/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20375969]

Tfu mogs beef

[Anonymous No.20375976]

>>20375969
That is cheese

[Anonymous No.20375982]

every time ive had tofu i thought "this would be better if it was meat instead"

[Anonymous No.20375986]

>>20375982
Impossible

[Anonymous No.20376004]

>>20375969
the best tofu can't beat the worst beef. Maybe it'll be on par with shitty corned beef.

[Anonymous No.20376010]

>>20375976
Chinese cheese, to be exact.

[Anonymous No.20376018]

you can eat it with beef

[Anonymous No.20376027]

>>20376018
Only way to make beef tastier.

[Anonymous No.20376033]

>>20375969
i love when they make tofu juicy and deliciously juiceily

[Anonymous No.20376038]

I'm not a huge fan of either, but when I get a hankering for one or the other, I eat it and that's the end of it.
>>20375982
That's because it was prepared either by it for wypipo. Tofu. Is not. A substitute. For meat. It's its own thing used in its own dishes.
Look up tahu goreng isi sayur (vegetable-stuffed fried tofu) or cumi isi tahu (tofu-stuffed squid). They're both delicious.
Also, Chinese tofu rolls (I don't speak Chinese so idk wtf they're called). They're thin sheets of tofu wrapped around meat, mushrooms and vegetables and steamed. Using any other wrapper doesn't work as well because the chewy texture of the tofu sheet is lost.

[Anonymous No.20376042]

>>20375969
Beef is better but I still smash a lot of tofu
It's a great snack
>marinate in soy, dark/thick soy, rice wine vinegar, cooking caramel
> put in oven or air fryer until crisp
> more soy sauce and sprinkle some sesame seeds
perfect

[Anonymous No.20376050]

>>20375969
Monsanto shill post.
>>20376038
Chinese tofu is probably not trademarked by Monsanto.

[Anonymous No.20376057]

>>20376050
>monsanshit shill
i buy it on aliexpress wft u mean?

[Anonymous No.20376079]

>>20375969
only someone who is mentally ill would make this claim

[Anonymous No.20376081]

>>20376079
i'm not a tranny

[Anonymous No.20376093]

>>20376038
Say what you will about vegan women and their dystopian fake "meat", but they're probably responsible for the fact that I can now buy tofu at my regular American supermarket.... instead of having to journey down to Chinatown and risk getting killed by Triads with wushu swords, or those lightning guys with big hats (UGH).

I do wish it came in more discreet packaging though.... I hate having the checkout girls laugh at me until I scream "I'M NOT A VEGAN I JUST LIKE TOFU OK?!?!?!"

[Anonymous No.20376102]

i only tried tofu once, and it tasted like millet. it's kind of expensive, so i didn't buy it again. i will stick to oyster mushrooms

[Anonymous No.20376161]

>>20376038
>cumi isi tahu
Find you guys an English recipe for this one: https://youtube.com/watch?v=wnmyuCC2yes
She does it a little differently from the way I know it, namely that she only uses thick coconut milk (IE coconut cream) rather than letting the milk reduce until it breaks then filling with light coconut milk (IE regular-ass coconut milk). Her recipe is otherwise identical to mine.
>>20376050
>Chinese tofu is probably not trademarked
idk wtf that means.
>>20376093
>Triads with wushu swords, or those lightning guys with big hats
I'm more worried about the snappily-dressed guys with razor-edged bowler hats.
>>20376102
>tofu's expensive
>i will stick to oyster mushrooms
Where? Tofu is extremely cheap where u live. I can get firm tofu for $1.25/lb or less and pressed tofu (the dry stuff) for $2.50/lb. Meanwhile, oyster mushrooms set me back $4/lb or king oysters, the only mushroom my kid will eat, for $3/lb

[Anonymous No.20376164]

>>20376161
>where u live.
Where EYE live, rather. Damned typos.

[Anonymous No.20376167]

>everyone replying in a 3/10 bait thread
i hate retards so much its unreal

[Anonymous No.20376171]

>>20375969
tfu talkin bout niggy?

[Anonymous No.20376175]

>>20375969
Cream cheese mogs tofu

[Anonymous No.20376181]

>>20376167
It's nice to derail the bait into something constructive, like discussing the merits of both tofu and beef and/or providing recipes or at least dishes centred around them.

[Anonymous No.20376205]

>>20376181
Until someone double-derails and this becomes a Coinslot dump. Volunteers? Who wants a three-day vacation?

[Anonymous No.20376218]

>>20376038
>Tofu. Is not. A substitute. For meat.
I almost died of cringe. Why would you write like this?

[Anonymous No.20376220]

>>20376218
I agree, he was supposed to put clap emojis between each word.

[Anonymous No.20376223]

>>20376057
>>20376161
Fuckers don't know about gmo soy, which is basically all of it.

[Anonymous No.20376224]

>>20376223
Gamestock soy? But isn't all vidya for soyboys? What makes GME different?

[Anonymous No.20376227]

>>20376218
>Why would you write like this?
I was out of breath. Been living in America too long and I am now fat. And unhealthy. And need. To pause. For breath. Sometimes.

