/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20470357]

Mountain Dew redesign, we are finally getting rid of the dogshit “MTN”

[Anonymous No.20470365]

>>20470357
Be honest, how much do you get paid directly or indirectly for this bullshit?

[Anonymous No.20470366]

does the N in Mtn stand for nigger

[Anonymous No.20470376]

>>20470366
Those N types seem to aviod mountains and water, it's a natural aversion to them.

[Anonymous No.20470379]

>>20470365
This is a leak that I found on a Facebook group so none, you rotten faggot

[Anonymous No.20470382]

>>20470379
you do it for free?

[Anonymous No.20470422]

>>20470365
No ome working for major chains is going to hire people to post shit on the 4chan food and cooking board.
Just try to walk through all the steps thst would need to happen for that to come up.
Someone at one of those companies would need to decide "yeah, I want to boost my career by getting my reputable national name brand into 4chan."
Then that person would also need to decide "paid ads? Nah, Mountain Dew doesn't have the funds for that. I'll do covert viral ads through shitposts!"
And of course he'd need to think "tracking? No, I don't want any proof what I did caused an increase in sales. I will just wait for these shitposts to drive up business and then my bosses will accept on faith the revenue can be attributed to them and not any other reasons!"
Not to mention aside from all that 4chan is a surpringly low traffic social media site. So you'd be picking a site with low traffic, and the only social media one that has anonymity / no persistent user profiles as a core feature. And the one way you can get around that to track your ad results and show an ROI so you get credit at work for your campaign would be the paid ads option that OP would be turning down in favor of untracked shitpost persuasion.
You schizos just don't think. It's not brand employees doing this. It's young adult anime watching autists who like soda and fast food. This should be obvious but your brain is broken.

[Anonymous No.20470450]

>>20470422
Keep thinking that and you might make yourself a tupperware model or something.
Did you write that or was that copy & paste right from PRK or China?

[Anonymous No.20470455]

>>20470357
Mountain dew is trash, also looks like an Aldi ripoff

[Anonymous No.20470467]

>>20470422
No one working for major chains is going to hire people to post shit on the 4chan food and cooking board.
Just try to walk through all the steps that would need to happen for that to come up.
Someone at one of those companies would need to decide "yeah, I want to boost my career by getting my reputable national name brand into 4chan."
Then that person would also need to decide "paid ads? Nah, Mountain Dew doesn't have the funds for that. I'll do covert viral ads through shitposts!"
And of course he'd need to think "tracking? No, I don't want any proof what I did caused an increase in sales. I will just wait for these shitposts to drive up business and then my bosses will accept on faith the revenue can be attributed to them and not any other reasons!"
Not to mention aside from all that 4chan is a surprisingly low traffic social media site. So you'd be picking a site with low traffic, and the only social media one that has anonymity / no persistent user profiles as a core feature. And the one way you can get around that to track your ad results and show an ROI so you get credit at work for your campaign would be the paid ads option that OP would be turning down in favor of untracked shitpost persuasion.
You schizos just don't think. It's not brand employees doing this. It's young adult anime watching autists who like soda and fast food. This should be obvious but your brain is broken.

[Anonymous No.20470475]

>>20470450
I've made multiple similar posts before because it bothers me how little sense that idea makes yet anons like you keep posting it.
Explain to me how you think anyone working for one of these companies would go about doing that and getting credit for it at their jobs. It makes no sense, on multiple levels.

[Anonymous No.20470479]

>>20470467
Your shitvark isn't going to help you, in fact I have it on a block filter.

[Anonymous No.20470483]

>>20470467
Yeah, true. The anons constantly shitposting about the sauce here also weren't paid marketers. They were shitposters who noticed doing that tweaked out schizos.

[Anonymous No.20470485]

>>20470475
Yeah right, get out of school some day.

[Anonymous No.20470488]

>>20470485
I'm almost 40, zoomer.

