I'm making danishes

[Anonymous No.20393167]

Most with cheese
Some have jam
A few with nutella

[Anonymous No.20393170]

Are you Danish?

[Anonymous No.20393189]

appropriation

[Anonymous No.20393194]

those look fucking raw

[Anonymous No.20393201]

>>20393194
They're clearly not baked yet, you based retard

[Anonymous No.20393204]

>>20393194
Naw theyre done

[Anonymous No.20393206]

>>20393204
You forgot the everything.

[Anonymous No.20393211]

>mom dropped one
It's fucking over bros

[Anonymous No.20393212]

>>20393211
cute

[Anonymous No.20393227]

Second tray
Some cherry cause i ran out of cheese

[Anonymous No.20393237]

>>20393227
those look raw too...

[Anonymous No.20393240]

She still ate it btw

[Anonymous No.20393244]

>>20393237
he baked them before adding the filling for some reason

[Anonymous No.20393251]

>>20393244
>he doesnt reverse engineer his pastries
Ngmi
First tray btw

[Anonymous No.20393258]

Theyre delicious btw

[Anonymous No.20393271]

>>20393258
Lets see one cut open. They look kind of shitty but Im sure they taste good if you didnt fuck up the bake

[Anonymous No.20393276]

>>20393271
>they look kinda shitty
It's okay to be jealous anon

[Anonymous No.20393281]

>>20393251
They looked pretty nasty on the tray but they baked out really nice.

[Anonymous No.20393282]

>>20393276
that looks like the opposite of shitty

[Anonymous No.20393285]

>>20393276

Jealous of what, your underbaked pastry? Go 10 mins longer next time

I mill my own flour faggot. You can't come for me.

[Anonymous No.20393290]

>>20393285
>just burn your pastries bro trust me
Lmao i love /ck/

[Anonymous No.20393296]

Choco ones taste superb, too

[Anonymous No.20393303]

They look good OP. Give your mom a big kiss on the lips for me

[Anonymous No.20393316]

Cherry and MEGAfilled cheese on the second tray

[Anonymous No.20393352]

>>20393170
No
>>20393189
Yes

I could make some lemon drizzle thingy but I don't feel like it
They taste good enough without it

[Anonymous No.20393359]

The cherry ones look amazing
It's cherry pie filling from a can btw (im gonna have to make cherry pie this weekend now)

[Anonymous No.20393368]

I just ate four of them
>two with tripple berry jam and cheese
>one plain cheese
>one nutella
I'm stuffed bros
My mom and I just spend the last hour gauffawing over how good they look and taste and congratulating ourselves for knowing how to make such wonderful pastries
I did the majority of the work on the dough, but when she got home she helped at the end with the filling and stuff. She taught me everything I know in the kitchen

[Anonymous No.20393374]

>>20393368
Look at this bitch
Holy shit this tastes so good
I think I'm gonna go eat another one

[Anonymous No.20393411]

>>20393352
Ended up making it
Only take a couple minutes anyways

[Anonymous No.20393418]

>>20393290
Enjoy your ugly raw pastries ig

[Anonymous No.20393434]

>>20393418
I will
Thank you anon
also I'm done with my pics, so feel free to takeover the thread and show me how to bake danishes

[Anonymous No.20393438]

>>20393167
Based!
Those look great.

[Anonymous No.20393449]

>>20393359
goatse pastry

[Anonymous No.20393452]

>>20393438
Thanks
>>20393449
Lmao

[Anonymous No.20393509]

>>20393452
Good enough to RAPE!!

[Anonymous No.20393557]

>>20393509
Based
Glad to see you again food rapist
It's been a while

[Anonymous No.20393605]

>>20393557
Got locked up by the seasoning poo-leese
Did some time...
Danishes look top-notch.
i tried to explain to them...
i ONLY rape good food.

[Anonymous No.20393621]

>>20393434
Maybe if I had nothing better to do I would but I'm making other things rn retard

[Anonymous No.20393785]

>>20393211
wtf is that on your big toe
btw 5 second rule

[Anonymous No.20393801]

>>20393227
>>20393251
>>20393276
God damn those look amazing. Well done lad

[Anonymous No.20393854]

>>20393785
That hair, anon
It's completely normal

[Anonymous No.20393855]

>>20393605
Glad you're back
Dont let those prudes keep you down
This board needs heros like you
>>20393801
Thanks bro
Want one?

[Anonymous No.20393863]

>>20393258
looks delicious, were they easy to make?

