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20386216 No.20386216 [Reply] [Original]

Name a better breakfast. I'll wait.

>> No.20386217

>>20386216
>I'm an addict
Literally anything else.

>> No.20386222

>>20386216
>Name a better breakfast.
impossible

>> No.20386225

>>20386216
>nothing pickled
fake yuro

>> No.20386233

>>20386216
not sure if you can beat a cup of coffee and a cigarette, with a nice shit afterwards.

>> No.20386238

Ahh, smells like a bingo hall.

>> No.20386246

>>20386216
make the coffee irish and Im in

>> No.20386249

I want a glass of water after my coffee.

>> No.20386250

>>20386216
Add a burnt piece of toast and it's kino

>> No.20386576

>>20386216
I'm 2 years smoke free, but damn, that is THE best breakfast! quit smoking though guys, dying from lung cancer is not funny.

>> No.20386586

>>20386216
A fried egg sandwich

>> No.20386590

>not a single newspaper in sight

>> No.20386636
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20386636

>>20386216
plus the coffee.

>> No.20386645

>>20386216
Steakened eggs

>> No.20386709

>>20386216
The cigarette tastes and smells like... a cigarette and the coffee is kind of lame and not worth drinking. 0/10

>> No.20388152

>>20386576
>lung cancer
Sorry you fell for the heavily funded ruse.

>> No.20388172

>>20388152
lol

>> No.20388279

>>20386576
>Tobacco is the ultra poison death leaf
>Noooooo, we're not lying to add 'oomph' to our heavily taxed product
>Yeeeeees you WILL get cancer just spend another $10,000 and dont think about the fact you are buying spinach

>> No.20388806

>>20386576
How many cigarettes until I get lung cancer? Been smoking for 10+ years and I don't have lung cancer

>> No.20388809
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20388809

Well, you asked.

>> No.20388825

>>20386216
>no whisky
>no cocaine
Yeah, nah, I'll pass.

>> No.20389440

>>20386216
where is the alcohol?

>> No.20389445

I hate women

>> No.20389450

>>20386250
ahhh I'm not the only one

>> No.20389453

>>20386216
add a doughnut, consumed standing outside waiting for heavy equipment to heat up.

>> No.20390496

>>20386216
Lose the cream.

>> No.20390541

>>20386576
You can die in a car accident.

>> No.20390577

I am not a big smoker, only smoke one cigarette per week or so, and that's after a lot of psychological preparation. No idea how people can smoke that shit first thing when they wake up.

Sometimes I wonder if I should stop before I actually start enjoying it and get addicted for real. Or maybe I'm already addicted since it's pretty hard to stop that one cigarette per week habit.

>> No.20391328

>>20390541
also not funny

>> No.20391331

>>20390577
>only smoke one cigarette per week
>maybe I'm already addicted
lol dumbest thing i've read this week

>> No.20391472

>>20386216
Do they really make those smol milk jugs or is this ai?

>> No.20391478

>>20386216
Replace the cig with a bong and put a shot or two of rum in the coffee as well.

>> No.20391615

>>20386216
Add a sol y sombra and you're literally in Spain. I don't even know how those fuckers live past 45.

>> No.20391683
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20391683

the wait is over

>> No.20391729

>>20386216
cigarettes are fucking disgusting and so is coffee

>> No.20391736

Just woke up, wanted to try the coffee+cigarette thing but I can't. I'm groggy and can't imagine smoking a fucking cigarette this early. You must be super addicted if you can do that.

>> No.20391838

>>20391736
coffee and a fag is a pleasure, nothing to do with addiction.

>> No.20392001
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20392001

>>20386216
Here ya go buddy

>> No.20392032

>>20386636
Doing coke before lunch is too wealthy 4 me

>> No.20392043

>>20386216
what is that? cream, what kind of pussy are you?

>> No.20392113

>>20386216
This is the breakfast that tells me that I must avoid any interaction with the person consuming it. The smell and the taste of arabic coffee is disgusting. The smell and taste of cigarettes is disgusting and gives you cancer. Everything in this image except the milk is disgusting. I can't understand how "people" get into this "breakfast". You must have a disgusting soul to like something like this.

>> No.20392148

>>20386216
wathever is on my fridge
oday was letfover frozen italian meringue, its surprisingly similar o soft serve

>> No.20392153
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20392153

I mean, if you insist...

>> No.20392158

>>20392153
no wonder yous are hamplanets if you eat this for breakfast

>> No.20392185

>>20386216
This is a "breakfast" for gay artists that don't have to do anything physically strenuous during the day so they skip meals for their addictions

>> No.20392451

>>20386216
i call this a french breakfast nothing beats it

>> No.20392475

>>20392451
It’s fucking shit. I smoked and drank coffee for most of my life. If the coffee is at all decent, the smoke RUINS it, doesn’t matter how fancy your cigs are. This combination is for low class people with no taste buds or olfactory nerves.

>> No.20392492

>>20392475
you're a loser, loser

>> No.20392516
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20392516

>>20386216
gween tea

>> No.20392530

>>20392475
empirically wrong

>> No.20392554

>>20392158
yous a hamplanet, fat boy. bet u can put a full english down in 1 sitting ya fatass

>> No.20392594

>>20388806
idk but I smoke about 3 cigs a day for 3-4 years and already feel chest tightness through the day.

>> No.20393383

>>20386233
This.
>>20386246
Try a splash of Frangelico instead of whiskey, it's sooo good.
>>20386576
One of the oldest guys on Earth is a WWII vet in Austin that smokes a cigar a day and has at least one whiskey.

>> No.20394177

>>20392475
I smoke and drink coffee and have a shot of whisky and usually have bkfst of 2 scrambled eggs + one meat+ 2 carbs.
Bkfst is the biggest & most important meal and I smoke a blunt before and a cig after

>> No.20394264

>>20386216
two snus and a 50/50 mix of sherry and rockstar guava

>> No.20395059

>>20386216
Based and Jim Jarmusch-pilled.

>> No.20395064

>>20392594
That could just be you're fat, if not you're just an anxious fuck.

>> No.20395614

>>20395064
Nah quite skelly mode, being wound up all the time is probably the reason I cant gain anything.

>> No.20395620

i smoke two packs a day
should i stop

>> No.20395635

>>20395620
i just ordered chantix which should arrive monday
it might make me crazy but i need to quit

>> No.20395637

>>20395620
Yes. Wellbutrin is great for quitting.

>> No.20395928

>>20395620
Nah switch to light smokes

>> No.20395939

>>20386216
man, i quit smoking. now i drink cafe bustello and huff on a gay ass mint flavored vape. getting old sucks. live hard and die at 27, kids.

>> No.20395943

>>20395059
you sayin' i'm a taco bell kinda guy?

>> No.20395966

>>20392516
I prefer cawfee

>> No.20395968

>>20388809
that looks amazing

>> No.20396706

>>20386216
Add some henny and some green and I'm in.

>> No.20398278

>>20386216
>better breakfast
literally anything else, try naming a worse one

>> No.20399095

>>20398278
literally wrong