

>>20541847
Yeah that's way too expensive for someone looking like they make average income.

[Anonymous No.20542275]

>>20541787
the thing that pissed me off most was her throwing the plastic right in the bin instead of recycling

also
>diet.webm
kek

[Anonymous No.20542310]

>>20541851
>draining the pasta with the colander on the bottom of the sink so the backwash from the plumbing seasons your noodles
smart

[Anonymous No.20542316]

>>20541987
They're just fat hands.

[Anonymous No.20542323]

[Anonymous No.20542328]

>>20541842
I would never eat anything from that webm.

[Anonymous No.20542352]

>>20541787
eating a lot is one thing but eating a lot and eating like this??

[Anonymous No.20542427]

>>20541987
>can't read cursive
>doubles down on muh trannies

[Anonymous No.20542434]

>>20541794
>>20541795
>>20541827
>>20541834
>>20541842
>>20541847
>>20541848
>>20541851
>>20541867
>>20541898
>>20541908
>>20541910
>>20541921
>>20541929
>>20541939
>>20541943
>>20541964
>>20541987
>>20542005
>>20542009
>>20542018
>>20542023
>>20542047
>>20542275
>>20542310
>>20542316
>>20542323
>>20542328
>>20542352
>>20542427
kill yourselves

[Anonymous No.20542439]

>>20541987
Fat but weak looking indicates woman.

[Anonymous No.20542445]

>>20541787
do brits really?

[Anonymous No.20542453]

>>20541847
I'm leaning towards fake, this just seems like ragebait.

[Anonymous No.20542517]

>>20542434
i just fucking farted

[Anonymous No.20542518]

>>20542434
ywnbam

[Anonymous No.20543530]

>>20541987
no

[Anonymous No.20543639]

>>20541787
Was this shot by Kay's son

[Anonymous No.20543649]

It literally would take me a month to go through that many cookies, jesus.

[Anonymous No.20543653]

>>20543649
cringe virtue signalling
i'd eat them all in one sitting

[Anonymous No.20543721]

>>20541787
would

[Anonymous No.20543800]

>>20542434
No

[Anonymous No.20543841]

[Anonymous No.20543862]

>>20541787
Modern women lost their ability to properly use their fingers, gripping everything like a toddler would, all in the name of some fucking expensive fake plastic on their nails.

[Anonymous No.20544028]

>>20541787
this is how u speedrun colon cancer

[Anonymous No.20544247]

>>20541787
fucking british nutrition information is not very clear, does not tell you what calories for what serving size, and you have to figure it out.

assuming she ate everything she showed.

21 cookies x 53c = 1113 calories
tesco oj 1L 3 servings 70c = 210 calories
rustlers cheeseburger 430 calories
nesquik chocolate milk slice 4 servings x 105c 420 calories
spaghetti hoops 2 servings at 106c 212 calories
tesco apple juice 1L 6 servings 69c 414 calories
tesco tikka masala with rice 648 calories
tesco microwave curry with rice and pita bread unknown calories estimate 700
summer fruits water 4 calories
walkers squares 401 calories
snake winder 110 calories
cheesey pasta 3 servings x 160 480 calories
bread and butter 350 calories
baked wotsits 494 calories
twirl bar 570 calories
milky bar chews assuming she ate only 1 43 calories.
grand total 5599 calories

snorlax detected.

[Anonymous No.20544250]

>>20542275
>the thing that pissed me off most was her throwing the plastic right in the bin instead of recycling
plastic can only be recycled a couple of times and goes in to the bin anyways.

[Anonymous No.20544350]

[Anonymous No.20544526]

>>20544247
>fucking british nutrition information is not very clear, does not tell you what calories for what serving size, and you have to figure it out.
It always says per 100g so work it out from that. Serving size is optional but anyway they'll play the typical 'one tiny packet is three servings' game to hide it.

[Anonymous No.20544538]

>>20544526
>It always says per 100g so work it out from that.
no one eats food in 100g increments.

just put the total calories for the package in it. jesus how hard is that? looking all that shit up was a pain in the ass made more difficult by the lack of information. I have a new respect for US labeling because of it.

simple. quick glance 100 calories per serving 3 x measured servings why can't brits do anything without making it a pain in the ass.

also who measures food in joules? don't answer I actually don't care.

[Anonymous No.20544554]

[Anonymous No.20544574]

>>20543841
>that pause right after the cap blows off where the girl asks herself what she's doing with her life and pondering all the decisions that culminated to this very moment

[Anonymous No.20544576]

>>20544538
>no one eats food in 100g increments.
I will from now on.

