webm thread

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You mean thread for spamming the same racebait videos like a lel ebin pol thread?

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>>20471714

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>>20471752
What a waste, it wasn't even capped and therefore it isn't even honey yet

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>>20471801

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>>20471707
>cream cheese
this is a joke right

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>>20471718
This man has lost all credibility. Imagine trying to gatekeep scrambled eggs

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>>20471804
How considerate, leaving the cow's nose pointing upwards so she doesn't drown in the pot...

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>>20471720

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>>20471768
how different is the taste in the unfinished state?

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>>20471697
does anyone have that tiktok where they make it look like theyre saving a duck then they cut to them cooking it? it was chinese or something

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>>20472024
Wait that's not a camel?

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>>20471714
fucking gross bitch.

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>>20471730
stupid white bitch

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>>20471712
>rent free

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>>20471737
>dogshit cafe

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>>20471714
How lonely do I have to get to enjoy watching this kind of shit

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>>20472007
Are you retarded or do you know English as a second language?

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>>20471737
>Put egg on rice
>Have to fold it out with a knife
All show, no substance.

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>>20472651
Please identify the grammar mistakes in the post

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20472651
not going to fall for it

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>>20471758
>child labor

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>>20472651
Do bongs really have trouble understanding correctly crafter English?

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>>20471934
yes that's how cheesecake works

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>>20472682
b8

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>>20471712
>sees monkey
>REEEEEEEE POL

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>>20471718
Heh I don't think I've seen this particular edit

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>>20471752
He made the bee watch.
HE MADE HIM WATCH!

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>>20472649
You're almost there,keep at it.

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>>20472659
"textbook definition of a gatekeeper: a person who controls or limits general access to something. It describes the general superiority of withholding information with the motive of keeping something exclusive."
In what way is Mr. Ramsey gatekeeping scrambled eggs?

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>>20473131
In the way you just described

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>>20471733
Ayy lmao

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>>20473143
He was on a cooking show showing them how to make French style scrambled eggs.

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>>20473131
*Ramsay

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>>20473196
I didnt ask

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>>20471752
That's nectar. What an asshole.

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>>20471714
The pot she's using is adorable and I want one just like it.

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>>20471758
Exciting ketchup and coffee, that's pretty damn close to identical to how I make my nipnong curry sauce.
My mum always made curry Chinese-style when I was growing up IE curry powder, stock cube, mushroom seasoning, sesame oil, water and cornflour/cornstarch/maizena shaken up together and added to a stir fry at the end.
It was her "I don't feel like cooking but I've got five kids to feed" dinner since it was so quick and easy.

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>>20471707
>>20471804
Why aren't these two loading for me? Anyone else having that problem?
The server wants to do a human verification but it never loads. Never seen a file ask for verification before, never mind not loading it.

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>>20473375
Have you logged into 4chan using your email?
Go to /biz/ to get your verification code
Click the pinned thread by mods.
Enter email, get code.
Enter the code.
Now you are 4chan verified.
It's a new system they are rolling out sitewide and a little buggy, works fine for me.

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>>20473517
lolst

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>>20473512
>>20473375
Is this some anti spam thing, the only time I have the verify is to log in with my 4chan pass

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>>20471714
the way these halfu and japanese/korean roasties smile with buck teeth like the literal nerd emoji always makes me laugh uncontrolllably. It's like a little girl trying to dress in mommys high heels and a dress to look adult and hot. she just looks like a goofy nerd but shes trying to be a 9.5 out of 10.

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>>20473588
>It's like a little girl trying to dress in mommys high heels and a dress to look adult and hot.
Now we know what you do in your spare time, thanks.

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>>20471733
za besuto paato aboutsu meikingu yukariiro yasai shicchuu izu datto huwaito peeporu dontsu nou hau too

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>>20472652
no, the idea is that you fold it over the contents without cooking it as much.

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>>20471704
>mac and cheese on a burger

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>>20471804
I cannot trust cow brains in modern agriculture

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new webms incoming!

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>>20473600
shitpost on an anime website?

