The King has spoken.

[Anonymous No.20501994]

[Anonymous No.20501997]

>>20501994
And yet, OP hasn't posted Crystal Extra Hot

[Anonymous No.20502005]

>>20501994
Always and forever.

[Anonymous No.20502012]

>>20501994
tabasco cannot speak

[Anonymous No.20502055]

I like tapatio better
it's cheaper and less vinegary

[Anonymous No.20502513]

Atleast post their real banger you bitch asses

[Anonymous No.20502523]

Literally ONLY good on eggs or mixed up in ketchup to make it spicy for fries (or eggs)

[Anonymous No.20502528]

>>20502523
and even then, cholula is better for those

[Anonymous No.20502531]

>>20502513
Scorpion is even better

[Anonymous No.20502534]

>>20501994
I drink it by the gallon.

[Anonymous No.20502542]

>>20501994
Yes, Tabasco is indeed one of the finest bottled waters available at Walmart.

[Anonymous No.20502547]

>>20501994
Shit taste m8

[Anonymous No.20502566]

Can you find this in any store other than Amazon

[Anonymous No.20502675]

The Queen has spoken.

(and we all know the queen is most powerful in chess)


>>20502547
vinegary watery battery acid crap, no thanks.

[Anonymous No.20502696]

>>20502513
Based habanero enjoyer. This stuff magically makes everything taste better.

[Anonymous No.20502700]

That’s baby juice.

[Anonymous No.20502715]

>>20502700
>90% is pussy weak mustard and vinegar
>xanthan gum poison
>cool name and concept though
you were so close....

[Anonymous No.20502730]

>>20501994
What's a king to a God?

[Anonymous No.20502735]

>>20501994
This jug is just for a dressing on some Chinese dim sum like spring rolls.

[Anonymous No.20502739]

>>20502730
>xanthan gum poison
>god
delusional cattle

>>20502735
>microplastic tranny estrogen
cringe

[Anonymous No.20502759]

>>20502739
The regular sized scorpion ones are in glass too but the large sizes are used a lot quicker like by restaurants so are in whatever those containers are. I get mine in glass bottles. I don't go through them fast enough to warrant a big jug.

[Anonymous No.20502767]

>>20502739
your water is transported to you through plastic pipes

[Anonymous No.20502775]

>>20502767
>not distilling water at home
goy

[Anonymous No.20502805]

According to Tabasco's website there is a 2oz version of scorpion sauce. That would make a nice travel size but maybe it has to be purchased in bulk. I've never seen it in any store or online, I will say I never really looked for it online.

[Anonymous No.20502816]

Cheers anon folk
https://www.tabasco.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/TB_FS_Product-Guide_03_27_24.pdf

[Anonymous No.20502860]

This town ain't big'nough fer the two 'a us hot sauces!

[Anonymous No.20502863]

>>20502860
>the most muttified vinegar crap bottom of the barrel shit for military cattle
cringe

[Anonymous No.20502871]

>>20502863
Enough about Tabasco.

[Anonymous No.20502906]

>>20502871
99% of all "hot" sauces....fuckin normies

[Anonymous No.20502910]

i like vinegar, though

[Anonymous No.20502941]

>>20502910
>sprinkle a few chilies flake into a cup of vinegar
>create tabasko and patatioo and whorelula and whatever mutt white people abomination "hot" sauce
fuck you cracker pussy bitch

[Anonymous No.20502967]

>>20502941
Exactly who are you trying to impress here

[Anonymous No.20502974]

>>20502941
myself, because you are a pussy bitch who can't handle a real hot sauce

[Anonymous No.20503047]

>>20502941
cracker? I hardly knew her

[Anonymous No.20503050]

>>20503047
i knew your mom though, surprised?

[Anonymous No.20503116]

>>20503050
my mom fucked your mom, bitch

[Anonymous No.20503126]

>>20501994

[Anonymous No.20503140]

>>20501994
>try different hotsauce with lots of vinegar
>tastes like battery acid
how do they do it

[Anonymous No.20503149]

>>20501994
"King" Heh.... Yeah right

[Anonymous No.20503158]

>>20502941
>>20502974
oh, buddy.

[Anonymous No.20503168]

>>20503149
Tabasco does taste better, but only marginally. Once the flavor is diluted into a dish it's virtually impossible to tell the difference.

[Anonymous No.20503169]

>>20502910
I do not like vinegar.