[Anonymous No.20470489]

No one working for major chains is going to hire people to post shit on the 4chan food and cooking board.
Just try to walk through all the steps that would need to happen for that to come up.
Someone at one of those companies would need to decide "yeah, I want to boost my career by getting my reputable national name brand into 4chan."
Then that person would also need to decide "paid ads? Nah, Mountain Dew doesn't have the funds for that. I'll do covert viral ads through shitposts!"
And of course he'd need to think "tracking? No, I don't want any proof what I did caused an increase in sales. I will just wait for these shitposts to drive up business and then my bosses will accept on faith the revenue can be attributed to them and not any other reasons!"
Not to mention aside from all that 4chan is a surprisingly low traffic social media site. So you'd be picking a site with low traffic, and the only social media one that has anonymity / no persistent user profiles as a core feature. And the one way you can get around that to track your ad results and show an ROI so you get credit at work for your campaign would be the paid ads option that OP would be turning down in favor of untracked shitpost persuasion.
You schizos just don't think. It's not brand employees doing this. It's young adult anime watching autists who like soda and fast food. This should be obvious but your brain is broken.

[Anonymous No.20470493]

bring back the prospector (and the cane sugar), then I might give a shit

[Anonymous No.20470494]

>>20470488
So be it

[Anonymous No.20470504]

i like it
but snowy mountains don't really get dew to form because they're frozen

[Anonymous No.20470510]

No ome working for major chains is going to hire people to post shit on the 4chan food and cooking board.
Just try to walk through all the steps thst would need to happen for that to come up.
Someone at one of those companies would need to decide "yeah, I want to boost my career by getting my reputable national name brand into 4chan."
Then that person would also need to decide "paid ads? Nah, Mountain Dew doesn't have the funds for that. I'll do covert viral ads through shitposts!"
And of course he'd need to think "tracking? No, I don't want any proof what I did caused an increase in sales. I will just wait for these shitposts to drive up business and then my bosses will accept on faith the revenue can be attributed to them and not any other reasons!"
Not to mention aside from all that 4chan is a surpringly low traffic social media site. So you'd be picking a site with low traffic, and the only social media one that has anonymity / no persistent user profiles as a core feature. And the one way you can get around that to track your ad results and show an ROI so you get credit at work for your campaign would be the paid ads option that OP would be turning down in favor of untracked shitpost persuasion.
You schizos just don't think. It's not brand employees doing this. It's young adult anime watching autists who like soda and fast food. This should be obvious but your brain is broken.

[Anonymous No.20470513]

>>20470489
Again true, yeah. Post fifty more copies of that next to brand pics and it'll still be true.
Maybe do Jollibee next, I remember back when that one was shitposted a lot.

[Anonymous No.20470516]

Jesus you guys are annoying faggots

[Anonymous No.20470519]

No ome working for major chains is going to hire people to post shit on the 4chan food and cooking board.
Just try to walk through all the steps thst would need to happen for that to come up.
Someone at one of those companies would need to decide "yeah, I want to boost my career by getting my reputable national name brand into 4chan."
Then that person would also need to decide "paid ads? Nah, Mountain Dew doesn't have the funds for that. I'll do covert viral ads through shitposts!"
And of course he'd need to think "tracking? No, I don't want any proof what I did caused an increase in sales. I will just wait for these shitposts to drive up business and then my bosses will accept on faith the revenue can be attributed to them and not any other reasons!"
Not to mention aside from all that 4chan is a surpringly low traffic social media site. So you'd be picking a site with low traffic, and the only social media one that has anonymity / no persistent user profiles as a core feature. And the one way you can get around that to track your ad results and show an ROI so you get credit at work for your campaign would be the paid ads option that OP would be turning down in favor of untracked shitpost persuasion.
You schizos just don't think. It's not brand employees doing this. It's young adult anime watching autists who like soda and fast food. This should be obvious but your brain is broken.