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>>20473626

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>>20473626
>that smirk as she jerks off the bottle 30 seconds in
kek'd

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>>20473626
hot

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>>20473375
happening to me too

4chan is spotty on images and vids
comes and goes

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>>20473512
>>20473536
>>20473980
Thanks for the input. I just loaded them through warosu. I don't mind too much but I hate signing up for things if I can about it.

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>>20473661
Yeah I'd eat it. What's with the first pan they throw in the middle?

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>>20473572
I didn't know snakes pulled that shit, too.
My mother had a specific cutting board just for eels that she'd nail the head onto then cut. The fuckers would writhe about headless for an eternity as she tried to nail the tail end onto the board so she could skin it. She'd cut it up, dredge in seasoned batter and dust in flour then put into hot oil and the fuckers would still be wiggling, occasionally even jumping out of the oil. Frogs, too, but not the same extreme as eels

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>>20471737
Imagine the color of your poops the next day.

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>>20474062
Best guess is so that the mound of whatever those beige balls are remain undisturbed while the raisins are added.
My dad is half Durkastani and made turkey pilaf with my uncle one Thanksgiving and it was a bajillion times better than when he'd ever made the typical Thanksgiving spread.

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>>20471734
Damn

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>>20473626
i've already seen this from another angle

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>>20472132
it's usually more watery, less developed "honey" taste, more like a simple syrup
I have always heard that it doesn't preserve and will ferment
>>20471752
>uncapped
what a waste
that said, eating comb full of wildflower honey, fresh out of the hive is so damn good, especially if it's a dark honey

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>>20473375
The human verifications are really patience tests. The data helps them learn how long an animated ad you will put up with in order to post.

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>>20471934
Must be very confusing when your diet consists of hot pockets.

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>>20471731
I'm impressed by how clean everything is and amused that they're using a glorified cement mixer to cook food.

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>>20473498
Why did they kick him out? What's the context here

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>>20474251
competitive eater gets kicked out for eating too much at a buffet

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>>20473661
This is actually so cool. I love cooking as a hobby, but I'd cook as a job if I had something like this near me.

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>>20474273
You'd have to move here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM_-3-Zlmz8

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>>20471714
it would give me so much pleasure to slap the shit out of her while she gives that stupid smile.

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>>20473561
What’s the context here

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>>20474370
she probably didn't pay for anything in the cart and someone is trying to stop her

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>>20474188
>how long an animated ad you will put up with in order to post.
I've never seen any animated ad while doing a captcha

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>>20474232
>glorified cement mixer
I used to go to this Hong Kong bar that used paint mixers to mix drinks.

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>>20471711
from the other room
>mr monke do you know where my poisoned bell pepper went?

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>>20473588
Almost none of these girls are roasties. Even just having a bf is almost a death sentence is Asian showbiz, if you have a high bodycount you might as well audition from the surface of Mars.

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>>20473530
sauce?
>sauce?
sauce?
>sauce?
sauce?
>sauce?
sauce?
>sauce?

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>>20471731
Clifford visits China--And gets REVENGE
https://youtu.be/_OPvO5GQg0g

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>>20473561
No bags, not paid for

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>>20471752
This faggot is the one who steals other people's lunches at work.

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>>20471801
What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbanzo bean?
They're the same right?

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>>20474435
You retard almost all seiyuus are AV stars that the anime staff want to fuck. They literally ruined kemono friends because the director actually protected the seiyuus from this shit. you think it doesn;t happen in every other anime? its everywhere in the west and we dont even have idolshit culture.

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>>20474471
The difference is I wouldn't let a garbanzo bean on my face

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>>20473561
it's unbelievable to me that these two faggots couldn't out muscle a theif relying on a shopping cart

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>>20474408
Heh

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>>20474474
I may or may not be a retard; however, more pressing is that you have a good taste in anime. I have actually written a (novel-tier) quality fanfic about 16bit Sensation. The MC is a complete qtpie and she time-travels 30 years into the future this time around, woah
You can find it at archiveofourown.org/works/52264549

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>>20473503
Dat Ofay Muhfugguh throwin' dem Gang signs smoke behin him, gon git he shit pushed in...
CLOWNIN'

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>>20474456
>not calling the file "this kills the crab.webm"

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>>20474501
>novel tier
>6k words
call me when its 100k. I love 16 bit but I need VN length sloppa to sate my work listening.

