/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20484113]

>what to have scrambled eggs
>no bread

[Anonymous No.20484115]

>>20484113
contrary to popular belief among autistic anime-watching incels, you don't need to put bread in your scrambled eggs.

[Anonymous No.20484120]

>>20484113
FUCK ANIME!!!!

[Anonymous No.20484133]

Any carb on the side. Rice even. As chef John might say, "you are after all the...." He'd say a clever egg pun but not smart enough to figure it out

[Anonymous No.20484172]

Make a basic flour, salt and baking soda flatbread then reuse the pan for eggs?

[Anonymous No.20484176]

>>20484172
it's a pedophile anime gimp, the faggot probably doesn't know how to tie his own shoelaces

[Anonymous No.20484181]

>>20484113
you're that guy who's big into oysters right

[Anonymous No.20484183]

>>20484120
I'm going to post more anime just to piss off the incels

[Anonymous No.20484188]

>>20484181
No that's me

[Anonymous No.20484196]

>>20484188
sorry but actually, it's me.

[Anonymous No.20484201]

How is bread a requirement for scrambled eggs? Are you an alien?
You know, I like anime. And I don't want to hate anime posters. But damn. Why are you so helpless

[Anonymous No.20484217]

Cheese and bacon are the classic egg side. Maybe hash browns if looking for carbohydrates. Or grits if you like bad gross things.

[Anonymous No.20484228]

>>20484181
How did you know that?

[Anonymous No.20484231]

>>20484133
you can combine whatever shoddily cooked carb slop to go with your broken yolk over easy that you like
after all, you know what they say on /ic/, you are the beg, of your egg

[Anonymous No.20484234]

>>20484115
>>20484201
I make actual scrambled eggs. Not the over cooked crap you losers call it scrambled eggs. It's runny and delicious but goes best on some toast. Look up french scrambled eggs to enlighten yourself a touch

[Anonymous No.20484237]

>>20484234
I make those too. Man you're embarrassing yourself. Doubly so when you're trying to brag about making scrambled eggs but can't make your own bread

[Anonymous No.20484257]

>>20484228
i can smell it

[Anonymous No.20484264]

>>20484234
You can drink it like a soup.

[Anonymous No.20484374]

>>20484133
>>20484188
>>20484228
FUCK ANIME!!!!!

[Anonymous No.20484398]

>>20484234
Ramsey is a trolling faggot. You're eating undercooked eggs.

[Anonymous No.20484417]

>>20484398
Ramsey?

[Anonymous No.20484586]

>>20484417
>>20484398

[Anonymous No.20484697]

I like scrambled eggs in pan-fried ramen.

[Anonymous No.20484745]

>>20484697
Fuck you

[Anonymous No.20484905]

>>20484113
One of the best food in the world is a scrambled egg sandwich on roasted rye bread

[Anonymous No.20484958]

>>20484697
>>20484905
FUCK ANIME!!!!

[Anonymous No.20484993]

>>20484958

[Anonymous No.20485000]

>want to have scrambled eggs
>no ketchup

[Anonymous No.20485179]

>>20485000
>>20484993
FUCK ANIME!!!!

[Anonymous No.20485182]

>>20484234
You have autism. SEVERE autism, life-threatening autism.
Forever shut the absolute fuck up.

[Anonymous No.20485203]

>>20484113
Can you make bikkies?

>>20484697
>scrambled eggs in pan-fried ramen.
I should try this sometime considering I don’t have any issues with scrambled eggs in fried rice.

[Anonymous No.20485635]

Guys, please don’t eat eggs, they have a lot of saturated fat

[Anonymous No.20485642]

>>20485635
retard...

[Anonymous No.20485647]

>>20484217
>bacon
Enjoy your cancer and hypertension

[Anonymous No.20485682]

>look up a baking recipe
>have everything except heavy cream
It's always heavy cream. I don't bake often enough to keep heavy cream as a pantry staple, but frequently enough to have this problem.

[Anonymous No.20485689]

>>20484234
>fr*nch "food"
>undercooked slop
Every time

[Anonymous No.20485738]

>>20485682
it can be frozen and defrosted for most baking purposes, you just have to be gentle defrosting it.

[Anonymous No.20485779]

>>20485000
this

[Anonymous No.20485788]

>>20485682
>buy only heavy cream
>water it down when you need half and half, light cream, or milk
Wa la

[Anonymous No.20485794]

>>20485000
i am vomit

[Anonymous No.20485858]

>>20485682
You don’t take a swig of heavy cream when you open the fridge as a little treat?

[Anonymous No.20485874]

>>20485858
American moment

[Anonymous No.20485897]

>>20484133
>chEGGed
That one was insanely hard:
>You are the Clark Gregg, of your scrambled eggs.
WEW!

[Anonymous No.20485900]

>>20484257
WAT!

[Anonymous No.20485908]

Scrambled eggs are for children. I haven't eaten a scrambled egg in twenty years, and I know you need to be over eighteen to post here.
>>20484586
I like how some of the audience reaction shot show visible shock and disgust.

[Anonymous No.20486011]

>>20484113
ive never had strambled eggs on toast in my entire life.

[Anonymous No.20486013]

>>20484586
>>20485908
i hate this fake shit. oh gordon said thing? better shake your head to make the audience believe its real smart

bro is making eggs.

[Anonymous No.20486018]

>>20486011
Probably because you're a little baby bitch boy ass motherfucker
GTFO LITTLE MAN

[Anonymous No.20486020]

>>20486011
You can't miss what you've never had.
but a slice of lightly toasted homemade bread, with eggs from your own chickens, scrambled with butter, cheese and salt and pepper, is enough to entice even non-breakfast eaters into NOM-Mode.