[Anonymous No.20470520]

>>20470516
Thanks for calling me God but I'm just a regular guy.

[Anonymous No.20470530]

>>20470516
Unlike you I get paid to be an annoying faggot

[Anonymous No.20470535]

Problem was "mountain dew" has always meant moonshine, since the 1800s.
Clancy Brothers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVGUs9nQGaw
Stanley Brothers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x81du4NMHZ0
Now Pepsi's getting a big head again thinking they can redefine what the term meant? Fuck 'em. Shit sucks.

[Anonymous No.20470542]

>>20470530
It likely ran off to reddit or aol or something,
As the old saying goes, "If u cant stand the heat, GTF outta the kitchen."

[Anonymous No.20470550]

>>20470535
They just cant beat Coke and they're desperate.

[Anonymous No.20470572]

>>20470519
>If it's spammed it's a paid ad
Ironically anons like you are why these things get spammed.
When you post to complain about hallucinated ad campaigns the original anons who posted about sardines and other anons watching learn they can post more deenz threads for easy rage farming.
I'm in danger of becoming as stupid as you by continuing to respond so I'm going to stop and won't check this thread again for replies but I hope you learned something today.

[Anonymous No.20470600]

>>20470530
Yeah 10 pesos a day maybe lol…

[Anonymous No.20470612]

>>20470357
i like it

[Anonymous No.20470614]

>>20470600
10 dinars/post > 0 dinars. Are you telling me you do it for free?

[Anonymous No.20470616]

No ome working for major chains is going to hire people to post shit on the 4chan food and cooking board.
Just try to walk through all the steps thst would need to happen for that to come up.
Someone at one of those companies would need to decide "yeah, I want to boost my career by getting my reputable national name brand into 4chan."
Then that person would also need to decide "paid ads? Nah, Mountain Dew doesn't have the funds for that. I'll do covert viral ads through shitposts!"
And of course he'd need to think "tracking? No, I don't want any proof what I did caused an increase in sales. I will just wait for these shitposts to drive up business and then my bosses will accept on faith the revenue can be attributed to them and not any other reasons!"
Not to mention aside from all that 4chan is a surpringly low traffic social media site. So you'd be picking a site with low traffic, and the only social media one that has anonymity / no persistent user profiles as a core feature. And the one way you can get around that to track your ad results and show an ROI so you get credit at work for your campaign would be the paid ads option that OP would be turning down in favor of untracked shitpost persuasion.
You schizos just don't think. It's not brand employees doing this. It's young adult anime watching autists who like soda and fast food. This should be obvious but your brain is broken.

[Anonymous No.20470696]

>>20470475
>how little sense that idea makes

[Anonymous No.20470737]

>>20470365
Yeah, because a major company is going to pay people to shill on the racist incel retard website. Yet the adspace on 4chan that would cost 1/4 of a penny to these companies just consist of shitcoins and whores promoting their Onlyfans pages. I wonder why they don't have their ads displayed here?

[Anonymous No.20471029]

>>20470535
Mountain Dew was created as a chaser for moonshine, anon. That's why it's called Mountain Dew in the first place.

[Anonymous No.20471075]

>>20470365
About 10% of what a janny gets for allowing it

[Anonymous No.20471286]

No ome working for major chains is going to hire people to post shit on the 4chan food and cooking board.
Just try to walk through all the steps thst would need to happen for that to come up.
Someone at one of those companies would need to decide "yeah, I want to boost my career by getting my reputable national name brand into 4chan."
Then that person would also need to decide "paid ads? Nah, Mountain Dew doesn't have the funds for that. I'll do covert viral ads through shitposts!"
And of course he'd need to think "tracking? No, I don't want any proof what I did caused an increase in sales. I will just wait for these shitposts to drive up business and then my bosses will accept on faith the revenue can be attributed to them and not any other reasons!"
Not to mention aside from all that 4chan is a surpringly low traffic social media site. So you'd be picking a site with low traffic, and the only social media one that has anonymity / no persistent user profiles as a core feature. And the one way you can get around that to track your ad results and show an ROI so you get credit at work for your campaign would be the paid ads option that OP would be turning down in favor of untracked shitpost persuasion.
You schizos just don't think. It's not brand employees doing this. It's young adult anime watching autists who like soda and fast food. This should be obvious but your brain is broken.