[Anonymous No.20544580]

>>20542434
my ass hurts but not as much as yours

[Anonymous No.20544585]

>>20544554
>white people don't seaso-ACK!

[Anonymous No.20544596]

>>20544576
oh well then. no one eats shit in 100g increments.

have at it bro.

[Anonymous No.20544600]

>>20544574
was probably more like "fuck it got in the ceiling fan"

[Anonymous No.20544603]

>>20544600
what should have happened vs what did happen

[Anonymous No.20544607]

>>20544603
Aye

[Anonymous No.20544713]

>>20544554
Just airbnb things

[Anonymous No.20544731]

>>20541787
I’ll never be a flaming homo faggot but I am compelled to say that women make me sick.

[Anonymous No.20544752]

BAYCONALACHEE

[Anonymous No.20544965]

My sister said she doesn't like italian food because it's only pizza and pasta...
What do I make her next time she visits?

[Anonymous No.20544988]

>>20544965
prob doesnt taste that bad, but i was sickened watching

[Anonymous No.20545009]

>>20542323
The average American snack.

Just kidding that looks fucking delicious.

[Anonymous No.20545022]

>>20543841
The milk jug is a metaphor for my dick when/after plapping her thighs.

[Anonymous No.20545359]

>>20541787

[Anonymous No.20545368]

>>20542275
I litter to encourage space exploration. If you recycle you are holding back our species.

[Anonymous No.20545403]

>>20545359
Does it work? Can you fry ice cream like that? I thought it's dangerous

[Anonymous No.20545464]

>>20544538
>packet says 500g
>you eat half of it
>you have consumed 2.5x the calories listed for 100g
Are you too retarded to do basic calculations?

[Anonymous No.20545469]

>>20544752
>scrambled
they ruin everything

[Anonymous No.20545679]

>>20544574
>woman pondering
Yeah that didnt happen

[Anonymous No.20545690]

>>20544965
How many lemonades does that kid need?

Cannoli

[Anonymous No.20545706]

>>20542323
*taps knife*

[Anonymous No.20545832]

[Anonymous No.20545858]

>>20545832
this is obviously a fake video for likes clicks and updoots
you can tell because he's wearing flip flops and has the wheels right on the edge of his 'patio'

[Anonymous No.20545892]

>>20542434
so much this

[Anonymous No.20545896]

>>20543841
i tried doing something like this with a bottle of water and it felt like i was going to explode some muscle in my groin

[Anonymous No.20545925]

>>20541834
say what you will about everything else but this niggas thyroid is THRIVIN

[Anonymous No.20545978]

>>20544965
chicken saltimbocca
a nice protein over polenta
any risotto

[Anonymous No.20546069]

>>20541795
Iktf
Since I started cooking I've been a less pickey eater and eat less junkfood than I used to
I'm still fat because I don't work out as often as I should, but I'm not gaining weight and am overall down like 50lbs from my fattest which was a little over 300

[Anonymous No.20546075]

>>20541851
This is like the shoehorse theory of being both cringe and based at the same time

[Anonymous No.20546098]

>>20545858
What's wrong with flipflops?

[Anonymous No.20546281]

>>20544350
Nice

[Anonymous No.20546319]

>>20541834
Putting salt on sausage is alpha as fuck

[Anonymous No.20546342]

>>20544965
Fettucine in cum(yours) sauce

[Anonymous No.20546360]

>>20544965
This isn't even the fun kind of meme food. I usually love eating garbage food, but this is too much.

[Anonymous No.20546399]

>>20541787
Damn, this bitch deserves to be fat, I eat a bowl of past for lunch and maybe three sausages and hotdog rolls and cooked onion for dinner, if I'm feeling cheap.

[Anonymous No.20546404]

>>20541898
Yeah sure, how about you woke mutts and trannies leave first though.

[Anonymous No.20546439]

>>20542323
>your total comes to $6000

[Anonymous No.20546447]

>>20546404
>nobody talking about trannies
>randomly brings up trannies

[Anonymous No.20546457]

[Anonymous No.20546487]

>>20541787
How big is this broad?

[Anonymous No.20546500]

>>20546457
This is beaner food

[Anonymous No.20546515]

>>20545403
As long as the ice cream is hard frozen and it is sufficiently coated there is no issue.

[Anonymous No.20546518]

>>20545858
That's what tipped you off? Not the small ramp behind the right wheel to ensure the grill tips over?

[Anonymous No.20546525]

>>20541834
>when you're too lazy to get up and get the gun to shoot yourself so you have someone bring you a pound of salt everyday for 10 years.

