/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20506707]

american vs european chicken sandwich

[Anonymous No.20506721]

Thanks for the guide

[Anonymous No.20506735]

>>20506707
that's a burger

[Anonymous No.20506739]

>>20506735
burger sandwich

[Anonymous No.20506741]

>>20506707
So burgers are sandwiches now?
I'll have the bigmac sandwich..

[Anonymous No.20506758]

>>20506735
No it isnt.

[Anonymous No.20506762]

>>20506741
yeah
ok enjoy!

[Anonymous No.20506767]

>>20506741
Is that not how you order the non combo?

[Anonymous No.20506769]

love my country

[Anonymous No.20506809]

>>20506758
Burger bun = burger
Bread slices = sandwich
It's a burger

[Anonymous No.20506818]

>>20506809
This is an american website made for english speaking americans.

[Anonymous No.20506835]

>>20506707
the european one looks a bit depressing even though I think it's better for me

[Anonymous No.20506840]

Hot Chicken Sandwich (Canada)

[Anonymous No.20506886]

>>20506809
a chicken burger would be made with ground chicken not air chicken

[Anonymous No.20506930]

>>20506741
you think that sounds silly but it doesn't

[Anonymous No.20506932]

>>20506840
Canada can't do anything right.

[Anonymous No.20506937]

>>20506932
it's fucking good though.

[Anonymous No.20506956]

>>20506840
looks good, but it should be with turkey

[Anonymous No.20506957]

>Americans seething about their betters again
Us Euros really carry the White man's burden.

[Anonymous No.20506962]

>>20506707
Thats a burger stacker breaded chicken slap sandwich albeit

[Anonymous No.20506969]

>>20506937
>be canadian
>make a sandwich, something designed to be eating with bare hands
>cover it in gravy
>dump plain peas atop the gravy-covered sandwich
>grab sandwich
>peas all roll off onto the floor
>bite into pealess sandwich with fingers covered in gravy
>realize there's nothing to wash it down with
>climb onto moose and ride it to local shop to buy a bag of milk using currency that prominently features the queen of a country that isn't even on their continent

[Anonymous No.20506979]

>>20506707
thats a burger tho

[Anonymous No.20507038]

>>20506969
lol

[Anonymous No.20507043]

>>20506969
Or you could use utensils like a civilized human being.

>>20506956
You can make it with turkey too, but rotisserie chicken is far easier to get. There's a "Hot hamburger" variant too made with a burger patty. That pic has a burger bun, but you can use white bread slices too. The poutine variant to the hot chicken is Galvaude poutine, and depending on the region, you might have coleslaw in it (usually served as a side with the sandwich).

[Anonymous No.20507050]

>>20507043
Why are french people so british?

[Anonymous No.20507088]

>>20506809
>"Burger"
>as in "Hamburg"
>Chicken Hamburger
>A hamburger, also called a burger, is a dish consisting of fillings—usually a patty of ground meat, typically beef—placed inside a sliced bun or bread roll.
that doesn't make sense you fucking retard
When will the bongs leave?

[Anonymous No.20507093]

>>20507050
That's depression-era holdovers, along pâté chinois, like a lot of british food staples cope from holdovers from the ww2 ration-era. Simple, cheap (at the time) food you can feed a lot of people with, stretching the ingredients as much as you can. A shredded chicken can make 2+ pot pies instead of just 4 pieces. Same idea for the hot chicken sandwich.

[Anonymous No.20507095]

>In China, due to the branding of their sandwiches by McDonald's and KFC restaurants in China, the word "burger" (汉堡) refers to all sandwiches that consist of two pieces of bun and a meat patty in between. This has led to confusion when Chinese nationals try to order sandwiches with meat fillings other than beef in fast-food restaurants in North America.

Your response, Xiang?

[Anonymous No.20507124]

>>20507095
The burger I got on a chinese flight used rice for the bun. It was served in a package that made it appear this was one of their normal franchises.

[Anonymous No.20507126]

>>20506707
A chicken burger vs a chicken sandwich?

[Anonymous No.20507132]

I am american and I love sucking dicks
if you take your dick out I will suck it
just like all my fellow americans

[Anonymous No.20507164]

>>20506969
this is the kind of absurdist humor I'd find funny if I were 13 but now as a 29 year old boomer it's just tiring
just call them gay or indian or something that's all you have to do.

[Anonymous No.20507191]

>>20507043
>be Canadian
>have no understanding of how sandwiches or sauces work
>eat all forms of sandwiches with a fork and knife, only after dumping gravy and peas on them
>serve with a side soup that is frozen solid
>eat this with a fork and knife too

>>20507164
>absurdist
welcome to Canada. If you think anything said there was exaggerated, that's their actual culture. They literally drink milk from bags, the queen of England is on their money, their Royal Canadian Mounted Police used to ride moose because they figured it was close enough to a horse, and they eat pea-covered sandwiches doused in chicken gravy.

[Anonymous No.20507198]

>>20506735
burger is a ground meat patty it would be a chicken burger if you used a ground chicken patty.

[Anonymous No.20507230]

>>20506707
There are sandwiches, there are rolls, there are buns. Calling everything a sandwich is an ineffective use of language that betrays a low capacity for vocabulary.

[Anonymous No.20507268]

>>20507230
This is a very autistic post.

[Anonymous No.20507313]

>>20507268
Stop perpetuating the harmful myth that autism equates to intelligence.

[Anonymous No.20507389]

>>20506969
They learned from the original.

[Anonymous No.20507431]

Post calories

[Anonymous No.20507568]

>>20506809
This. The left is a chicken burger. Americans are fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.20507589]

>>20507088
Panties soiled: the post

[Anonymous No.20507602]

europooran pie

[Anonymous No.20507617]

>>20507191
>serve with a side soup that is frozen solid
Those are cheese curds you retard.
Anyways shut up about the “milk in le bag” reddit meme. That shit only happens in Ontario and even then it’s a rarity.

Most of leaflandia is just American culture anyways, except for the “we wuz universal healthcare” meme and hockey.

[Anonymous No.20508013]

>>20507617
That's coleslaw in the cup

[Anonymous No.20508125]

yeah theres no such sandwiches in europe, the place that has been frying breaded meat since at least the 1100s

[Anonymous No.20508129]

>>20506707
Left is a chicken burger

[Anonymous No.20508131]

>>20507198
Sandwich is in triangular sliced bread. Burger is in soft sweet buns.