[Anonymous No.20503171]

Im purging my kitchen of everything then starting anew. Which requires me to eat what I have. Im down to ramen and veggies tonight. Ill throw some tobasco on it, because why not. Tapatio works great too

[Anonymous No.20503184]

>overpriced watery vinegarcucks waving their dicks at each other
>while I'm getting the actual best one for 99c a bottle from the beaner aisle at the grocery

[Anonymous No.20503193]

>>20503184
>water and preservatives
Slop

[Anonymous No.20503198]

>>20503149
>shitstal flavored vinegar
fuckin normiescum

[Anonymous No.20503209]

>>20503184
>Shitentina spic poison
enjoy your disease stupid spic

[Anonymous No.20503323]

>>20501994
How many gallons do you go through in a year? I'm at half a gallon a year right now and slowly working to GOTAY.

[Anonymous No.20503352]

>>20503171
>tobasco
I see this a lot on here.
Is it a regional spelling?

[Anonymous No.20503357]

>>20503352
Nah, it's just retards confusing the word tobacco with Tabasco.

[Anonymous No.20503417]

>What's a king to a God?

[Anonymous No.20503447]

>>20501994

[Anonymous No.20503450]

>>20503417
For me, it's Cowboy Mike's Ricochet BBQ sauce

[Anonymous No.20503458]

>>20502767
He's been sperging out about microplastics on every hot sauce thread, /pol/yps were a mistake

[Anonymous No.20503460]

>>20501994
KYS retard

[Anonymous No.20503665]

>>20503193
>>20503209
>grrr watery copycat slop better
Pathetic

[Anonymous No.20503732]

>>20502759
I'm sweaty and waiting.

[Anonymous No.20504057]

>>20502513
oh shit oh fuck that stuff is good
I need to buy more
I hope I still have some around cause now I want some

[Anonymous No.20504082]

>>20503732
Hey anon fren you don't have to wait or sweat here's the list, just contact tabasco or some distributor near you.
javascript:quote('20502816');

[Anonymous No.20504086]

>>20503732
>>20502816

[Anonymous No.20504104]

honorable mention

[Anonymous No.20504108]

>>20504104
>microplastics
>tranny estrogen
cringe

[Anonymous No.20504121]

>>20502513
habanero >>>> regular > scorpion

[Anonymous No.20504125]

>>20503168
I don't agree at all, actually. I find Tabasco to be FINE but too vinegary for my palate, while Crystal is just right. But it's really dependent on what you're eating. We keep Crystal, Tabasco Chipotle, Tapatio and Sriracha in the cabinet. Horses for courses.

[Anonymous No.20504837]

For me it's the big red cock.
Depends on what it's going on though, I use Rooster for any actual Cajun food but Tabasco for chili.

[Anonymous No.20504843]

>>20501994
I like the taste of tabasco, but I dislike how thin it is. i want something with the consistency of ketchup

[Anonymous No.20504858]

>>20501994
>TabascoXXL.jpg
Tfw some1 reposted my pic

[Anonymous No.20505230]

>>20501994
The only assholes that claim Tabassco as the GOAT are inbreeding toothless fucks that lives in either Louisiana or Alabama or Mississippi. Literally go fuck yourselves up the ass and use your shitty watery vinegar as a lubricant.

I fucking loathe any piece of shit degenerate scum of the fucking earth’s crust that claims that Tabasco is king. Fuck you and pic related, one example of a hot sauce that with Molly woo and pummel that ever living shit out Tabasco in a one on one taste off.

[Anonymous No.20505314]

>>20502055
And you are sexually attracted to the man on the front.

[Anonymous No.20505317]

>>20502767
No my pipes are lead.

[Anonymous No.20505372]

>>20502715
>>xanthan gum poison
ooooh boy new schizo material!

[Anonymous No.20506006]

Bros think they fresh but I be out here 'varkin on my nugs

[Anonymous No.20506017]

>>20503149
Too vinegary.

[Anonymous No.20506149]

Whats the best mild hot sauce for a white boi? I just want something flavorful. No added sugar or shit like that.

[Anonymous No.20506174]

>>20506149
You're a homosexual and a traitor to your white race if you can't eat a chile pepper. Now go be consinged to a dungeon you fuckin' freak.

[Anonymous No.20506178]

>>20506149
There's a new one called yerafagt you should try it.

[Anonymous No.20506183]

>>20506149
These tabasco mini bottles are great. they'll fit right into your purse beside your tampons.