[Anonymous No.20546527]

>>20545858
Stop being a soggy bitch, man

[Anonymous No.20546542]

>>20545832
Still want to know what the orange liquid that pours out was

[Anonymous No.20546546]

>>20546542
That’s embers/hot ash. Have you not discovered fire yet?

[Anonymous No.20546550]

>>20546546
Don't fucking act like you ever discovered fire

[Anonymous No.20546557]

>>20546457
Funny how those ladies don't look like they it. Then again, it wouldn't be on the menu if there wasn't at least one person ordering it.

[Anonymous No.20546614]

>>20541987
Nigger, as he can’t read cursive.

[Anonymous No.20546645]

>>20546542
Burning lighter fluid, probably.

[Anonymous No.20546692]

>>20544350
Holy shit I was not mentally prepared for that

[Anonymous No.20546754]

>>20546457
So glad they don't waste food
Very refreshing to see

[Anonymous No.20546761]

>>20541795
I would've thought she'd go longer between meals after the burger and the curry, but no she has to snack on something every 2 hours consistently. Day of snacking.
Cookies with orange juice though, not the best flavour combination I could imagine.

[Anonymous No.20546768]

>>20541834
damn. this made me unconsciously clutch my chest.

[Anonymous No.20546771]

>>20541929
Empty calories, almost everything she eats doesn't have stuff her body wants, so she keeps wanting more food but then eating the wrong things.

[Anonymous No.20546774]

>>20541787
dont mind me, saving this thread

[Anonymous No.20546776]

>>20546774

[Anonymous No.20546777]

>>20546776

[Anonymous No.20546779]

>>20546777

[Anonymous No.20546781]

>>20546777
wagies fear the soup privateer

[Anonymous No.20546787]

>>20546781

[Anonymous No.20546789]

>>20546787

[Anonymous No.20546791]

>>20546789

[Anonymous No.20546793]

>>20546791

[Anonymous No.20546794]

>>20541851
Some shit my midwestern aunt would make

[Anonymous No.20546795]

>>20546793

[Anonymous No.20546796]

>>20546795

[Anonymous No.20546799]

>>20546796

[Anonymous No.20546801]

>>20546799

[Anonymous No.20546804]

>>20546801

[Anonymous No.20546879]

>>20541787
if this person had a pussy (i doubt it) i would eat it

[Anonymous No.20546906]

>>20541921
Idk man, sometimes I like starting the day with some milk and cookies.

[Anonymous No.20546914]

>>20546777
>Dumps oil
I kneel!

[Anonymous No.20546916]

>>20544965
If she doesn’t like pizza or pasta, she’s a lost cause. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.20546918]

>>20546799
lol moo cow :-)

[Anonymous No.20546919]

>>20546795
There are 430 eggs in each stack. Someone more autistic than me do the rest.

[Anonymous No.20546926]

>>20546795
I see! So that’s how they built the Egg Fort.

[Anonymous No.20546951]

>>20544965
Why don't you brake it down to foundations and make a platter of things commonly eaten in Italy?

[Anonymous No.20546985]

>>20541787
>Throws the rustlers sauce away
That's the only half decent thing in them

[Anonymous No.20547011]

>>20542323
I see stomach cancer when I look at this webm

[Anonymous No.20547099]

>>20546804
There is no way you want to steal pizza when working at a pizza place
After working in a kitchen for a year, I had to bring my own food because I couldn't stomach the food there anymore

[Anonymous No.20547328]

>>20542275
>implying all that shit you think youre recycling doesnt just go to the landfill a state over

[Anonymous No.20547356]

>>20541848
that went from bad to worse pretty quick

[Anonymous No.20547380]

>>20541795
jesus fuck. i estimated about 5,000 cal. thats 2.5 days worth for me, as a 32 y/o 6ft male!

[Anonymous No.20547390]

>>20541834
all of you are morons, salt is good for you.
a century ago people at 10x more salt and there were no fat people. salt makes food taste better. more satisfying food means you eat less of it
>muh blood pressure
that is all fake science funded by the snack food industry
>but why would salty snack food companies fund studies that say salt is bad
so that people would eat less salt with their regular meals, subsequently crave salt, and then binge eat salty snacks.

[Anonymous No.20547398]

>>20541851
>substituting carbs with beef
based
>substituting the cheese with carbs
cringe

[Anonymous No.20547399]

>>20547099
I thought the point of that webm was the pizza won't fit in the boxes if they dont cut out that center part
they probably throw it in the trash

[Anonymous No.20547408]

>>20541787
>a steady diet of ready made shit

[Anonymous No.20547414]

>>20544350
>king beans
>fit for a queen

[Anonymous No.20547420]

>>20541787
literally every meal is sugar and sneed oil processed garbage. absolutely vile.

