/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20497273]

>told a girl I could cook
>been talking to her 3 months
>only ever been out to dinner
>she keeps asking when I'm going to cook for her
>I only ever eat pre packaged slop or takeaway

I am so fucked...

[Anonymous No.20497275]

I only believe one part of this story

[Anonymous No.20497278]

>>20497273
learn to cook retard

[Anonymous No.20497282]

>>20497273
Watch some Chef John videos. Follow a decent recipie. I made cookies for a party one time from a recipie on the back of a bag of King Author flour, impressed all the girls there.

[Anonymous No.20497287]

>>20497273
Get a rice cooker, learn how to use it (easy). In the meantime, learn how to make Thai curry (easy with curry paste) using her favourite vegetables.

[Anonymous No.20497291]

>>20497273
curry or stew
really hard to fuck it up
just get a simple beef stew or jap curry recipe online and practice it a couple of times, then get her over.

like jap curry is actually impossible to fuck up
>turn on your rice cooker
>cut carrot and potato into mouthful-sized chunks
>slice some onions
>cut a steak into cubes
>sear the steak cubes in a pan for a second
>throw it all into a pot
>fill with water
>add the curry roux cubes
>serve when its done

[Anonymous No.20497299]

>>20497273
Make something like a baked chicken with fingerling potatoes, and a simple salad. It is super duper easy. Just practice it a couple times before you decide to actually make a dinner for your body pillow.

[Anonymous No.20497306]

You're a lazy retard who doesn't care enough to learn to cook and your girlfriend is your boyfriend.

[Anonymous No.20497324]

>>20497273
You're fucked cause you have been talking to her for 3 months and not meeting new girls while she has been meeting at least one new guy a week.

[Anonymous No.20497351]

>>20497273
pasta with chicken
>get some boneless chicken thighs (four should be enough) and put it into an oiled frypan, cook on medium heat with some salt & pepper
>follow simple directions for boiling water and putting pasta into saucepan
>when it's finished, drain the water and dump butter, cream, cheese and an egg into it and stir that shit up at low heat until it all melts & cooks together
>dessert: good vanilla ice ceam with some chocolate sauce

[Anonymous No.20497354]

simple option:
just get some chicken breasts, oil them up and cook in the oven with some small potatoes (or large potatoes cut into halves or quarters depending on how big they are), get an italian herb mix to cover everything. 180c non-fan forced (I forget what the equivalent is in F if you're a yank), 45 minutes should do the trick nicely.

[Anonymous No.20497360]

>had 3 months to prep
>didn't even try
Shamefur dispray

[Anonymous No.20497362]

>>20497273

[Anonymous No.20497365]

>>20497273
if you can follow directions and use a timer then you'll be fine
cook yourself dinner tomorrow as practice
if you fuck up do it again
when you get it down invite her over
it must be sometime within this week you lying little cuntbag

[Anonymous No.20497404]

Buy a one off My Food Bag or whatever and cook it together.

[Anonymous No.20497472]

>>20497273
Order takeout, put it on a nice plate, and then tell her you cooked it. Wa La! Garanteed sexo!

[Anonymous No.20498022]

>>20497273
Roundmeal.
Simple as.