/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20451966]

It’s omelet time

[Anonymous No.20451971]

>>20451966
Little protein, needs salt and pepper, few can actually make a perfect one. Just eat a few cottonballs.

[Anonymous No.20451973]

I'm so excited by this

[Anonymous No.20451976]

>>20451966
Looks good anon. I can't make a French omelet to save my life. I do make a mean country-style omelette though.

[Anonymous No.20452033]

>>20451966
>some shitty fucking omlette cooked in some shitty fucking pan
i prefer me some fried eggs in my new Finex© cast iron, with octagonal pour spouts and 303steel-tungsten alloy, preseasoned with 100% organic flaxseed oil and forged in portland oregon by masters of the art of casting iron skillets, but thanks tho!

[Anonymous No.20452053]

>>20452033
you should try frying them slowly in lots of butter on a non-stick pan
make sure to gently break the yolks at the beginning

[Anonymous No.20452065]

>>20452033
What a gay pan that everyone dislikes looking at. You cook the yolks like a child as well. I know all your cooking is shit. Thanks for confirming that for me. :)

No I'm not poor unlike you. My handmade copper pans were far more expensive than your shitty cast iron.

[Anonymous No.20452081]

>>20451966
I wish I could make a omelet that stable, mine always fall apart

[Anonymous No.20452084]

>>20452065
You sound really mad lol.

[Anonymous No.20452086]

>>20452033
Based multispout pan haver.

[Anonymous No.20452126]

>>20452033
sound super gay. hope that's what you were going for.
flaxseed is probably one of the worst cooking oils for seasoning by the by

[Anonymous No.20452137]

>>20451966
Pro-tip: use green onion, not chives. They taste better. And if you're going to use chives, throw out the ones that are all dried out and gross before cutting them up.

Also, pre-melt your cheese in the microwave. The timing will never work out perfectly to melt the cheese at the same rate as your omelette cooks in your pan.

>>20452033
Looks like your pan has zero seasoning on the bottom, bro. It's fucking silver. And for some reason, despite not yet being done, the eggs are covered in little burnt bits of food floating around in the butter--is that crud from last time you cooked eggs that you didn't clean out of your unseasoned pan?

>>20452065
>My handmade copper pans were far more expensive than your shitty cast iron.
Then you bought overpriced copper pans. You can get an 8-9 inch copper omelette pan with new hand wiped tin for less than the $200 that the Finex retails for.

[Anonymous No.20452147]

>>20452137
>Also, pre-melt your cheese in the microwave.
Do what now? I put a few tablespoons of fresh-grated cheese in my omelettes and they always turn out melty and gooey and delicious. It may help that I let the omelette sit for a couple minutes while I clean up after myself.

[Anonymous No.20452155]

>>20452084
You're just an enormous faggot.

[Anonymous No.20452162]

>>20452147
>Do what now?

Did I fucking stutter?

Pre.

Melt.

Your.

Cheese.

>I put a few tablespoons of fresh-grated cheese in my omelettes and they always turn out melty and gooey and delicious.
Clearly this isn't true.

>It may help that I let the omelette sit for a couple minutes while I clean up after myself.
This wouldn't save the omelette you posted.

[Anonymous No.20452182]

>>20452155
It's okay buddy. Go walk a lap. Let the anger out.

[Anonymous No.20452197]

>>20452182
Hey there autistic friend, if you are unable to differentiate emotions that's okay! We know autistics have great trouble with that! Now have a splendid day! :D

[Anonymous No.20452205]

>>20452197
That's not bad you already sound less mad. Keep going.

[Anonymous No.20452218]

I broke the npc. It can only squeal about how mad I am as a coping mechanism. This is what happens when someone creates their entire personality out of owning a hipster frying pan and then you tell them it's objectively shit. Lol!

[Anonymous No.20452231]

>>20452218
Buddy i'm not the owner of the magnificent Finex© cast iron pan. In fact i don't even own any cast iron.
You sounded awfully mad is all.
Repeat after me buddy: woosah!
Let the anger flow and leave your human vessel.
It's okay for some reason anon owning Finex© handmade in oregon cast iron pan really angers you but in the grand scheme of things it's insignificant.
>Woooosah.

[Anonymous No.20452246]

>>20452162
Idiot.

[Anonymous No.20452250]

>>20452246
I know you are, but what am I?

[Anonymous No.20452266]

>>20452231
nta but you're fucking retarded and a useless person. you have no ability to read posts and I suggest you go back to wherever using "u mad bro" is still considered acceptable behavior

[Anonymous No.20452273]

>>20452266
You sound really mad lol.

[Anonymous No.20452371]

Rate my Omelette please.

There is a surprise inside

[Anonymous No.20452376]

>>20452371

[Anonymous No.20452385]

>>20452371
You used a nonstick pan, didn't you?

[Anonymous No.20452387]

>>20452376
It's warmed Pate and Cream Cheese.

It was tasty but eggs always make my stomach a little queezy. I normally just eat 500g of raw mince beef for a meal.

[Anonymous No.20452389]

>>20452387
I would use foye gras myself, pate is quite vulgar.

[Anonymous No.20452391]

>>20452371
>>20452376
>>20452387
OP this is what a proper omelette looks like.

[Anonymous No.20452396]

>>20452376
Too much filling for my tastes, but it looks very well cooked and shaped. Nice.

[Anonymous No.20452398]

Is this board really impressed by a french omlette?

[Anonymous No.20452404]

>>20452398
What's wrong with his face?
>impressed
You are the one who brings this up though.

