Fictional food you want to eat

[Anonymous No.20383135]

What fictional food would you want to try? Why would you want it? Make a case for why it's worth trying.
I'll start: Gagh
It's edible to most humanoids, but only appreciated by those who get immersed in Klingon culture. That tells me it must be an extreme example of acquired taste, like sea urchin or fermented fish. These are usually the best foods, but they are only accessible to people with an open mind.
For example, the best things on a European plate are usually based on organs (e.g. haggis, liver and onions), blood (e.g. boudin noir, black pudding), or decaying things (e.g. blue cheese, casu martzu). People who can't get past their initial disgust will never experience the rich flavours on offer.
Klingon cuisine is like this, but even more so. Everything they eat is considered disgusting by 99% of people, but loved by a select few who take the time to explore it. That means it's probably the best food in the galaxy.

[Anonymous No.20383140]

The only thing I want to try from Star Trek is Romulan Ale.

[Anonymous No.20383189]

The Cold Meal from Return to Castle Wolfenstein always made me hungry. That sausage looks so good

[Anonymous No.20383193]

>>20383135
>>>/tv/
Back to your containment board, fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.20383203]

I'd eat the sundried tomatoes, too

[Anonymous No.20383208]

>>20383193
Where's your food & cooking thread? Don't complain about threads if you aren't contributing to board quality you fuckin bozo

[Anonymous No.20383245]

anything from bioshock really.

[Anonymous No.20383248]

>>20383140
Even Klingons can't deal with the hangover.
>>20383189
Pretty sure you could just get a loaf of bread a garlic sausage. Eat it in a cold concrete room to replicate the experience.

[Anonymous No.20383252]

*fanfare ensues*

[Anonymous No.20383260]

Crack-O's Potato Chips, voted the UNN's national food product in the early 21st century, are made from slices of common potatoes deep fried in hydrogenated oils. This treat is often supplemented with vitamins to boost its questionable nutritional value.

[Anonymous No.20383280]

>>20383248
*stale loaf of bread and dried sausage

Exhaustion, mental or physical, adds the experience

[Anonymous No.20383292]

Come to Bloaty's Pizza Hog!
We got games
We got party
What more you ask for?

[Anonymous No.20383315]

>>20383292
The food in Invader Zim always made me crazy hungry. I still think about that Krazy Taco guy stuffing fries into his mouth

[Anonymous No.20383398]

Troi cake

[Anonymous No.20383403]

Riker juice.

[Anonymous No.20383405]

That's the second-biggest sandwich I ever saw!

[Anonymous No.20383407]

Strawberry rails and crackle O dawn from the beloved Grand Theft Auto series, you know the popular game everyone and their mothers is talking about? You can go around mining and crafting stuff, really fun with the kids.

[Anonymous No.20383417]

>>20383135
Gagh isn't eaten for the taste, the "appeal" is the sensation of the live worms moving around in your stomach.

[Anonymous No.20383452]

>>20383135
Sea urchin is the butter of the ocean. There's literally nothing that tastes better than it and it's not acquired at all.

[Anonymous No.20383483]

xiantao (immortality peaches)

Crunchy, delicious, and they turn you into a god if you eat enough of them.

[Anonymous No.20383557]

>>20383405
Despite never beating any of the games, I somehow recognized this pixillated sandwich.

[Anonymous No.20383575]

>>20383135
I appreciate your attitude, but Klingons seem like the filthiest and grossest of the Star Trek races and gagh seems like it has a high probability of just being generically nasty because it's eaten by warrior people who either don't care that it's disgusting or see that as a plus because eating something disgusting makes them seem strong.

Those Ferengi tube worm things on the other hand... Ferengi seem like the kind of wealth obsessed people who appreciate delicacies so I'd be willing to bet those are actually really good.

[Anonymous No.20383580]

>>20383135
>That means it's probably
You had me convinced up until this. You completely dropped the ball.

[Anonymous No.20383616]

Garmonbozia

[Anonymous No.20384455]

>Seasoned with nanoscale mechanochemical generators, this TSP (textured soy protein) not only tastes good but also self-heats when its package is opened.
100% ignoring the memes; it just sounds really interesting

[Anonymous No.20384458]

>>20383135

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[Anonymous No.20384494]

>>20384455
Me, I want the chips the monkeys in System Shock 2 carried around. You know they're good chips when a psychic monkey is hoarding them.

[Anonymous No.20384560]

>>20384494
Someone else posted those

[Anonymous No.20384629]

>>20384560
Oh damn. How did I not see those. Glad I'm not alone.

[Anonymous No.20384913]

>>20383135
>gagh
klingaboo natto

[Anonymous No.20384951]

Food in Stephen King books sounds pretty good.

[Anonymous No.20384959]

>>20383616
>but sometimes my arms bend back

[Anonymous No.20384960]

[Anonymous No.20385009]

In The Road (2009) there's a drink called Coca-Cola. YCMTSU

[Anonymous No.20385040]

>>20383398
same but Alice cake.

[Anonymous No.20385092]

One Astro Chicken, please.

[Anonymous No.20385130]

Almost any of the food from Wakfu.

[Anonymous No.20385548]

sweetrolls

[Anonymous No.20385797]

>>20383135
I'd be curious to try Bloodwine or Raktajino, but the live worms are a bit much
It's not really fantasy food since all the items are available IRL, but I'd love to share a meal with Bilbo in Bag End

[Anonymous No.20385836]

>>20385797
Gotta admit that looks cozy af

[Anonymous No.20385882]

i'm 13 and would like to try this

[Anonymous No.20385896]

>>20385797
>>20385836
It's crazy how well this was done and knowing the techniques from the extra features that there are two tables in that shot with different sized props and about 5 feet away from each other, but the framing was done so carefully even now it looks almost seamless.

For me for some reason, the pizza the turtles were eating in that original 1990 TMNT movie always looked so freaking good.

[Anonymous No.20385911]

we're, like, closed

[Anonymous No.20386090]

>>20383483
>implying they are fictional
>implying the immortals didn't all escape to invisible islands before the confucian bugmen took over
>>20383575
Well they are the space jews, so I'd imagine it's like jewish deli food. On the other hand they built a mercantile empire from a swamp planet of never-ending rain, suggesting they're more like bongland jews than slavic jews. Expect a lot of nightmare fuel mixed in with it.
>>20385896
You could probably get that in New York. It would just be a lot more expensive now than in 1990.

[Anonymous No.20386101]

I want that big ass ham with the giant bone in it from every single video game and anime television show.

[Anonymous No.20386104]

>>20386101
Secret tip for you

[Anonymous No.20386132]

moon cheese

[Anonymous No.20386356]

>>20383616
You evil bastard

[Anonymous No.20386883]

[Anonymous No.20386887]

>>20386883
Anon that's real. Grapes and crackers arent fictional

[Anonymous No.20386888]

>>20386132
Legit think it would taste like Wensleydale.

[Anonymous No.20386927]

>>20386887
The individual foods are real, but you can't just get them all from the same deli. He's got about 2 oz of beluga caviar there.

[Anonymous No.20386956]

>>20385130
I know it is not, but it looks like soulless AI slop
>>20386101
Go to Spain at any given time or Norway on christmas, it's there, ready to eat, anywhere you go
>>20383189
For me it's the bread in Enderal