/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20363214]

How do we solve the pizza crust conundrum?

[Anonymous No.20363215]

I save it and bake it again and then dip it in mustard like a ghetto pretzel

[Anonymous No.20363217]

>>20363214
you have two options
eat it like a man or feed it to your dog

[Anonymous No.20363221]

garlic spread

[Anonymous No.20363222]

>>20363217
>having a dog

[Anonymous No.20363224]

>>20363214
you get a garlic/marinara dip like normal people
>>20363215
>>20363221
basically yes.

[Anonymous No.20363230]

>>20363214
if the pizza crust doesn't taste good on its own it's not a good recipe

[Anonymous No.20363231]

>>20363222
Kys

[Anonymous No.20363232]

Stuff cheese AND pepperoni in it.

[Anonymous Mogul No.20363233]

>>20363214
Dipping sauces or oils.

[Anonymous No.20363234]

>>20363222
ywnbaw

[Anonymous No.20363235]

Use them to summon another pizza.

[Anonymous No.20363236]

>>20363222
disliking dogs is the primary symptom of being a subhuman

[Anonymous No.20363240]

>>20363232
i had a hotdog crust pizza that also had cheese in it.
it was a terrible experience of burning my mouth with cold pizza

[Anonymous No.20363245]

>>20363222
im a cat faggot but dogs are alot more honorable and if you cant see that youre somehow worse than asian bug people.
and yes i like my brain worms.

[Anonymous No.20363251]

>>20363214
Stuffed crust

[Anonymous No.20363255]

>>20363236
dogs are not made equal
i hate dogs because too many owners never train them, and they're big rats on leashes barking 24/7
god forbid you get a pit in your neighborhood too
good dogs are amazing, but good luck having intelligent owners around you

[Anonymous No.20363259]

>>20363255
you know what fair enough, I agree

[Anonymous No.20363260]

>>20363255
that sounds like a persons problem and not the dogs.

[Anonymous No.20363274]

>>20363214
if you call the crusts
>pizza bones
I hope you choke.
>zah bones
acceptable. because za is intentionally annonying

[Anonymous No.20363275]

>>20363214
Make the pizza more stuffed

[Anonymous No.20363282]

>>20363274
>youre cool if youre being ironic!
are you 16?

[Anonymous No.20363290]

>>20363274
crust are pizza bones

[Anonymous No.20363305]

>>20363222
I couldn't agree more, my mom's house is completely covered in fur, and keeping it clean would be a nonstop effort, so she just chooses to live in a house covered with fur

[Anonymous No.20363314]

>>20363305
if you can raise a child you can keep a dog without it being an untrained filth machine

[Anonymous No.20363321]

>>20363214
When I make pizza I always save a dish of marinara to use for dipping the crusts for the picky eaters.

[Anonymous No.20363323]

>>20363314
nta but some dogs do shed alot. not all breeds make your black jeans look like fursuit

[Anonymous No.20363351]

>>20363214
You don't have to eat all the way to where the crust starts and then eat the crust. You can stop a half-inch or so away from the border and start going sideways from there.
Even then it shouldn't matter, it's freshly baked bread. Who doesn't like freshly-baked bread? Either your tastebuds are fried or it's a shitty pizza.

[Anonymous No.20363355]

>>20363274
ze bones?

[Anonymous No.20363356]

>>20363351
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO EAT BREAD AND BREAD AND BREAD HOLY FUCK HOW HARD IS THIS FOR YOU nice people TO UNDERSTAND??? IF I GET "PIZZA" I'M NOT ORDERING "BREADSTICKS" IF I WANTED BREADSTICKS I WOULD JUST FUCKING ORDER BREADSTICKS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.20363366]

>>20363356
Grow up and stop wasting food because it isn't yummy nummy enough for you

[Anonymous No.20363392]

>>20363356
you are retarded plain and simple

[Anonymous No.20363396]

>>20363366
>>20363392
I ALWAYS EAT THE CRUSTS YOU very nice people STOP AHHHHH FUCK FUCK I DON'T EVEN WASTE THEM ITD JUST BE NICE TO HAVE A GOOD RATIO OF CRUST TO TOPPING WHY ARE YOU BEING SO DENSE OH MY FREAKING gosh

[Anonymous No.20363397]

>>20363255
>i hate dogs because of the owners
so why don't you hate the owners instead, you stupid fucking retard.
what you're doing is equivalent of stubbing your toe on the coffee table and then blaming the coffee table.

