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20486490 No.20486490 [Reply] [Original]

Objectively the worst vegetable.

>> No.20486492

>>20486490
but enough about eggplant

>> No.20486497

>>20486490
nah, it's pretty good, seethe more, incel fuck

>> No.20486502

>>20486490
It forms one third of a few triumvirates. Your opinion, therefore, doesn't count.

>> No.20486503

it's a backbone, you'll miss it in mirepoix and soups if it's gone

>> No.20486514
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20486514

>>20486502
might be a little highbrow for the doordashers, anon... Still, I like your Moxie.

>> No.20486613

they are a vehicle for dressings and condiments
i pity the fool who didn't eat "ants on a log" as a kid
lots of people are on all sorts of drugs that cause constipation but if you add some celery you WILL be taking perfect shits right on time

>> No.20486627
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20486627

>>20486613
Let's not forget it's potential in a Bloody Mary.

>> No.20486696
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>>20486490
one of the best vegetables for shoving up a bird's ass before throwing it in the oven

>> No.20486731

>>20486696
Vulgar, But I've done that more than once.

>> No.20486751

>>20486490
What is a turnip and why does it belong in this thread?

>> No.20486960

>>20486490
no fucking way, celery is goated. the little msg kick it has improves almost any savory dish. it's not that great on its own, but absolutely essential to a mirepoix.

also celery salt is underrated, its one of my go to seasonings

>> No.20486968

>>20486490
peanut butter

>> No.20486993

>>20486490
Plays an excellent second fiddle.

>> No.20487009

>>20486490
That's not bell pepper thoughever. Celery goes great together with onions and carrots in a stew

>> No.20487060

>>20486490
Fuck off, Sonny

>> No.20487062

>>20486490
It has it's place...
>Chicken salad
>Jambalaya
>Pea salad
The trick Is to mince it so there aren't any massive chunks

>> No.20487095
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>>20487062
>Chicken salad
I just did that 4 days ago.
Plumped raisins too, althoughbeit Craisins(dried cranberry for the non Burgers,) is also excellent.

>> No.20487097

>>20486492
Eggplants are a fruit, dumbass.

>> No.20487127

OP is the objectively fagiest OP.

>> No.20487159

Protip: ALL vegetables are bad for you. Your body can't digest them. That's why you lay dowb cast iron pipe after eating them and become a walking gas chamber.

>> No.20487251
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>>20487095
Cool beans, bro. I only buy celery if I'm cookin' that really needs it.

>> No.20487384

>>20487251
Yeah..Mine usually sits in the crisper drawer until it's fully desiccated.
I really should make more stews--God knows I have enough bread for trenchers for it.
Strange, I just realized I've never heard of pickled celery--Not even celeriac root.
I might have to try that.
I'll bet there's a reason...It prolly SUX.
ah well...ricewine vinegar, a lil sea salt, MAYBE some demerara and some kind of herb(s)
At the very least, i can see if it stuffs into a bird well enough.

>> No.20487400

>>20486960
>also celery salt is underrated, its one of my go to seasonings
Try seasoning your hot dogs with this after grilling/cooking them in a cast iron. It's a world class game changer

>> No.20487560

>>20486490
Worst veggie is sweet potato.

>> No.20487575
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20487575

>>20487560
Ahhh...I dunno. there does exist OKRa.
Sweet potato makes great tempura, and is a great Russet alternative.
Yeah.. I'm going with OL' slimey as the worst.

>> No.20487633

>>20486490
You definitely don't cook.

>> No.20487691

>>20486627
You fucked up bad

>> No.20487696
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20487696

>>20487691
Do Tell.
This isn't gonna be like the Bloody Maria debacle is it??

>> No.20487706

>>20486490
how else would you make a mirror paw

>> No.20487721

>>20486490
What don't you like about it? I like the flavor, but the texture isn't great. The outer stalks are too fibrous and you need to peel the outer layer to get rid of the strings. The smaller inner stalks that are more tender are really good though, even the leaves.

>>20486492
I used to love eggplant but recently had it for the first time in years and it was kind of fishy? Wasn't horrible but I didn't like it as much as I remembered.