[Anonymous No.20506354]

>>20502941
lol you're brown, you automatically lose

[Anonymous No.20507061]

>>20506149
Green Tabasco.

[Anonymous No.20507069]

>>20506174
>chile
>consinged
At least he can speak English, Ramirez.

[Anonymous No.20507127]

>>20503149
Crystal and Louisiana for cooking and sandwiches
>>20501994
For fish, dips, and eggs

[Anonymous No.20507611]

>>20502055
based. i know hot sauce is super individual just like anything else, but when people tell me they don't think tapatio is the best one i think they're straight up lying to me. it's so obvious

[Anonymous No.20507622]

>>20505314
>projection: the post

[Anonymous No.20507626]

>>20506149
>I want a hot sauce but I want it cold because I'm white
You're Jewish

[Anonymous No.20507629]

>>20504121
>bait

[Anonymous No.20507635]

>wy"pipo" hot sauce
nah dawg, dis shit bussin tho

[Anonymous No.20507905]

>>20501994
why is it expensive?

[Anonymous No.20507945]

>>20502730
>>20502528
>his hot sauce doesnt come with a free buttplug

>>20504837
This is also very good.

>>20506149
Take your favorite BBQ sauce and add lots of garlic plus your choice of pepper. I know what you're looking for.

[Anonymous No.20507963]

>>20507626
The Jews I know are all obsessed with super-spicy stuff, I think it's part of proving how much more worldly and cultured they are than regular white people or something

[Anonymous No.20508072]

>>20501994
>Dare to be spicy

[Anonymous No.20508101]

>>20502513
this is gemmy

so fucking good on tacos of any kind

[Anonymous No.20508112]

>>20502700
>pfardtpounder
>colon

people like this are everything wrong with the hot sauce scene

>heheee it gives you diarrhea
juvenile

[Anonymous No.20508120]

>>20502730
I want hotsauce not something I could pour on my eyes and all I would be burning was my money.
Nice taste though

[Anonymous No.20508132]

>>20508112
I'm almost 40 and still laugh at shit like BRAND NEW ASSHOLE HOTSAUCE, yes this is real.
Also nobody actually buys those, since the market is completely oversaturated with every clown making his own sauce, that I really think you are overestimating the harm.

[Anonymous No.20508173]

>>20506149
lucky dog pink label

might be difficult to get except online but I promise it's worth it
have it on eggs/breakfast

[Anonymous No.20508325]

>>20508132
>since the market is completely oversaturated with every clown making his own sauce, that I really think you are overestimating the harm.
That is the harm. If every retard and their dog has a hot sauce on the market, that makes it extremely tedious to find ones that are actually good.

[Anonymous No.20508379]

>>20501994
Crystals is better
Then Louisiana hot sauce
Tabasco is mid and has weird flavor

T. Louisianan

[Anonymous No.20508556]

I like hot sauce that adds a kick and enhances flavor, fuck those 1 billion Scoville meme sauces

[Anonymous No.20508583]

I've been squirting pic related onto absolutely everything I eat. Actually tastes good, not vinegary and has a nice kick to it too.

[Anonymous No.20508591]

>>20502860
This is the answer. Every single person from North Carolina is an absolute Chad. No exceptions.

[Anonymous No.20510318]

>>20501994
Shit King

[Anonymous No.20510402]

These are the two hot sauces I have at the moment, haven't tried either yet.

[Anonymous No.20510419]

>>20505314
I mean, he's pretty damn handsome. It's also rare to see a Mexican with blue eyes.

[Anonymous No.20510440]

>>20510402
Are you the type of gentleman who eats an entire bag of potato chips for dinner?

[Anonymous No.20510454]

>>20510440
How would that be a dinner?? I might eat an entire bag after dinner, but not for dinner.

[Anonymous No.20510466]

>>20510454
So you're not from the North then? Va' fan...

[Anonymous No.20510481]

>>20510466
I'm not Swedish.

[Anonymous No.20511414]

>>20502513
based

[Anonymous No.20511748]

>>20507635
This is the best one.
I've tried most everything in this thread and they're all bad for various reasons, but this one actually tastes like how hot sauce should taste

[Anonymous No.20511813]

>>20508583
I got their jalapeno hot sauce and I hate it. I keep trying it in different things hoping I come around but I just can't. Usually I never throw away unspoiled food items but it's just terrible, it's gonna sit in my fridge forever.