Finally a sustainable English breakfast. No more guilt over indulging.

[Anonymous No.20484278]

[Anonymous No.20484296]

>>20484278
Is this that guy who plays Balatro on youtube?

[Anonymous No.20484358]

rockleesmile did nothing wrong

[Anonymous No.20484364]

>doubles down
well

[Anonymous No.20484976]

>>20484278
I like how retarded chuds think these videos are sincere. This guy is obviously baiting

[Anonymous No.20485041]

>>20484976
t. magic bullet blender customer

[Anonymous No.20485117]

>>20484976
If only you knew how bad things really are.

[Anonymous No.20485125]

>>20484296
No, he has gone on record saying he will not eat ze bugs. You could make a joke about his wife being Asian here, I won't but you could.

[Anonymous No.20485139]

That looks yummy in the tummy. I want to eat the bugs now.
But only if it costs less than meat.

[Anonymous No.20485142]

>>20484278
how is this shit carbon neutral when its all in tiny plastic bags

[Anonymous No.20485146]

>>20485117
things are so bad that the average American autist is incapable of parsing irony or sarcasm

[Anonymous No.20485147]

>>20485142
yeah they should start using asbestos again

[Anonymous No.20485152]

>>20484976
"Sustainable" immediately followed up with ordering shit of Amazon was the tip-off for me. Low effort bait that co/ck/s will fall for.

[Anonymous No.20485153]

>>20485147
no they should get a whole cow broken down at the butcher, they wrap that shit in paper and it will feed your average soyjack for 4 years

[Anonymous No.20485159]

>>20485153
What will they use to package the paper wrappers? Plastic.
Asbestos is the answer
We should bring back lead consumer items too (paint, utensils, etc)

[Anonymous No.20485164]

>>20485159
seems like you get more than enough lead in ur diet, anon-kun

[Anonymous No.20485191]

>>20485146
Imagine pretending the general public isn't getting more retarded worldwide as time passes and then projecting that fantasy onto your scapegoat of choice

[Anonymous No.20485204]

How many of these "people" do i need to kill to climate compensate for my emissions from eating normal food?

[Anonymous No.20485210]

>>20485204
Just one (yourself) (don't kill yourself) (i love you)

[Anonymous No.20485290]

>>20484278
>200 ingredients shipped by Amazon from all over the world
>Sustainable

[Anonymous No.20485326]

>>20484278
the irony is that this looks just about as disgusting as any British "food"

[Anonymous No.20485329]

>>20484278
Peak goyslave physiognomy

[Anonymous No.20485332]

The op webbum is obvious bait but I honestly think an actual full english breakfast sounds pretty good, and I'm a burger. There aren't really British restaurants here, at least in the states I've lived in, the only one I can think of was a fish and chips place that also had pork pies and curry pasties.

[Anonymous No.20485337]

>>20485332
Americans are willing to eat everything as long as us fulfills the following criterias:
1. It has chemicals no sane human has ever heard of before
2. It looks nasty

[Anonymous No.20485344]

>>20485337
Cool post bud

[Anonymous No.20485357]

>>20485337
>pictured: European food

[Anonymous No.20485361]

>>20484278
test

[Anonymous No.20485619]

I didn't want to make a thread for this so I'm posting here. I am attempting to bake bacon and eggs together at the same time. Will report back with results.

[Anonymous No.20485662]

>>20485619
I started the timer at 22 minutes. 400f. In pic related. Some bacon. Drained the fat, moved the bacon so it was no longer stuck to the dish. Put the eggs in at 13. Bacon was under crispy and the eggs over cooked.

[Anonymous No.20485697]

>>20485191
booo, go away doomer. enough with the pessimistic world views and opinions, if I want that I can turn on the tv. I swear, you guys are like broken records, it's all so tiring...

[Anonymous No.20485715]

>>20484278

[Anonymous No.20486024]

>>20484278
How fast do you guys think these stupid tiktok videos are going to get? This one gave me a headache it was cut so fast. These motherfuckers need to be mildly sedated and forced to watch a Terrence Malick movie.

[Anonymous No.20486065]

>>20484976
this.
the fact that he specified "seed oil", the current flavor of the week nutrition bogeyman should be a dead giveaway

[Anonymous No.20486098]

If bugs are nutritionally sane, super low on unhealthy or carcinogenic compounds, doesn't devastate nature producing them industrially, cheap and can be eaten in more ways than raw I would gladly eat the fucking bugs.

Who gives a shit what the source is if it meets the above criteria?

[Anonymous No.20486115]

>>20486024
'Max Headroom' predicted Blipverts and we seem to be headed in that direction.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekg45ub8bsk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJP-Ilw_xaY

[Anonymous No.20486119]

>>20484976
Nobody thinks this is real you r word

[Anonymous No.20486132]

>>20485332
they're good, the Scottish do it better though

[Anonymous No.20486161]

>>20486115
Oh man, I haven't thought about Max Headroom in yeaaaaaars. If any show needs a 4K HDR remaster from the original negatives, it's that one. I'd buy the Blu-ray set in a second.

[Anonymous No.20486169]

>>20484976
it's a good bit desu

[Anonymous No.20486244]

>>20485142
Because it's much cheaper to pay some brown kid slave wages to collect bugs than it is to pay someone to raise a cow.

Red meat and quality medical care are for the important people, goy.

[Anonymous No.20486346]

>>20484976
But it could be real. That's the point.

[Anonymous No.20486479]

>>20484976
Look how dumb this guy is haha

>>20485152
this one is dumb too

>>20486065
this one as well

[Anonymous No.20486501]

>>20484976
It's a bit of both. This guy is obviously a genuine soy cuck but he's also aware of the memes, so he's being exaggerated on purpose

[Anonymous No.20487316]

>>20486115
i have had this thought many many times. i kind of wish that blipvert type tiktoks or whatever would actually make their consumers explode.

[Anonymous No.20487568]

>>20485697
>boo
We've got a live one, lads

[Anonymous No.20487635]

>>20486346
>But it could be real. That's the point

[Anonymous No.20487649]

bruv

[Anonymous No.20487658]

>>20484278
Imagine being the guy who makes money from Republicans playing a caricature of what they believe liberals are like

[Anonymous No.20487678]

>>20484976
If he didn't do the soyjack O face in literally every shot it might have snagged a few. Overplayed the bit.

[Anonymous No.20488054]

>>20484278
>sustainable
>using the most hard to recycle plastic pack
>cost more than cheap offcut meat somehow
imagine paying premium for a bug.

[Anonymous No.20488078]

>>20484976
>This guy is obviously baiting
>I ate bugs as a joke
at the end of the day he still ate bugs
what a silly lil guy

[Anonymous No.20488086]

>>20485117
You are a total fucking retard unfortunately

[Anonymous No.20488107]

>>20484278
If we took every man who looked and acted like this and shot him in the face we'd see a drastic improvement in society.

[Anonymous No.20488213]

>>20488107
The female population would instantly become 65% instead of 52%

[Anonymous No.20488217]

>>20488213
Yes but without male enablers they would instantly lose all influence