[Anonymous No.20547428]

>>20545832
Deserved. No man should ever show his toes to people.

[Anonymous No.20547453]

>>20544752
>Makes a breakfast sandwich, indicating it's morning
>Downs a beer while making it for customers
New York as fuck

[Anonymous No.20547474]

>>20544554
wait wouldn't the electricity just jump back up his dick when he pees on the grille?

[Anonymous No.20547499]

>>20541848
They literally put their dirsty hands on everything. There’s no fucking reason to pour soup or whatever over your hand. Like what the fuck

[Anonymous No.20547504]

>>20547499
hands are free saar

[Anonymous No.20547507]

>>20542323
>okra
fucking gross

[Anonymous No.20547510]

>>20542323
god, I want bbq so bad but you just can’t get it in most places
A brisket sandwich with green beans, charro beans, corn, some sausage, maybe a few ribs….

[Anonymous No.20547512]

>>20546799
>>20546918
RIP

[Anonymous No.20547515]

>>20544350

[Anonymous No.20547516]

>>20545858
Based debunker

[Anonymous No.20547531]

>>20546793
Liquid mercury is not all that dangerous. It’s the vapors that’ll get you. Or worse yet, the organic compounds.

[Anonymous No.20547534]

>>20546774

[Anonymous No.20547540]

>>20547534
it’s sovlfvl when a japanese man does it

[Anonymous No.20547566]

>>20547534
>>20547540
no, it really isn't
it's retarded and disgusting

[Anonymous No.20547611]

>>20542323
>plastic gloves
>hand tattoo
Look everyone I'm a CHEF

[Anonymous No.20547680]

>>20546787
Ah yeah! Medium rare chicken! Just how I like it!

[Anonymous No.20547692]

>>20541848
the fact people actually eat food from these dudes is insane to me

[Anonymous No.20547702]

>>20546774
>>20547534
>Indian man touches food for a show :-(
>Japanese man touches food for a show :-O

[Anonymous No.20547705]

>>20541787
embarassing for britain as always

[Anonymous No.20547706]

>>20547534

[Anonymous No.20547711]

>>20541921
>>20546906
You haven't lived comfy until you've made a big batch of cookie dough, portioned it out and then put it in the fridge overnight so that you can have freshly baked cookies first thing in the morning with a cup of mocha.

[Anonymous No.20547740]

>>20541851
Why is the raw meat neon magenta?

[Anonymous No.20547747]

>>20547390
you're mostly right. if you already have hypertension then salt contributes to increased vascular volume, exacerbating your blood pressure which can lead over time to heart failure. this is why diuretics are a common long term treatment for both hypertension and heart failure.

[Anonymous No.20548020]

>>20541787
I was proud to watch a British girl enjoying a Rustlers. Then I slowly realised this is a disgusting fat pig.

I didn't know girls eat Rustlers. I'm going to put that as a requirement on my dating profile

[Anonymous No.20548102]

>>20546781
those shoes are $12.50 at walmart

[Anonymous No.20548119]

>>20545464
nobody does the math. you brits just cram.

[Anonymous No.20548125]

>>20547702
>Indian man uses his own hand to wipe his butthole without washing after :-(
>Japanese man uses toilet paper and washes hands after :-O

[Anonymous No.20548148]

>>20548125
Would you let Japanese man put his fingers in your mouth?

[Anonymous No.20548181]

>>20548148
I wouldn't let my imaginary wife put her imaginary fingers in my butthole.

[Anonymous No.20548205]

>>20541787
Eating that much in a day is a problem, eating so much stuff that tastes like shit in a day is retardation

[Anonymous No.20548218]

>>20541851
>that spaghetti drop
>cutting them up afterwards
I'm not even italian and I wanna wring this guy's neck

[Anonymous No.20548220]

>>20544574
>girl
>>20545022
>her

[Anonymous No.20548223]

>>20541787
You can tell from her hands that she's morbidly obese....and from her diet too.

[Anonymous No.20548318]

>>20546774
>dont mind me, saving this thread
>Proceeds to post a bunch of old videos everyone on /ck/ has already seen 100 times

[Anonymous No.20548343]

>>20546776
I wonder how quickly this lil dude died

[Anonymous No.20548386]

>>20541848
I will go out on a limb, the batter stuff they're dropping in the oil is probably safe to eat by the end of the frying process, and wouldn't make you sick

[Anonymous No.20548403]

>>20548386
It depends. Cooking can make something safe if the only issue is that it has live bacteria in it. But bacteria also creates waste products that aren't destroyed by cooking and can still make you sick. You can get sick from something even if it's fully cooked.

