/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20526063]

>Eugh, Jim Beam?! What are you, a kid?! Enjoy your hilbilly corn syrup!
>EUGH, Jack Daniels?! What, did yoi just turn 21?!
>EUUUGGHHHH, Fireball?! Are you homeless or something?! How dare you ddrink something that’s cheap and palatable!
>EEEEEEEUUUGH! Johnny Walker Blue Label?! Let me guess, you thought it was good because it’s expensive?
i am finished with you neckbeard taste-tester. i have you IPs and am on my way to every single one of your houses.

[Anonymous No.20526075]

for me, it's wild turkey kentucky bourbon
a great choice, at an affordable price!
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[Anonymous No.20526087]

>>20526063
Tried Johnny Walker Blue once. I found it harsh and alcohol-y and just generally not to my taste. I'll stick with Black, thanks very much.

[Anonymous No.20526098]

>>20526063
Did... did you backtrace me??

[Anonymous No.20526116]

>>20526087
Really? I got a taster set and the blue label was the smoothest of the bunch. But I do get that whiskey is just overall shit compared to other liquors, the blue label tastes like dog shit compared to any other rum in my collection.

[Anonymous No.20526137]

>>20526063

[Anonymous No.20526142]

>>20526063
>fireball
>palatable

kek

[Anonymous No.20526158]

>>20526063
only faggots and women drink fireball, seethe more pussy

[Anonymous No.20526174]

>>20526063
but bourbons ARE vile

[Anonymous No.20526183]

>>20526174
Lagavulin makes you an NBC intern

[Anonymous No.20526188]

>>20526075
based desu. big brand chads stay winning, we shall overcome thr neckbeard taste testers
>>20526137
proof that i didnt make it up
>>20526158
i’m on my way over

[Anonymous No.20526199]

>>20526142
Filtered by cinnamon
Get mogged idiot

[Anonymous No.20526224]

>>20526063
>Eugh

[Anonymous No.20526226]

>>20526224
i miss wordart so much

[Anonymous No.20526228]

>>20526098
yeah

[Anonymous No.20526254]

>>20526063
I used to drink bourbon until rich boomer/gen x assholes who rarely ever drink it made anything decent ridiculously expensive. Now I rarely drink hard liquor, and when I do it's usually rum or gin because they're the last ones still sold at a semi reasonable price

[Anonymous No.20526266]

>>20526063
>popular things are le bad
this but unironically

[Anonymous No.20526312]

>>20526142
Beat me to it
>>20526199
Fireball is literally cinnamon flavored sugar syrup plus a bit of shitty whiskey, shit is fucking nasty and made for 18 year olds.

[Anonymous No.20526327]

>>20526312
filtered by cinnamon, get mogged idiot

[Anonymous No.20526358]

>>20526063
fireball and Jack are fucking disgusting and there's something wrong with you if you drink those. if you just wanna get shit faced and don't care how you do it then you can buy Kentucky gent for half the price and it won't be that much worse. mix it with some coke and you'll never know the difference.
Jim beam is ok for what it is. I wouldn't give you a hard time for drinking that.

[Anonymous No.20526374]

>>20526358
fireball legitimately tastes better with dr. pepper than any other whiskey you’d mix with soda

[Anonymous No.20526381]

>>20526063
>EUGH, alcohol? You must be some kind of fucking loser who destroyed his coping mechanisms and now requires drugs and liquor to survive because he's too pathetic to face life's challenges on his own!

Wait, that one's true.

[Anonymous No.20526394]

>>20526098
U dun goofed

[Anonymous No.20526401]

>>20526381
seethe muzzie

[Anonymous No.20526439]

>>20526224
I've been looking for this pic for a while, thanks.
>>20526401
The norf fc memes and thier derivatives are still funny
>>20526063
I like Jack Daniel's though.

[Anonymous No.20526524]

>>20526063
I can agree with you on most of the points, but fireball is absolutely disgusting. Like alcoholic cinnamon HFCS concentrate syrup you’d use to flavor a snow cone or something.