[Anonymous No.20393877]

>>20393411
Must smell amazing in your kitchen when they're baking.

[Anonymous No.20393901]

>>20393211
shave your toe

[Anonymous No.20393977]

>>20393863
They were a bit more work than I was anticipating, but not that much. The only real time consuming part is that you have to fold in the butter to get the layers and flakeyness right. I've done thing in the kitchen that are harder and easier. This is about the middle of the road in terms of time and effort when it comes to baking pastries
>>20393877
Absolutely
>>20393901
No
I'm hobbitmaxxing

[Anonymous No.20393979]

>>20393411
Looks like shit. Try to make them look better next time retard. Sage.

[Anonymous No.20393994]

>>20393979
Sovlless

[Anonymous No.20394007]

>>20393994
Canned fruit using retards need not pipe up

[Anonymous No.20394012]

>>20394007
>posts a stock image of fake danishes
>accuses other of being retarded
Who shit in your bed this morning anon?
Was it you? This is a safe place, you can say

[Anonymous No.20394020]

>>20394012
Listen retard I just wanted to show you what danishes are supposed to look like, not sure why youre getting so pissy

[Anonymous No.20394022]

>>20394007
Neither should Faggot trolls who use slick photos from magazines as if they were their own.
Timestamp of fuck OFF poseur.
Any retard can pull a photo offline.

[Anonymous No.20394023]

*OR fuck off

[Anonymous No.20394032]

>>20393276
a little dense for a danish but still looks delicious. How long did it take to make the pastry?

[Anonymous No.20394048]

>>20394022
No one cares it's a stock image retard. No one was pretending it wasn't. Are you seriously this mad that someone pointed out your shitty first time danishes look like SHIT? Because they do. You're too smug for how awful your pastries look sweetheart

[Anonymous No.20394066]

>>20394048
Any other "Cute" remarks, "Jenna"?
https://butternutbakeryblog.com/fruity-cream-cheese-danish/
Not only are you a Massive puling FAGGOT, but you're such a newfag here you can't even into Who the OP is..
It's not me, turbofaggot.
It's not even a stock photo--you STOLE it from a legitimate site.
No one takes anyone seriously who doesn't post their own shit in a baking thread where everyone else is anyway--You need to go back little grrrl.

[Anonymous No.20394078]

>>20393977
you aren't hobbitmaxxed unless every flat surface in your kitchen is covered in food grime

[Anonymous No.20394089]

I also forgot to point out, FAGGOT, That pic of "Danishes" you posted?
>boxed puff pastry
>Jarred fruit filling
Never post here again, you fucking Plebbitard

[Anonymous No.20394097]

>>20394066
>>20394089
Unhinged, fat, ugly AND smug? The ladies must be lining up.

In all seriousness- you're retarded if you think that your shitty first time danishes are a) anything to brag about and b) beyond critique

Kindly kill yourself

The image was used simply to illustrate what a GOOD danish is supposed to look like. Not sure why it's so upsetting to your feelies bro chill out

[Anonymous No.20394102]

>>20394089
>>20394066
Not the anon youre fighting with but you must be some kind of moron if you're acting this stupid. Very obvious goal post moving

[Anonymous No.20394104]

>>20394097
SEE YA, FAGGOT!!

[Anonymous No.20394112]

>>20394104
>you know im right
Hope you die from all that sugar. Or at least lose one of your ugly little feet

[Anonymous No.20394116]

>>20394112
>Over 9000
See:
>20394089
not long now...

[Anonymous No.20394123]

>>20394116
>living at home with mommy

What a loser you must be.

[Anonymous No.20394143]

>>20393368
>I just ate four of them
No one is surprised that your gluttony isn't restricted by an ugly pastry

You should finish off the entire batch. Maybe you'll do your mom a favour and find yourself to an early grave

[Anonymous No.20394155]

>>20394020
Lmao
Youre the one upset here anon

[Anonymous No.20394163]

>>20394097
>unhinged retard yells at his computer screen
>dies alone and unloved
Lmao

[Anonymous No.20394164]

>>20394155
Youre the one trying to say im some food blogger because I posted a picture she took, you obese ugly retard that cant even make good pastries

I hope you're emotionally eating those disgusting danishes rn

After you and your mom guffawed for an hour did you fuck her pussy? Are you inbred? Is that why you act this way?