[Anonymous No.20548422]

>>20544965
Ossobuco

[Anonymous No.20548826]

>>20541787
>guess her weight

i'm saying at least 20 stone.

[Anonymous No.20548886]

>>20548826
20 of which stone?

[Anonymous No.20548901]

>>20548886
British people have one stone they all share when they need to weigh something

[Anonymous No.20548926]

>>20541787
If I ate that many cookies first thing I would feel like absolute shit the entire day

[Anonymous No.20548941]

>>20541842
These are the people complaining about how food is "unaffordable nowadays"

[Anonymous No.20549330]

>>20544554
based pissKING

[Anonymous No.20549339]

>>20542323
Saw the knife tap and the hand tattoos and thought this would be a meme but this shit looks great.
right on.

[Anonymous No.20549375]

>>20542323
that's a fairly small amount of barbecue for one person, no?

[Anonymous No.20549390]

>>20548422
I agree with this anon, ossobucco is delicious

[Anonymous No.20549406]

>>20542323
it had better be good after waiting all morning. go to KG bbq instead and you can leisurely drink a tasty beer while you wait for your meat, which also comes accompanied much more sensibly. the problem with traditional texas barbecue is how unbalanced a meal it is. it needs to be lightened up with some cool, crunchy, vegetal, acidic accompaniments, not a slice of white bread, a pile of potato salad, and a sprinkling of pickled onion.

[Anonymous No.20550218]

>>20544731
>implying all women eat like the fat pig OP posted
hang yourself

[Anonymous No.20550290]

>>20546777
I hate this asshole

[Anonymous No.20550510]

>>20546777
>>20550290
I hate this guy as much as the next dude but I gotta admit I love seeing his webms and all the bullshit/contraptions he gets away with in the hotel rooms

[Anonymous No.20550515]

>>20546795
but how do they get these out?

[Anonymous No.20550664]

>>20550515
chickens just walk away by themselves

[Anonymous No.20550790]

>>20544965
Post sister so we can analyze and give accurate answers.

[Anonymous No.20550794]

>>20545679
kek

[Anonymous No.20550815]

>>20546795
>Sweet 16
>>20547680
>ready to settle down

[Anonymous No.20550838]

>>20547740
american coloured beef

[Anonymous No.20550885]

>>20544965
Baked chicken and potatoes
Cioppino

[Anonymous No.20550926]

>>20541787
>so many crappy, flavorless carbs
>microwave tikka
>RUSTLERS
A whole roll of cookies with juice at 9:30, is this bitch trying to any% a diabetic coma?

[Anonymous No.20550941]

>>20546754
agreed!

[Anonymous No.20550944]

>>20548148
unironically yes

[Anonymous No.20551175]

>>20548125

[Anonymous No.20551191]

>>20551175
i remember this from this week in stupid

[Anonymous No.20551207]

>>20544965
Pregnant

[Anonymous No.20551214]

The fact that people can eat like this and not die in a few months is a testament to the well-design and resilience of the human body

[Anonymous No.20551384]

>>20551175
The poo is what gives our curries that authentic desi flavor, saars.

[Anonymous No.20551393]

>>20541787
It is as if the UK has developed, or should I say regressed, to a point where the US was in the 80s. Truly a horror

[Anonymous No.20551564]

>>20547390
nigga a century ago was the 1920s. There were already ludicrously fat people back then

[Anonymous No.20551576]

>>20551564
People like that were very rare then, and so common now that they don't even elicit comment in most of America.

[Anonymous No.20551578]

>>20547474
gas grill probably

[Anonymous No.20551593]

>>20546777
>dumps buttercream, batter, and frying oil down the bathroom sink
>Not my problem
based

[Anonymous No.20551608]

>>20544554
Best way to clean the grill.

[Anonymous No.20551620]

>>20548218
your hands would be too small and your arms to weak to wring this unit-of-a-man's neck

[Anonymous No.20551625]

>>20544538
>no one eats food in 100g increments.

[Anonymous No.20551638]

>>20541787
These kinds of videos are good because it shows how often fat people really eat, which is constantly. Fat people will swear up and down that they try eating healthier and nothing changes.
>I stopped eating taco bell every night and started cooking grilled chicken for dinner instead and I GAINED weight!
When in reality they're leaving out the fact that they were snacking on candy and soda for literally the entire day and the only change they made was their (first) dinner.

