/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>20411938
>blocks vision to every fucking thing she puts in it
Great recipe fatty mcgoo

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>>20411935
Woman is justified. The amount of times I ask for "extra" on something at a place and they just fucking absolutely destroy it with a pound of sauce/pickles is fucking infuriating.

Like, who the fuck enjoys that kind of shit? Who enjoys half a fucking bottle of ketchup on their fucking burger? Show me who, so I can fucking hang them on my lawn.

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>>20411970
You wanted extra. You got it. Why are you complaining?

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>>20411935
The fuck kinda diet needs you to have a big mac with extra ketchup?

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>>20411935
Why doesn't she use a napkin to scrap the ketchup? Back in my day, people would just remove pickles if a burger they ordered had them and they requested them to be excluded.

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>>20411992
>ingredients: salt, mayonnaise, water

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>>20411943
Where's fucking CPS, jesus christ.

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>>20411945
Why would you ever order mac and cheese at a restaurant? Some items I just don't get. "Hm Dominic, what should I get, ah I guess, I guess I'll have a grilled cheese and tomato soup combo, thanks hun." Motherfucker, order something we can't make at home that's the point of eating out.

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>>20411999
You think this guy's on a secret no-fly, no-stay flight and hotel list?

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>>20411970
Should just pump it yourself you're at a fast food place there's ketchup for free everywhere

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>>20411999
The second he brought out the jumper cables I collapsed in a fit of laughter.

[Anonymous No.20412042]

>on a diet
>asks for extra ketchup
?

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>>20412042
I assume the video is just a repost from some poojeet who added the subtitles after the fact.

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>>20411999
>not my problem

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>>20412052
With how much they're charging people for a one night stay in a hotel these days, you're damn right it isn't.

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*touches bred*

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>>20412021
What places still have condiment pumps? Its all packets now.

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>>20412076
I pumped this guy with a big load of ketchup.
Marco Pierre White

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>>20411999
>>20412013
>BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE

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>>20412082
>not my problem

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>>20412139
disgusting

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>>20411943
>no audio
>can still hear the labored breathing

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>>20412165
Lord, forgive me for what I must do

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>>20412157
Didn't this guy get revealed as a pedo or something

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>>20412160
fucking nauseating
although i'd try it if were fried a bit in a skillet just to taste it once. i imagine they dont have much flavor like good ol' sea bugs

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>>20412109
I feel like even in 1930 there would be a few people that would say this was a bit much, like yeah Al Jolson is funny but come on

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>>20412185
the last girl is a lot for me and kinda gross, was this on TV? Is that why the BK logo is censored?

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>>20412163
How could someone be obese and also eating/selling literal garbage food?

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>>20412087
>>20412082
Lmao

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>>20412190
nobody would say that because people back then weren't faggified

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>>20412208
stop it

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>>20412247
Me my first day in Ponyville

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>>20412070
Transfers Toxoplasmosis to freshly made bread via paws that have marinated in catshit whilst stirring shit and worms in the litter-tray you keep in the kitchen.

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>>20412320
>The immediate grimace the second the food is set down

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>>20412328
They remind me of the flute worms from half life.

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>>20412336
>Americans
>clearly german
Man, euro cope is out of contorl today.

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>>20412129
This just HAS to be a blue film. Give me a link, i refuse to believe it has anything to do with pastry making

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>>20412320
That woman in the background lmao

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>>20411935
my favorite ex wore pants like those.

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>>20411959
That looks like when I tried to make banana bread with honey instead of brown sugar.

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>>20411970
I worked at Starbucks while I was in college and we all would overload anyone who would ask for extra caramel in their caramel frappuccino, but they never would be mad. I wanted these fat whores to feel bad but they would always say something like "ooooh! Finally enough caramel!! Thank you so much for giving me more!!". People should just say something measurable like double or triple ketchup. If you just say extra I will have no idea what you want

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>>20412348
anon wtf is this?

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>>20412348
The people who wrote this want to be laid as much as a cancer doctor without the threat of being fired btw

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>>20412414
Meant "paid" but works just as well. Reminder that they went on strike to stop AI and bad streaming deals and their union sold them out then their studios fired them anyway lel

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>>20412124
I hate this creature

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>>20412150
These places always have a time limit or people would just hang out all day

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>>20411987
Seriously, i often order food without pickles or olives. If they fuck it up then i just sigh and remove any excess and keep eating it. It would have to be a fundamental fuckup like missing items or something being completely inedible for me to ever bother complaining at a fast food place.