[Anonymous No.20363400]

>>20363214
you eat the crust or you get the rope.
there is no 3rd option.

[Anonymous No.20363402]

>>20363351
I do the same thing, but I also eat the outer edge of crust so I have that last bit of cheese, the saucy overflow, and minimal crust. Unless there's dip, then I eat it the normal way.

[Anonymous No.20363408]

>>20363396
buy some dipping sauce next time, sperg

[Anonymous Magnate No.20363425]

>>20363217
Tbh this.

[Anonymous No.20363427]

>>20363351
>Who doesn't like freshly-baked bread?
not all of us are carb addicted sows with hormone imbalances

[Anonymous No.20363432]

>>20363408
*GNAWING ON DOUGH* YEAH THIS IS SO JUST FREAKING DELICIOUS I LOOOOOOOVE THIS JUST SO YUMMY WOW *GNAWS HARDER, BUT MORE AGGRESSIVELY* WOW YUM YUM IN MY TUM TUM I'M GETTING A REAL TASTE SENSATION FROM THIS

[Anonymous No.20363460]

>>20363432
I can eat the same meal as you and get more enjoyment out of it because my tastebuds aren't conditioned to accept heaping amounts of salt, fat and sugar as their baseline for what's normal. That's what you don't get. It's like an alkie putting away a fifth of vodka every day acting flabbergasted that someone people can have a six-pack or a few glasses of wine and be comfortably buzzed.

[Anonymous No.20363466]

pizza hut solved it by making it taste like fry bread

[Anonymous No.20363472]

>>20363214
They're free bread sticks ya dingus. Just get some dipping sauce.

[Anonymous No.20363659]

>>20363214
It's already been solved. It's what the dipping sauces are for.

[Rich Investor No.20363665]

>>20363214
Chads eat their crust anon

[Anonymous No.20363684]

>>20363214
>95% of the pizza = delicious
>5% = SATAN'S TAINT BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH
People who don't eat the crusts weren't beat enough as kids for wasting food.

[Rich Investor No.20363706]

>>20363684
Crust is delicious if your at quality pizza

[Anonymous No.20363714]

>>20363214
Stuff the crust with mOzzarella, brush with butter and garlic sauce. Or stop being a bitch

[Anonymous No.20363743]

>>20363214
just sauce and top all the way past the edges. there doesn't need to be crust.

[Anonymous No.20363794]

>>20363214
Eat it.

[Anonymous No.20363824]

>>20363214
Make a regular pizza.
THEN, make a pizza with crust as the center and cheese marinara dough as the crust. Stack them. (simply, pic + regular pizza).

Enjoy!

[Anonymous No.20363836]

>>20363251
>Stuffed crust
This 100%, but a nice bready crust with garlic and herb is also acceptable

>>20363245
>dogs are alot more honorable
Fido-sama you have insulted the shogun dog, please commit sepoopoo

[Anonymous No.20363841]

Make a pizza big enough to where you get full way before you even reach the crust

[Anonymous No.20363861]

>>20363222
you deserve death

[Anonymous No.20363928]

>>20363214
I keep all my pizza crusts in the freezer, and every two months, I call my friends and we all dip little pieces of crust in a Cheese Fondue.

[Anonymous No.20363933]

>>20363214
creamie Italian dressing of course

[Anonymous No.20363935]

>>20363841

[Anonymous No.20363943]

>>20363214
How can you say you love pizza if you won't even eat its crust?

[Anonymous No.20363954]

>>20363943
sometimes you get with something like Pizza Hut or Domino's and you aren't just going to waste the "good part" of pizza but by the time you get to the cakey breadstumps most people just can't stomach it anymore. In the interest of not being wasteful, it's good to have some garlic oil or dressing to spoonful-of-sugar that garbage down

[Anonymous No.20363955]

>>20363214
Woodstock pizza in Isla vista (UCSB) wraps the crust back over the sauce and toppings, like a stuffed crust

[Anonymous No.20363959]

>>20363955
so it's almost a partially folded calzone

[Fledgling Investor No.20363974]

>>20363214
Force manchildren to eat it.