[Anonymous No.20452410]

>>20452376
I eat just about anything, and have very few hangups about food. I am NOT one of those picky eaters who cites "texture" as a reason to refuse food. However, in an egg-based dish, anything that resembles raw egg whites is very difficult for me to put in my mouth. I don't mind pure runny egg yolks, or melted cheese, but when it's all mixed up inside like that inside, the flavor needs to be strong as fuck for me to get past the egg-white-gooeyness. Extra sharp cheddar cheese or any sort of spicy chili pepper flavor would be acceptable. This looks bland, though.

[Anonymous No.20452416]

>>20452398
You didn't like my omelette?
This is what I normally eat. Pretty tasty.

[Anonymous No.20452421]

>>20452410
>This looks bland
Bruh it's full of pate and cream cheese. Strong as fuck flavour cuts through the egg perfectly.

[Anonymous No.20452475]

>>20452421
>pate
No idea what that is. Google says it's a "forcemeat," which adds further mystery. Do they at least remove the forceskin before processing it?
>cream cheese
Meh.

[Anonymous No.20452648]

I never knew an omelet thread could be so vicious

[Anonymous No.20452663]

>>20452162
>advocating the use of a microwave
>thinks xhe can cook
Fuck off, cunt. Sprinkle the cheese evenly, put under the grill for a couple of minutes

[Anonymous No.20452674]

>>20451966
nice 'ett

[Anonymous No.20452769]

>>20452475
>No idea what that is.
Basically a paste made from liver and other things. How liver-y it tastes varies a lot. Masses of different recipes; the key classics are Brussels paté (smooth pork) and Ardennes paté (coarse pork).
There's also terrines, which are closely related.

[Anonymous No.20452975]

>>20452137
>The timing will never work out perfectly to melt the cheese at the same rate as your omelette cooks in your pan.
I literally just made an omelette and the cheese melted perfectly... You just need to put it in fairly early.

[Anonymous No.20452982]

>I made sure that I didn't cook it all the way through because not cooking it all the way through is hard and demonstrating my ability to act as a human egg timer is more important than the food being edible
French cuisine, amIrite?

[Anonymous No.20453400]

>>20452416
I eat raw beef mince sandwiches from time to time and I just get the meat from the supermarket... However it's no more than ~200 grams (what's that, 0.55 lbs or something).
I have learned that if it has metallic taste it's probably wise to not eat it.
If you are eating raw beef mince every day
>from where are you buying it
>aren't you getting stomach issues?

[Anonymous No.20453498]

>not making your omelette 50% cheese by weight

[Anonymous No.20453531]

Homemade Boursin for your omelet:

1 rectangle of cream cheese
1 hockey puck of Mexican queso fresco
minced garlic cloves
finely chopped fresh chives

optional -- finely grated hard cheese; olive oil; sour cream

Mix well and stuff your omelet.

[Anonymous No.20454424]

>>20452421
Cream cheese is the cheat for someone that can’t cook

[Anonymous No.20454630]

>>20453400
I'm just getting 20% fat from Tesco in the UK. Never had stomach issues but I did start from 250g on toast irregularly before moving to 500g a day with coleslaw or some veg side. Now I have 1kg a day probably 90% of the time. Sometime cook chicken or burgers etc.
Mixed with salt, vinegar and a little warm water makes it a lot more tasty though.
The quality is fine considering how cheap it is.

[Anonymous No.20455035]

>>20452975
>I literally just made an omelette and the cheese melted perfectly...
No photo. I can guess about how "perfect" it was, lmao.

[Anonymous No.20455042]

>>20452663
>microwaves dun make yer cheese radioactive
>thats how the govermment gets you!

[Anonymous No.20455045]

This thread inspired me to try my first attempt at an omelette.
How'd I do?

[Anonymous No.20455046]

>>20452769
This sound disgusting.

[Anonymous No.20455048]

>>20455042
>not wrapping it in tinfoil
>gets got by the goberment

[Anonymous No.20455050]

>>20454630
>>20453400
When will you stop trolling /ck/?

We get it, bro. You got offended at some point because someone told you you shouldn't cook hamburgers medium rare. We heard you the first hundred times that you raged about this.

[Anonymous No.20455052]

>>20455050
>We

[Anonymous No.20455059]

>>20455045
Looks pretty good, anon, good job! It's got some color on it which is nice, and you pulled off a good fold. What's inside?

[Anonymous No.20455087]

>>20455059
Spinach, cheese and ham..kept it simple

[Anonymous No.20455095]

>>20455087
Awesome. Well done!

[Anonymous No.20455100]

>>20454630
Thanks!

[Anonymous No.20455111]

Errbody be makin omelettes today.

[Anonymous No.20455199]

>>20455050
One day I'll convert you. Until then I made another Omelette

[Anonymous No.20455522]

>>20455199
Hope you don't get sick from all the salmonella before that day comes.

[Anonymous No.20455530]

>>20455522
fuck you and your brown omelette retard

[Anonymous No.20455691]

>>20455199
Good lookong 'lette

[Anonymous No.20456313]

>>20452162
Seek therapy

[Anonymous No.20456319]

i prefer sunny side up
put that shit in a toasted croissant with fresh swiss cheese and seeded mustard and oh my fucking goddddd im making one tomorrow now. maybe two.

[Anonymous No.20456942]

>>20452033
>People still falling for this ancient, dry, dusty bait image.
8/10

[Anonymous No.20457271]

>>20452376
That looks utterly disgusting

[Anonymous No.20457924]

>>20451966

Best omelette was a corned beef hash omelette at Desis Taco Lounge in Oscoda Michigan, can't find anyplace locally that makes them.