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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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chinese for dinner tonight boys

>> No.20439199

>>20439194
dont let the cat into cannibalism anon

>> No.20439204
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>>20439194
>cat on the counter
>>>>>>>>>

>> No.20439207

>>20439194
>psss psss pss pss
Are you going to replace the sisal rope, buy a new tree, or /diy/ your own?

>> No.20439208

>>20439194
New sisal rope is very inexpensive and easy to install and your cat will appreciate it

>> No.20439211

>>20439194
Bro they haven't cooked it yet. The main course still has its fur on it

>> No.20439224

I wanna grab your cats little chicken legs

>> No.20439233

>>20439194
PUSSY

>> No.20439258

>>20439194
looks undercooked

>> No.20439260

>>20439194
>not 70% rice and noodles
This is the most actual food I've ever seen on a plate from an Asian place. What are those skewer things?

>> No.20439264

>>20439194
A meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

>> No.20439265

>>20439264
I see you know your judo well!

>> No.20439266

>>20439260
chicken teriyaki my friend. they have beef too but the chicken skewers are way bigger

>> No.20439281
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>> No.20439297
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>>20439194
no spare ribs?

>> No.20439299

>>20439281
I love kitties so much bros

>> No.20439303

>>20439194
the food kind of looks ai generated

>> No.20439305
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>>20439299
Truly the frennest of frens.

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>>20439299
>>20439305
this is my kitty. she does like chinese food but she waits politely on the floor, she doesn't come up on the table like a barbarian

>> No.20439314

>>20439305
cats are mans only true friend on this cursed rock

>> No.20439321

>>20439313
calicos are kino

>> No.20439322
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>>20439303
anon i promise it's not as bad as you think

>> No.20439326

>>20439314
Mine sits patiently while I philosophize on the time we spend together outweighing our inability to communicate at a higher, intellectual level. Then he punches me in the face. Still worth it.

>> No.20439329

>>20439303
That's a terrible way to talk about Chinese people.

>> No.20439331

>>20439194
Owning cats as a male is gay. Congrats on being gay you fucking homo.

>> No.20439337 [DELETED] 

>>20439331
The word is "man", not "male". Referring to men as if they were animals is gay you fucking homo.

>> No.20439341

>>20439331
come over here and I'll show you how gay I really am you insecure little pool noodle

>> No.20439346

>>20439322
i know it's not, just something about the noodles and the chicken skewers makes me think of ai generated images lol

>> No.20439347

>>20439331
get over it schlomo. so the pharaohs put you hebes on kitty litter duty, boo oy very hoo

>> No.20439382

>>20439194
>>20439204

>> No.20439392

>>20439204
Petfaggots should all be killed, I would have appreciated ops chinkslop haul if not for the c*t

>> No.20439406

>>20439194
which one is yours and which one is your girlfriends?

>> No.20439413

>>20439406
mine is right, bf left

>> No.20439438

>>20439194
>ha ha Chinese people eat cat meat
Good racist stereotype. Meanwhile your university students are all supporting the death to their own country and the Israel state. You have already lost when your young people future support the opposite of those of their nation.

>> No.20439446

>>20439438
nobody asked

>> No.20439460

>>20439194
Oh, so you're gonna eat the cat after it eats the food in the containers.

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>>20439194
Nazi-Japanese fusion for dinner tonight, Kameraden.

>> No.20439479

I see what's going on here. You don't know that MSG can be purchased at the store as "Accent" and you bought Chinese food so your cat would eat it and spice itself up.
You are one sick fuck.

>> No.20439599

>>20439194
Your cat doesn't want to eat it, it wants to take a shit in it.

>> No.20439609 [DELETED] 

>>20439194
>>20439199
>>20439204
White people live like this and still mock black people for washing their food lmao

>> No.20439613

>>20439438
take your meds schizo

>> No.20439619

>>20439194
Nice assortment, are you feasting?

>>20439299
>>20439305
>>20439313
I don’t have cat (allergies) but I like to look at the kitties in the shelter occasionally and imagine the snuggles

>> No.20439626

>>20439609
Yes

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>>20439204
The cat hair adds much needed fibre to their diets.