[Anonymous No.20363978]

>>20363959
It’s not that extreme, the crust is still only about 1-1.5” wide and just taller than the pizza. The pizza isn’t great btw, but it works if you’re a hammered college student

[Anonymous No.20364881]

>>20363214
When I ask for extra sauce all the topping shift to cover the crust and it becomes edible.

So the way to solve it is by adding extra sauce.

[Anonymous No.20364885]

>>20363214
pan pizza
no crust just crisp cheese

[Anonymous No.20364925]

not eating the crusts is basically wasting perfectly fine food

[Anonymous No.20364942]

>>20363222
>Being a shitskin

[Anonymous No.20364968]

>>20363214
Many people over the age of 8 like the balance of the sauced, topping rich body of a pie, and the palate cleansing, blank canvas of the self-same bread supporting it.
If you still have the proclivities of a child when it comes to food, try Donatos--they sovled the "Crust Conundrum" more than 60 years ago.

[Anonymous No.20364974]

>>20363214
Just use Boboli, it's not bad and it's easy.

[Anonymous No.20364981]

>>20363841
love the ultra huge slices like that. there's a place up in Yonkers that does this. best thing after drinking

[Anonymous No.20364992]

>>20364968
I had pizza hut the other day because it was on sale and the crust tasted like nothing at all. Dry hard bread. I don't know if they fucked my pizza up or something but there was no point in eating it. I'm not homeless. When we were finished I fed the crust to the seagulls and a dog waiting outside.

[Anonymous No.20365003]

>>20363432
>this FLAVOR-BLASTED retard
lolololol!
Just admit it, you've blown out your tastebuds by eating overseasoned, chemically laden goyslop garbage marketed to negroes and retards who don't know any better.
You don't have to be rich to enjoy good food, A simple bowl of high quality rice, prepared well, has an amazing amount of flavor.
Hell, If you've never tried taking cheap tortillas and toasting them over open flame, you are missing out on a whole level or 2 of depth in your food.
Of course, you can just keep eating overpriced, deep-fried playdough too.

[Anonymous No.20365007]

>>20364992
Do they even still do the same pan crust that they always did?

I got Pizza Hut from Target a while ago, I knew it wouldn't be the real thing, but it was still so disappointing.

[Anonymous No.20365014]

>>20363222
Are you just bitter because the peanut butter trick doesn't work on your festering crotch wound?

[Anonymous No.20365016]

>>20365003
>rice
>crust
>tortillas
LISTEN HERE FAT I EAT THE CRUST AS I HAVE STATED BEFORE I JUST DON'T WANT MY PIZZA TO BE 1/2 CRUST 1/2 TOPPINGS OH MY GOD I'M GOING TO FLIP MY SHIT RIGHT NOW I SWEAR TO GOD FUUUUUUCK YOU FUCK OFF YOU CARBLORD FAT FUCK ALSO I MAKE MY PIZZA SAUCE WITH GARLIC OLIVE OIL AND TOMATOES THAT'S IT WHAT PART OF THIS IS SO DIFFICULT FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND YOU'RE PROBABLY IN A CARB COMATOSE RIGHT NOW AND THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T GET IT SO I'LL TRY TO BE NICER TO YOU FAT FAT FAT

[Anonymous No.20365019]

>>20364992
>I had pizza hut the other day
My condolences. I haven't eaten there since 1998.
It was garbage then too--My co-workers dragged me there.
It WAS good pre-1987.
I've said too much...

[Anonymous No.20365027]

>>20365016
>LISTEN HERE FAT
LOLOLOLOL!!
Retarded little sawed off cunt-B0t orders pizza then calls other people "Carblords" like some kind of faggot.

