/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20395388]

When are we going to finally admit that Italian pizza is fucking shit, and I'd take dominoes/pizza hut every single time?

[Anonymous No.20395390]

>>20395388

[Anonymous No.20395404]

>>20395390
The lines connecting the words to the pizza were annoying at first but then funny.

[Anonymous No.20395421]

>>20395388

[Anonymous No.20395425]

>>20395388
truly the apex of pizza evolution

[Anonymous No.20395431]

>>20395390
>Probably taken from a bush outside or something

Made me laugh

[Anonymous No.20395440]

>>20395388
>amateur is the only decent looking one
Did they fuck up the thumbnail?

[Anonymous No.20395499]

>>20395388
Traditional italian pizza was literally just old dough bakers threw into an oven to test if it was hot enough. Toppings were to just hold it down and keep it from turning into pita bread, while also making their snack more tasty. Acting like it's some sort sacred national dish is just italians being overly fucking dramatic again. Remember, they invented opera too.

[Anonymous No.20395519]

>When are we going to finally admit that I'd take dominoes/pizza hut every single time?
Absolutely BASED retard.

[Anonymous No.20395528]

>>20395519
dangerously based even
a true conosewer

[Anonymous No.20395529]

>>20395440
Of course not. The depicted four levels are all accurate.

[Anonymous No.20395570]

>>20395388

[Anonymous No.20395577]

>>20395570
Cringe and gay. Stop reposting this.

[Anonymous No.20395581]

>>20395577
I don't feel like eatin' yours as well.

[Anonymous No.20395585]

I get the idea of showing multiple variations of a recipe ranging from traditional to quick-and-dirty hacks to something that plays with the concept more. I just don't see what the point of a cooking video that you can't follow is. Jumping back and forth between four different recipes, how the hell am I supposed to figure out if any of them are worth cooking? It's like click-bait that's secretly hiding recipe ideas that oh wait no, it's actually just clickbait.

[Anonymous No.20395790]

>>20395570
>american pizzas are supposed to be shared between more than 1 person
haha, of course guys. American pizzas aren't meant for just a single person...haha...

[Anonymous No.20395839]

>>20395440
No, everything is just bait now. The whole world am become bait.

[Anonymous No.20395873]

>>20395390
Why does american pizza looks so soulless?

[Anonymous No.20395875]

>>20395388
I hate these videos. The Amateur one is always slop, the Expert one always looks super fucking contrived and the home cook one actually looks like food.

[Anonymous No.20395892]

>>20395570
I have never heard an american call a pizza a "PEEZA" It's more like Peet-sah. Whoever made this uhhh isn't American.

[Anonymous No.20395931]

>>20395388
True.

Italian pizza was a poor man homeless food in its origination

[Anonymous No.20395940]

>>20395388
Any pizza is fine, except dessert pizza. Fuck dessert pizza.

[Anonymous No.20395983]

>>20395388
>Epicurious
You really getting your opinions from these retards?
okay . . . .chef.

[Anonymous No.20396005]

>>20395388
your pizza is the equivalent of frozen pizza

[Anonymous No.20396182]

>>20395875
The home cook's was the worst one because she was Italian and her husband hates toppings

[Anonymous No.20396275]

>>20395940
>Any pizza is fine, except dessert pizza
Pizza on a wholewheat base isn't fine. Fuck you, Houston.

[Anonymous No.20396834]

>>20395421
Za.

[Anonymous No.20396838]

>>20396834
WARUDO

[Anonymous No.20396841]

>>20395570
>Tabasco and Pepsi
Winning combination

[Anonymous No.20396843]

>>20396838
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Anonymous No.20396858]

>>20395388
>>20396834

[Anonymous No.20397056]

>>20395421
He cute

[Anonymous No.20397060]

>>20396834
Z. You're Z now.

[Anonymous No.20397072]

>>20395388
It's not shit, it's just not amazing like pretentious wiggers like to tell themselves.

[Anonymous No.20397108]

how is imaginary damage even real like nigga close your ears haha just ignore the narration lmfao

[Anonymous No.20397241]

>>20396834
Anasia

[Anonymous No.20397257]

>>20395388
Lol pretentious middle class normies trying to be cosmopolitan and sophisticated with an authentic burnt piece of shit dry cheeseless pizza.

RETARDS.

[Anonymous No.20397348]

I always found it ass backwards retarded that there's a distinction between home cook and expert
these are not contradictory categories, the venue in which you cook has no bearing over your ability

IN FACT if you are a dedicating cooking hobbyist you very likely have a much larger repertoire than someone who is an "expert" working in a restaurant making the same 12 dishes with a team of people every night

[Anonymous No.20397363]

>>20395388
What’s the difference between an amateur and a home cook?

[Anonymous No.20398337]

>>20397363
your mom is a home cook. You are probably barely an amateur.

[Anonymous No.20398357]

>>20395388
>dominoes
Fucking ESL retard.

[Anonymous No.20398410]

>>20395388
The Home Cook pizza looks better than the Expert

[Anonymous No.20398412]

>>20395388
Amateur looks the best

Home cook cant even fucking make it round

and expert fucking burned it, great job expert!

[Anonymous No.20398865]

>>20395931
so was lobster at one point

[Anonymous No.20398868]

>>20398865
Lobster has always been a delicacy
The myth that it was used to feed homeless people is because they used the shells to feed homeless people and people in sanitariums
They ground up the shells and the gills and trash parts of the lobster to make a paste that you could flavor a bisque with
And bisques weren't fancy food the way we think of them today, they were simple bisques with rice and water and ground up lobster paste cooked into a gruel

[Anonymous No.20398893]

Dominoes is dogshit for obese "people"
I remember pizza hut being slightly better but I haven't had it in decades