[Anonymous No.20472120]

>>20470357
They grey/silver section makes it look too much like a diet pop.
Mountain Dew is named after moonshine, so the mountains should look like Appalachia rather than the Rockies.

[Anonymous No.20472129]

>>20471029
The original MD was more like 7up/Sprite. When Pepsi bought it in the 60s they dyed it green and made it taste more like orange, which is the recipe they use today.
They actually brought back a facsimile of the original recipe a few years back, Dewshine.

[Anonymous No.20472558]

Call me crazy but real mountain dew is vastly inferior to the faygo and walmart knockoffs. Mountain dew tastes a lot sweeter, less fizzy, and has that weird oily shit added that makes it thick. The knockoffs have sharper acidity and more carbonation so you can actually drink more than two sips before putting it down with a contorted blegh expression on your face. One of the rare instances where the fake is super good and original is super bad. I can demolish 2L of mountain lightning with joy, but find it difficult to finish a 12oz can of mountain dew.

[Anonymous No.20472564]

>>20470365
these guys just post here as part of a general advertising job as a way to waste time and claim they are working so probably a full sallary.
personally though I do drink mtn dew products, I wish i didn't have to but believe it or not nobody else offers a product thats sweetened with aspertame and yellow 5 as a poor mans adderal.

[Anonymous No.20472568]

>>20470382
they really do it for free
it's a state even less than a janny

[Anonymous No.20472594]

[Anonymous No.20472605]

Cool, I'm not paying $7 for a 12 pack. Are they lowering their prices for corn syrup and water back down to reality yet? I haven't bought soda for home in two years now.

[Anonymous No.20473146]

Yellow 5 and sugar water bros can celebrate

[Anonymous No.20473208]

>>20470422
based

[Anonymous No.20473220]

>>20470365
shill here. i get paid 25¢ for every response a thread i make gets. and i get 50¢ for every picture of the product i post. and i also get $1 everytime i post NIGGER.

[Anonymous No.20473225]

>>20470365
Nobody is paid to advertise here you stupid faggot. Board gets like 30 users on a good day. Dumb fucking mongoloid.

[Anonymous No.20473227]

>>20472564
I just can't believe that
If you tell your boss that you spent your time using profanity on 4chan to advertise your product, you'd probably be leaving the same day

[Anonymous No.20473229]

>>20473227
Don’t respond to the obviously baiting Tranime poster.

[Anonymous No.20473233]

>>20473229
Tranime has been worse than Pearl Harbor. I shudder to think how many young men we've lost because of jap toons

[Anonymous No.20473275]

>>20473227
>tell your boss by posting 4chud images
don't be ridiculous they count engagement and submit their report in spreadsheets, nobody who gives advertising their budget cares about which site they pick. basically every reply this thread gets negative or positive will be white washed as engagement online in social media. you may want to deny it but someone has to run these faggots twitter accounts, reply to customer emails, and keep people talking about (((Brand))) and if theyre going to get paid doing it theyre going to get handed other marketing tasks as a matter of filling out the role.

[Anonymous No.20473279]

>>20473229
>>20473233

[Anonymous No.20473658]

>>20472605
Those higher profits help us have the strongest economy in herstory. Please understand that if we don't pay higher prices, Israel won't be able to defend democracy in the middle east. High food and drink prices are good!

[Anonymous No.20473786]

>>20470379
>corporate goyslop advertising 'leak'

anon, can you hear it? its the sound of me rolling my eyes. super hard. oh god, one just flew over my house.

