I HATE KETCHUPFAGS

[Anonymous No.20387878]

I HATE these fuckers so much it's unreal.
> uhhhh let me take this delicious meal and drench it in sugar-vinegar water that doesn't even taste like tomatoes
> noooo anon don't be mean its just how he likes his steaks
SHUT UP, KETCHUP IS THE WORST FUCKING CONDIMENT

[Anonymous No.20387884]

>>20387878
I’m sorry you only know about heinz

[Anonymous No.20387888]

Lmao you haven't seen shit. Go to a Dennys or ihop and watch these "people" drench their sausages, eggs and bacon in strawberry syrup.

[Anonymous No.20388322]

I don't care about your mental health problems. They don't factor in to my day and frankly I'm smiling a little that you're having such a bad time of it. But now I'm closing the tab and that's the last your problem will exist in my mind.

[Anonymous No.20388408]

>>20387878
Literal child condiment
Anyone who enjoys that slop I immediately judge as a low IQ retard

[Anonymous No.20388410]

>He hasn't taken the 'Chup pill

[Anonymous No.20389101]

And what do you use instead? Most people I know that bitch about ketchup use BBQ sauces which are essentially ketchup and mustard

[Anonymous No.20389106]

The ketchup jellybean was the “hole” in A Boy and His Blob. It was essential to beating the game.

[Anonymous No.20389130]

>>20387878
Did anyone try the spicy whataburger ketchup? Huge improvement because it doesn't contain high fructose syrup.

[Anonymous No.20389317]

>>20387878
>I only know one type of kecap and that makes me so angery
It is ok, mat saleh. Peace be upon you.
There are many types of kecap. You are only familiar with the simple kecap tomat..
Kecap tomat - tomato sauce
But there is also:
Kecap asin - soy sauce
Kecap manis - sweet soy sauce
Kecap pedas - spicy soy sauce
Kecap lada hitam - black pepper sauce (the BEST)
Kecap jamur - mushroom sauce
Kecap bawang - onion sauce
Kecap bawang putih - garlic sauce
So you see, kecap is a whole category of food, not just tomato.
Ketchup means sauce. Or condiment.
"Condiments are the worst condiments"
Now that's just being silly.

[Anonymous No.20389332]

imagine not liking ketchup, or like that other anon in the other thread seething about mustard, imagine not liking mustard lmao.

[Anonymous No.20389344]

>>20389317
>Kecap manis
So fucking good, but I can never find a bottle in stores when I want some

[Anonymous No.20389350]

>>20389106
That summoned the blob to your side when you were separated. You can remember because "catch up." The punch jelly bean made a hole, because it punched a hole in the ground.

[Anonymous No.20389356]

reminder aldis ketchup is Heinz

[Anonymous No.20389362]

I like me so eggs n ketchup every once in a while

[Anonymous No.20389363]

>>20389332
Mustard IS gross. it's for ppl who like sauerkraut and vinegar and gross boomer shit like that. it's for Germans, basically.

[Anonymous No.20389370]

>>20389356
>Heinz
>On March 25, 2015, Kraft Foods Group Inc. announced that it would merge with the H. J. Heinz Company, owned by 3G Capital and Berkshire Hathaway Inc., to form the world's fifth-largest food and beverage company. The companies completed the merger on July 2, 2015
...And then there were FIVE...

[Anonymous No.20389508]

>>20389363
>vinegar
You don't know how to cook huh

[Anonymous No.20389999]

>>20387878
>KETCHUP IS THE WORST FUCKING CONDIMENT
completely agreed, i have no clue why an adult would choose ketchup over any other condiment

[Anonymous No.20390014]

>>20389370
how much do you think there is left in 2050?

[Anonymous No.20390035]

>>20387884
I love ketchup and I wanna know what the fuck you mean by that

[Anonymous No.20390425]

anybody over the age of nine eating ketchup should have their tongue ripped out and their hands cut off

[Anonymous No.20390472]

>>20390035
He means there's different brands that make ketchup without any sugar or sweeteners.

[Anonymous No.20392140]

Ketchup haters are ironically the ones with the palette of a child. If you can't figure out how to benefit from an extremely high umami, sweet, slightly sour and tangy sauce you probably have a room temperature IQ. There's a reason it's the most popular condiment on Earth. Ketchup hate is for retarded Dunning-Kruger tastelets who think they are much smarter than they actually are.

[Anonymous No.20392149]

You just need to try some Polish ketchup. That will change your mind.

[Anonymous No.20392181]

>>20388322
I can smell the menstruation from here, Karen.

[Anonymous No.20392189]

The first couple of french fry dips in ketchup are like God caressing your cheek with his divine hand, then it falls off a cliff pretty quickly and I get tired of how rich it is.
Ranch or mayo tho I will eat until its pulled away from me.

[Anonymous No.20392392]

>>20389363
Reading this post made me laugh at your gayness.

[Anonymous No.20392400]

>>20392140
>the most popular condiment on Earth.
It isn't even the most popular condiment in the US

[Anonymous No.20392410]

>>20392400
Not saying if he was wrong or right but he didn't say US, you knee-taking bender.

[Anonymous No.20392413]

>>20387878
No one is forcing you to eat it so why screech like the annoying control freak you are

[Anonymous No.20392423]

>>20392413
>what is autism?

[Anonymous No.20392511]

>>20392410
That's why I said "isn't even", to express that I was refuting a more rigorous claim. I guess it might have been hard for ESLs to catch that.

[Anonymous No.20392683]

>>20392400
USA is an outlier considering half of you eat mayo directly out of the jar

[Anonymous No.20392720]

>>20387878

[Anonymous No.20393594]

>>20388322
Bears can sense this too… if I was her, I wold be careful around bears.

[Anonymous No.20393608]

>>20387878

[Anonymous No.20393682]

>>20387878
Have you tried a brand other than Heinz? Heinz is too sweet. There are other ketchups that are pretty good. I like G. Hughes.

[Anonymous No.20393692]

>>20387878
I think ketchup tastes good on breakfast sandwiches and to dip fries into.
Stay mad.

[Anonymous No.20393705]

>>20392140
based
ketchup haters are autistic picky eaters

[Anonymous No.20393873]

>>20393705
They're not even consistent. Some spic working as a waitress i know just thought ketchup was the devil for no reason but she drenched all her food in salsa without even tasting it first. The ketchup meme is stupid.

[Anonymous No.20393883]

>>20387878
classic internet behavior

[Anonymous No.20394067]

>>20389106
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!

[Anonymous No.20394072]

Based. Ketchup is in my opinion the most disgusting shit in existence. In fact, I would rather eat actual shit than ketchup, no larp

[Anonymous No.20394566]

>>20392511
>distilled projection

[Anonymous No.20394579]

>>20387878
what pisses me off most is that both Heinz and French's stopped making their garlic ketchup variants right before I got the idea to look for something like that to keep at home, I keep getting cucked by store pages that still have it listed but you can't buy it anywhere.

[Anonymous No.20394601]

>>20387878
ok yeah i liked ketchup a lot more as a kid but if i really fuck something up its a meal-saver

[Anonymous No.20394657]

>>20387878
But myself, I only use Catsup.

[Anonymous No.20394849]

>>20387878
Man, Obama really did a number on you, huh?

[Anonymous No.20394852]

>>20389106
I used to play the original NES version a lot as a kid.