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>>20474492
kek

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>>20473557
that's a new one for me, goddamn that's gnarly

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>>20474520
It was a toss-up.
https://youtu.be/195hLAdQeEQ

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>>20474471
>imagine being this autistic over pouring tea

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>>20471730
imagine if I was that burger though

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>>20473661
>Condemned to work the sloppa pit

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>>20474503
there's something especially fucked up about robotic butchering

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>>20474606
yeah, I'm really not, but I have enough ceramics under my belt that the way they achieved this was interesting. They must use a special finishing tool/sponge in the spout to sort of "Rifle" it to get such a smooth Venturi effect. you can see the long twist in the stream in the "Excellent" rated one.
kinda reminded me of how they rate Olympic divers, As GAY as that is.

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>>20474642
Well buckle up, there's gonna be a whole new wave of that soon.

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>>20474674
He is already at the level of people who show up to work drunk

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>>20474674
>>20474681

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqega6a2g6A

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>>20474681

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>>20474698
sleep tight subber

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>>20474698
did he died?

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>>20474654
Sorry I was not shitting on you anon. Just the asian autists who made that vid

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>>20474698
that's just how they make subs in Bmore

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>>20473565
Yep, I would fuck her tits

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>>20474674
Well, that'll buy us some time...
>>20474685
Such a heroic effort to try to not fuck shit up.
almost looks like multiple chems going on there.
>SOMEBODY AWWWWWW-NOOOoooo! He need some MILK! AHHHH LAWD!!
https://youtu.be/HRA1HyR1k8E?t=131

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>>20474714
you're fine...
I appreciate the sentiment.
Have a classic:

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>>20474494
They're playing the "Delay without engaging so it's harder to charge you for anything serious, because it's just as likely you get charged for assaulting a thief as it is the thief gets charged with anything" game. It's a shitty game.

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>>20474753
She must have some serious trauma to be drowning it in all that booz

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>>20474764
woman are raped daily in trains there

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>>20472754
do not disturb the eg

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>>20474787
>>20472754
The touch of the spatula kabooms the egg.

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>>20474859
Jannies dont like that webm anon

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>>20474748
how does he get out?

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>>20474749
theyre not doing anything but taking the cart back. thats the beauty of it. they dont have to touch the fat nigger

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>>20474871
Eggselent!!

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>>20471733
I'd eat the sloppa, Big Papa Sloppa!

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>>20474775
I used to know a girl who didn't know how to change her bed sheets and make her bed, her father was ultra rich, owned a coffe factory, the land were he grew the coffee beans and the entire distribution system as well as a chain of restaurants, she lived in a 5 floor mansion and went on shopping vacations were she would just buy clothes in another country and that was the whole trip

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>>20474775
This man gives off extremely zesty vibes

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>>20471752
GOHAN

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>>20474756
"Spike, where did that human that I told you to watch go?"

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>>20475014
you should see him dance..
Somebody poast that webm, pls.

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>>20473360
I don't know how I'd never heard of Chinese style curry like you described but I'll have to try that.

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>>20474764
that level of drinking is very common in japan
its a country of sleep deprived alcoholics who commute 2h a day to work 70h a week and dont get any time off work

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>>20475003
Making your bed is definitely a waste of time. Your blanket isn't going to explode if you don't keep it laying flat during the day.

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>>20471804
Hot daym Elliott Paige can cook!

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>>20471712
lol like clockwork

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>>20471712
certified meds post

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>>20475511
post more epic groyper pol gf webms OP, I need to fill up my MD5 filter list

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>>20471794
About time I see someone from India use a spo-
>Immediately starts dipping his hand in everything else

nevermind

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>>20474064
Because the last command that was sent to the body was "Get the hell away as fast as you can". The ones that aren't wiggling as much were already depressed/have already accepted their fate.

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>>20471714
I get a weirdly sad aura from this. I'm not one of those "im an empath" weirdos by any means but I get a sense of profound sorrow in the way this woman looks at the camera.

that woman is in pain. her life is not what she wanted it to be.