[Anonymous No.20508160]

>>20507088
Fun and all but in Germany and that includes HAMBURG we call them Chicken Burger because otherwise everyone would be expecting bread or toast.

[Anonymous No.20508165]

>>20507602
>Anglo garbage
>European

[Anonymous No.20508206]

>>20506707
I watch a lot of British television and as an American it really fucking bothers me that Brits call every sandwich a burger

a chicken sandwich is not a burger
burger is named after hamburg steak which is ground and formed into a patty
if it doesn't follow that convention it is NOT a fucking burger

[Anonymous No.20508224]

To be a chicken burger the chicken would need to be ground and formed into a patty. A burger has nothing at all to do with how it's served. A beef patty in a lettuce wrap is a burger. Salisbury steak is a fucking burger.

[Anonymous No.20508240]

yeah but they have chicken schnitzel already

the sandwich is only such a meme because fatties eat in their cars

[Anonymous No.20508247]

>>20508206
I watch a lot of American television and as a British it really fucking bothers me that Ameri call every burger a sandwich

a chicken burger is not a sandwich
sandwich is named after earl of sandwich which is roast beef between slices of bread
if it doesn't follow that convention it is NOT a fucking sandwich

[Anonymous No.20508270]

>>20508224
The McChicken is a burger.

[Anonymous No.20508280]

https://www.mcdonalds.com/de/de-de/product/chickenburger-2401.html
:)

[Anonymous No.20508305]

>>20508270
Correct, but a fried cutlet on a bun is not.

[Anonymous No.20508315]

>>20508247
All burgers on bread or buns are sandwiches, but not all sandwiches are burgers. A chicken burger (a patty of ground chicken) on a bun is a sandwich and a burger. A beef burger (a patty of ground beef) on a plate with gravy is a burger but not a sandwich. Tonkatsu on white bread is a sandwich but not a burger.

[Anonymous No.20508347]

>>20507617
we wuz killin injuns n shiet

[Anonymous No.20508481]

>>20506735
A burger is a type of sandwich

[Anonymous No.20508528]

>>20508315
hey guise look at my burger because I'm a fully fucking retarded seppo and give more of a shit about specific components (like a dumbass) rather than the overall end product

[Anonymous No.20508549]

>>20508315
All burgers use patties of ground meat. That's why they're called burgers. Because grinding meat and forming patties was popular with immigrants from what is now called Germany, specifically, Hamburg

[Anonymous No.20508553]

>>20508528
Looks like a burger to me.

>>20508549
That's what I said.

[Anonymous No.20508562]

>>20508553
Oh sorry I have to have dinner with my in-laws tonight and I'm pre-partying
Pray for me

[Anonymous No.20508566]

>>20508528
The problem with calling a chicken sandwich a "burger" here in the US is that we actually have chicken burgers made from ground chicken. If you ordered a chicken burger expecting a crispy chicken sandwich, and got pic related you would likely be upset. If it's not made with a patty formed from ground meat, don't call it a fucking burger. That goes for "veggie" burger abominations as well.

[Anonymous No.20508572]

>>20508566
I'll give a pass to veggie burgers, as it's still a ground product formed into a patty. A red bean patty I'll call a burger.

[Anonymous No.20508600]

>>20508553
>Looks like a burger to me.
Like a two year old digging their heels in.

>>20508566
I am more than happy to clarify what I want. I'm absolutely not going to call a burger a fucking sandwich though.

Let's compare to the pub steak sandwich. You're
not going to get a steak in a burger bun, because it's not a burger. Exactly the same logic.

[Anonymous No.20508661]

>>20508600
>I'm absolutely not going to call a burger a fucking sandwich though.
????

[Anonymous No.20508669]

>>20508528
>give more of a shit about specific components (like a dumbass) rather than the overall end product
This seems to literally be you. You seem to be arguing that anything becomes a burger once you put it on a hamburger bun. I use hamburger buns for ham, turkey, and even PB&J sandwiches. Are those all burgers?

[Anonymous No.20508677]

>>20508669
Well he also says a burger (as in a ground beef patty on a bun) is not a sandwich, so I think we can safely write off anything he says.

[Anonymous No.20508690]

>>20507191
we eat normal sandwiches too lmao. those hot turkey things are a regional speciality, most of the country doesn't even eat them.

[Anonymous No.20508696]

>hamburgers aren't a type of sandwich
>what determines if something is a hamburger is if it is on a bun, not that it is ground meat
I knew the British were retarded but HOLY FUCK.
What do they call a hamburger patty on sandwich bread?

[Anonymous No.20508708]

>>20508696
They call that a "right faggot" and it is meant to be served with pureed peas and muffins.

[Anonymous No.20508724]

>>20507617
growing up my family almost always had milk in bags cause it was sold in a shop just across the street from us. i just got a distant memory and realised i haven't seen them anywhere else

[Anonymous No.20508734]

>>20508696
Pretty sure he's an Aussie. Seppo is an Australian slang for Americans, and I've noticed several times that Australians have this particular obsession with calling chicken sandwiches "burgers."

[Anonymous No.20508763]

for me, its the one on the left

[Anonymous No.20508769]

>>20506809
If it's anything other than a ground beef patty, it's a sandwich

[Anonymous No.20508785]

>>20508013
*siiip*

mmm, refreshing.

[Anonymous No.20508799]

>>20508481
No it isn't

[Anonymous No.20508812]

the dome of the bun burgers the sandwich

[Anonymous No.20508838]

>>20507568
once again you nonamericans prove how fucking subhuman you are
know your fucking place you stupid faggots
what we say goes and no amount of your impotent crying will change that

[sage No.20509385]

Ameripoor bait thread
Sage goes in all fields

[Anonymous No.20509459]

>>20508696
>hamburgers aren't a type of sandwich
yes
>what determines if something is a hamburger is if it is on a bun, not that it is ground meat
exactly this
>What do they call a hamburger patty on sandwich bread?
It would be a sandwich, obviously.

Holy fuck did you all eat lead paint as children?
It is beyond astounding that the american brain is too damaged to understand this

[Anonymous No.20509469]

>>20509459
Behold! An Australian Hamburger!

[Anonymous No.20509476]

>>20509469
>has to defer to edge-cases because he's incapable of debating the point
lol
your pbj roll looks fucked btw. is that even peanut butter?

