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Hmmmm...

>> No.20513885

Looks like someone invented the pizza patty.

>> No.20513889

>>20513884
Why not put some foil under that so it doesn't drip down into the oven?

>> No.20513892
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>>20513889
uhhhh...

>> No.20514562

>>20513892
i can see this being sold as a specialty dish at some "craft pizza" restaurant

>> No.20515675

They put directions on the box for people like this. This happens with self rising crusts i forget how

>> No.20515688

>>20513892
I’m pretty sure this is how taquitos are made.

>> No.20515752

>>20513884
>>20513892
Pics like this are why I always use my pizza tray even if the directions say not to

>> No.20515768

>>20514562
Served with a $30 IPA by some guy with mutton chops.

>> No.20515788

>>20515752
Really? As such a connoisseur of frozen pizza, do you understand what a difference using a tray makes versus putting the frozen pizza directly on the oven rack?

>> No.20515818

it literally says on the box do not let it thaw

>> No.20515823 [DELETED] 

>>20515788
On my Totinos Party Pizzas they say to put directly on the rack if I want it extra crispy otherwise use a baking sheet

>> No.20515825

>eating thick crust frozen pizza at all
Deserved desu. Frozen pizza crust is always garbaggio and the best frozen pizzas are the thin crust ones. Had you followed the rules, this never would have happened to you OP.

>> No.20515828

>>20515825
>>20515818
It's not from a box, I made it myself, I'm just retarded

>> No.20515835

>>20515823
That is true of every frozen 'za. Putting the 'za on a baking sheet will result in a moist crust while placing the 'za directly on the rack will result in a crispier crust. I prefer the direct rack method.

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>>20513884
>>20513892

>> No.20515852 [DELETED] 

>>20515828
Hahaha...
Next time just throw the shit into a cast iron skillet before you bake it. Makes it retard proof

>> No.20516739

>>20513884
>>20513892
>>20515752
baking sheet u tards?

>> No.20516741
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>>20515752

>> No.20516746

>>20513889
The directions say to cook directly on the baking rack.

>> No.20516792

>>20513884
the shape makes it looks extra flaky desu.

>> No.20516811

>>20514562
Desu now you can eat it in thin slices rather than the usual triangles.

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20517182

Looking a little better today. I will roll it out thinner and use more cheese next time

>> No.20517758

>>20516746
Could try one of those air-bake pans that have the little holes in them, or a pizza stone?

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>>20513884
>>20513892
buncha fucking amateurs

>> No.20518976

>>20513884
>>20513892
Ruffles have rrrrrridges!

>> No.20518983

>>20513884
Flip it upside down on something and broil the bottom.

>> No.20518987

>>20513884
Okay so think of a big fat Italian guy at his brick oven pizza place
Does he use oven racks like this?
NO, HE DOESN'T, THIS IS WHY

Alright now think of a big fat greasy new yorker at his pizza place with his industrial oven
Does he use oven racks like this?
NO. HE DOESN'T. THIS IS WHY

Think about big fat pizza enthusiast at his mcmansion next to his pizza oven he made just for stuffing his fat face with pizzas. Does he use an oven rack like this?
NO. HE DOESN'T. THIS IS WHY

WHY DO YOU THINK YOU ARE SPECIAL?
WHY DID YOU NOT THINK THIS WOULD HAPPEN?

IT'S DOUGH.
iT'S MOIST AND MALLEABLE, AND HEAVY
IT'S GONNA GO THROUGH THE GRATES

GET A FUCKING PIZZA STONE
GET A FUCKING PIZZA PAN
GET A FUCKING PIZZA OVEN
GET A FUCKING CLUE

>> No.20518990

>>20518987
Also I'm Trans, if that matters

>> No.20518994

>>20518990
of course you would shit on an epic humor post with your boring election tourist bullshit

>> No.20519101

>>20517182
looks pretty good though
brown crispy cheese is the best

>> No.20520807

>>20518994
lighten up faggot, besides, I don't vote.

>> No.20520833

>>20518987
based

>> No.20521087

>>20515788
Not my problem

>> No.20521559

>>20518994
Been here longer than you've been alive, lil fella.
Now go complain about me on reddit

>> No.20521648

>>20514562
I can't