[Anonymous No.20486032]

>>20484234
They sell milkshake straws that are wider than regular straws, for sucking up thick stuff. Or a boba straw might work, even bigger. You can serve them in an old McDonald’s cup.

[Anonymous No.20486034]

>>20486013
>bro is making eggs.
Poorly too. The results were probably okay for the style, but all that "showmanship" for the most basic bitch recipe.
In Japan, a 70 year old master folds the eggs over 9000 times, and then humbly retires to clean his implements.
SHAMEFUR DISPRAY!!

[Anonymous No.20486035]

>>20486020
>with eggs from your own chickens
I've never had chickens so I don't know how they compare, but we buy Vital Farms pasture eggs and they're AMAZING. Worth the extra money easily.

[Anonymous No.20486074]

>>20484586
Why can I never get audio from blue boards?
> un-mute webm audio is checked in settings
> silence mode is turned off on my phone
> volume turned up
> webms from /gif/ play audio
What the fuck is going on?
> t. iPhone fag

[Anonymous No.20486080]

>>20486035
>but we buy Vital Farms pasture eggs and they're AMAZING
Probably just like the ones from your own chickens would be.
There really is a big difference from the styrofoam coffin-ed, factory farmed, dull yellow yolked eggs and the ones that the chickens have foraged and eaten ze bugs.

You have a lidded dutch oven? Some parchment paper? try some no knead bread. You have to wait for 8 hours, and since it's high hydration, you'll want a bench scraper,(dollar stores have them in the kitchen section,) but the results are amazing, not full of chemical garbage, and only 4 ingredients.
>~2 cups water
>3½Cups fluffed flour(no gramweight necessary)
>1tsp. dried yeast
>1tsp. fine salt--any you like
Mix all the dry together then add the water(cold) until it pulls together into a wet shaggy ball. Cover with plastic wrap or a lid of some sort, then do NOTHING for 8 hours(overnight is good, but so is Around noon mixing and baking at 8pm)
I like to flour around the inside perimeter of the bowl and use a rubber spatula to free it from the sides, then dump it onto a clean lightly floured surface, and with the bench scraper pull opposite ends of the dough over itself--about 6-8 passes.
then with floured hands, pinch the open edges together to form a ball,9it you have made rolls before you can easily use the gently cupped hands moved in a circular motion to get the ball. Place in the center of a parchment sheet
Pre heat the dutch oven IN the Oven at 450°F for 30 minutes, then slice the top of the ball with a sharp blade, and put it in the Dutch oven by holding the corners of the parchment.
Put the lid on and bake for 30 minutes(doesn't matter if the parchment sticks out, just that the lid is on good,) then take the lid off and finish for another 15 minutes.
Cool on a rack.
WA-LA.

[Anonymous No.20486089]

>the trans community needs carbs to enjoy eggs
Interesting. More reasons not to eat bread.

[Anonymous No.20486336]

>>20484196
That's Blini-Kot...You aren't fooling any1.
https://youtu.be/0cqX3UNAUeA

[Anonymous No.20486595]

>>20485647
Cry harder, pussy

[Anonymous No.20486599]

>>20484181
For you

[Anonymous No.20487577]

>>20486595

[Anonymous No.20487751]

>>20486020
>>20486018
my granny always pan fried some bacon and then 'scrambled' the eggs in the bacon fat. I doubt it was healthy but it was ridiculously good.

[Anonymous No.20487874]

>>20484113
I got a sausage between my legs if you want any

[Anonymous No.20489464]

>>20484586
That doesn't look all that bad desu.

[Anonymous No.20489472]

>>20487751
Eggs by themselves are very bland. Fat and salt makes everything better.

[Anonymous No.20489477]

I eat 8 scrambled eggy weggied with 70 ml of rice every day for breakfast. I hate eggs. Anyway my point is you can use rice instead of bread.

[Anonymous No.20489482]

>>20489477
It all crams the same.

[Anonymous No.20489483]

>>20487751
Have you ever asked her about her secret sourdough starter?

[Anonymous No.20489509]

I make 12 scrambled eggs every morning, fried in crisco. I like to add a splash of soy sauce to the scrambled eggs before cooking them, and when it's all done, I cover it in ketchup.
So much yummy salt, sugar, protein, fat, and umami. It's like eating junk food but it's actually healthy and good for you because I'm not eating anything made from dead animals.

[Anonymous No.20489686]

>>20484586

[Anonymous No.20489726]

>>20485682
>>20485874
FUCK ANIME!!!!!

[Anonymous No.20489743]

>>20489509
where do you think chickens come from

[Anonymous No.20489766]

>>20489743
>where do you think chickens come from
Fertilized eggs?
Do you think people cook fertilized eggs for breakfast, for real for real?

[Anonymous No.20490015]

>>20489766
I have them fresh out the chicken's ass and still warm. You ever seen a chicken before? The eggs are always fertilized unless you don't have any roosters for some reason.

[Anonymous No.20490026]

>>20486074
go away pls

[Anonymous No.20490234]

>>20486074
holy newfag

[Anonymous No.20490250]

>>20486074
he cute

[Anonymous No.20490257]

>>20484234
so basically a plate of vomit from a dog who ate an entire stick of butter, gotcha.

[Anonymous No.20490344]

>>20489726

[Anonymous No.20490537]

>>20490257
Cope

[Anonymous No.20490575]

>>20485647
enjoy your lack of flavor and depressing meal

[Anonymous No.20490709]

>>20486089
thats not true i have straight eggs all the time
i liek w hot sauce though (crystal) mayb u can invent an opinion abt insteaed @w@

[Anonymous No.20491298]

>>20487577
yfw someone mentions bacon