/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20473579]

It’s sandwich time

[Anonymous No.20473623]

>>20473579
did you make that sandwich?

[Anonymous No.20473630]

>>20473579
That looks really good desu

[Anonymous No.20473651]

>>20473579
>Barely any meat, a mere fart of genoa dribbling thinly down the loaf
>Ditto cheese
>Plenty of OLIVE SALAD though
>No onions
>Sad tomato
>Whole wheat bun
An honest 5/10, I'd have half of it if I was hungry enough

[Anonymous No.20473664]

>>20473651
Meat is not the center of a properly made sandwich, you probably love trash like this

[Anonymous No.20473741]

>>20473664
shit between your teeth

[Anonymous No.20473756]

>>20473651
>No onions
He says, overlooking the onions

[Anonymous No.20473871]

>>20473579
i got heartburn just looking at that. still would

[Anonymous No.20473927]

>>20473579
wheres grindahnon

[Anonymous No.20474353]

looks nice but doesn’t hold a candle to a classic boston style grinder

[Anonymous No.20474419]

>>20473579
>entire jar of giardiniera
yikes

[Anonymous No.20474531]

>>20474353
Looks like trash

[Anonymous No.20474602]

>>20473579

[Anonymous No.20475815]

>>20473579
That actually looks awesome

[Anonymous No.20475832]

bresaola/rocket/parmesan with a drizzle of olive oil FUCKS

[Anonymous No.20475837]

>>20473623
Somehow I suspect that nobody would admit to making that slop.

[Anonymous No.20475838]

>>20474353
anon pls.

[Anonymous No.20475886]

>>20473579
>pork
Fuck off, infidel.

[Anonymous No.20475900]

>>20475832
>>20474602
>>20473664
>>20473579
This is the kind of shit that gives humans a bad name.

[Anonymous No.20475943]

ITT: we show Americans what normal sandwiches are supposed to look like

[Anonymous No.20475953]

>>20475943
dry and yucky

[Anonymous No.20476010]

>>20475943
wheres the fucking sauce

[Anonymous No.20476015]

>>20473579
too chewie

[Anonymous No.20476075]

>>20475943
That looks like shit that came from some UN focus group. Go back to your focus group before you get smacked.

[Anonymous No.20476120]

>>20475943
This looks like a sandwich in Pokemon Scarlett and Violet. Is it Spanish inspired?

[Anonymous No.20476357]

>>20476120
Maybe it's Portugese and not Spanish.

[Anonymous No.20476374]

Police - live - the bed's too big without you - reverb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ5A0y8INBo

[Anonymous No.20476411]

>>20475900
enjoy your sad and vile vegan food.

[Anonymous No.20476426]

>>20475943
This looks like it comes wrapped in plastic and out of a box of fifty

[Anonymous No.20476454]

>>20476411
Piss off slave ass nigger!

[Anonymous No.20476459]

>>20476411
Why don't you make yourself useful and pick some corn for me?

[Anonymous No.20476483]

>>20476426
Box of tree fiddy rocks?

[Anonymous No.20476509]

>>20473664
>has never had a real hoagie
No, meat is not the central flavor, but you need more than 3 slices of some Hatfield cooked salami with a pile of veg on top. Come to Philly and let me show you what a sandwich is supposed to look like.

[Anonymous No.20477066]

>>20476509
too much meat. also philly food is trash you can keep it

[Anonymous No.20477615]

>>20477066
>too much meat
I see these are english words but the sentence makes no sense.

[Anonymous No.20477701]

>>20473664
wow

[Anonymous No.20479163]

>>20473651
Not everyone needs their sandwich to be Scooby Doo-tier.

[Anonymous No.20479164]

>>20474419
More like YUM You FUCKING PUSSY

[Anonymous No.20479166]

why do people put mayo on sandwiches? it's basically just spreadable sneed oil.

[Anonymous No.20479167]

>>20479166
it's a good lubricant and frankly it tastes nice. I use it only occasionally but it always hits the spott

[Anonymous No.20479168]

>>20473579
Sloppy and Slutty

[Anonymous No.20479169]

>>20479167
why does your sandwich need to be lubed? are you trying to cram it? and it's literally just soybean oil.