[Anonymous No.20551650]

>>20541929
Boredom, just like doing drugs, it's a quick and easy way to stave off boredom. Especially if you work some worthless desk job that has you doing essentially nothing all day long but you still have to be there pretending to look busy, just bring some snacks and eat while you try to hide the fact that you're on youtube, 4chan, and instagram all day long.

[Anonymous No.20551660]

>>20541851
This is both appalling and also not really that bad at the same time. It's literally just beef, tomato sauce, and pasta, it's not like it's some horrendous combination of slop, but they just prepared it in probably the least appealing way possible. Also
>2 lbs of ground beef to be eaten by yourself
I know this guy shits like once a week.

[Anonymous No.20551668]

>>20549406
I like the rich heaviness of texas bbq. Sometimes I just want to go all in on the heavy beefy fatty flavors.

[Anonymous No.20551673]

>>20546791
It's hard to watch him and not want him to die of a heart attack. He's just so fucking gross.

[Anonymous No.20551679]

>>20544350
>Ever eat so many beans you shit hot explosive diarrhea everywhere and roll around with a giant burrito like pillow?
>Well now you can!

[Anonymous No.20551702]

>>20547499
India lacks two things. Proper metalurgy industry and firm wood.
So they can't make metal utensils or even wooden chopsticks.

[Anonymous No.20551706]

>>20541787
Do Americans really?

[Anonymous No.20551727]

>>20547453
>Hey guys I'm from New York. Did you know we are so unique we have things like breakfast sandwiches alcoholism? Us New Yorkers are really crazy aren't we compared to the rest of the country, and many parts of the world that don't also have these things.

[Anonymous No.20551733]

>>20541851
slab of beef is based, diced up pasta is not
>>20547398
agreed

[Anonymous No.20551784]

>>20547740
cranked up the saturation of the video to appeal to zoomers

[Anonymous No.20551861]

>>20551706
>Do Americans really?

I've seen fat people on tiktok make these kinds of videos and they're just making fun of themselves or trying to go viral just embarrassing themselves.

[Anonymous No.20552216]

>>20546777
If the sink was used for the batter how did he wash his hands after handling the chicken?

[Anonymous No.20552225]

>>20546919
you can't see the floor in that webm though

[Anonymous No.20552232]

>>20546439
Came for this

[Anonymous No.20552250]

>>20552216
Thats like smallest of the concerns here.

[Anonymous No.20552252]

>>20552250
Salmonella is a pretty huge concern

[Anonymous No.20552272]

>>20546804
Random train attack

[Anonymous No.20552333]

>>20545359
They make something like this at my local bar but it's coated in your choice of cocoa or fruity pebbles which seems like a better match to vanilla ice cream.

[Anonymous No.20552638]

>>20547474
It's a fucking Traeger smoker... It shows the logo before it's opened. Tell me how I know you don't anything about cooking...

[Anonymous No.20552650]

>>20541848
I'll have some of whatever that Mexican-looking woman was spitting in.

[Anonymous No.20552698]

>>20547390
>a century ago people at 10x more salt and there were no fat people. salt makes food taste better. more satisfying food
Yeah that thing dumping salt on its breakfast sure looks easily satisfied

[Anonymous No.20552740]

>>20552698
that thing clearly has abnormal psychology, to put it extremely mildly.

[Anonymous No.20553214]

>>20543841
giwtwm

[Anonymous No.20553398]

>>20544350
picrel
>>20544554
i like to put out my campfires with piss after a long night drinking around the fire
i love the thick yellow smoke that unavoidably fills the air in a radius of several feet around the ring

[Anonymous No.20553449]

>>20545896
Bro how out of shape are you?
Even the watermelon meme is easy enough for a guy due to sex differences, if you do literally anything physical in your life.

[Anonymous No.20553623]

>>20541834
I remember we had this substitute teacher in elementary school who was grotesquely obese (this was back when being that obese was very rare). She poured out a bunch of salt packets into a pile and literally dipped her fries into the salt like it was ketchup.

[Anonymous No.20554613]

>>20548102
and

[Anonymous No.20554708]

>>20546487
She's BIG. I live near her so it's funny seeing her videos on 4chan. She was supposed to be on some kind of health kick recently but I was walking by a popular pizza place and saw her leaving so I guess that's over.