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>>20474471
GROLIOUS RAMINAL FROW

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>>20473626
im rock hard

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>>20471730
I don’t know why this made me burst out laughing. Fucking hell, zoomers are so unintentionally funny

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>>20473602
Fuck you

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>>20471934
have you ever heard of a thing called "cheesecake"
yeah it is made of cheese

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>>20473375
PM’d you the fix. Check your inbox

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>>20474492
Wiener dogs are such cool animals. I love how happy they seem all the time

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>>20474674
Just like your average fast food worker!

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>>20474698
Context? Was she drunk or high or tired or dying?

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>>20474775
I fucking love this dumb retard and all the retards seething over him

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>>20475488
NTA but I haven’t made my bed in at least a year and so far I haven’t died yet. I think I can make it to two

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>>20471804
beef tongue is really good actually

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>>20474708
>>20476796
heroin junkie

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>>20476824
Fuck you, I’m not a heroin junkie, asshole

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>>20476839
post arms

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>>20472754
Palastinian or Israeli eggs?

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>>20474708
>>20476796
Lack of oxygen to the 1 brain cell because of the mask

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>>20472649

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>>20472360
you failed to maintain eye contact with her and now you're coping. Admit it

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>>20476674
me too and I just fapped

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>>20474408

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>>20476796
I've worked with people that would fall asleep mid sentence or when driving a vehicle, if we weren't doing anything at work they'd instantly fall asleep. They were both black too, don't know if that's a factor

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>>20474775
okay the stuff hes saying is dumb af but i can see why people like him, hes putting on a funny/charming performance

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>>20471934
CHEESECAKE IS MADE WITH CHEESE!? :OOOOOOOOO
You fucking mook

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>>20475883
just an insane waste of food

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>>20476788
its the bloodlust

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>>20472754
this egg no longer will be complicit with genocide

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>>20471697
wagies fear the soup privateer

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>>20474503
STROGGIFICATION

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>>20471704
>We serve food here sir.

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>>20474740
i don't think milk and spicy food is a good combination for your stomach

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>>20471758
good god id fuck her so hard

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>>20478511
i get it

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>>20475734
That's the look she was going for with the makeup, you're not used to being the type of simp women are aiming at, but nowadays there's a camwhore for everyone, even you.

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>>20478511
would you fuck the mom too?

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>>20475734
You are trying to psychoanalyze her. Classic sign of autism I hope you have good insurance and get it treated.

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>>20478493
HASH CUP
A
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P

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>>20478756
Holy heart disease, Fatman!

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>>20478747
Poor word choice. Thinking you see a sad expression isn't psychoanalysis. Psychoanalysis is a specific method of analysing a person's mind with a few requirements, including interrogating the subject and knowing the subject's history. All anon was doing was doing was second guessing her emotions.

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>>20478719
dont be gross

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>>20474456
Kek, nice Quake 4 reference.

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>>20474698
That means it's working.

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>>20478873
You don't know much about the causes of heart diseases, huh.

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>>20471704
That cold single slice of cheese placed on the bottom bun is doing absolutely nothing.

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>>20477897
nigger behaviour

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>>20474674
he's like me...

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>>20474871
That was eggsactly the proper response.

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>>20478756
I'd rather have an actual pizza instead.
I like cheese as much as the next guy, but those pies look awful.

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>>20471730
you know what i like the most?

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>>20480084
benis :DDD

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>>20474456
>that filename
kek what a throwback
>>20474520
amateur

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>>20480126
newfag

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>>20473626
Give me head, not my beer.

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>>20474471
>Extremely Pour
>Pour

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>>20480228
No u

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>>20473661
>Filename
Kek

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>>20473626
This bitch fucking rules

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>>20480084
Haven't thought about that in years, thanks anon

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>>20476747
It's pure surrealist kino.

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>>20480244
:)

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>>20477897
He should be caned

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>>20471707
This exists to be posted on instagram by women.

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>>20471714
>Dumb bitch doing pointless shit
:/
>Dumb bitch doing pointless shit, Japan
:o!