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>>20412176
yeah i saw that on parallel pipes rabbit hole iceberg video

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>>20412165
Pontificate upon this particular scent

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>>20412356
How often are dudes into muslims jihabfished? She seems pretty but her hair could be a total mess

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>>20411952
I have experimented with this and the part of the pasta inside the sausage just never gets cooked properly.
I tried with penne as well because I figured having some water flow through would fix the issue but it was no good.
The sausage part will be crunchy.

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>>20412006
I order chickfila mac all the time because it's fucking good

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>>20412145
home-fried chicken and fries are still fried chicken and fries.

fucking americans

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>>20412125
Kek. I don't even care if it's fake.

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>>20412165
Me and OPs mom on Taco Tuesday

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>>20412238
>This is not fuckin good

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>>20412242
Looks like shit and she has the knife skills of a 3 year old with dementia.

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>>20412753
lmao

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>>20412249
Is this some human centipede feces eating ritual?

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>>20412258
Heard the dude on the left just got out of prism.

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>>20411943
Fuck. This one always hurts me. I love kids so much. She doesn't deserve that fat lazy pos hamplanet "raising" her

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>>20412165
20 pounds of ass and pussy

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>>20412156
>plastic bottle in sink
For what possible purpose?
>>20412165
What the fuck am I looking at
>>20412250
The sugary stuff makes this seem so nasty
>>20412284
niggas be cookin dat asterix and obelix potion
>>20412328
>what OP's mom eats every night

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>>20412151
that's more disgusting than this:

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>>20411938
Women drink like this all the time and wonder why they're fat. Why can't they just drink water?

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>>20412013
No it's staged and he's probably paying extra to film this shit. The one where he's on a plane or clearly a set.

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>>20411976
Based.

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>>20412124
Looks like Juicy Jackie lost 300 lbs

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>>20412320
Annoying part is how she pauses with the cutlery above the food

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>>20412076
Those are still free, ketchup it yourself anon, don't be the lady in OP mad because she got what she asked for

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>>20412087
kekd at the part too, the entire bucket, Jesus christ..

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>>20412006
You can make everything at home, why stop your excuse making at the point where you're the winner?

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>>20412106
Smashing them like this makes them look more like dog pussies than hearts, maybe it's zoo inclusive too

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>it's an anti-poler tourist reposts his junk webms again thread

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>>20411992
>FB_IMG_

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>>20412908
I gotta be honest you have to look at a lot of that type of content for that to be your first thought.

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>>20411935
when i was 14 or so, i got pissed that the whataburger guys put mustard on my burger
i threw it back at the counter yelling something about 'no mustard' my voice cracked too
then i stormed out before i got any response
i sat outside on the curb while my friends finished eating since i didn't drive lol

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>>20412817
Poor people drink water.

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decent thread then fucking webm spammer came in here. guy needs to rope himself

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>>20413055
hey dude is it cool if i just snag that line from you and use it on my shit eating millennial/gen z/whatever the fuck brother so he stops judging me?

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>>20413078
You're a woman, if I say no you'll wait 5 years and tell everyone I tried to rape you.

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>>20411938
Imagine having a whole table stacked with flavored corn syrup in your room and then combining the corn syrups in a massive Stanley bucket to guzzle down several times a day.

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>>20411943
Sugary donuts and sugar water for breakfast. That child has 0 chance, her fate is already sealed.

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>>20412318
Cats already jump all over everything after clawing their poo and licking their asshole. Its owner is already inoculated with the great and beneficial t. gondii bacterium.

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>>20413129
My least favorite part is when she looks down at it with an almost adult like sense of how this is not good for her, that she needs real sustenance, and then resigns herself to it realizing her caretaker cannot do more for her

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>>20412803
>For what possible purpose?
I guess he's supposed to be hiding it from his family? Pretty stupid because you can just hide a more discrete vessel in many places inconspicuously.

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>>20411976
and yet every time i want the spicy doritos salsa, its always out of stock because we eat that shit up

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can someone post the british bean one, i think it was from an ad or a movie or something

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>>20411943
WHO FUCKS SOMETHING LIKE THIS?!?!?!?!?!?! HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS THING GET PREGNANT WHILE MILLIONS OF GORGEOUS WOMEN WITH GREAT GENETICS GO CHILDLESS THERE CANT BE A GOD

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>>20412120
Nice pixels faggot

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>>20411999
i couldnt make it through this and now i actually am considering suicide

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>>20413141
Being out of stock indicates one of two things:
1) The demand is higher than the supplier can provide.
2) The demand is so low that the supplier isn't bothering to try and meet it

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>>20411959
banana brick

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>>20412934
Contribute something then, you whiny little cunthair

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>>20411970
She's justified for being mad that there's extra ketchup but her behavior is that if a small child. Smashing the burger on the counter. Anyone with that haircut is braindead and probably was exposed to too much lead paint growing up

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>>20412248
Yes because you went back in time and asked everyone, mongoloid.
Civil rights act wouldn't have passed if there wasn't public outcry in favor of it.