[Anonymous No.20554713]

>>20544247
>Over 5000 calories
>Every day
The thing that really gets me abt that webm is that she just never stops eating
From when she wakes up to after 10pm she is eating
Jfc

[Anonymous No.20554753]

>>20545464
>be bong
>buy muffins for a sweet snack on the way to hell for being so perfidious
>box of muffins
>eat a muffin
>"can I eat another one or is that too much sugar?"
>"I know, I'll check the nutrition label! some dog rapist on 4chan told me this is easy, even I can do it with my syphilitic angloid brain"

>check label
>search around the ocean of 2 pt text
>ah, found it. no, wait, this is about their commitment to rainforest sustainability... this bit is about how they partnered with peta to reduce vivisection in their supply chain... "if you're not satisfied with our product contact us at"... recycling instructions...
>ah, here we are, "nutritional information"
>enormous table in 1pt font with 20 rows
>3 columns: per 100g, per serving, per package
>what? how much sugar is in a fucking muffin? "per serving" must mean 1 muffin
>search for amount of sugar
>sodium, potassium, vitamin c, cholesterol, total fat...
>"Total carbohydrate?" "% Daily Value" is 13%... so... how much fucking sugar is that?
>did the BMA prescribe a daily weight of sugar you should eat?
>do I need more or less than average because I'm mummy's big boy who's just big boned and I need to keep my strength up?
>notice that the actual weight is printed left justified in the column while the percentage value is printed in bold in a deliberate effort to hoodwink and frustrate the customer
>6.4 g of sugar
>so that's like... a heaped teaspoon?
>eventually notice that a single serving is actually 2 muffins because these are mini muffins

>say fuck it and wash it down with coke
>can I have another can or is that too much sugar?
>check label
>search around the ocean of 2 pt text...

[Anonymous No.20554757]

>>20544574
>girl

[Anonymous No.20554763]

>>20554753
I don’t even know what side you’re on but this seems pretty fucking unhinged, you alright?

[Anonymous No.20554785]

>>20554763
I'm fine, thank you for asking. However, I would be much happier if, instead of pandering to the lowest common denominator of society and printing an entire work of literature onto the packaging of every single factory made item we produce, we address the real root of the problem and put all the fat retards into camps where they generate electricity by running on hamster wheels, and feed them nothing but rice and lentils.

[Anonymous No.20555082]

>>20542323
I always think this is one of Ja/ck/'s Criterion Collection webms by the thumbnail. I always end up disappointed.

[Anonymous No.20555086]

>>20541787
>the only protein was the poo slop
kek

[Anonymous No.20555090]

>>20544350
Kino

[Anonymous No.20555127]

>>20544554
So is deglazing actually a thing?

[Anonymous No.20555648]

>>20553398
Is it true that this guy killed himself?

[Anonymous No.20555744]

>>20551702
So they have to put their stinking hands and feet in and on the food at all times? Makes sense.

[Anonymous No.20555798]

[Anonymous No.20555827]

>>20555798
gender?

[Anonymous No.20556278]

>>20555827
Fetal alcohol syndrome

[Anonymous No.20556283]

>>20555827
Almond butter

[Anonymous No.20556307]

>>20555827
Maybe

[Anonymous No.20556312]

>>20555798
>>20555798
British or troon?

[Anonymous No.20556684]

>>20552740
Yeah but I thought salt was some magic satiator?

[Anonymous No.20556708]

>>20541851
Wifey material

[Anonymous No.20556715]

>>20555798
Neistat must be eating Adrenochrome again.

[Anonymous No.20556774]

>>20556312
Does it really matter at that point? No self-respecting man would sleep with either.

[Anonymous No.20556804]

>>20555798
Sam Bankman Fried if trans

[Anonymous No.20556821]

>>20547540
well I know a jap has a high likelihood of having clean hands, they're like the most hygienic people on earth

[Anonymous No.20556831]

>>20544350
Something something India

[Anonymous No.20557256]

>>20547531
all liquids need to be processed by the kidney
that old guy's kidneys are cooked if he does it regularly

[Anonymous No.20557273]

>>20541787
I know who this is, it's a chick called Abby Taylor Bannigan on TikTok
She's from Scotland and everyone of her videos has her doing insane shit like putting salt on pizzas and Chinese takeaway
There have been instances of her clothes mysteriously changing in the middle of these "what I eat in a day" videos though so I strongly suspect it's horseshit for views

[Anonymous No.20557295]

>>20541787
>Webm thread with 273 posts
>Roughly 30 webms posted in this entire thread
The absolute state

[Anonymous No.20557316]

>>20557295
Are you that desperate to see people reposting the same webms for the 500th time?

[Anonymous No.20557392]

>>20557295
Here have a classic.