[Anonymous No.20479175]

>>20479169
anon it makes it easier to chew and it makes the texture more pleasant. wtf is wrong with you? this is what gravy is for and why people don't eat a bowl of breadcrumbs for breakfast you dum-dum.

also only rheetards who believe in chemtrails give a shit about soibæn oil. grow up and enjoy your grindah fully for once in your life.

[Anonymous No.20479176]

>>20479166
That's why I put a shitload of yellow mustard on everything.

[Anonymous No.20479200]

>>20479175
gravy is made out of meat drippings. mayo is made out of soybean oil. I'm a slob so I would drink a cup of meat drippings, but I wouldn't eat straight seed oil. that picture looks like an italian sub. why put mayo on it when you could just use a little olive oil and red wine vinegar? I've seen people get both oil and vinegar and mayo, but why?

[Anonymous No.20479203]

>>20479200
people like different things anon. I know this concept is somewhat blurry and too abstract for you, but keep on the meds and you can probably grasp this sooner than later.

in any case, I think YOU should enjoy anything anyway you like my spectral friend, but don't bother pushing against other peoples' preferences, it's a whaste of time

[Anonymous No.20479213]

>>20479203
analyzing your preferences can help you understand yourself better and refine your tastes. I think people do too many things just because "that's how it's done." like americans think eating mayo on fries is weird but will put it on bread, while yuros will eat mayo on fries but will make fun of americans for eating fries with ranch, which is just seasoned mayo.

[Anonymous No.20479227]

>giant jimmy john's subs are $17.50 now
wtf bros...

[Anonymous No.20479262]

>>20479213
I don't think many Americans think mayö with fries is that weird. I think 30 years ago they did. Also rantch isn't seasoned mayo, it's seasoned buttermilk

[Anonymous No.20479296]

>>20479227
lemmie guess, you need more you poor, fat piece of shit

[Anonymous No.20479305]

>>20479200
>mayo is made out of soybean oil
not in my cunt, there were attempts to introduce soybean and rapeseed oils to the market and the companies got rekt
recently more attempts were made due to the sunflower oil shortage from the east

[Anonymous No.20479316]

>>20479296
yes

>106 calories / USD

that's not even enough gamer fuel for one day

[Anonymous No.20479398]

>>20479305
sunflower oil is as bad for you as soybean oil
what you want is safflower or canola

[Anonymous No.20479401]

I only eat linseed oil

[Anonymous No.20479919]

>>20473579
Ok, that's too many toppings for one sandwich: it can't be eaten non-messily on the go.
Redo that, same amount of toppings for two sandwiches.

[Anonymous No.20479991]

>>20476010
like what? a big glop of ranch dressing to soothe your amerilard tumtum?

[Anonymous No.20481127]

I realised after I made this webm that one of my pics is in the wrong order.

[Anonymous No.20481137]

>>20481127
looks great. and that's the same kinda bread I use for my grindahs.

what do you mix in with the butter? parsley? garlic?

[Anonymous No.20481146]

>>20481137
I mix in my cum it gives it that extra zesty kick!

[Anonymous No.20481158]

>>20481137
It's basil, garlic, pepper, salt, lime juice and a tiny bit of coconut.

[Anonymous No.20481260]

>>20479991
Not a burger, but you could have made a homemade mayo. Olive oil, eggs, some seasonings. Simple, easy, and works for your pretentious ass.

[Anonymous No.20481309]

>>20473579
This looks like a rather poor attempt at the King of sandwiches, the muffuletta. You can’t possibly make a good sandwich if the bread is wrong.

[Anonymous No.20481450]

>>20475832
now were talkin

[Anonymous No.20481459]

I made barbacoa tortas a couple of days ago
They were easily 4,000 calories, each, it took us two days to finish them off, but worth it

[Anonymous No.20481462]

>>20473579
Looks messy but it probably tastes good. If those are olives, them you can scrape that shit right the fuck off, though

[Anonymous No.20481487]

Ham n’ Swiss cheese on waffle buns

[Anonymous No.20481830]

>>20473579
I'm not allowed to have sandwiches

[Anonymous No.20481842]

>>20474353
THAT ISN'T A BOSTON SUB. THAT WAS MADE BY SOME FANCY BITCH WHO IS FROM A TOWN AN HOUR OUTSIDE OF BOSTON AND NOW LIVES IN AUSTRALIA. HE HAS NO RIGHT TO CLAIM BOSTON AS HIS HOME CITY.