[Anonymous No.20509490]

>>20509476
Is a sloppy joe a burger?

[Anonymous No.20509497]

Is a BBQ pulled pork sandwich a burger?

[Anonymous No.20509520]

>needs random unspoken and undefinable rules to say what is and is not a burger or a sandwich
Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.20510235]

>>20506707
America does it better! America wins again!

[Anonymous No.20510240]

Lol you call it a "burger" because Indians couldn't say "sandwich"

[Anonymous No.20510939]

>>20506707
Thats a chicken filet burger and a chicken and mayo sandwich.

[Anonymous No.20510952]

What do Americans call those two objects in OPs picture?

[Anonymous No.20510961]

>>20510952
left: chicken sandwich
right: sadness

[Anonymous No.20510973]

>>20510952
While there's no unified rule, in the US, generally it takes the bun+hamburger meat=burger (see also, patty melt)
A less popular, but not anywhere near as unpopular thing as it should be is calling anything on a hamburger bun a hamburger. These types will normally append whatever the main thing in it is, so like "chicken burger", "mushroom burger", "veggie burger", or whatever.

There additionally does seem to be a level of how exactly it's topped as to if it's a burger.
With hamburger on a bun, basically anything goes.
Any others, it seems you're more apt to see it called a burger if the toppings are lettuce, tomato, and at least mayo. The further you get from that, the less likely many will accept it as a burger. Like, that's part of why no one calls the one on the left a burger. It's just got mayo and a pickle on it.

[Anonymous No.20511024]

>>20507043
this looks absurd, why even make it a sadnwitch at this point? why loose peas on top? in the burger I can kind of get, but even with a fork and knife the peas would just fall off.

This is like the opisite of form following function. absolute hatland food.

[Anonymous No.20511034]

>>20511024
Obviously you could work on your cutlery skills, it seems they're lacking

[Anonymous No.20511037]

actually, this is an european chicken sandwich
also, putting deep fried junk in a sandwich seems vile

[Anonymous No.20511039]

>>20510973
east-coaster spotted

[Anonymous No.20511041]

>>20511037
>also, putting deep fried junk in a sandwich seems vile
But Anon
They were invented in Europe

[Anonymous No.20511047]

>>20511034
not impossible, just not intuitive. I frown on the design by principle, not ability.


If I made something out of all these ingrediants, this is one if the last ways I would put them together. Like putting hats on your feet and socks on your head.

[Anonymous No.20511066]

I like bread
I like meat

[Anonymous No.20511074]

>>20511066
nice to meat you
would you like to be bread

[Anonymous No.20511079]

>>20511024
It's the same shit as Salisbury steak with bread added, you spaz. Read back this >>20507093 They didn't use as much meat as in the picture then, so they had to add something to fill people up, why the bread and peas.

[Anonymous No.20511087]

>>20511074
UNBREADED

[Anonymous No.20511117]

>>20511074
Not really

[Anonymous No.20511139]

>>20509469
>Australian Hamburger
Can't be. The picture's not upside down.

[Anonymous No.20511150]

>>20508131
The contents of a sandwich determine its classification more than the bread it's on, would you call a fried egg in a bun an egg burger?

[Anonymous No.20511165]

>>20511150
It is if it's a scrambled eggs patty

[Anonymous No.20511167]

>>20511150
>would you call a fried egg in a bun an egg burger?
yes

[Anonymous No.20511191]

>>20510952
they're both chicken sandwiches in a broad sense, the one on the right looks specifically like a chicken salad sandwich (a bad one)

I guess Americans have a narrow definition of burger and other Anglospherians have a narrow definition of sandwich

[Anonymous No.20511541]

>>20511191
We don't even have a narrow definition of burgers, they're widely understood to be a ground patty, usually beef but not necessarily, between two pieces of bread. The type of bread doesn't matter and the patty doesn't even have to be meat, black bean burgers have gotten fairly popular in recent years and I remember having imitation meat ones as a kid made of shiitake mushrooms

[Anonymous No.20512018]

>>20509490
yup

[Anonymous No.20512034]

>>20511191
English is surprisingly lacking in some ways. They call a piece of bread with topping on it an "open face sandwich" when a sandwich should by definition be something between two pieces of bread.

[Anonymous No.20512162]

>>20506809
burger requires a patty

a McChicken is technically a chicken burger

a chicken breast sandwich is not

[Anonymous No.20512172]

>>20512034
That's because before the word "sandwich" was invented all forms of sandwich including open-face sandwich was called "X bread" where X was what was served with the bread
Sandwich was back-ported to cover all of these other bread-based dishes over time

[Anonymous No.20512177]

>>20512034
>They call a piece of bread with topping on it an "open face sandwich" when a sandwich should by definition be something between two pieces of bread.
If you're that autistic slice it in half and flip one half on top of the other.

[Anonymous No.20512254]

Is a breakfast sausage patty on bread a burger?

[Anonymous No.20512365]

>>20508566
Technically, the veggies have been ground similarly homogeneous to ground meat, so I'd still call it a burger. It just need to: 1. not have breading, 2. not be on anything other than a burger bun, and 3. be ground meat or veggie..homogenate.

[Anonymous No.20512377]

>>20512365
Add to that it has to be served hot. A sandwich can be cold or hot, a cold burger is unheard of.

[Anonymous No.20512408]

>>20506707
Yes. But consider...

[Anonymous No.20512427]

>>20512377
so when I wake up and find a McDonald's cheeseburger under my bed from the night before, it's a McDonald's cheese sandwich?

[Anonymous No.20512473]

Burgers can be cold, and need not be served on a bun. To insist they must be hot and on a bun is insane. If I get a sourdough burger from Jack-in-the-Box and eat it after it's cooled down, it's still a fucking burger.

[Anonymous No.20512505]

Is a burger in the room with us right now?

[Anonymous No.20512506]

>>20512408
You had better be Polish or Slovenian or some shit before you accuse American women being fat while your women remain thin
If you're British I'm gonna chummy my laughies or whatever the fuck you say

[Anonymous No.20512572]

>>20512427
>served
Whatever you do in your depression free time is up to you

[Anonymous No.20512848]

pop some stuffin' in that bad gal on the right and i'd give her a right ol' stuffin'

[Anonymous No.20512984]

>>20506840
no, Canada...
Not like that. Try again.