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>>20411967
uncle danny?

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>>20412148
This kills the crab.

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>>20412165
*sniffing intensifies*

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>>20412417
porno companies dont have unions anon

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>>20413144
kek

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>>20412742
>grilled chicken
>roasted sweet potato's
Did you not watch this?

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>>20413242
I wanna make a new flavor.

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>>20411938
>Water jug with pump
Is that a fatty thing? The few times I've seen people with those in their house, they are always massively overweight.
Might just be coincidence, but still.

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>>20412331
I'd probably go to jail for assault if I witnessed this

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>>20413242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxBuly8Vblc

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>>20411943
Based kid at least grabs the healthier choice of the apple sauce over the donuts.

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>>20413284
probably starving for real nutrients

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>>20412325
I might try this.

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>>20412742
>Can't even bother to watch the whole webm before making shit up and seething
lmao classic eurocuck

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>>20413224
I guess maybe it's not exactly a union but the APAG is pretty powerful in the industry.

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>>20413296
Still dont actually negotiate wages and benefits like a union.

Although my coomer dream would be a company and studio actually agreeing to share streaming revenue with the girls, crazy how they get fucked out of that by big companies

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>>20413171
its #1, because its doritos and most people like and eat it. youre a retard if you think #2 applies to doritos of all fucking things

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>>20413072
Cheese, easily

Dont want to deal with all that fucking fur...

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Does anyone have this mad lad cooking shrimp on the plane?

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>>20413013
>where do you think we are?

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>>20412146
Fuck wagies

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>>20412140
fag

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>>20413088
Nigga, that's Nebraska.

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>>20413274
>YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A SOUP!!!

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>>20412001
CPS will just stick them in foster care where they'll get raped until they're adopted by some gay couple who will rape them.

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>>20412160
when i was in thailand i ate all sorts of weird shit like this. scorpions were the worst, tarantulas taste like crab or shrimp, well cooked and seasoned larvae werent bad at all

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>>20412339
>ancient tuscan custom
Any of you WOPs want to comment on this?

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>>20412146
>select tip at door
>give the delivery guy an application for a real job at the warehouse I work at

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>>20413088
In 'sota we say "pop"!

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>>20412753
id demand that meal be completely free and my next be comped entirely

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>>20412817
But anoooooon this is water! It's so healthy and my skin is glowing!

*Diabetes attack*

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>>20413055
Lol, fucking no. Poor people drink soda.

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>>20413129
>Here's your dish soap, sir

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>>20412642
Its really a bit of a trade off. You don't get to know what your new wife looks like till you get her home and unwrap her, but in that culture she's literally your property and you can do with her as you like short of gross bodily harm/murder.

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>>20413055
>he doesn't carry a gallon jug of water with him at all time
Sure you might add some electrolyte packs in it now and then when it gets hot and you lose minerals from sweat but regular water is always the superior option if you aren't having a hot beverage.

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>>20412817
I'm pretty sure all of that stuff is zero calorie.

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>>20413478
Your mother is supposed to check her out for you. They have female only gatherings where all the single women dress in sexy clothing for the benefit of the mothers.

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>>20413481
I do both because I'm a bug chaser

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>>20413389
just pirating this soup
>>20413413
>implying your average amerifat could work a warehouse job
I got fired 3 days on the line at UPS so i cant brag

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>>20412742
could you at least watch the whole thing before opening your rotten tooth fuckhole?? go get stabbed and raped by a muslim.

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>>20412300
RACCACOONIE!

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>>20412374
>How dare someone enlighten themselves and open themselves to new cultures and experiences!

I hate this fucking dude so much.

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>>20413524
He fell for the cultural appropriation meme. If white people enjoy any kind of food from another country they are basically stealing it and makes them less unique. It's an insecure 2nd generation immigrant thing because most immigrants think it's really cool if people enjoy their cooking.

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>>20413486
wrong fat ass. That peach syrup alone is 100 calories per 2 Tbsp.

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>>20413488
S-so you're supposed to ask your mother to describe a young, beautiful, naked girl's nakkedy bits?