[Anonymous No.20481850]

>>20473579
Infinitely based and intensely jealous, please enjoy

[Anonymous No.20481861]

>>20481842
yoyo how ya been miserable-anon

[Anonymous No.20481913]

>>20481861
Fine, enjoying the Boston spring and walking around getting REAL grindahs in the North End, grindah-anon, thanks for asking, and you? You should make a grindah using only native Abo ingredients and cooking methods. That would be a very interesting OC thread. A bush tuckah grindah. Don't forget to dip the breaad in petrol like a Chicago beef.

[Anonymous No.20482123]

>>20476010
In your mum from last night!

[Anonymous No.20482224]

>>20481913
Jealous, I love Boston in Spring. I'm pretty good, just the usual. It's kind of cold and rainy this weekend so I'm making an Aussie classic - meat pies. Will post results later when finished.

[Anonymous No.20482266]

Cheba hut makes good sandwiches!

[Anonymous No.20482268]

>>20473579
remove the onions (cook them) and remove the celery (throw it in the trash) and cut the tomato slices half as thick

[Anonymous No.20482271]

>>20475832
This unironically looks so fucking bad. Looks like something I'd find in a normie bakery in France. Way too much bread, almost no meat, annoying peppery flavors. Terrible macros. Fucking awful.

[Anonymous No.20482276]

>>20475832
where's the goddamn meat? it's like 99% rabbit food. fuck off.

[Anonymous No.20482278]

>>20475943
Where's the goddamn meat?!

[Anonymous No.20482279]

>>20477066
>too much meat
Fuck you!

[Anonymous No.20482282]

>>20479167
>it's a good lubricant and frankly it tastes nice. I use it only occasionally but it always hits the spott
Yeah, I bet. Hehehehehe.

[Anonymous No.20482291]

>>20481127
Where's the goddamn meat, son? Holy shit. Also, toss those leaves to the rabbits.

[Anonymous No.20482296]

>>20481487
this looks good
I had cream cheese and lox on a waffle sandwich once and it was lush

[Anonymous No.20482301]

>>20482291
the large portion of cheese accounts for less meat
also arugula is delicious

[Anonymous No.20482307]

>>20482301
>the large portion of cheese accounts for less meat
Wrong.
>also arugula is delicious
Also wrong. Unless, you're a rabbit?

[Anonymous No.20482311]

>this one fat cunt samefagging and seething when he sees a sandwich that isn't 99% meat
LMFAO

[Anonymous No.20482312]

>>20481309
>>20481127
>>20475832
>>20474353
These are great. Everything else posted is garbage.

[Anonymous No.20483378]

>>20482312
agree with this

[Anonymous No.20484560]

>>20482307
yeah I'm a rabbit
I'll bite your dick off with my big teeth

[Anonymous No.20484640]

The 'Wich

[Anonymous No.20484659]

[Anonymous No.20485783]

>>20482291
>Where's the goddamn meat, son?
right here

[Anonymous No.20485811]

>>20474602
did you run that over with a lawnmower?

[Anonymous No.20486383]

>>20481830
:(

[Anonymous No.20486400]

>>20481830
that doesn't make any sense whatsoever..
if it's the gluten just ask gluten free bread. if it's any of the topping just don't choose them

[Anonymous No.20486867]

>>20485783
MMMmmmmm... that sandwich looks like it's ready to settle down.

[Anonymous No.20486875]

>>20473579
It looks like you puked on the sandwich after eating a deluxe pizza.
What is that slop?

[Anonymous No.20486951]

>>20473579
I would devour that, fuck the haters

[Anonymous No.20487048]

>>20473579
This is my sandwich. I make it when I want a cold sandwich. Better than sub sandwich shops...
>long Italian bread loaf
>two pounds of sliced turkey
>one pound of Swiss or Provolone cheese
>one pound of large shaved Pepperoni
>lettuce, tomatoes, mayonaise, banana peppers, salt, pepper and oregano
>A healthy squeeze of Italian salad dressing
Wrap that giant samm'itch up in some plastic and let it rest in fridge for while. That's what I like to call a 'Grinder'... Meme Intended. I like to shove it in muh mouth.