[Anonymous No.20365043]

>>20365027
>other people
THAT TERM IS DOING A LOT OF HEAVY LIFTING IN YOUR SHITTY COMEBACK CARBLOADER WHICH IS WHAT I'D SUGGEST YOU'D DO. AND YOU'RE FAT BTW

[Anonymous No.20365086]

>>20365043
Admit it...
You're projecting.
>Caps lock is cruise control for COOOOOL, man
Guess how many ITT are laughing at you?
Care to hazard a guess?

[Anonymous No.20365133]

I think anyone who is unable to eat the crust of the pizza is some spoiled brat who needed to be beaten a few more times to learn how to be human.

[Anonymous No.20365167]

>>20363222
>*picks up dog's shit*
>*wipes dog's ass*
>*lets dog lick face after it licks own ass*
>"If you don't do this you aren't white!!!"
Lmao at the triggered wholesome pupperinos

[Anonymous No.20365313]

>>20363222
Have you faced Mecca and prayed today?

[Anonymous No.20365321]

>>20365167
>He doesn't own land his dog can go freely shit on so you never have to worry about their shit
>Wiping a god's ass. What?
>You are supposed to train dogs to not lick
>Muh whites
Yep. Muslim confirmed.

[Anonymous No.20365331]

>>20363305
>>20363323
>thinking all owners keep their dogs inside the house

[Anonymous No.20365350]

>>20365321
this

[Anonymous No.20365356]

>>20363230
this
in a good pizza the bread is good enough to be eaten alone maybe with some olive oil
shit pizza places cover up their incompetence with tons of grease and salt

[Anonymous No.20365363]

>>20363245
I hope you keep your cat inside your property

[Anonymous No.20365370]

>>20365363
no, i thought putting him in the garden would make more sense than trying to bury him in my bedroom.

[Anonymous No.20365401]

>>20363214
Trade in 20 for a free medium pizza

[Anonymous No.20365507]

>>20363214
Baste it with butter and cut it up as dog treats

[Anonymous No.20365553]

>but genuine italian pizza crust folded 1000 times is good enough to be eaten by itself
No it really isn't. It's still bland bread that's been baked wrong. The more pizza edge the pizza has, the more you're getting crappy filler that's making it look like you're getting more pizza.

[Anonymous No.20365628]

>>20365321
>heh I'm actually a 0.0000001% exception
That's called cope, son. Your epic doggo peers are all walking around with feces covered hands.

[Anonymous No.20365630]

>>20363214
Little Caesar's already did

[Anonymous No.20365639]

>>20363841
Now these pizzas sure are ready to settle down.

[Anonymous No.20365852]

>>20363222
High Consanguinity is really an issue for people with this opinion, are your parents first cousins by chance?

[Anonymous No.20365981]

>>20365630
Sure, if you can stomach that salt bomb in the first place.

[Anonymous No.20366008]

>>20363214
I don't understand. Eat it like the rest of the bread you already ate?

[Anonymous No.20366009]

>>20363214
are you a woman? Only time I've ever seen someone leave the crust on the plate.

[Anonymous No.20366014]

>>20365628
>Muslim pretending Christians don't have him outnumbered
The funny bit? I'm Atheist. Go fuck yourself Mohammad.

[Anonymous No.20366082]

>>20363222
Based and checked
>>20365167
>>20365628
This
>>20363245
I'm torn. Cats are worse in a hygienic sense (walking shitter litter around the house, constant anus tonguing, chronic pukers) but if my neighbor has a cat I don't even know. If they have a dog I definitely fucking know about it.

[Anonymous No.20366205]

>>20363222
Brown

[Anonymous No.20366409]

>>20363255
I’ve owned 6 pit bulls and they’ve all been angels

[Anonymous No.20366438]

>>20363222
post brown paw

[Anonymous No.20366813]

>>20366082
>Cats are worse in a hygienic sense
Cats are way cleaner than dogs, especially indoor cats. Dogs almost always go outside, which means a lot more dirt and grime on your carpet since they don't clean their feet off or wear shoes like people. Dogs also always smell awful 24/7 while cats are scentless to humans. Id rather have a cat any day

[Anonymous No.20366819]

>>20366409
>they’ve all been angels
you mean turned into angels?

[Anonymous No.20366839]

the crust is the best part of the pizza