>> No.20440386

Cannibalism is pretty fucked up.

>> No.20440463

>>20439299
They gross me out
Especially in the context of food

>> No.20440918

>>20439258
*th post best post

>> No.20440940

>>20439609
I don't mock them for that. I mock them for being unable to pronounce the word
>ask
without saying
>axe
Instead.

And stealing bikes. And rarely knowing their father. And smelling of shit. And having very low IQs on average.

>> No.20440946

>>20439619
Not that I'd encourage anyone to adopt a cat and then not be able to commit, but there's actually still hope depending on the severity of the allergy. I know people who got effectively "cured" by exposure to long-haired cats which seem to affect them less and acted as a kind of vax (no bully). Anyway, snuggles are never guaranteed with catrs, but it makes them more valuable when you are graced with a "visit" by le smol lord/lady.

>> No.20441026

>>20440463
didnt ask

>> No.20441032

>>20440940
>And stealing bikes. And rarely knowing their father. And smelling of shit. And having very low IQs on average.
Your just mad because our penises are bigger than yours.

>> No.20441044

>>20441026
nobody will ever care what you ask

>>20440305
it's protein

>> No.20441048

Wow, cat haters are literally r*ddit.

>> No.20441049

>>20441044
didnt ask

>> No.20441052

>>20441049
didn't ask

>> No.20441062

>>20441052
didnt ask

>> No.20441093

>>20441062
are zoomers overly focused on politeness? you don't always have to wait for someone to ask

>> No.20441096

>>20441093
if I didnt ask I dont care what you have to say, youre free to be grossed out by perfectly normal things, doesnt mean anyone has to care

>> No.20441104

>>20441096
>if I didnt ask I dont care what you have to say
probably not true, but I won't always care either
> youre free to be grossed out by perfectly normal things
i never said i was grossed out by anything. great to have your permission tho

>> No.20441114

>>20441104
>probably not true,
I'm telling you right now it is true
>i never said i was grossed out by anything
then why are you even talking to me? I'm responding to the fag who is scared of kitty cats

>> No.20441119

>>20441114
>I'm telling you right now it is true
the chances of you being right about that are extremely low. you've probably cared about things that you did not explicitly ask about
>then why are you even talking to me?
i like posting on 4chan

>> No.20441152

>>20439194
cate away from food

>> No.20441166

>>20441119
about this I am certain anon, I will not ever care about the opinions of people who cant handle a cat on someones counter

>> No.20441177

>>20439281
zero survival instincts.

>> No.20441180

>>20441166
lol fair enough

>> No.20441184

>>20439194
That cat looks frest. Is it included in the meal?

>> No.20441185

>>20441177
cats have many. it just knows it's in no danger because it's not retarded. like that crow on the street who lets you walk right by it

>> No.20441513

>>20441185
Corvids are fucking based. Meanwhile pigeons will stand directly in your path and then have a fit when you're about to collide with it.

>> No.20441539

>>20441049
you have the right to be stupid, but we also have the right to correct you and mock you for being stupid
dummy

>> No.20441551

>>20439438
Our universities are letting your worthless kids come here, try to cheat their way through, then expelling them en masse right before graduation. No refunds, also byebye visa lol

>> No.20441560

The older I get the less I want anything to do with cats and cat "people"

>> No.20441571

>>20441560
Thank you for self-segregating, it saves us the trouble of having to ghost you.
t. "cat people" i.e. "people"

>> No.20441573

>>20439199
Lol

>> No.20441577

>>20441180
Didn't ask.

>> No.20441578

>>20441177
The cuteness is a survival instinct

>> No.20441599

>>20441571
Parasite controlled npcs that smell horrible

>> No.20441634

>>20441560
Least they're not as bad as the dogniggers

>> No.20441657

>>20441634
Dog people at least admit they stink

>> No.20442106

>>20439438
ok jewish cowboy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gNRSmXtxxQ&t=16

>> No.20442308

>>20439199
Lmao

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20442674

>>20439438
Nuke Israel

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>>20439438
>death to ... the Israel state
Don't threaten me with a good time.