[Anonymous No.20394167]

>>20394164
That literally wasnt me btw
I went off to do something else
I do agree with him, though
Youre gay and dumb lol

[Anonymous No.20394170]

>>20394155
>>20394163
Thats right bitch. Lmao is the best your dumb ass can come up with.

Lmao.

[Anonymous No.20394173]

>>20394167
Sure thing retard. Someone ELSE got that mad over YOUR danishes being put in their place. Lmao.

Youre so fucking stupid

[Anonymous No.20394174]

Being THIS upset in /ck/ of all boards is very unhealty anon
I dread to imagine what you're like in /v/ or /pol/

[Anonymous No.20394178]

>>20394174
I just think that a smug pissant should be reminded of his place. You suck, your danishes suck, you live at home like a fat unaccomplished retard, and your mom's pussy stinks

[Anonymous No.20394186]

>>20394173
Not me btw
>>20394178
You live a very sad life anon
Not too late to change tho

[Anonymous No.20394189]

>>20394032
I started working on them at around 1:30 and they were done at around 5, but about half that time was letting the dough rise at various points

[Anonymous No.20394191]

>>20394186
How about you worry about those ugly danishes of yours instead of attempting to make vague, flaccid insults

Screenshots are easy to doctor

[Anonymous No.20394204]

>acting this smug over garbage pastries
>shocked at the reception

[Anonymous No.20394215]

>>20393374
So minimum you've eaten 5 danishes in one day.

That mom of yours youre laughing it up with is either a whale like you or a horrible mother.

Have some self control. They don't even look that good. Youre addicted to sugar.

[Anonymous No.20394225]

>>20394191
>Gets called out over being a redditard shitheel poseur
>Lashes out at EVERYBODY, no sense of intelligence, just raw, childish anger
>Has NOTHING of his own to post because loser troon or kid up past his bedtime
Damn kid...You been lashing out at everybody BUT me for the last 45 minutes.
I'm not even OP who did a fine job on his pastries.
It must be sad to not even be good at being a sociopath wannabe
So sad.
You are ᶳᵃᵈ.

[Anonymous No.20394244]

>>20394225
Again, vague and flaccid. You should stick to using words that you have a comprehensive understanding of. Like boat, blue, and car. Because you sound like the retard that you are.

Go eat more sugar fat boy

[Anonymous No.20394250]

>>20394244

So ᶳᵃᵈ.

[Anonymous No.20394256]

>>20394250
Ooh, really got me there with the font size change and a gif of yourself. Burn.

Whats sad is these insults. Youre bad at many things it seems. Personal grooming amongst them

[Anonymous No.20394262]

ᶳᵃᵈ

[Anonymous No.20394267]

>>20394262
Alright man. I had enough fun dunking on you. You seem to be out of braincells, or maybe you're just too sad now to try and fight back. I'm gonna let you get back to being smug about your shitty pastries.

[Anonymous No.20394273]

ᶳᵒ ᶳᵃᵈ...

ᶳᵃᵈ.

[Anonymous No.20394276]

>20394191
>T-THAT'S FAKE! WHY? B-BECAUSE I SAID SOO RRREEEE
>20394204
Also youre the only one who said they looked bad, everyone else said they looked good, so I'm gonna assume you're the idiot and not everyone else, who is nice and friendly
Everyone else would get daily pastries from me if they were my neighbors
If you were my neighbor, I would shit on your lawn and show the finger to your dog

Also actually go fuck yourself you stupid fucking cunt NIGGER
you can insult me all you want, i dont give a shit, but I hope you get literally ACTUALLY raped and murdered by niggers for insulting my mother
Fuck you
Kill youself you fucking talking trashcan
I hope you have children and they grow up to be jannies
Die of cancer, pigfucker

[Anonymous No.20394286]

>>20394276
I hope your mom gets raped by a wild pack of gorilla niggers that rape you too and then force you to rape your own mother

[Anonymous No.20394314]

>>20394276
Dont worry anon. Your mother is an ugly whore, her pussy is just for you

[Anonymous No.20394325]

ᵞᵒᵘ ₐᵣₑ ᶳᵒ ᵥₑᵣᵞ ᶳᵃᵈᵎ
ᵚhᵞ ₐᵣₑ ᵞᵒᵘ ᶳᵒ ᵥₑᵣᵞ ᶳᵃᵈ ?

[Anonymous No.20394330]

>>20394325
Idk but this is font fun

[Anonymous No.20394338]

Skitzo hours

[Anonymous No.20394341]

>>20394338
You think danish guy is busy fucking his mom rn?