[Anonymous No.20473789]

>>20470422
https://www.indeed.com/q-Social-Media-Influencer-jobs.html

people literally get paid to shit post on social media, forums, discord, ect in order to drive product engagement.

[Anonymous No.20473953]

>>20473233
Literally not a single one who wasn't socially crippled enough to invest their time in them in the first place. You can't blame Japanese cartoons when the rot causing it is entirely ingrained in Western culture; women are idealized and propelled into influential positions while also being unassailable to criticism because they're apparently still the oppressed and downtrodden, and then throw in the normalization of pornography and so-called "fetishes" (which you aren't allowed to shame) on top of that. It's no wonder.

[Anonymous No.20473975]

>>20470422>>20470483
>>20472564
>>20473275
FUCK ANIME!!!

[Anonymous No.20474117]

>>20470519
Ubisoft had internal document leaks that the showed they paid people to post on /v/. I can't speak for /ck/ but paid shills are 100% a verifiably provable thing on other boards.

[Anonymous No.20475457]

>>20473975
A N I M E W E B S I T E

[Anonymous No.20475483]

No ome working for major chains is going to hire people to post shit on the 4chan food and cooking board.
Just try to walk through all the steps thst would need to happen for that to come up.
Someone at one of those companies would need to decide "yeah, I want to boost my career by getting my reputable national name brand into 4chan."
Then that person would also need to decide "paid ads? Nah, Mountain Dew doesn't have the funds for that. I'll do covert viral ads through shitposts!"
And of course he'd need to think "tracking? No, I don't want any proof what I did caused an increase in sales. I will just wait for these shitposts to drive up business and then my bosses will accept on faith the revenue can be attributed to them and not any other reasons!"
Not to mention aside from all that 4chan is a surpringly low traffic social media site. So you'd be picking a site with low traffic, and the only social media one that has anonymity / no persistent user profiles as a core feature. And the one way you can get around that to track your ad results and show an ROI so you get credit at work for your campaign would be the paid ads option that OP would be turning down in favor of untracked shitpost persuasion.
You schizos just don't think. It's not brand employees doing this. It's young adult anime watching autists who like soda and fast food. This should be obvious but your brain is broken.

[Anonymous No.20475484]

>>20470422
True

[Anonymous No.20475502]

>>20475457
Newfag.

[Anonymous No.20475528]

>>20475502
try harder tourist-kun

[Anonymous No.20475543]

>>20473225
Where do you get that number from? I post as 15 different characters for 12 hours of each day.

[Anonymous No.20475552]

>>20470379
>none

[Anonymous No.20475991]

>>20475552
THEY

[Anonymous No.20476663]

>>20470365
>STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD ON THE FOOD BOARD!!!

[Anonymous No.20476944]

>>20473953
>be unassailable to criticism
>get dragged over coals for mistakes that are barely noticed when made by a man in the same position

[Anonymous No.20476949]

>>20475528
2018>2013
you are the tourist posting outdated information
you're actually more like an illegal immigrant

[Anonymous No.20477180]

>>20470365
hurrr durr everything on /ck/ that mentions a brand is an ad, I am very very smart

[Anonymous No.20477347]

They sold Mountain drew in my country once and then stopped. Not even the fancy import shops have it. It fucking sucks, I want to drink it again.

[Anonymous No.20477496]

>>20470357
i remember around '08 i was drinking heavily
would buy a handle of vodka, a bottle of volkov (because it was a dollar cheaper than everclear) and a couple other bottles every week
i'd usually mix the clear shit with ultra violet or regular diet mountain dew and sometimes a splash of cranberry
all i would eat was hot/lean pockets or frozen burritos from the store across the street, or dominos across the other street if they had a deal
i'm surprised i can even remember that much
thanks for reading my blog

[Anonymous No.20478587]

>>20476949ag
>UHHH ACTUALLY NEWFAGGOTRY IS GOOD
anime website