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20404757 No.20404757 [Reply] [Original]

Why does mall chinese slap so fucking hard?

>> No.20404760

higher turn-around means fresher food

>> No.20404763

>>20404757
Because you're tired from walking around and it's fatty, salty, meat covered in oily, sugary sauce and a ton of carbs coated in the same for cheap.

>> No.20404770

>>20404757
It was better in the 2000s.

>> No.20404776
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>>20404763
>fatty, salty, meat covered in oily, sugary sauce and a ton of carbs coated in the same for cheap
couldn't have said it better myself. it's everything you want, and a lot of it

>> No.20404785

>>20404757
What the fuck is a mall and what is slap? You come across as a nigger, try English you slack jawed weirdo.

>> No.20404811
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>>20404757
I never get mall Chinese food. It gets mogged hard by the Japanese place (staffed by Mexicans) and the place that specializes in Bourbon chicken.

>> No.20404816

>>20404811
Are you sure that it's not flips. mixicans and flips tend to look alike.

>> No.20404821

>>20404816
nah I went to the local Chinese buffet and all the cooks were Mexican too. There was a note on the door saying they are closed for Cinco de Mayo. There were twenty 5'2 Mexican men hanging out in the parking lot when we left.

>> No.20404823

>>20404757
I think the Chinese are good at slapping, but their lack of weight means that they should only compete in Powerslap within their own weight class. I've seen them try slap down men twoxe their size. It's just physics. But you're right that they shouldn't be left out of contention. I've noticed that their high-high-low technique is really solid, so again you're right. You're so slappy that Uncle Slappy would be proud.

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20404830

>Why does mall chinese slap so fucking hard?

>> No.20404859

>>20404757
My boy Anthony Carmichael is a profiterole chef. I asked him the secret to a good profiterole. He shrugged and simply said "the key to a good profiterole is good ingredients, I suppose". Anyway, I digress, he bursts into song.
"I'm slapping all day and I'm slapping all night.
I slap to the tune and I slap it up tight. I slap til the morning and I slap til I'm done and everybody knows that I'm number one"
Absolutely crazy, slapping.

>> No.20404862
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20404862

>the off menu chicken tikka wrap at the indian joint
when you know, you know.

>> No.20405031
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>>20404757
because bourbon chicken. can't get that at panda express though.

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20405229

mall Japanese >>>>> mall Chinese

>> No.20405259 [DELETED] 

>>20404830
What is this image supposed to say?

>> No.20405277
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>>20404776
Based

>> No.20405285

>>20404830
kill yourself

>> No.20405399

Back in HS I always ate lunch off campus since I took college classes instead of HS electives during the afternoon. One of my friends also did this and we always went to our local mall's food court for lunch. He always ordered the orange chicken. I think he gained like 20 pounds over the timespan of 4 months

>> No.20405443

>>20404859
Tony Cochineal I know that dude, he makes red dye.

>> No.20405462

>>20404757
Love me some layover Panda.

>> No.20405465
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>>20404757
Mall pizza mogs mall asian slop

>> No.20405468

>>20404763
plus msg

>> No.20405471

>>20405259
soy, obvs retard

>> No.20405481

For me it's an Auntie Anne's pretzel, washed down with an Orange Julius.

>> No.20405520

>>20405465
The pizza is decent, but don't eat their pasta dishes
>t. used to work there

>> No.20405526

>>20404757
A single egg roll is $2 at Panda Express. Last time I was there they forgot it.

>>20405465
That pizza looks like its cold and been sitting for 6 hours
>slop
Ohhh.... you're foreign.

>> No.20405544

>>20404757
I get Panda when my layover is in Minneapolis and City Wok when it's in Denver.

>> No.20405545

If slaps = blows then you are correct. Also who goes to malls anymore? The food courts always sucked.

>> No.20405635

why do I want to slap OP so fucking hard?

>> No.20405636

>>20404757
this fucking board is full of manchildren. go eat real food for once in your life

>> No.20405639

>>20405636
You're not my real dad. Fuck off Dale.

>> No.20405648

>>20404785
>what the fuck is a mall
I can understand 'slaps' but how the fuck does anyone not know what a mall is?

>> No.20405651

>>20405229
I do love me some Sarku Japan. They're harder to find these days, though.

>> No.20406427

>>20405465
Do they do a sausage and mushroom one? That sounds pretty good to me

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>>20405544
I thought you were being cheeky, but it's a real place
also, checked

>> No.20407068

>>20406430
I didn't think it was a real place either. Don't get Chinese in O'Hare though it made me shart.

>> No.20407078

>>20405229
based and sarkupilled

>> No.20407298

>>20405465
>>20405462
That's horrible looking it's like airport pizza, as nasty as possible while making sales to fucking idiots that eat pizza slices that have been sitting under heat lamps for hours.

>> No.20407303

>>20405465
No wonder that shit has the name sbarro, fucking horrible nastyness.

>> No.20407444

>>20404757
pic unrelated?

>> No.20407477

>>20407444
I read somewhere that Panda Express is like the 5th most popular fast food chain, up there with McDonald’s and the like

>> No.20407562

>>20404811
Mall chinese food IS the place that specializes in bourbon chicken

>> No.20407797

>>20407562
I've only had it from 2 other places other than the "Cajun" place at the mall and neither of them came remotely close.

>> No.20407816

>>20405648
I used to work at one when I was a kid and saw stuff getting gutted left and right, I got out of that hole as soon as possible. Anyone that stayed in that place was either stupid or had vested interests or both.

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>>20405465
kino pizza