[Anonymous No.20512986]

>>20506969
hhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.20513002]

>>20509469
But where's the giant spider?

[Anonymous No.20513007]

>>20512506
Hahaha look at this fucking seethe... Pathetic!

[Anonymous No.20513120]

>>20512506
You people really have rlto understand that nobody considers the br*tish as part of Europe

[Anonymous No.20513137]

>>20507164
It'll come back dont worry
.t 30 y/o boomer

[Anonymous No.20513153]

>>20513120
Fuck the European Union.
#brexit

[Anonymous No.20513162]

>>20507043
>NOOOOO!! YOU CAN'T JUST BE LE CAVEMAN AND EAT CHICKEN WINGS AND BBQ RIBS WITH YOUR HANDS, YOU HAVE TO USE THE JEWISH UTENSILS!!!!

[Anonymous No.20513168]

>>20513120
The entire world considers britain to be not just part of europe, but a poster-child of it. Literally nobody cares if a few insignificant e*ropeans want to deny reality to feel better about their own reputations.

[Anonymous No.20513710]

>>20507617
>That shit only happens in Ontario
Happens in Quebec too and they adamantly defend it as the superior method to jugs or cartons

[Anonymous No.20513749]

>>20506735
>britoids think they can tell americans what is or isn't a burger

[Anonymous No.20513762]

>>20513749
je suis une Australien, cunt

[Anonymous No.20513785]

>>20513762
same shit different continent, cry about it

[Anonymous No.20514008]

I have a question for you non-fat people. as a fat dude struggled with being fat all my life. how do people seemingly stay relatively fit and eat normal tasty foods/eat out often and not get fat? whats your secret?

[Anonymous No.20514256]

>>20514008
My job isn't sitting around and watching a computer screen.

[Anonymous No.20514266]

>>20513785
He just skullfucked your throat out so hard that your dilator shot out of your makeshift cunt

[Anonymous No.20514270]

>>20506707
This is the dumbest fucking argument
Take semantic arguments somewhere else
>>20506735
>>20506741
>taking the bait

[Anonymous No.20514333]

>>20507617
>That shit only happens in Ontario
..and Quebec and the Maritimes, IE the majority of the population of Canada
>and even then it’s a rarity.
You have never been to Ontario

[Anonymous No.20514343]

You wouldn't understand.

[Anonymous No.20514346]

>>20514343
That is one good looking burger

[Anonymous No.20514362]

>>20514008
High brain activity
Depression
Avoiding air conditioning and cold so body doesn't store fat to insulate.
Ignoring all dietary advice as jewish lies.
Just don't digest everything bro.
You should never want to lose weight, you want to lose fat, which will always involve gaining weight first if you are doing it right.
Muscle burns calories just existing.

[Anonymous No.20514424]

>>20507043
THE ENTIRE REASON WHY IT'S ON A BUN OR BETWEEN 2 PIECES OF BREAD IS SO YOU CAN HOLD IT YOU DENSE FUCK

[Anonymous No.20514445]

>>20514424
DO NOT REDEEM UTENSILS
DO NOT REDEEM!! NOT WASHING HANDS ADDS FLAVOR SIIIIIR!!!

[Anonymous No.20514528]

>>20507568
>sandwich not made of minced meat
>even remotely a burger
lol

[Anonymous No.20515482]

>>20506707
European is healthier!

[Anonymous No.20515507]

>>20511079
The ingrediants arent the problem retard, like I said, its how its constructed.

[Anonymous No.20515529]

>>20514008
Snacks and alcohol are the calorie bomb for most people.

If you eat food mostly cooked from fresh veggies and meat, most of your weight should come off without even having to really exercise.

Like you can have the odd burger or whatever and it's not going to fuck up your diet like a packet of chips and 4 beers daily will.

Also single banana is like, 70 calories. If you can find a treadmill which calculates calories expensed, try outrunning that if you want to blow your mind. Significantly more work than you might think. You can't out-exercise a shitty diet.

[Anonymous No.20515536]

>>20514343
Damn that's a tasty burger

[Anonymous No.20515561]

>>20515529
true, i got fat during covid by getting depressed over a death in my family and decided to sit at home all day play vidya and eat whatever the fuck i wanted whenever, in 2 years i got really fat, meal prepping so that the only thing i have to eat is good meals without many calories is what saved me.

[Anonymous No.20515789]

>>20507043
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.20515826]

>>20515536
for me, its the portugeuse

[Anonymous No.20515837]

>>20515826
givvusa chook burger with beetroot and pineapple, thanks love

[Anonymous No.20515859]

>>20506735
Total Aussie Death

[Anonymous No.20516376]

>>20506818
You better make me leave then, fat kid. Mind your hypertension.

[Anonymous No.20517852]

>>20506735
Please don't say "chicken burger" ever again

[Anonymous No.20518906]

>>20517852
Love a chicken burger, me. A big juicy fried chicken fillet burger. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.20519705]

>>20506818
so why are you here?

[Anonymous No.20519711]

>>20507088
>usually
>typically

[Anonymous No.20519727]

>>20508769
>ground beef patty
so why call it a ground beef patty?
shouldn't you have typed burger
because by your logic the only part of the burger that is a burger is the beef
so you could take a "burger" and place it on the same bread as on the left or even put it on a tortilla and it would be considered a "burger" because it has a burger in it.
but you wouldnt because that doesnt make any sense
a burger is something that uses burger buns and a land based meat that has been cooked.

[Anonymous No.20519730]

>>20512162
>retard spacing
i think you should leave.

[Anonymous No.20519734]

>164 replies over a retarded semantic argument

[Anonymous No.20519738]

>>20519727
>as on the left
right*. sorry my bad :)

[Anonymous No.20519745]

>>20513749
burgers are german
germans immigrated to america and took burgers with them
americans liked it so much they claimed it as their own.
also the original burger is this
no bun
just a meat patty cooked in a pan(not grilled)
which is then served on a plate
closer to a squashed meatball.

[Anonymous No.20519771]

>>20506835
looks like an extremely basic chicken mayo sandwich
https://www.recipetineats.com/chicken-sandwiches/
funnily enough if you search "european chicken sandwich" you either get a chicken mayo or a chicken burger
or maybe a cubano with a schnitzel type of thing.
also that burger in ops image looks so dry
i cant see any sauce on the top bun
and there isnt even any cheese.