>>20487009
Green bell peppers aren't great except with beef. Never had yellow. Orange and red are good though. Bell peppers are fruits and most fruits aren't good when underripe.

>>20487159
You don't completely digest the fiber but you still digest some things from vegetables. The fiber also feeds beneficial gut bacteria and they can turn some of it into things your body will absorb though. And if you eat them regularly you stop getting as much gas.

>>20487560
I like sweet potato but even without additional sweetener it's basically dessert tier and not good as a side dish IMO.

>>20487575
Fried okra and okra curry are good. The sliminess isn't bad contrasted with the crispy fried okra or to thicken the curry sauce.

>> No.20487728

>>20487721
>Fried okra and okra curry are good.
Fried is the only way other than gumbo, where it seems to fit, that I'll eat Okra.
I don't drink aloe juice either.

>> No.20487731

>>20487728
>I don't drink aloe juice either.
That never sounded appealing to me either.

>> No.20487733
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>>20487721
There's no dietary requirement for vegetables. If you don't eat them nothing bad will happen to you.

HOWEVER if you stop eating meat and don't eat enough tubs of peanut butter... you die.

>> No.20487752

>>20487733
Not requiring something doesn't mean it has no benefit. Some plant foods even aid in the digestion of meat.

Plenty of people survive without meat and peanut butter. Although meat seems necessary for optimal health. Vegetarians with dairy and eggs do alright.

>> No.20487781

>>20487731
I'm sure some people love it...
I have a different phenotype I guess.
I'm a supertaster too who can taste bitter in things like broccoli and the soapy in Cumin, good thing I like some bitter flavors. Like both of those.
Thanks for reading my blog.
*to unsubscribe text REKT to 01313

I just...Can't even... the slimy.

>> No.20489091

>>20486490
God, I really tried liking these... This is a lost cause unless drenched with your sauce of choice.

>> No.20489128

>>20486490
It's technically a fruit

>> No.20489254

>>20487097
'Vegetable' is a culinary term that includes some fruits and non-fruits. It is not a scientific, botanical term.
So yes, egg plants are generally considered to be vegetables.

>> No.20489431

>>20486490
Peanut butter sticks? They're alright. You can use them for cream cheese too.

>> No.20489629

>>20489128
Petioles aren't fruits.

>> No.20489994

I've read that eating enough celery will make you shoot ropes like Peter North. Can't confirm this personally. Anyone have experience with this?
Sure would be a lot cheaper than the "cum holy grail" or whatever.

>> No.20490042

>>20486490
It's for actual cooking. But also nice as is in salads, kung pao stir fry, and is critical in sticks with ranch or blue cheese when eating very spicy wings. I also like it when eating spicy other things in general. Nice palette cleanser and helps with digestion.

>> No.20490078

I put peanut butter and raisins on mine.

>> No.20490258

>>20489994
Lots of water, celery, and zinc can get you a lot of the way there. Iron is what some dudes say. I have a regiment of four different pills I was taking with my last gf, way cheaper than the 'holy grail' pills getting sold too. Stopped once we broke up since having all of it made me need to release pressure too often.

>> No.20490880

>>20486490
Dunno about that. Not a big fan of grape leaf except in dolmas. And artichoke is way too much work.

>> No.20491228

>>20487009
jap detected

>> No.20491232
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20491232

>>20486490
>dissolves your opinion

>> No.20491233

>>20491232
>A FUCKING LEAF LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.20491239

>>20489254
Nope

>> No.20491799

>>20487095
goddamn that's a beautiful chicken. hope they kept it's line going.

>> No.20491812
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>>20491233
american wigger having an albino-chimp-out.....go to /pol/

>> No.20491827

>>20487560
damn you actually outdid OP in shittiest takes

>> No.20492290

>>20491827
>takes

zoomer opinion discarded

>> No.20492832

>>20486490
The best? Cabbage. Bought two massive cunts earlier today, started a big batch of sauerkraut with just one of them.

>> No.20493055

>>20491812
FUCK ANIME!!!!!

>> No.20493141

>>20486492
This

>> No.20494368

>>20492290
damn you actually outdid OP in shittiest opinions