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>>20412774
Do they dab their pizza with napkins in prison?

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>>20413055
I bet your piss is dark yellow and smells like death

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>>20413598
>Hey mom, describe my new wife. Keep it extra detailed or dad will beat you again if I get a dud.

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>>20413072
Cheese obviously
Yiff in hell furfags

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>>20413555
no, the bottles say sugar free

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>>20413616
Doesn't mean it doesn't have calories

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>>20413622
It's a sugar free sweetener. It doesn't have fat or protein to add calories.

Although some people say your body reacts to artificial sweeteners like you're consuming sugar anyway and releases insulin, and it causes you to crave carbs more than you normally would. So it might still lead to weight gain. But the syrup itself isn't adding calories.

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>>20412817
>>20413555
https://shop.torani.com/collections/sugarfreesyrups/products/sugar-free-peach-syrup
it's just a load of artificial flavoring, citric acid and acesulfameK

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>>20413242
Water?

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>>20412082
I've seen these videos before and I am absolutely asking myself what the fuck is this guy's problem? It's this e-whoring for tiktok fame? What good is e-fame on tiktok beyond circle jerk value?

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>>20413705
I need to rewatch those kinos.
Good shit.

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>>20413242
haha it's even funnier when they get the kids involved right?

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>>20412357
Milena Velba and Marie, that's all I can say. Hope you see this bro

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>>20412006
youre a retard. you can make anything in a restaurant yourself. what you

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>>20413784
Add Police Squad!, Top Secret! and Airplane! to the list too. Maybe the Naked Gun movies, but they're lesser versions of Police Squad! imo especially 2 and 3. Police Squad! is the goat though.

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>>20412774
>prism
What did he do piss off the town wizard?

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>>20413548
Josh Luna is just one of those completely insane American born minorities who blames every single problem in his life in whitey

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>>20412148
Massive damage

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>>20413077
me scrolling through the same ck webms every day

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>>20413138
Man, I loved this part in Billions.
Too bad the show has gotten to shit

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>>20412272
queen of /sp/

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>>20413112
>Like we don't have salted croissant recipe.
Fish sticks are a bit weird, but this guy is a fag.

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>>20411935
So many things went wrong as a direct result of corporations bending over backwards to cater to this sort of person instead of drawing a line between reasonable customer complaints and hysterical mental cases.

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>>20414188
It also helped that hysterical mental cases weren't allowed to roam the mcdonalds and city streets back in the day.

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>>20414203
Blame Reagan. He let them out.

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>>20414213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTqmwA87IG4

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Oh look, the spammer found the thread and is posting the exact same shitty webms he spams in every single webm thread.
>>20412176
Every internet personality is a pedo when the definition expands to include "talked to someone in any manner without said someone being over le magick 18"

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>>20413633
>some people say your body reacts to artificial sweeteners like you're consuming sugar anyway and releases insulin, and it causes you to crave carbs more than you normally would
Depends on the sweetener I guess. I've used Splenda a lot and I don't notice an increase in cravings vs not using any sweetener at all, it just makes it taste sweet. With real sugar I feel a big difference, real sugar definitely gives me a high and makes me crave more sweets.

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>>20414217
These days you're a pedo if you're over 30 and on the same side of the street as someone in their early 20s.

[Anonymous No.20414236]

>>20413242
the bikini implies the lady bottle is concealing bottle nips and vag

[Anonymous No.20414239]

>>20412934
>phone filename
>underage Tiktok thot image
You're one to talk, bitch nigga

[Anonymous No.20414246]

>>20413088
bond burger

[Anonymous No.20414273]

>>20412106
I thought it was going to be all the cereals mixed together, not just faggy hearts.

[Anonymous No.20414344]

>>20412106
>prolapsed froot loops

[Anonymous No.20414424]

>>20411999
what's that onion roaster thing he has? can't find that online. Also I want to vomit.

[Anonymous No.20414430]

>>20412052
NEED FULL VID

[Anonymous No.20414440]

>>20412145
Wow the capitulation towards children. Let me guess, no father in the home?

[Anonymous No.20414446]

>>20411935
women like this need to be pacified with anal sex

[Anonymous No.20414450]

>>20412280
KEK

[Anonymous No.20414459]

>>20413124
Man it must be great to be an NPC, no thoughts, worries or cares about the greater good or external threats just flying by the seat of your pants trusting everything you hear. They say ignorance is bliss and I can understand, would never want it for myself or children but I think it would be fun for a day

[Anonymous No.20414462]

>>20412130
plap plap plap, get glutten, get glutten.

