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vegan bros... i am home

>> No.20397201

Mr. Yeast

>> No.20397205

>>20397189
I think it's "vegan sisters" on account of all the estrogens

>> No.20397208

>>20397189
Veganism is just a camouflage for women with eating disorders. In men it's usually caused by being raised without a father.

>> No.20397209

nutritional queef

>> No.20397211

>nutritional yeast infection
>vegan
Czeckz out

>> No.20397220

>>20397211
>dead yeast
>yeast infection
bro........

>> No.20397288

>>20397189
I was dating a girl who didn't wash her clunge right and she turned into a yeast flake factory during her period.

>> No.20397293

>>20397288
"cheesy" savory seasoning without the dairy

>> No.20397319

>>20397189
vegans have the worst smelling poops and farts.
probably becuase all the sulphur they get through brassicas, spinach and kale.

>> No.20397325

>>20397319
Keto farts are the worst diet based farts. Vegan farts are from the fermenting semen.

>> No.20397338

>>20397319
all meat has the same amount of sulfur as those leaves

>> No.20397484

>>20397319
as a vegan, i can confirm my farts are smelly

>> No.20397525

>>20397338
And? Meat doesn't ferment in your intestines and create stinky gas.

>> No.20397529

>>20397189
I remember when there was a shortage of flour and yeast during the coof, couldn't find any for any price in the stores around me. Asked a friend to send me some, and he sent me that shit plus some tapioca flour. Needless to say, I was not happy.

>> No.20397547

>niacin flushing

>> No.20397648

>>20397205
>vegetables have more hormones in it than literal animals
Go back

>> No.20397697

>>20397189
I fucking hate vegans. Can you just stop? God fucking damn you guys make me irrationally angry. You know what? I have a friend who was raised vegetarian, admittedly not vegan, but his parents were always vegetarians and he just ended up one too. You know, when he went to McDonald's hed just order a cheeseburger without the beef patty. Just bread lettuce pickles cheese and ketchup basically. And it was like that his whole life. One day he just broke and pulled up to mcdonalds and ate a burger. And he never turned back since.

>> No.20397701

>>20397648
Suck my healthy, full testicles, faggot mcnigger.

>> No.20397718

Fuck vegans

>> No.20397832

>>20397189
>seasoning
>good source of protein
wtf do you do with this just dump the entire container on top of something?

>> No.20397865

>>20397697
>I fucking hate vegans
ok
>Can you just stop?
stop what? if you're refering to OP's pic, it's not even something created with vegans in mind, it's consumed by anyone. I'm guessing it was the "cheesy" description that triggered you? If so would you get equally triggered by traditional indian sulfuric black salt describing itself as having an "eggy" smell, or a ground up paste of peanuts describing themeselves as "butter"?
>he went to McDonald's hed just order a cheeseburger without the beef patty
i'm sorry that your friend is retarded

>> No.20397964

>>20397701Concession accepted

>> No.20398258

>>20397648
>implying vegans eat normal vegetables
I have yet to see a vegan not stuffing herself with ultra processed slop

>> No.20398270

>>20397865
STFU vegan scum

>> No.20398309

>>20398258
That says a lot about who you are hanging out with

>> No.20398322

>>20397288
>her clunge
idk but this made me lol

>> No.20398493

>>20398258
I've only met one vegan who actually stuck to it, and he was the gayest dude I've ever met as well.

>> No.20398551

>>20397525
but it still brings as much sulfur to your intestines as those fibrous leaves do, so you have no advantage to eating one over the other if you want to avoid stinky braps

>> No.20398565

>>20397189
I put this stuff on my popcorn it's pretty tasty.

>> No.20398638

>>20397189
Honestly nutritional yeast is a life saver during lent, makes tofu taste sort of meaty

and yes eating vegan gives perma farting and I spend my days shitting fibers

>> No.20398665

>>20397865
I was referring to vegans in general ceasing all vegan activities when I said stop. And I still feel that way after sleeping off this post. Fuck vegans dude just eat meat. I'm sure his $2-3 burger was better than anything you've eaten in the past decade. And I mean that entirely genuinely with zero hyperbole.

>> No.20399039

>>20398665
>I'm sure his $2-3 burger was better than anything you've eaten in the past decade
no mcslop will ever be better than my sourdough pasta

>> No.20399286

>>20399039
It's about more than just the burger vs the pasta. it's about the psychological experience of breaking free

>> No.20399472

>>20399286
the story is kind of goofy because it's not about a vegetarian breaking free, it's about someone becoming instantly hooked to fast food (hyperpalatable). he didn't break free, he got locked in

>> No.20399494

I wanted to hear about cheese not how much you nerds care and love other herbinerds that you get so worked up and emotional about it on an inage board. Post a cookallong

>> No.20399759

>>20397189
I buy that in bags from the pet store for like $5 to sprinkle on my cat food when it gets stale
Do it vegan
Buy your nutritional yeast from a pet store you unaware animal

>> No.20399795

>>20397189
love nootch. put it on everything even though i'm not vegan
>great thickener for stews
>popcorn topping of the gods
>parmesan replacement for spaghetti
>throw some on the eggs
love nootch. i don't trust braggs further than i can throw them but i always have their ACV, aminos soy sauce thing, and nootch on hand

>> No.20399797

>>20397319
my vegan ex had farts so bad they'd clear the room and could be heard from several rooms away. she made good food though!

>>20397288
clunge is the best vagina word

>> No.20399803

>>20397547
a niacin flush every other week or so is good for the body
https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/niacin-benefits
https://www.quora.com/What-are-the-benefits-of-a-niacin-flush

>> No.20399805

>>20399803
>nicotinic acid
Flavor country.

>> No.20399826

>>20397293
>"cheesy"
fucking grim mate, fucking grim... I'm actually scared shitless of vegans, they're psychos.

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>>20397189
Ifk ehat this is but when my Mom tries vegan every 3rd year she raves about this and calls it nooch. It just makes me look at her like she's a stinky fun stoner. Sounds like Jay n Bob shit.

>> No.20400390

>>20397319
dairy is the only thing that has ever made me fart

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>>20397189
>I don't mean to Bragg, however...