[Anonymous No.20519777]

>>20507132
nice try rabbi
you were going to bite my foreskin off weren't you

[Anonymous No.20519781]

>>20507313
we arent because you are fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.20519783]

>>20508206
>Brits call every sandwich a burger
you cant prove this

[Anonymous No.20519786]

Alright euros, so just to deflect the point even further. What do we call this? You already said a fried chicken breast is a burger, what’s this then?

[Anonymous No.20519788]

>>20508799
>Technically speaking, Merriam-Webster defines a sandwich as “two or more slices of bread or a split roll having a filling in between.” So if you're looking to understand if a burger is a sandwich, the answer is technically yes.
get webbed on, bitch.

[Anonymous No.20519796]

>>20508696
>What do they call a hamburger patty on sandwich bread?
well if im being honest its 50/50
it could be a burger or a sandwich
but seeing as burgers are sandwiches its the same thing in the end.
i will say if the bread is toasted it is more likely to be called a burger.
also something like this could be called a burger or a sandwich depending on where you get it.
also again depending on if its toasted or not.

[Anonymous No.20519803]

>>20509469
why did you paint your big toe nails pink anon?
also that doesnt have any meat on it.
also thats a pb&j which is not eaten by australians

[Anonymous No.20519811]

>>20509490
>Is a sloppy joe a burger?
>A "sloppy joe" is hamburger meat and a sauce of some sort that is cooked together and is very loose in consistency; usually served on hamburger buns.
yes
also americans dont get to talk about burgers when they serve their's with fucking potato chips

[Anonymous No.20519817]

>>20509497
that depends
is it served on a burger bun?

[Anonymous No.20519821]

>>20508696
that's a burger sandwich

[Anonymous No.20519822]

>>20510235
>America wins again!
america hasnt won since ww2

[Anonymous No.20519834]

>>20519786
a burger

[Anonymous No.20519841]

>>20512254
is it on a burger bun?
no?
then no
it could be a melt
or sandwich
or muffin(english muffin)
like this

[Anonymous No.20519842]

>>20512505
i wish...

[Anonymous No.20519899]

>>20519745
that's not a hamburger, that's a hamburg steak

[Anonymous No.20519904]

>>20514008
the secret is that they were born with a natural level of self control and willpower that fat people were born without
you can see it from birth
a kid can come from an entire family of fit and healthy people but the kid can turn out fat
literally cant stop eating
stomach like a black hole
they could have the best parents in the world, the best food available to them
healthy food constantly being shoved in their face
it doesnt matter
they just must consume food
and when you are a fat kid
its very very easy to become a fat teen
and its very easy for a fat teen to be a fat adult
and thats it
its usually over at that point
the brain has already been developed
the behavior is usually set in stone
and the people that do overcome it need to actively be thinking about controlling themself all the time.
normal people have this control in their subconscious
like breathing
imagine if you were born without the unconscious ability to breath
and you had to manually think about and force yourself to do it constantly.
those who have the ability to do it from birth can't possibly understand what your life is like
and similarly you can't possibly understand what their life is like.

but
that dont mean you can just give up.
it dont mean you can just throw your hands up and say well i was destined to be like this.
even if the best you can do is not even 1/1000 of a normal person
you have to give 110%
its not bad to be fat
its to know that what your doing is bad and not giving 110% of your energy to be better
its bad to simply say nah, too hard. and give up.
if you wake up and look at the past and see that you are doing better than a year ago
that every day you are taking a step forward
even if its just 1 single inch
that means you are not a failure
it means you are doing the right thing
it means that its not too late.
it means that hope is not lost.
even if you are not skinny or jacked
even if when you die you are still fat
the fact that you never gave up. thats what matters

[Anonymous No.20519907]

>>20519734
>164 replies over a retarded semitic argument
ftfy

[Anonymous No.20519909]

>>20519786
>burger bun
>2(TWO) patty shaped things
>lettuce
>some kind of sauce
i dare say thats a burger.

[Anonymous No.20519914]

>>20519899
thats not for you to decide

[Anonymous No.20519947]

>People in different parts of the world use words to refer to different things?
>AGHHHH I'M LITERALLY GOING INSANE

[Anonymous No.20519956]

>>20506735
spbp

[Anonymous No.20520040]

>>20508528
that’s a patty melt

[Anonymous No.20520159]

>>20519796
Add to that, restaurants that specialize in burgers sometimes use different breads depending on the topping. I had a pesto, mushroom and provolone burger on ciabatta at one of those hip millennial spots. It was great.

>>20519811
You people call us burgers but act like you know more about the food than us lmao

[Anonymous No.20520190]

>>20520159
>but act like you know more about the food than us lmao
we do
also both of those comments are me.

[Anonymous No.20520206]

>>20519811
Hardly anybody actually does this.

[Anonymous No.20520248]

>>20520190
What is your thesis on the definition of a burger? To me it’s
>served hot
>firm patty of ground meat or veg/bean mix or impossible abomination
>served on anything but sliced bread (roll, bun, even a lettuce wrap)

You guys can have your chips and biscuits and pasties but leave burgers to the professionals

[Anonymous No.20520272]

Why don't you people stop arguing over the fact that a food item is called something slightly different in different parts of the world and get back to work

[Anonymous No.20520276]

>>20520248
>patty
i think thats about the only thing that we disagree on
oh and hot?
i mean if your idea of a perfect burger is made, but then forgotten about until it is cold and then someone brings it to your table.
is that no longer a burger since it has been served cold?
it just seems like a weird thing to say.
the fact is, chicken is fantastic on a burger.
but
making chicken into a patty is disgusting unless you get a schnitzel and then i guess get a ring cutter and cut out a disc or "patty" of chicken to put on the bun.
like are you really going to look at this and tell me that it isn't a burger?
really?

[Anonymous No.20520336]

>>20520276
You are taking this semantics discussion to a silly extreme with the “what if it was accidentally served cold.” When you order a burger, you expect it to be hot. I’d say it’s perfectly reasonable to return a plate if the burger you receive is not hot.

That is a fried chicken sandwich. I guess I forgot a “rule” about American burgers
>the patty isn’t breaded/fried
A chicken burger would be made with a patty of ground chicken. Doesn’t sound that weird, same concept as a turkey burger. You could make a fish burger the same way though it obviously sounds vile. A fried fish sandwich is nice though.