[Anonymous No.20394358]

>20394341
You're a clown

[Anonymous No.20394381]

>make a post implying he offended me by insulting my mother (as if a literal who's words carry any weight lmao)
>immediately starts insulting my mom more, as expected
Predicable silly retard lmao
Kids are so easy to manipulate

[Anonymous No.20394387]

>>20394381
Idk man you seemed pretty upset earlier

[Anonymous No.20394390]

>>20394276
i-is that you, CostaRicanbro?

[Anonymous No.20394396]

>>20393211
>oh n…
~Mom, April 2024

>>20393276
Nice, I like the pastry a little on the dense side. Did you use any almond extract?

Also pic is me rn snuggly in bed (zzzz)

[Anonymous No.20394400]

>>20394396
No actually I used my mom's pussy juice. Jealous? I extracted it from her right before we laugh laugh laughed about what amazing chefs we are in the kitchen

[Anonymous No.20394404]

ᵚhᵞ ₐᵣₑ ᵞᵒᵘ ᶳᵒ ᵥₑᵣᵞ ᶳᵃᵈ ?

[Anonymous No.20394405]

>>20394381
Is that the best you can do? Dudes telling you youre pre-diabetic and that you rape your own mother and thats the best you come up with? Sad!

[Anonymous No.20394417]

ᵞᵒᵘ ₐᵣₑ ᶳᵃᵈ...

[Anonymous No.20394421]

>>20393167
Help me not fuck up my puff pastry op
Please
So many disappointments

[Anonymous No.20394423]

>>20394421
First you gotta rape your mother, like I do.

Then you simply roll the dough and fold it several times

[Anonymous No.20394451]

>>20394325
>ᵞᵒᵘ ₐᵣₑ ᶳᵒ ᵥₑᵣᵞ ᶳᵃᵈᵎ
>ᵚhᵞ ₐᵣₑ ᵞᵒᵘ ᶳᵒ ᵥₑᵣᵞ ᶳᵃᵈ ?
Toby, please release Deltarune Chapter 3 Already.

[Anonymous No.20394452]

>>20394396
No just some sliced almonds

[Anonymous No.20394459]

First week on the chans, huh, kid?
Lmao
You'll get over it in time

[Anonymous No.20394467]

>>20394421
How are you messing them up?

[Anonymous No.20394470]

>>20394467
At first I couldn't fold right
Now I fold right but it doesn't rise properly

[Anonymous No.20394477]

>>20394470
>>20394467
Talking to yourself? What, is your mother bored of your diabetic dick?

[Anonymous No.20394485]

>>20394470
How much yeast are you using? Did you activate it separate for a couple min before you put it in the flour?
Are you covering it lightly with a plastic wrap peice and a kitchen towel? Is there any kind of air current in your kitchen like from an open window or a ceiling fan? And lastly, are you letting it sit to rise after you mess with it each time? You should be letting it alone for about 20 after each step, meaning after each fold, after cutting it into the shape, etc. Finally, I guess, set your oven temp higher than normal for the first ten minutes or so, then lower it to what you would normally bake it
This is basically what I do and I've pretty much never had a problem with rising either during the dough phase or when it was baking in the oven

[Anonymous No.20394487]

>>20394485
At which part do you rape your mom exactly? Do you lick her taint too?

[Anonymous No.20394516]

>>20394485
7 grams
Did not activate but it did rise just nit nearly enough, I let it puff in the over and it rise a bit but it stayed that size during baking when it should have doubled in size
I did three quick folds, I used 240 grams of butter, it didn't tear or anything, I mean even if it didn't rise properly the layers were there

[Anonymous No.20394563]

>>20394516
Im not too familiar with using grams, I usually measure by spoons or whatever, i kinda eyeball things, so I can't tell if that's not enough
Try doubling the amount of yeast you use as a test and let it set for much longer than you normally would
>make dough
>rest for half an hour
>kneed it a little more
>rest for half an hour
>roll out, apply budder, fold
>rest for 20m
>repeat as many times as you want for the folds (I've found that 2 is enough, 3 is not very necessary)
>letting it rest between folds, of course
>cut them to shape
>let them rest in the tray for 20m
If you still have no luck, it might be your dough itself that is the problem. It may be too "full" of other stuff, but that shouldn't be the case unless youre making specifical savory pastries that have cheese in them or something like that
Just keep trying and changing things up to figure out where the problem is anon
Just like how you couldn't fold, but now you can, your pastries will rise given practice! I believe in (You) !