[Anonymous No.20414466]

>>20412150
18 hours later she gave birth to a 6.5lb gluten turd that remodeled her colon and asshole and de-flowered the toilet.

[Anonymous No.20414472]

>>20411935
People who get mad about wrong orders in FF places should be tortured for days until they die.

>>20411938
I could see her gravitational pull bending the light before she even got on camera.

>>20412358
german show about germans

not one single funny video or picture.

[Anonymous No.20414475]

>>20412124
Would creampie after feeding her a 3 course meal/10

[Anonymous No.20414480]

>>20413481
I miss old virgin vs chad so much.

[Anonymous No.20414482]

>>20413217
I now understand greeks

[Anonymous No.20414485]

>>20411943
i like how the baby is not even sitting in a little booster chair or even the table at all. just has her food served up to her like a dog.

[Anonymous No.20414489]

>>20412238
I could really use a trashy, big-tittied retarded blonde chick in my life

[Anonymous No.20414492]

>>20412253
But what if I want some beer with my foam

[Anonymous No.20414496]

>>20413431
"pop"-sayers are subhuman

[Anonymous No.20414497]

>>20411959
Patent the recipe and sell it to NASA as space shuttle heat tiles.

[Anonymous No.20414499]

>>20413389
kek

[Anonymous No.20414549]

>>20413134
>look up this restaurant
>it has one of those convoluted dress codes that basically is a list of all the things black people wear as not allowed
like clockwork

[Anonymous No.20414552]

>>20412265
>>20412266
>>20412267
>>20412270
>>20412272
>>20412272
>>20412275
>>20412276
>>20412277
>>20412279
>>20412281
>>20412283
>>20412284
>>20412295
>>20412299
>>20412300
>>20412304
>>20412309
>>20412310
>>20412313
>>20412315
posting same shit for the 8977678800000th time isn't gonna give you (you)s nigger

[Anonymous No.20414712]

>>20412208
kino

[Anonymous No.20414733]

>>20414552
>Literally gives him a (you) on every post

[Anonymous No.20414776]

>>20413265

>Poorfags that can't roll with normal dispensers or their's broke after so many years of use
or
>Fattys that can't lift for shit

[Anonymous No.20414812]

>>20413282
What the actual fuck lmao

[Anonymous No.20414839]

>>20413598
mama knows what's best, son

[Anonymous No.20414952]

>>20412774
Makes sense, he looks like a lightweight.

[Anonymous No.20415132]

>>20414239
>phone filename
It's 4chan's UNIX timestamp. You have this filename from pics you downloads from 4chan. However, images from /v/ has a "m" sometimes

[Anonymous No.20415177]

>>20413379
jew

[Anonymous No.20415225]

>>20412013
>You think this guy's on a secret no-fly, no-stay flight and hotel list?
said in a comment on the Shimp-in-airplane-bathroom video that he got his wings clipped and is now on a no-fly list

[Anonymous No.20415233]

>>20412145
actually smart

[Anonymous No.20415239]

>>20412261
i did this with a tiny bottle and still nearly vomitted because tabasco is like 80% vinegar

[Anonymous No.20415243]

>>20412299
>now with the new and improved formula!

[Anonymous No.20415252]

>>20413217
what happened to her? i hope shes well and didnt get indoctrinated into chopping parts of her body off

[Anonymous No.20415272]

>>20412325
Anybody that's been to things like this know it's hot as fuck, and those tenders are hot as fuck. Best way to cool them down really if you don't like sauce

[Anonymous No.20415415]

>>20414549
Wow awesome!

[Anonymous No.20415459]

>>20415233
>>20412145
There is nothing "smart" about having young children addicted to goyslop. She's a bad mother.

[Anonymous No.20415599]

>>20414482
That's a lady... And Greeks were mostly straight, so yeah you do get them... If you like ladies, but if you're gay? You should stick to Turkey.

[Anonymous No.20415639]

>>20411999
Checked
Im usually the first to shut down cityslickers when they whine about "hygiene" of cooked food but this is a rare case where i wouldn't eat that.
The sink has probably seen a lot of piss from bored business guys on work trips

[Anonymous No.20415952]

>>20412244
This one makes me sad because it hits close to home, I need help.

[Anonymous No.20416197]

>>20415239
He has raped his taste buds with abuse

[Anonymous No.20416205]

>>20413265
It's probably cheaper than getting >>20414776 which is mostly meant for offices.

[Anonymous No.20416271]

>>20416205
Offices and people in Florida with their diarrhea water