[Anonymous No.20557469]

>>20546906
okay santa

[Anonymous No.20557471]

>>20557392
Nice

[Anonymous No.20557474]

>>20557295

[Anonymous No.20557515]

>>20556278
HEY! A little alcohol in the blood surrogate makes for the BEST Upsilons.
Probably a freemartin too..

[Anonymous No.20557522]

>>20543653
you sure would you land whale

[Anonymous No.20557525]

>>20545679
>>20550794
kill yourselves

[Anonymous No.20557527]

>>20555798
HAIL PAIMON

[Anonymous No.20557529]

>>20551702
retarded take, sir

[Anonymous No.20557533]

>>20541787
It was reasonable until she had a whole 2nd fucking dinner and then a week's worth of crisps

[Anonymous No.20557776]

>>20557474
actually looks edible
impressive

[Anonymous No.20557819]

>>20543721
imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.20557862]

>>20546777

Hot oil and water don't mix, can't imagine how expensive the resultant steam explosion was(unless moisture was far away enough that it cooled down in time).

[Anonymous No.20557870]

>>20541834
Yes she's fat, but one of the biggest fucking psyops of all time is that too much salt is bad for you. Your body craves it because it serves so many vital functions, and excess is immediately filtered out via a very efficient system. You should have lots of salt all the time. I even salt all the water I drink.

[Anonymous No.20557874]

>>20541848
Why are poor people in other countries not nearly as filthy and disgusting? Poor Chinese people, poor Latinos, and poor Africans are all gross, sure, but nowhere near to this level.

I don't get it. They have the internet. They have electricity and modern amenities. The British literally showed them how to live. And they revert to this animal behavior.

[Anonymous No.20557942]

>>20546793
why would they make such a tasty looking liquid poisonous? Imagine downing a whole bottle of that shit after a hard days work under the sun, shit would feel so refreshing.

[Anonymous No.20558283]

>>20557474
why do Americans lathet EVERYTHING in sugar?

[Anonymous No.20558365]

>>20555827
Lurch

[Anonymous No.20558533]

>>20548220
Proof of your implications?

[Anonymous No.20558559]

>>20544554
Consider the aroma

[Anonymous No.20558564]

>>20547414
>Be me, king
>Eat king beans
>Am now a faggot

[Anonymous No.20558589]

>>20542323
I'd prefer to put the sauce on myself but this still looks delicious

[Anonymous No.20558625]

>>20544350
I absolutely hated this movie as a kid

[Anonymous No.20558645]

>>20556684
Salt sates, it doesn't cure mental illness.

[Anonymous No.20558704]

>>20558533
Lol

[Anonymous No.20558716]

webm threads are such an interesting thing. personally, I prefer to believe there is just one person who has dedicated themselves to reposting the same vids. why would someone care enough to do that is a fascinating question.

[Anonymous No.20558764]

>>20558704
soddin' tic tac...

[Anonymous No.20558773]

>>20546779
WOOWOOWOOWOOWOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.20558797]

>>20546906
>milk and cookies
A vegan single mom once told me human breast milk is completely vegan, since humans can give verbal consent to having their produce consumed

[Anonymous No.20558808]

>>20546781
This is why people have to stand in the long ass deli line just to get a cup of soup now.

[Anonymous No.20558834]

>>20555127
be a chad--glaze only, never deglaze

[Anonymous No.20558887]

>>20547702
india is a filthy shithole filled with dirty subhumans.

[Anonymous No.20558890]

>>20555827
English

[Anonymous No.20559102]

>>20547453
>gets stabbed by some spic gangster who was bussed in by the government
>get arrested when defending yourself from said spic
>have to see and be near niggers
>noone can have a gun to defend themselves from armed niggers that the courts will have back out in 24 hours when they chimp out over nba2k24

yeah, new york as fuck.

[Anonymous No.20559115]

>>20551673
i actively hope he dies while livestreaming so it can get leaked.

[Anonymous No.20559185]

>>20557392
How is this actually done? Or is it just fake somehow?

[Anonymous No.20559266]

>>20541834
That's an appropriate amount of salt.

[Anonymous No.20559428]

>>20557819
I don't have to imagine it. I have a gf beside me. How about you, incel?

[Anonymous No.20559816]

>>20558283
Why can’t non-Americans spell

[Anonymous No.20560910]

>>20555827
Anglo

[Anonymous No.20561067]

>>20558797
Lab grown meat is vegan since it doesnt harm animals ive heard

[Anonymous No.20561180]

>>20559185
separate your subject by dark mid and light zones tones and start drawing from the dark zones

[Anonymous No.20561523]

>>20546926
how does he get out?

[Anonymous No.20561605]

>>20561523
he eggsits