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20385386 No.20385386 [Reply] [Original]

>left: bland and original
>right: fake and delicious

>> No.20385400

>>20385386
>fake
explain

>> No.20385414

Right is a beautiful pie
Left looks like some third world poverty slop

>> No.20385433
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20385433

Why do I share a board with manchildren who fling shit at each other about two perfectly good kinds of pizza
Why would you start a thread with an unimportant twitter user's opinion on something he doesn't even know much about
Why are you faggots like this

>> No.20385434

>>20385386
Right is better because it's American made

>> No.20385465
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20385465

The left picture is a really bad example of a pizza margherita. It's American housewife food blogger tier. Pic related is a better one.

But at the end of the day, both pizzas are just tomato, cheese, and bread. But the Italian one is superior because of the quality of the ingredients and the way it's cooked.

>> No.20385479

>>20385386
>Xwitter thread
If you love Xwitter so much, why don't you go back and stay there?

>> No.20385525

>>20385433
because the mods won't permaban them. it's the same set of users posting shit like this every week. many users genuinely get upset when you tell them that it is ok to enjoy variety. this board has a serious autism problem. but it's beyond trolling; many of these users genuinely believe that people are lying in enjoying a varied lifestyle.

>> No.20386028

>>20385465
that still looks like 3rd world slop and no it's not better.

>> No.20386032

>>20385386
Both good. All pizza is good. Enjoy pizza.

>> No.20386035
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20386035

>>20385386
Powerful

>> No.20386044
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20386044

This is the real pizza.

>> No.20386045

>>20385386
Neither look good to me. I want a thousand toppings on my pizza.

>> No.20386049

>>20386044
I bet that would taste great but that is an absolutely dogshit photo of it

>> No.20386051

>>20385414
>>20385414
>>20385465
>>20386045
Neapolitan pizza has the bread as the star, not the toppings. Sometimes you don't even need red sauce, just some olive oil and cheese if the dough and oven is good

>> No.20386056

>>20385386
left doesn't look great, probably because it was made by a flyover subhuman who has never seen real pizza in its life. but I'd still eat it rather than the garbage on the right. kill everyone from twitter

>> No.20386066

>>20385386
>>left
>authentic and uneven, non conforming to retarded "le pizza has to be perfect circle!!!!"
Looks like it was made by a regular human being.

>>right
>soulless "everything has be exact perfect shape, every thing needs to be in a similar pattern to handle my autism"
>"WHAT'S THAT SOMETHING THAT ISN'T PERFECT SYMMETRICAL???? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M GOING INSANE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Looks like it was shat out by a machine and then measured by some autist to make sure it isn't uneven by 0.0000001 mm.

I'd still eat both but anyone arguing for right being better than left is just a symmetrical only autist.

>> No.20386069
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20386069

True ZA here

>> No.20386082
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20386082

Now this is a pizza.

>> No.20386094

>>20385433
Your opinion means nothing.

>> No.20386099
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20386099

Is this still technically pizza?

>> No.20386103

>>20386066
You got outdone by the teenwager at Papa Hut and your only recourse is to call him an inhuman machine.

>> No.20386118

>>20386069
>>20386082
>>20386099
Oven wasn’t hot enough.

>> No.20386370

>>20386051
Incredible. You managed to make it sound worse than any troll could possibly achieve.

>> No.20386380

>>20386370
>Bro, fresh bread, cheese, and olive oil is disgusting

>> No.20386388

>>20385386
>White with red circles is better than red with white circles

>> No.20386389

>>20386082
What in the name of everything is up with that crust?

>> No.20386411

>>20386103
>>20386370
Pizza means bread. That's what it is, that's what it's always been, that's what it'll always be. Bread. Yet here you are wasting your life away trying to teach people who call their bread bread, that it isn't bread. And you even manage to think you're the smarter one in this little story.
>>20386099
Again, it's bread. Pizza, from Greek Pitta: Bread. Traditional food from the Greek colony of Nea Polis in Southern Italy. Today's Napoli, Napels.

>> No.20386454

>>20386411
Sorry you couldn't make a round pizza.

>> No.20386495

>>20385465
That's the same pizza you just have the contrast turned up lol.

>> No.20386554
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20386554

This was the best pizza I’ve ever had at New York New York, in Las Vegas. Is this what pizza tastes like in actual NYC, because if that’s the case then I totally get it.

>> No.20386573

>>20385465
That is what a real pizza looks like, look at that crust ohhh laawwwwddddd

>> No.20386610

>>20385386
Anyday i'll prefer the Murican version

>> No.20386829

>>20386573
looks shitty

>> No.20386908

>>20385386
I just don't understand the localized globs of cheese instead of having it spread out evenly.

>> No.20386922

>>20386411
So what you're saying is you don't have a word for what is called pizza in English, forcing you to settle for bread without ever getting to enjoy a pizza.

>> No.20387450
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20387450

If you eat anything other than pic rel, you're not eating pizza.

>> No.20387470

italian americans speak a dialect of italian that never existed in italy
of course they would have a pizza that doesn't exist there either
due to the magic of burgerland, the new one is better

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20387552

>>20385386

>> No.20387597
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20387597

mamma mia i burna the pizza

>> No.20387672

>>20385433
I’m smarter than u

>> No.20387863

>>20385386
Italian pizza is about the dough, just olive oil is enough

American Pizza is about the toppings, that's how you get abominations like Chicago and Detroit style still being considered pizza

>> No.20387865

>>20386044
based 7-11 pizza bro

>> No.20387905
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20387905

Now this is a ‘za

>> No.20387934

>>20387450
Now THAT'S a za.

>> No.20387954

>>20386082
Is this a matzo pizza?

>> No.20387970

>>20387905
looks good, i'd scran that in a heartbeat.
i swear this pizza place we'd go to when i was a kid had a similar offering

>> No.20387993

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

>> No.20388014

>>20387993
PIZZA DE MACACO UMA DELICIA

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>>20387597
Nice stamp sized picture.

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20388685

I got the real pizza right here.

>> No.20388692

>>20388685
Why does it look so bad? What is it that makes it so bad?