[Anonymous No.20520367]

>>20520336
Don’t knock salmon burgers, they’re pretty good.

[Anonymous No.20520377]

>>20520336
>You are taking this semantics discussion to a silly extreme with the “what if it was accidentally served cold.” When you order a burger, you expect it to be hot. I’d say it’s perfectly reasonable to return a plate if the burger you receive is not hot.
yeh but thats not what you said tho
you said
>What is your thesis on the definition of a burger? To me it’s
>served hot
and so then i said
what if it is served cold.
is it not longer a burger
i dont give a fuck if you were to send it back. i mean i would too.
im asking if what you were served IS a burger.
as you can see you adding that it has to be hot otherwise it isn't a burger is a pretty stupid thing to say.
>the patty isn’t breaded/fried
so if the chicken was boiled or steamed or baked or pan fried or grilled it would be a burger?
> I guess I forgot a “rule” about American burgers
i find it strange that you added "American" in front of burger.
this was never stated anywhere before.
this isn't about american burgers
this is about burgers.
if you would like to make the case for AMERICAN burgers only then thats fine and i dont really have a rebuttal since i dont live there and dont have any first hand experience.
but it seems that you are saying that other countries shouldn't call burgers burgers they should call them sandwiches.
which makes it seem as if you are talking about burgers in general and not just american burgers.
>Doesn’t sound that weird
i mean i think it would be gross to eat but i dont think it sounds weird to call it that.
if you want to make a patty from fish or turkey or ground chicken and put it on a burger bun, i would say that is a gross burger, but a burger all the same.

[Anonymous No.20520413]

>>20520377
Relax buddy, we’re just having a laugh about American vs British English. It’s all in good fun. FWIW I think you guys are more on point with the chips/crisps vs fries/chips. What do you call tortilla chips btw? Plantain chips?
>american burger
Well because I realize there’s about 110 million of you that do things in a silly way while 330 million of us do it the right way. An American burger is a real burger.
>cold burger
The only way you’re getting that is an exceptional circumstance. If a guy orders a burger and asks for it cold, it’s the same as if he ordered a burger but hold the top of bread. Is it still a burger? I guess, but that’s significantly more weird than a fish burger.
>breaded/fried
It’s about the breading and the makeup of the meat. A chicken or fish (or steak) sandwich is made with a filet or chunk meat, not ground meat. Steamed burgers are a thing, I think it’s NE regional. I don’t know how you would hold together a patty to boil it but I’m sure someone has sous vide the patty. Sounds dumb but it’s still a burger.

[Anonymous No.20520429]

>>20520367
Fair point, I forgot about those. Probably works because it’s a hearty fish. I had one in Seattle a few years back with tzatziki and a vinegar slaw, delightful. But now that must be the exception to the breaded/fried rule. Come to think of it, I’ve never seen a crab cake sandwich or burger on a menu but I’d think that wants to be a sandwich, not a burger.

[Anonymous No.20520519]

>>20520413
>Relax buddy
im perfectly relaxed. i apologise if it felt as if i was attacking you personally.
>, we’re just having a laugh about American vs British English
i disagree, this thread is about the words americans use and the words "europeans" use but it seems "euro" simply means english, which i can assure you is highly offensive to both sides.
>FWIW I think you guys are more on point with the chips/crisps vs fries/chips. What do you call tortilla chips btw? Plantain chips?
oh im not english(blood yes, nationality no). you mean like doritos? well we just call those corn chips. unflavored corn in the shape of a triangle or sometimes circle with a salt coating.
if you look at this image we have the "Mission" and "On the Border" types.
you can find ones like "Xochitl" or "Tostitos original" but they would simply be called "tortilla chips" as if you have taken a tortilla or as we would say "wrap" and then i guess bake it and cut it into bits.
"An American burger is a real burger."... to an american.
oh and you wont find "plantain" in the uk.
i mean im sure they exist there but it would be seen as some kind of immigrant food.
>The only way you’re getting that is an exceptional circumstance.
i mean yeh. thats the point. if your point can be dismantled by an extreme then its probably not much a point.
things that are true can be tried and tested and if they are true they will hold up even in extremes.
a burger doesnt suddenly become not a burger because it cooled down
if you had said something idk, "made hot" or "designed to be made/served hot" then thats much harder to break.
cont.

[Anonymous No.20520531]

>>20520377
>open /ck/ food and cooking board
>see this post
>close /ck/ food and cooking board

[Anonymous No.20520538]

>>20520413
>>20520519
actually i dont have a cont. nevermind.
the bakery opens in 1 hour :)
gonna get a meat pie and baked custard tart

[Anonymous No.20520547]

>>20520531
>NOOOOOOOO YOU CANT TALK ABOUT FOOD AND COOKING ON THE FOOD AND COOKING BOARD!!!!

[Anonymous No.20520550]

>>20506707
This thread is still fucking up? Tell them to go home, it's over. This discussion stopped being interesting 3 threads ago .

[Anonymous No.20520551]

>>20520547
>>20520550

[Anonymous No.20520553]

>>20520547
>autismo misses the point
nice selfie I guess

[Anonymous No.20520582]

>>20520519
Fair enough, I assume you’re esl? French? I know they take precision of language pretty seriously. I was under the impression that euros learn British English, not American English. I would have figured you called them tortilla crisps

[Anonymous No.20520595]

>>20520582
>I assume you’re esl? French?
mate...

[Anonymous No.20520602]

>>20520595
Wait, you’re Australian and trying to distance yourself from British English? Whew. Enjoy your meat pie and custard tart, always wondered why the meat pies never took off here.

[Anonymous No.20520604]

>>20520595
Australian’s are basically ESL’s nobody likes them anyway

[Anonymous No.20520653]

>>20520602
>Wait, you’re Australian and trying to distance yourself from British English?
australia has become extremely americanised over the past 20-30 years
most kids grow up watching american tv shows, watching american movies, listening to american music, reading american books, eating american food and using american websites.
its pretty fucking gross if im honest but thats just how it is.
>always wondered why the meat pies never took off here.
yeh it seems like the perfect american food honestly.
and australian pies blow english pies out of the water, its not even close.
i guess for americans "pie" is like a sweet thing, like apple pie.
or a "mince pie" in america is like fruit mince right?
so the idea of eating a beef mince pie on its face sounds very gross.
but in recent years i have seen meat pies catch on as a trend in a few places in america.