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>>20480911
comfy at :40

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>>20471714
i hate this video

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>>20474775
one of his dumbest opinions. while it is true that you can order takeout every day or go to a restaurant which is an enormous waste of money (and time). with this he basically says he cannot cook and isn't even able to provide basic needs for himself, which is extremely sad in reality, making him the opposite of being an alpha in this case.

but i like his style and humorous takes on everyday situations. it is pretty funny, and i kinda like it because it makes a lots of people seethe. i remember him saying he wasn't able to understand why people cannot afford everything they need, because when he goes to an atm and takes thousands of cash his balance barely changes since he has over 10 million.

in the end, i guess everything in life is much easier (not per se better since you pay shitloads of tax have millions/billions to spend wisely, even ifhe didn't was still . but it sure will degenerate you over time. like fictio.bill gates thinking a loaf of bread in the supermarket is like 60$ dude is so out of touch of reality he barely knows groceries are..

i m not sure if i made some typos or things that are not correct, been awake for 50+ hours and took to a strong benzo to go to my bed anytime soon, took a bromazolam, which dosage varies per pill.. it;s more potent than Xanax imo it his very ts (very hard) . bought the OG powder, now have to find a way

im done with typing, starting problem with focusing, time for bed. last time, i bought 500mgs of it, might completely dissolve in it, then store it in frifde and use my make an ethanol / PG solid which i tap from with my dosing syringe. broma is forcing me to go to sleep so good night

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>>20474093
>>20473821
>>20476674


Oohhh you make a so much this time anon
So much !!!!

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>>20477897
>soup privateer
kek

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>>20477897
soup pirate strikes again

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>>20471714

I was waiting for her to shit live octopi out into the soup pot to stir in. Imagine my disappointment.

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>>20471730

She has assburger's syndrome

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>>20480911
This turned me on when it made the ahego face

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>>20471752
that bee at the end commiting suicide

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>>20475734
You sound like an old, bitter woman coping. Maybe try some inner soulsearching instead of projecting your issues into strangers online to give yourself a fake plastic mental boost.

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>>20478892
You were first guessing, not second. Dumbass. That was your initial kneejerk reaction, not some deeply thought out reanalysis of the video.
Also what he said was you were "trying" to psychoanalyst. Which you were, very poorly.

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>>20482601
>>20482640
it's too early for swivel chair psychologists

[Anonymous No.20482651]

>>20480911
The fucking fruit abortion halfway through is art

[Anonymous No.20482656]

>>20482641
That's what they were calling that first dude.
Learn how replying works here before posting please.

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>>20471804
>tfw no cute mexican femboy to cook you cabeza

[Anonymous No.20482663]

>>20480228
>not liking some gay reddit meme makes anon a newfag

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>>20482663
newfag

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>>20477826
Well they keep sending africa aid and giving blacks welfare in western countries. Not my fault but yeah i agree a crazy waste of food

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>>20478747
>Autist trying to psychoanalyze an autist trying to understand human emotion via text on a Mongolian sausage-weaving website

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>>20471697
who's dipmaxxing here

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>>20483826
just eating food

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>>20471704
it's like watching someone take a shit in slow motion

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>>20471794
I ate this in India and got so damn sick

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>>20471714
tam's gf simulator videos were the best thing to come out of the lockdown era

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>>20471730
GIWTWM

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>>20473622
looks like the brains were removed, it's mostly cheeks and tongue.

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>>20474742
where is this restaurant located?

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>>20480911
i think i mith have a sro watching this video holy sit

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>>20478756
Some kind of Midwestern pizza casserole? Fascinating.

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>>20478756
>>20484312
some sorta round lasagna

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>>20484307
gyro chicken?

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>>20481547
underrated comment
Here's a (You)

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>>20483605
Injecting your own neuroses into a video is far from "trying to understand human emotions" there. It's just creative writing without creativity at that point.

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>>20471714
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

[Anonymous No.20484473]

>>20473661
>uncooked rice
Kek

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>>20473626
Perfect happiness

[Anonymous No.20484513]

>>20482657
>tfw no cute mexican femboy to give me cabeza

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>>20471730
Dumb slut didn’t even prepare it properly for a satisfying squash.

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>>20471720
I like my scrambled eggs monolithic and a bit runny no thanks gordon

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>>20471731
>pours gutter oil

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>>20478756
I love that chicago fucking literally got away with this. They fucking slapped every dirty wop who gatekept their sewer water limp greasy pizza and it actually fucking caught on.

