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I’ve never had them

>> No.20512409
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>>20512394
for me, it's cheddar whales. the superior aquatic cheese cracker

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>>20512394
If your cheese crackers are shaped like anything besides a cracker you are a faggot.

>> No.20512448

Ol' faithful.
Far from excellent but they are consistently great. Can get a big ol' box of 3 x 500g for $10, and is filling as fuck.
As a kid I used to smash two fish against each other over a bowl and see how long the victor could last. I believe my record was 8 before the victor was defeated but the fish was kinda tumourous so it had a slight advantage. Then I would shovel the remnants of the fallen from the bowl into my mouth and enjoy.
And before you ask, yes, I am autistic.

>> No.20512457

I dont know who makes them but there are cheddar dolphins and they are the best fucking snack ever

>> No.20512484

>>20512394
This is so gay that I couldn't read past the third line.
>>20512409
This guy is right, whales are way better.

>> No.20512489

>>20512484
Zoom zoom
3rd for whales are better

>> No.20512510

>>20512484
>This is so gay that I couldn't read past the third line.
I've seen the shit you read and laugh at.

>> No.20512530

>>20512510
>I've seen the shit you read and laugh at.
Have you?
>I'm gonna say BAD WORDS!
>Dude WEED!
Hilarious.

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>>20512484
>>20512489
>>20512510
Here, I've attempted to translate into the zoomer's native language.

>> No.20512545

>>20512541
skibidi goldfish skibidi goldfish

>> No.20512558

>>20512394
Who knows but those crackahs are good in clam chowdah and chicken noodle soup.

>> No.20512577
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>>20512394
>>20512409
Chickun bisquit w/easy cheese > fish and whales

>> No.20513032

>>20512394
No, they suck. They're just bland and salty, they don't taste like anything unless you're a toddler.

>> No.20513077

>>20512394
>CURSE WORDS XXDDD

>> No.20513094

>>20512394
this is wröng. it's not zero fat, it's <1 gram of trans fat. these things are not saying the same thing.

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>>20512394
Those things make cottonmouth even worse. I ALWAYS turn to Cheez-It when I want a cheesy cracker. Cheese Nips used to be good 25 years ago but not anymore. I'd really rather make my own oven baked cheese crisps; that way I can make them mostly cheese. Goldfish are awful, except for the extra-dusted ones and the pizza ones, I can get into those, but they're still bad junk food. The plain ones are like saltines bland to me though, and they need salt. They need salt and grease and more cheese, like Cheez-It crackers, of which the originals and the extra toasty are top of the fucking line. Don't mix them with parmesan or pretzels or chex or nuts. No low fat or low salt. Originals. The Big ones are also permissible.

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>>20512394
>extreme advertisement
I didn't know how much I missed these sort of shitpost until you reminded me they used to exist. Take me the fuck BACK!

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>>20512416
These are good.

>> No.20513656

>>20513302
looks like tom cruise

>> No.20513675

Not reading the image but any description other than "tastes like poopshits, just as all other American cheese crackers do" is not accurate. Goddamn, do I fucking hate Goldfish, Cheese Itz, Cheese Nips and so on. Fucking awful, the lot of them

>> No.20513680

Don't know when exactly it happened, but goldfish taste way worse now than 10 or 15 years ago. They must have changed the recipe at some point. I can vividly remember how they used to taste, and compared to now, there's just something missing.

>> No.20513721

>>20512577
my step dad bought these when I was a kid but I wasn't allowed to eat them because they were specifically "his". I had to go buy a box with my allowance if I wanted them and the moment I walked in the house with them he'd thing i was eating his crackers.

>> No.20513731

>>20512416
my fish and/or whale-shaped cheese crackers will swim in a big beautiful ocean of peanut butter and there's nothing you can do about it

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>>20512577
That tastes like the first two years of undergrad.

Pic is not related

>> No.20513747

>>20513721
based stepfather cracker chad

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>>20513656
Is that a joke about how much he goes through to hide his wrinkles? Looks more like a sharpie

>> No.20513826

>>20513721
My uncle used to do this with the chicky bickys to. Whooped my cousin with a belt once.

>> No.20514028

cheez-its were one of my last goyslop foods I adored and couldn't quit, now they're like six bucks a box and its a joke. thanks for making me quit, kellogg's.

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>>20512394
This is written like 2am chili but it contains at least two points which could be considered recommendations of cramming and it contains the insightful point that goldfish crackers are shaped like buttplugs, which I never noticed before. Cheezits are better though and in both cases most other varieties besides the basic cheddar are improvements.

>> No.20514109

>>20512394
>>20514106
is there a name for the 'millennial super-profane' writing style that was everywhere for a while? need a one line way to refer to it like frutiger aero and y2k aesthetic

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>>20514028
I miss the jalapeno cheez-its. I just can't find those anywhere they were grooovy.

>> No.20514185

>>20514106
It seems as if you know too much about and are way too intimate with butt plugs.

>> No.20514201

>>20512416
The Jews stole my Cheese Nips, as they have everything else dear to me.

>> No.20514942

>>20513819
i see what you mean, they both have that kind of old young person look though, based on the logo anyway Ive never seen the actual guy

>> No.20515048

>>20514106
>throws the pre mixed spice pack away
>buys the individual ingredients
>they’re even the same brand
the only (unintentionally) funny thing about this crap. I’m glad the guy went bankrupt from publishing fees and offed himself

>> No.20515051

>>20512577
Oh shit this was my jam back in the day!

>> No.20515058

>>20512394
LOL you said the F word!

>> No.20515098

>>20515048
>and offed himself
Now this I didn't know about, proofs? Real? Also for me, it's the green beans. What the fuck is he thinking