[Anonymous No.20520685]

>>20520653
>pretty fucking gross
Yeah I don’t like it either, beyond the meme ability to dunk of course. I’d want to visit but if it’s just America with kangaroos and fuck off sun what’s the point? No desire to visit England, maybe the Scottish highlands would be worth the flight.

Yeah pie is typically sweet for us. Mincemeat pie is various fruits and spices, maybe nuts. I think traditionally it uses beef suet as well but most places probably don’t do that. As far as savory pies we do have chicken pot pie but I can’t think of anything handheld. Empanadas? Jamaican beef patties? I guess you can find them easily here but they obviously aren’t American. Some places will sell the Aussie style ones but they’re pretty niche, probably hard to find outside of a major city or a crunchy hip resort kind of place.

[Anonymous No.20520694]

You ceded burger expertise to America decades ago when you started calling them “burgers”.

[Anonymous No.20520712]

>>20520694
Anyway, do you have anything insightful to share?

[Anonymous No.20520721]

>>20520685
>kangaroos
i dont know how to tell you this mate but... unless you are at a zoo or go on some nature tour there is a very slim chance you see real wild kangaroos.
same goes for koalas.
also there are non whites everywhere.
cities are unlivable
not because of the price but because you cant go 5 seconds without seeing a brown skin or gook
like sure in the past we had wogs(think italian and other Mediterranean types) and lebs(lebanese people) but they usually kept to their specific regions and didnt venture out, so if you wanted to not see any you could pretty easily avoid them
luckily i live out in the country but i still dread the few times a year i have to travel to sydney for work.
there have been many times where i have stopped and looked around and realised im literally the only white guy around.
as if i had been teleported to singapore or something.
its like, is this really my country anymore?

but i do enjoy that sydney has this strange fusion of modern city and old colonial aesthetic.
beautiful country, but you really have to go /out/ of the cities to really experience it.
just dont be a dumb fuck american and get lost and have to get search and rescue to come find you.

[Anonymous No.20520760]

>>20520712
A McChicken is more of a chicken burger than a chicken sandwich.

[Anonymous No.20520776]

>>20520721
>kangaroos
Really? I thought they were like pests over there. About as common as deer here. That’s a shame, I think they’re funny. I’ve seen some breathtaking photos, really unique landscapes and waters. But it seems like it’s just so fucking hot and sunny and I wouldn’t want to get in that ocean with the sharks and jellyfish.
Yeah I mean that’s the way things are in the West. Seems like you and Canada are getting it the worst though. I also live rural and the population is like 80% Mexican. A lot of them go back after harvest season though. Very few Asians and Indians around, but I see them at Costco and there’s a couple ethnic restaurants in the closest “city” of about 15k. Can’t remember the last time I saw a black or arab person. Are they mostly Chinese/vietnamese there or are you getting all the colors of the shit rainbow? What’s the average Aussie opinion? Here even the Mexicans who’ve been here for a couple decades have been fed up for a while lol

[Anonymous No.20520780]

>>20520721
I backpacked Australia for 2 months.
Kangaroos saw in backpacker murder area between Darwin and Townsville. They were all a bit over a foot tall, just chilling nearby in the sunrise.
Koala are on Magnetic Island where there are trails and they don't have anywhere to hide.
Turkeys have free roam in towns there, bizarre mate.

[Anonymous No.20520824]

>>20520776
>Really? I thought they were like pests over there
listen mate, they are pests
just not where people actually live
you can sometimes see wallabies tho, they are smaller. but just as cute if not more so.
>“city” of about 15k
lol thats over twice the population of my town.
and its the biggest in the area.
you have to drive for a couple hours to get to another town the same size.
>What’s the average Aussie opinion?
that is a difficult question to answer honestly.
politics here is fucked
and trying to actually understand what the average bloke really thinks is pretty difficult
but i guess its like the same as in america
the left is pro immigration
the right is anti immigration
but at the end of the day australians are naturally extremely lazy people
so if it doesnt ACTUALLY affect them personally they couldnt care less and will gladly sit back on the couch with a beer in 1 hand and the tv remote in the other watching the country go to shit.
thank fuck we still have some brains left and we voted NO to "the voice" which would change the constitution to create a special group of ONLY abos(no whites allowed) that would have direct communication with the prime minister.
oh and they couldnt tell us any fucking details about how it would actually work or what we were actually voting for and told us that they could change it to fucking anything under the sun if they won the vote.
fucking insane shit.
but those cunts failed
cont

[Anonymous No.20520856]

>>20520824
>>20520776
cont
listen at the end of the day i dont actually care what race you are.
i care if you are an australian
you leave your language behind
you leave your culture, your religion, your tradition, your laws behind
if you truly are an australian from your soul. then i welcome you.
if you speak our language and truly believe in our traditions and history and culture and laws then you can stay, and i will gladly call you my fellow countryman
BUT if you dont do those things, even 1 of them, you can get the fuck out.
oh also i think the level of immigration we have is fucking insane
also i would say that if you are legally immigrating then ok sure(it should be less than half the rate it is now) but if you are a refugee or asylum seeker or trying to land on our shores from a boat, i think you should be shot on sight.
no exceptions.
oh your country is run by a warlord? sorry not my problem. immigrate legally or fuck off.
also the whole green card thing by marrying a citizen is fucking gross
i dont care if they are your husband/wife. they need to become a citizen through the normal immigration that everyone else has to go through.

oh and the constant felatio of abos needs to stop
do we really need to "welcome to country" and "pay respect to elders past present and future" all the fucking time?
i mean seriously
most abos dont give a fuck about their own people or history so why the fuck should we?
oh and i think generally white australians, even pretty conservative people are "ok" with wogs and lebs because they have been here since ww2
oh and vietnamese. i mean half the bakeries and cafes in australia would close down if they all up and left.
oh and muslims and arabs can get fucked.
take that barbaric "religion" back to the middle east.
it has no place in australia.

[Anonymous No.20520863]

>>20507617
t. retarded faggot who never visited ON. I repeat, fucking retarded faggot bitch.

