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Hm. Salad cream is now half-price but several months expired. Would you?

>> No.20508299

>>20508293
absolutely disgusting

>> No.20508394

>>20508293
I would notify the store management, and, if they were indifferent, corporate.

>> No.20508406

>>20508293
what the fuck is salad cream

>> No.20508431

>>20508406
British Miracle Whip

>> No.20508453

>>20508431
Makes sense. If there exists a way to make miracle whip even more disgusting that it is normally, then only the British would be able to discover it.

>> No.20508459

I'll just cream in my salad for free, thank you very much

>> No.20508469

>>20508453
Heh I went to tell my wife about our little exchange and I said
>this guy on 4ch wants to buy expired salad cream because it's on sale
She immediate was lke
>what the fuck is salad cream
Thank you for reading my blog.

>> No.20508472

>>20508293
One of the main ingredients is vinegar, im sure its fine. Most people in the uk dont even bother to check the dates on sauces, they just sit in the cupboard until they eventually get used up

>> No.20508485

Live next door to the people who invented mayo but instead import it from the US who never makes it fresh but instead relies on a Czech to make it for them. Also, we use Hellmans (or Best Foods west of the Mississippi). Heinz only for ketchup and not exclusively.

>> No.20508513

>>20508469
I don't think my wife knows what 4chan is and I intend to keep it that way
When I'm typing on the laptop shitposting she thinks I am writing emails for work

>> No.20508555

>>20508513
I opened with showing her cooking competitions a while back (which we FFS NEED to bring back)
Then she realized we're just a bunch of weirdo nerds and doesn't mind, but she asked me not to tell her NPR parents

>> No.20508709

>>20508431
Never seen this, in the US. I can't even get delicious Heinz mayo and I'm IN fucking Pennsylvania.

>> No.20508715

>>20508293
piss off shill

>> No.20508739

>>20508293
These shit last forever thanks to all the chemicals they put in them.
You can probably use them as antibiotic or pesticide.

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20508755

>>20508709
To hell with mayo, maybe check out Marie's Thousand island. You can thank me later.

>> No.20508762 [DELETED] 

>>20508755
Shits expensive. Make it yourself faggot

>> No.20508772

>>20508762
Sometimes it's better to just have a bottle of something than to make it myself at like 3-4am or anytime in the morning. What are daft or something?

>> No.20509337

this shit is disgusting and so is the other one that's like it.

>> No.20509440

how long will nandos perinaise last opened, unrefrigerated, in a subtropical climate in winter?

>> No.20509484

>>20508555
checked
what cooking competitions, Im a newfag

>> No.20509566

>>20508772
Or you could stop the midnight snacking you fat fuck

>> No.20509588

>>20508772
why would you not make enough to last you

>> No.20509630

>>20508293
Buy it. Salad cream never goes off.

>> No.20510457

>>20508293
Wouldn’t the dates be in European format?

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20510470

>>20508293

>> No.20510474

>>20508513
my computer screen is in full view of where my wife sits
she laughs at stuff I look at on here

>> No.20510475

>>20508293
>but several months expired
Mmm, extra zingy!

>> No.20510478

>>20508709
Yeah, can't even get Heinz beans here either. Wtf Heinz?

>> No.20510482

>>20509484
We used to have cooking challenges where one week everyone would submit their entry in the challenge and the next week would be a different challenge when everyone would vote on the previous challenge entries
Back in the day there were even prizes
It could be anything from "show me your best PBJ" to "You CAN make a lasagna from scratch, can't you /ck/?"

>> No.20510633

>>20510482
damn, sounds fun

>> No.20510649

>>20510633
Dubs and it was
Problem is we used to have a complicated voting system, along with different voting systems, and while people were still submitting entries, we couldn't figure out who won after a while

>> No.20510916

>>20508431
>British Miracle Whip
Almost but not quite. British Salad Cream has more of a vinegar 'Tang', whilst Miracle Whip is a lot sweeter because of HFCS (who would have guessed) .

>>20508453
Salad Cream was around before Miracle Whip so, who made what? more disgusting?

British salads were always a little more basic than French and Italian salads, they weren't tossed in an oil based dressing but simply presented and coated with a squiggle of Salad Cream.

Works well with fish too, if you ever made a sandwich with fish sticks (or fish fingers) then use Salad Cream, it really works!

>> No.20511027

>>20508293
Yes, because for the most part, expiration dates are a scam. I ate a can of soup the other day that was 2 years past the expiration date. Looked fine, smelled fine and tasted fine. Obviously some things you shouldn't eat past the expiration but if it's something like that in a bottle or in a can you are good to go. Especially only a few months past.

>> No.20511096

>>20508406
Its exactly the same as Kewpie mayonnaise. Same ingredients and made the same way. Salad cream was invented before it though, so its the original

>> No.20511107

>>20508431
You are deranged. Salad cream was invented first, everything else is a poor imitation

>> No.20511123

>>20510916
>>20511107
It's British Miracle Whip in that we use them the same way and they're both kind of debated