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How often do you get asked to show your meat card when you buy ground beef at the butcher? I was thinking of going later today but I really don't enjoy displaying it in public.

>> No.20538001
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I looked up meat card but I'm still lost.

>> No.20538006
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>>20537981
>meat card
Is this some sort of homo code? Because it sure sounds like a homo code.

Skittles is not related

>> No.20538219

>>20537981
>bri'ish people need a loicense to buy meat
can't make this shit up!

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>>20538001
this is called troll thread. you took the bait.

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>>20538260
It's not a troll thread, it's a purposefully satirical and absurdist fictional intended-for-greentext story thread centered around the dystopian idea of needing a "meat card" to shop at the butcher.

>> No.20538273

>>20538219
It could be worse. In New Zealand, it's illegal to plant a vegetable garden at home.

>> No.20538279

>>20538267
and will result in people falling for it. so it is a troll thread.

>> No.20538353

>>20538279
>there is no such thing as a joke because some people won't get it.

>> No.20538439

>>20538273
Why

>> No.20538440

>>20538001
It's a troll thread. Similar to:
>How do you guys get into butcher shops that have a "no singles" policy? I was thinking of going later today but I really don't enjoy getting turned away at the door, and if I sneak in with someone else, sometimes it's obvious that I'm a lone buyer.

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>>20537981

>> No.20538663

>>20538273
The world doesn't need more invasive species choking out the native flora.

>> No.20538732

>>20537981
War is over, grandpa.

>> No.20538734

>>20537981
i usually just run the deli guy's head through the meat slicer 20-30 times and they let me buy meat

>> No.20538760

my friend manages a butcher shop, he hooks me up with some deals

>> No.20538966

>>20538267
Your point is gay and the way you're trying to make it is even gayer.

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>>20537981
I have to show my card when I request 'special stuff' !

>> No.20540272

>>20538663
because potatoes and carrots are well-known for growing over the countryside when left unattended...

>> No.20540326

>>20537981
This is just a troll thread for funny funny screencaps
They are trying to implement a card/verification system for cured meats, they are basically gonna regulate them like energy drinks

>> No.20541105

>>20537981
How'd you get Internet access from Cuba mane?

>> No.20541116

>>20538439
The Tangura Incident of 1972 was the final straw.