People still call it pizza even though its anything but pizza. God I love when jew yorkers seethe and shit themselves.

New york pizza is literally just pizza, but everyone who looks upon this unholy abomination KNOWS this comes from chicago.

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>>20478493
Poo in loo not in burger okay bloody benchod basterd bitches.

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>>20484589
thats palm oil, retard

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>>20474775
I wish I could be as ingeniously retarded as this man

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>>20475883
>chefclub

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>>20484589
Skill issue. This is how you cook with oil.

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>>20473605
No. The fact is that if they had substance then it would have unfolded itself over the contents after the cut because that's what a properly "not cooked as much" omelette would have done.

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>>20474456
Holy fuck
reminds me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=195hLAdQeEQ

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>>20478756
Why all the seethe? Yeah yeah it's not traditional pizza, but it tastes great.

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>>20482640
Sounds to me like you're "trying" to psychoanalyze Anon, Anon.

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>>20481412
I love it when esls try to type out an essay. I lmao my ass off thinking about them mashing their keyboard like a monkey while in their head they'll think it's an eloquent message that they'll call an "effortpost" kekekeke

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>>20484880
english, the american language, is lazy. we call things a fag or retarded and refuse to elaborate. maybe other languages are less lazy and more gay

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>>20484880

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>>20480911
Aww sweet! Man-made horrors beyond my comprehension!

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>>20478756
I would eat that if they used half the cheese

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>>20484286
>i just look like i'm really enjoying the food

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>>20485097
which half? left, right, top, or bottom?
for me it's left cheese.

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>>20474871
through the eggscape

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>>20476796
staged

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>>20471714
I know she has secrets. Sexual secrets.

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>>20477897
He's just doing what the sign says: ladle up some comfort.

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>>20471707
>peanut butter
Fucking vile

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>>20484869
Sounds to you huh? Nice... analysis there. Of my... psyche?

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>>20474698
vaxx status?

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>>20483826
comfy

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>>20486109
Tell me about your mother.

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>>20474435
All women have vaginal labia. They're all roasties.

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>>20480911
absolute horrorshow, droogies

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>>20486980
Horrorshow means very good in Nadsat.

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>>20487020
now with sound!
>>>/wsg/5546860

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>>20476747
>Unintentionally
Idiot

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>>20485017
Most American video ever

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>>20486985
well i loved it, so there.

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>>20485017
Why isn't this widescreen? These cows can't fit on my monitor

[Anonymous No.20487320]

>>20471731
Can I get a few more frames?

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>>20472007
He had none to begin with a hairstyle like that

[Anonymous No.20487542]

>Another lame thread that is the same boring 'shock' videos and not actual cooking

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>>20486985
Vse budet horosho.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mQvPUjE8OH4

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>>20485929
tastes more like cheesecake with reeses cups in it

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>>20474471
Donald Trump never had a garbanzo bean on his face

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>>20473626
I have an unnatural fetish for dumpy or older Asian women. I wanna fuck the shit out of her.

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>>20487619
I mean even though he touched it with his shit hand a lot he eventually flipped it and cooked the part he touched so I guess it's as sanitary as it can get for brown people food. I'd fuck with that.

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>>20480911
>Cooking with Saya

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>>20484307
Where we're going we don't need mouths to eat.

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>>20485017
>We range in size from 2x to 5x
I assure you, the low range of their sizes does not start at 2x.

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>>20487617
Why does it assume anyone wants to see this? Is this the real epitome of today's ubiquitous narcissism?

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>>20487687
I think they mean XXL to XXXXXL.

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>>20484295
/ck/?

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>>20487611
>alcoholics are better than stoners

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>>20485017
i hate everything about this video

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>>20488064
>>20485017
I just inherited some xxl shirts from my brother. I can see my future in that webm.
Its joever.

[saint !!ZviVqNcOg6L No.20488555]

>>20471737
Yo, listen up here's a story
About a little guy
That lives in a blue world
And all day and all night
And everything he sees is just blue
Like him inside and outside

[Anonymous No.20489264]

>>20487617
I can picture the sad, sad masturbation circa 11pm in this room.