[Anonymous No.20526585]

>>20526524
it tastes like soda pop and i use it when i want to make sida pop alcoholic. pretty good desu.

[Anonymous No.20526601]

>>20526585
FUCK ANIME!!!!

[Anonymous No.20526635]

>>20526585
If you want alcoholic soda just drink Voodoo Ranger Juice Force, tastes like somewhat alcoholic/carbonated orange juice, but it’s 9.5% ABV. Gotta be careful though, they’ll fuck you up real quick, it’s very easy to put them down. I usually drink three then switch to a beer ~5% ABV.

[Anonymous No.20526643]

>>20526635
based alcohol poisoning enjoyer

[Anonymous No.20526666]

>>20526063
jack and jim are trash for the unknowing
cheap; EW BiB
budget: wild turkey 101, rebel 100
mid: knob creek 100, four roses (small batch), ,
more; eagle rare, buffalo trace, angle's envy

[Anonymous No.20526676]

>>20526254
facts!
just a few years before covid i was buying bottles of buffalo trace and knob creek for $22

[Anonymous No.20526684]

>>20526266
jack really is those and only got popular from a malicious ad campaign. you ever see a rock star with any other brand? no because they're all sponsored by Jack

[Anonymous No.20526685]

>>20526063
jack daniels is legitimately nasty.

[Anonymous No.20526695]

why is it the more I read opinions about alcohol, the more I see everybody tending to call something unpalatable swill?

[Anonymous No.20526737]

>>20526685
The Scottish do it the best but Glenlivet fucking sucks cock. Why would anyone buy this shit over Glenfiddich or Dalwhinnie?

[Anonymous No.20526757]

>>20526666
knobb creek smoked maple is the best imo, S tier whiskey for mid tier price.

[Anonymous No.20526776]

>>20526685
jack daniels makes the best whiskey sours

[Anonymous No.20526795]

>>20526776
Bourbon is better for drinks whereas everything else is better by itself

[Anonymous No.20526802]

Real drinkers drink Evan Williams.

Everything else is for posers.

[Anonymous No.20526806]

>>20526802
I don't want to join whatever club you're in

[Anonymous No.20526812]

>assumes there's a club

you fucking poser

[Anonymous No.20526819]

>>20526812

[Anonymous No.20526820]

>>20526757
its the only maple flavored whiskey that's not overwhelmingly sweet and syrupy

[Anonymous No.20526826]

>>20526819
>having that pic saved on your computer

you fucking poser

[Anonymous No.20526829]

>>20526826
How do you feel about this pic then?

[Anonymous No.20526843]

>>20526829

[Anonymous No.20526846]

>>20526829
Kek

[Anonymous No.20527045]

Evan Williams BiB. Bottom shelf price for a mid tier bourbon.

[Anonymous No.20527059]

>>20526829
thought it was some horrifying bbw porn when i first glanced at the thumbnail lmao

[Αnonymous No.20527223]

>>20526063
>>Eugh, Jim Beam?! What are you, a kid?! Enjoy your hilbilly corn syrup!
>>EUGH, Jack Daniels?! What, did yoi just turn 21?!
>>EUUUGGHHHH, Fireball?! Are you homeless or something?! How dare you ddrink something that’s cheap and palatable!
>>EEEEEEEUUUGH! Johnny Walker Blue Label?! Let me guess, you thought it was good because it’s expensive?
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[Anonymous No.20527291]

>>20527223
4chan in a nutshell my friend. It's uncool to like anything

[Anonymous No.20527306]

>>20526098
I hope he drowns you in a bucket of beam, daniels, fireball, and whatever label of walker he thinks you deserve.

[Anonymous No.20527468]

>>20527291
sounds like reddit but less deliberately faggy

[Anonymous No.20529087]

>>20526063
For me it's whatever happens to be on sale, it's just a vessel for bitters anyway.

[Anonymous No.20529649]

>>20529087
but what if its gross

[Anonymous No.20529702]

For me, it's Johnnie Walker Second Harvest.

[Anonymous No.20529935]

>>20526757
Heheh Knot Creek heheh