/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20402501]

>mommy says you're having Chinese tonight
what do you order

[Anonymous No.20402517]

>>20402501
Cllie prok chops and prok flied lice

[Anonymous No.20402522]

>>20402501
Sesame chicken with pork fried rice and egg roll instead of soda. Why cant i find tasty chinese food anymore? Everything tastes like microwave shit.

[Anonymous No.20402538]

>>20402501
sweet and sour rat
gutter oil rice

[Anonymous No.20402551]

>>20402538
lollllll1 goyslop1

[Anonymous No.20402576]

>>20402501
a bowl of beef noodle. just for myself.

[Anonymous No.20402580]

sushi

[Anonymous No.20402592]

>>20402501
I beg mommie for us to eat-in at a Chinese buffet instead. Then I fill up on stale cheese sticks and jello.

[Anonymous No.20402598]

>>20402538
>no spicy sucking stones or tibetian funeral bbq or even virgin boy egg
ngmi

[Anonymous No.20402599]

Gen Tso, white rice, dumplings with hoisin, spring roll with mustard, hot n sour soup. Some inexpensive white wine with an 85+ Wine Spectator score.

[Anonymous No.20402604]

gunna be funny as fuck when changs own all your asses in 8 years

[Anonymous No.20402605]

>>20402592
"We arent going to the buffet anon. Every time we do you fill up on stale cheese sticks and jello."

[Anonymous No.20402688]

>>20402501
I think that I'm gonna need extra chopsticks

[Anonymous No.20402717]

>>20402605
What about the krab legs? Those chinks seem to target those first and foremost.

[Anonymous No.20402734]

I only go to the Hong Kong refugee place and they only make dim sum and dumplings and whatnot, so I guess I'm having whatever they're making that day. I only go to the lebanese for mystery meat.

[Anonymous No.20402827]

>>20402501
beef n broccoli

[Anonymous No.20402836]

>>20402734
Ever wonder why folk never see strays, cats, dogs, pigeons around those places? That's the mystery meat.