[Anonymous No.20487070]

>>20482266
what the fuck is this place.

[Anonymous No.20487135]

>>20487070
it's a dude weed lmao themed sandwich shop

[Anonymous No.20487205]

>>20481309
Am i wrong for not liking muffuletta? I like all of the ingredients individually but have tried them numerous times at different places and they're just...ok

[Anonymous No.20487207]

>>20487205
The spread or the sandwich?

[Anonymous No.20487271]

>>20473579
chicagofag? hyde park here

[Islamanon No.20487293]

>>20481459
As-salaam wa-alaykum my dearly respected anon in Islam. Would you please post the recipe for this delectable dish? I'm currently bulking for Allah and 4000 kcal in a sandwich would be ideal

[Anonymous No.20487305]

For me it’s the club sandwich

[Anonymous No.20487773]

>>20484640
Looking real dry, grindahnon.
>>20487048
This is much more along the lines of what a proper New England sub looks like

[Anonymous No.20487792]

>>20487773
>grindahnon
just know that wasn't posted by me, even though it vaguely appears to be of my Grindahs from the bread. I don't make that kind of cut.

[Anonymous No.20487810]

>>20481127
a little heavy on the 'mozz and could use more meat but SEX SEX SEX SEX PUT IT IN MY MOUTH DADDY AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.20487826]

>>20487792
Then it's a great imitation. The bread and lighting look a lot like your pics. Someone has it out for you enough to find a good imitation pic and name it The Wich.

[Anonymous No.20487888]

Behold, the superior german Stulle.

[Anonymous No.20488348]

>>20487888
That's a prison meal.

[Anonymous No.20488545]

>>20482307
What's wrong with being a rabbit? Huh?

[Anonymous No.20488977]

>1 leftover braut, Grilled onions and jalapenos
>Quarter up the braut, put it on a jalapeno cheese bagel with mustard, the grilled veggies and some pepper jack
I'm looking forward to dinner tonight lads

[Anonymous No.20489086]

>>20473579
Looks good, unfortunately it contains 12,000mg of sodium.

[Anonymous No.20489812]

>>20489086
Why are Burgers quite literally the only type of people that worry about le sodium despite still being the fattest and unhealthiest of them all?

[Anonymous No.20490014]

What mayo-based sauce do you like in your sandwich?

[Anonymous No.20490686]

>>20490014
mayonnaise

[Anonymous No.20490755]

>>20487205
Which places?

[Anonymous No.20490780]

>>20489812
You tell me, fat boy.

[Anonymous No.20491132]

>>20475943

mmm my base subway sandwich. so yummy.

[Anonymous No.20491138]

>>20482266

hmm im usually the one to post that here... oh well ill post the other one.. at least you didnt post the white widow like everyone gets.

[Anonymous No.20491652]

>>20488977
>t. mutt who has lederhosen because his 23&me results included a german guy from 200 years ago

[Anonymous No.20492216]

>>20491652
....I'm just making a sandwich out of leftovers man

[Anonymous No.20492231]

>>20475832
That type of bread is so good.

[Anonymous No.20492692]

>>20475832
Geesh, i need to drink a bottle of water just looking at that.

[Anonymous No.20492693]

>>20476509
Bread taco

[Anonymous No.20492704]

>>20486867
Lost my boner

[Anonymous No.20493920]

>>20475886
>Fuck off, infidel

Go molest a goat

[Anonymous No.20493932]

>>20479166
i use real mayo the good stuff, no seed oils

[Anonymous No.20494032]

>>20491652
Let me guess. You told someone your were Irish once, got mocked for it, and now repeat the same line on the internet because the shame still burns.

[Anonymous No.20494049]

>>20473579
I’d stick my dick in that.

[Anonymous No.20494162]

>>20481309

I'm so glad I live near New Orleans and can get these fresh anytime I want. Truly an amazing sandwich.

[Anonymous No.20494718]

>>20474602
Nice