[Anonymous No.20376231]

>>20376227
Nigga, is you the wheelchair kid from that Breaking Bad prequel show?

[Anonymous No.20376259]

>>20376175
That's aged tofu.

[Anonymous No.20376324]

>>20376161
>Tofu is extremely cheap where u live
how much does organic tofu cost for you?

[Anonymous No.20376341]

>>20376324
>organic tofu
The pressed one I mentioned is organic and $2.50/lb. Firm, but unpressed organic tofu is $1.59/lb but frequently goes on sale for $1.29/lb. I don't buy that one much because when I press and dry it myself, the resulting block is nearly half the original weight ie it winds up costing the same per pound as the pressed dry one.

[Anonymous No.20376352]

>>20376341
>>20376324
Just looked it up to be sure. While the pressed one is $2.50/lb (Just4U price, original price is $2.99/lb) the unpressed one is $1.59/14oz, not 1lb (16oz).

[Anonymous No.20376393]

>>20376341
Thanks, I'll have to look in other stores then

[Anonymous No.20376421]

>>20375969
Thought that was feta cheese and got excited for a second.
Feta cheese mogs Tofu

[Anonymous No.20376456]

Did you know that the food industry pads meat dishes with tofu and shit?

[Anonymous No.20376493]

[Anonymous No.20376506]

I like fried tofu because it actually gives it a little texture, but cooked any other way it's just an amorphous blob of mush

[Anonymous No.20376523]

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[Anonymous No.20376553]

>>20376393
The $1.59 organic tofu is from Aldi, if that helps. Lidl also has organic tofu but the package is $2. I can check the size, if you want.

[Anonymous No.20376571]

>>20376421
so you're saying feta cheese mogs beef?

[Anonymous No.20376626]

>>20376571
It's an even matchup. love a burger with a little balsamic and feta cheese on top

[Anonymous No.20376648]

>>20376626
Try making a philly cheesesteak with feta, it's like a gyros hybrid, shit's cash.

[Anonymous No.20376746]

[Anonymous No.20376930]

i smoke it

[Anonymous No.20376935]

>>20376930
>just give me cancer twice bro

[Anonymous No.20376985]

>>20376935
>his body can't into apoptosis
kwab

[Anonymous No.20376993]

>>20376985
You vill eat ze soggy drywall

[Anonymous No.20377468]

>>20376993
Learn to cook tofu or pay the restaurant

[Anonymous No.20377483]

>>20375969
Kek, sure it does, you keep telling yourself that.

[Anonymous No.20378651]

[Anonymous No.20378662]

The only think I've ever enjoyed tofu in is miso soup

[Anonymous No.20378720]

[Anonymous No.20378734]

>>20375969
I'm allergic to soy so no, you're just wrong OP.

[Anonymous No.20378736]

>>20378720
I want one of those Japanese stoves all the YouTubers are using but I don't know what I'd use it for

[Anonymous No.20378989]

>>20378736
>but I don't know what I'd use it for
do you also get the urge to buy a sewing machine when you don't sew?

[Anonymous No.20379031]

[Anonymous No.20379039]

>>20378989
But I cook a lot and don't sew and like cooking equipment

[Anonymous No.20379074]

>>20375969
Fucking bean curd? It's an OK replacement, if you don't have real food.

[Anonymous No.20379402]

PUMFU
PUMFU IS A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER THAN DOGSHIT S*Y TOFU
ITS PUMPKIN SEED PROTEIN
ITS PUMFU

[Anonymous No.20379535]

I made a stew today. About 2 pounds of chuck, some potatoes, some caramelized onions, garlic, paprika, oregano, thyme, salt & pepper, couple of bay leaves, and about half a bottle of wine.

Turned out quite nicely. It would not have turned out nicely if I replaced the beef with tofu.

[Anonymous No.20379568]

>>20379535
Thinking tofu is a replacement and not an ingredient in it's own right with it's own uses is your mistake.

[Anonymous No.20379589]

>>20379402
I'm going to look for this stuff, thanks for posting it.

[Anonymous No.20379943]

>>20379402
looks disgusting

[Anonymous No.20379958]

>>20376648
Sounds good, I love greek food. Thanks anon

[Anonymous No.20379998]

Tofu is still kind of faggy, even if it's possible to make it taste ok.

[Anonymous No.20380264]

>>20379589
>>20379402
Turns out it's sold down the street from me. Neat.

[Anonymous No.20381021]

>>20375969
>"Okay, have a crappy weekend, hope your house burns down!"

[Anonymous No.20381174]

Vegetarian here and no it does not

[Anonymous No.20381651]

>>20375969
Considering the fact that snow people who ate meat from the barren wastes ruled over soy and wheat eaters for the majority of history, this is false.

[Anonymous No.20382448]

[Anonymous No.20382485]

>>20381174
>Vegetarian here
it's obvious to sane people your opinion doesn't matter

[Anonymous No.20382601]

>>20375969
tofu when eaten in the east is not a replacement for meat, which is the main mistake the west makes

[Anonymous No.20382656]

>>20382601
tofu mogs beef irregardless

[Anonymous No.20382728]

Idk what's in 'beyond' brand vegan meat items but it is so delicious.