[Anonymous No.20520884]

>>20520824
>the right is anti immigration
they're most definitely pro-low wages though. don't worry mate, they'll keep immigration, just like Canada and the UK and France and so on and so forth

[Anonymous No.20520894]

>>20520856
Thank you for the summary. Wasn’t expecting to have a discussion about immigration with someone thousands of miles away in a meme shitpost thread on /ck/. 4chan is a magical place.

To an extent I agree with you, but at this point there’s just too many. I feel for the ones that want to come and work hard but we simply don’t have the capability to support the population. The US has so many budget/infrastructure/social problems that we have no business bringing in any more outside souls until we fix our shit. Legal and obviously illegal needs to go to zero for a while.

[Anonymous No.20521025]

>>20520894
>>20520884
also sorry for saying "oh and" so much
its just how we speak
but after i posted and reread what i wrote i realise it looks kinda retarded
:)
had my pie
the girl at the bakery gave me an extra custard tart for free(she's so fucking hot)

[Anonymous No.20522189]

>>20507164
this is why /pol/tards have lost their edge and just spend all day infighting about religion. read some books and increase your vocabulary, son.

[Anonymous No.20522217]

>>20508528
this shit looks GOOOOD

[Anonymous No.20522238]

>>20506818
Ok then I'll speak "American"
EY ESENIGGUH DESE EL YPIPO DON SEESUN DEY ENCHILADA
GIB REPARAYSHUNS AN AZTLAN NOW ARRIBA ARRIBA OH LAWDY!

It's a burger, cunt.

[Anonymous No.20522310]

>>20522238
do NOT take the name of the ENCHILADA in vain

[Anonymous No.20523710]

>>20506741
Always have been

[Anonymous No.20523772]

america be like
>you know pizza right? LETS PUT A CROISSANT IN IT
>MORE FAT ADD MORE FATS

[Anonymous No.20523788]

>>20506707
The spicy deluxe burger is actually a good value. The regular chicken sandwich is shit

[Anonymous No.20523865]

>>20523710
Nothing served in a bun is a sandwich. It's a bun.

[Anonymous No.20524984]

>>20519811
The only time you will ever see hamburgers served with potato chips is at some sort of family cookout where it's not feasible to be deep frying French fries, so naturally people go with the other deep fried potato product.

[Anonymous No.20525022]

>>20506840
>the sandwich was invented so you don't get grease on your fingers
>lets cover it in gravy
fucking leafs.

[Anonymous No.20525391]

>>20519822
And that was Russia

[Anonymous No.20525394]

burgers are made of ground meat

[Anonymous No.20525586]

It’s actually just a sparkling sandwich if it isn’t made in America

[Anonymous No.20526275]

>>20514008
Dunno if this helps, but 1) I eat slow. It takes me no less than 20 minutes to have lunch, but if there's time I prefer to eat over the course of an hour. It helps that I like to take my time, so my temperament gives me an advantage here.
Main thing is I know when I stop being hungry and stop eating at that point.
2) I skip dessert most of the time. And back during COVID, I basically gave up fast food and started cooking at home.
3) B/c of 1, for restaurants, I end up taking home 1/3 to 1/2 of the meal. (I'm American, so the portions are big enough for 1-1/2 to 2 meals at a sit-down restaurant anyway). IF I have dessert I offer to split it w/the other person.
I will say I'm lucky b/c I'm just not that into chocolate, which leaves me more likely to want more main course and less dessert.

[Anonymous No.20526471]

>>20508315
>All burgers on bread or buns are sandwiches, but not all sandwiches are burgers.
a rare smart and correct anon

[Anonymous No.20527956]

>>20507088
hamburger = burger made of ham
chickenburger = burger made of chicken

[Anonymous No.20527971]

>>20506957
Your PM is a jeet.

[Anonymous No.20527995]

>>20514008
I eat slow and make sure others are fed; look at other people's plate to make sure they're well-fed
Serve others, drink water, come to dinner in order to feed everyone else, don't eat if there isn't enough for them
Ultimately, skip meals, learn the difference between going hungry and not eating, they are not the same
Don't push it so far you fuck up your metabolism, just find the zone where you haven't eaten for a while but you can and could not eat, don't go so far where you need food or you'll die on that trajectory

[Anonymous No.20528039]

ITT: yuros struggle with American colloquialisms

[Anonymous No.20528556]

>>20519899
A hamburger is a hamburg steak sandwich.

[Anonymous No.20528565]

>>20519947
Likewise. I speak the one true divine tongue (american english, midwest dialect) and any apostates against this must be converted or killed.

[Anonymous No.20528566]

>>20520519
>santitas
Visible mog

[Anonymous No.20528636]

>>20506840
needs more gravy tho

[Anonymous No.20528668]

>>20506840
>>20507043
I never knew this was a canadian thing until now

[Anonymous No.20528690]

>>20526275
I think I'd rather be fat than as retarded as you.

[Anonymous No.20528712]

>>20528690
He's wrong anyway. First thing to do is one meal a day or at most two. You can stuff yourself with 2k+ calories in one go and be satisfied but you may find even as a fatty that that is pushing it and 1k each is more approachable. You should also eat fast as fuck to get more full feeling, if you eat slow you can keep eating forever. Home cooking is real advice though, if you have to make your bread from scratch and grill burger patties when you want a burger you won't shovel down so much slop. And just don't fucking snack, keep it to your meals, and obviously no liquid calories. Soda especially but no juice cope either.

[Anonymous No.20529621]

>>20528712
Ok? Revisit kindegarden, retard.

[Anonymous No.20529628]

>>20506707
Which country in America and which country in Europe?

[Anonymous No.20529676]

Reminder that foreigners call everything "burger" because they can't pronounce "sandwich"

[Anonymous No.20529678]

It's really not that hard

[Anonymous No.20529683]

>>20529678
fuck I misspelled it's over

[Anonymous No.20529703]

>is it a ground meat patty cooked in the style of a beef hamburger on some kind on a bun?

Then it's a burger.

Chicken breast on a bun? NOT A BURGER
Fried chicken breast on a bun? NOT A BURGER
Fried chicken patty on a bun? NOT A BURGER
Ground chicken formed and cooked like a burger patty on a bun (usually a substitute for beef because of health reasons)? CHICKEN BURGER

[Anonymous No.20529704]

>>20508769
>>20512162
a patty melt is not a burger tho

[Anonymous No.20529805]

>>20529628
Belize and Estonia

[Anonymous No.20530696]

>>20506707
american fear european food moment