The hamburger actually forms patties. I made a meatball sub and two hamburgers and thy were delicious.
I want to talk about Beyond because there products are so good.
I don't want them to ever change their recipe or go out of business.

To all those who don't eat meat but still want the taste, try Beyond. It is delicious.

I would not be surprised if someone told me it's real meat

I've had the steak tips, popcorn chicken which is non gmo despite having modified corn starch apparently. I emailed the non gmo verified company and they said it wasn't genetically modified. And also the hamburger. And beef jerky which was alright but the first 3 are insanely good I think I might like them more than their meat alternatives.

The hamburger tastes like beef jerky

Oh also the sausage which was kind of expensive but was good with heated up sauerkraut peppers and banana peppers and dijon mustard.

I buy the steak tips all the time because it's $5 for like 3 meals worth.
I make sweet and sour beef with onions and banana peppers, philly cheese steaks with daiya mozzarella cuz it's non gmo and no artificial flavors/colors, A1 and peppers, banana peppers.
Those are my favorites with the steak.
It tastes like steak I mean really close but lacks the juicy quality.
It is really good.

The hamburger was insane.
I love the taste of it and it forms good patties and meat balls.
I'm still thinking about that meatball sub. And the burgers.

Try it anons.

[Anonymous No.20383777]

>>20382728
no.

[Anonymous No.20383808]

>>20375969
I like to mash it up with a fork, then add sugar and strawberries to it. Can't do that with beef, can you?

[Anonymous No.20383815]

>>20382728
hillarious bait

[Anonymous No.20384045]

>>20375969
In terms of fuckability…maybe

[Anonymous No.20384510]

>>20383808
you could do that with yogurt

[Anonymous No.20385160]

[Anonymous No.20385181]

>>20375969
shitpost

[Anonymous No.20385196]

>>20375969
>less protein than beef
>less bioavailability of protein vs beef
>tastes worse than beef
>is more expensive than beef
In what way does tofu mog beef?

[Anonymous No.20385208]

>>20375969
Both together mogs u

[Anonymous No.20385215]

>>20385196
deep fried tofu is better than deep fried beef imo

[Anonymous No.20385413]

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[Anonymous No.20385451]

>>20375969
I bought a couple packs of tofu last year to try out, sat in my fridge for months until i had to throw them out.
So this is the power of tofu?

[Anonymous No.20385464]

>>20375969
i don't think tofu is that great but for some reason silken tofu is really good in miso soup.

[Anonymous No.20385474]

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[Anonymous No.20386133]

>>20375969
Tofu is an aphrodisiac. You literally stuff your mouth with it and it's pure pleasure, no caloric guilt. Then it makes your tummy swell with all that protein. Crazy experiences to be had with Tofu

[Anonymous No.20387414]

I like to eat tofu and meat in the same dish

[Anonymous No.20387434]

>just found out theres tofu in hot and sour soup
Fuggg can't believe I was secretly eating soÿ boy food

[Anonymous No.20387447]

>>20387434
enjoy your hot and sour mantits

[Anonymous No.20387989]

Delicious.

[Anonymous No.20388033]

>>20387434
Soy isn't filtered on the food board, newfriend.

[Anonymous No.20388662]

>>20387989
happy hoppy

[Op No.20388695]

>>20375969
>estrogenic effects of soy
I'll pass.

[Anonymous No.20388987]

>>20376205
Came in the thread for this

[Anonymous No.20389247]

>>20387989
do you really like hiyayakko tofu that much isn't it just a block of silken tofu out of the fridge

[Anonymous No.20389792]

lots of insecure beefsistas itt

[Anonymous No.20390873]

>>20375969

[Anonymous No.20390971]

>>20389247
Japanese silken tofu is delicious.

[Anonymous No.20390989]

>>20375969
>not eating tofu mixed with beef
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.20391002]

[Anonymous No.20391011]

Tofu hamburg steak

[Anonymous No.20391012]

>>20391002
Looks so good man keep it up in hell

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[Anonymous No.20391583]

>>20391025
>'fu tuning fork
please explain

[Anonymous No.20391738]

>>20391583
Tofu Three Colors dengaku
https://en.warecipe.com/tofu-bean-cake-three-colors-dengaku/
https://thejapanesekitchen.com/tofu-dengaku-with-miso-sauce/
https://pickledplum.com/tofu-dengaku-miso-glaze-recipe/

[Anonymous No.20391740]

>>20391583
They're just simple disposable forks. I've seen them with take away fries.

[Anonymous No.20392036]

>>20376093
>>20376523
>>20376534
>>20378651
>>20382448
>>20385413
>>20385419
>>20385421
>>20385474
>>20387989
>>20391002
FUCK YES MY NIGGER
I'm a beef and lamb guy. NOT a vegan NOT a vegetarian but man... tofu prepared well is just fuckin heaven man. flavorless cloud of heaven... with sauce? i can't have enough of it
i'm salivating and want to punch my wall because of how perfect it is. good lord
>>20390873
EVEN IF THIS IS TRUE ANDOR RELEVANT I DO NOT CARE NIGGER!!!