/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20362153]

India has the best cuisine in the world. Only chuds would disagree it's at least in the top 3 best.

[Anonymous No.20362157]

>>20362153
Does chud mean non shit eater? If so im a proud chud.

[Anonymous No.20362161]

>>20362153
have you seen latest David Attenborough docco?

Codex pajeet II.

it's rivetting

[Anonymous No.20362163]

tikka masala beats all indian foods

[Anonymous No.20362168]

>>20362161
>Codex pajeet II.
The contemporary Mondo Cane.

[Anonymous No.20362167]

>>20362153
It can be really good, most of the people on here deriding it have probably never even touched it before

[Anonymous No.20362178]

>>20362167
Thb i will probably never eat feces.

[Anonymous No.20362181]

>>20362153
A million variations on bean soup with rice or bread. Wow.

[Anonymous No.20362188]

>>20362181
>i don't know what indian food is

[Anonymous No.20362191]

>>20362178
This is exactly what I'm saying. Maybe your country doesn't carry out stringent surprise food hygiene visits. Mine does and it keeps them on their toes. The results are published in the newspapers and the egregious ones are highlighted, named and shamed.

[Anonymous No.20362201]

>>20362181
A different type of ignorance to >>20362181 but just as lowbrow. I'm pretty glad that I don't have to frequent restaurants or generally be near such knuckle draggers.

[Anonymous No.20362274]

>>20362153
It's worse than Mexican slop

[Anonymous No.20362275]

>>20362153
>India has the best cuisine in the world
You know that Picrel was invented in England right?

Well, . . . . that's pissed on your fireworks as all you muppets say English food is grey and unseasoned! (a relic left over from American GI's during their station in England during WW2 when food was rationed).

Enjoy your 'Indian curry' and your Japanese curry, Wait a minute . . . .. where did Japanese curry come from? Do you need a hint?

[Anonymous No.20362368]

>>20362153
Troon with a nigger faggot fetish alert!
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[Anonymous No.20362383]

>>20362157
Yes.
>>20362167
I don't eat feces, sorry. Also, pajeeta pussy is disgusting. My friend once ate it and he got extremely sick but yet again foids are gross roasties

[Anonymous No.20362398]

>>20362368
What a normal reaction

[Anonymous No.20362399]

>>20362153
jap + indian = food for a billion gods.

[Anonymous No.20362549]

>>20362153
>India has the best cuisine in the world.
Surely you jest.

[Anonymous No.20362561]

>>20362153
Poo jokes aside, it's pretty good. My girlfriend is Indian and she makes Indian food very often. The only thing I dislike about it is how messy it can be. Curry with any kind of flatbread makes for excellent comfort food.

[Anonymous No.20362571]

>>20362561
Are you canadian?

[Anonymous No.20362699]

>>20362561
You’re supposed to pour it on rice dummy

[Anonymous No.20362748]

>>20362153
>inb4 POOP HANDS
just get a caucasian to cook the food or cook it yourself. nothing beats a good 'utter 'icken

[Anonymous No.20362788]

>>20362153
The only good Indian food was invented in the UK.

[Anonymous No.20363127]

Fun fact: around the turn of the century, Indian restaurants touted their cuisine as healthy food. They were talking primarily about tandoori chicken, which is essentially grilled, but merely one of the dishes on their typical bill of fare. Thus riding on the "durr, grilling is good for you because the fat drips away" meme of the 90s, they sneaked into the American culinary consciousness. They've long since stopped advertising themselves as "healthy."

[Anonymous No.20363153]

>>20362153
I like (not love) Indian food but it gives me irritable bowel syndrome

[Anonymous No.20363175]

>>20363153
I never feel bad when I make it at home
>curious

[Anonymous No.20363183]

>>20363127
>Thus riding on the "durr, grilling is good for you because the fat drips away" meme

this is true to a degree though

[Anonymous No.20363187]

>>20363127
Which century?

[Anonymous No.20363206]

>>20362153
If by Indian food you mean British food that is purportedly Indian such as what you posted in your picture then yeah I agree. If you mean actual Indian food then nah.

[Anonymous No.20363208]

>>20363127
Tandoori chicken is a British invention though.

[Anonymous No.20363379]

>butter chicken
>tikka masala
>rogan josh
>biryani
>paneer
>samosa
>naan
Are these really all British?

[Anonymous No.20363479]

luv me frankie
simple as

[Anonymous No.20363492]

>>20363153
I usually get really gassy after having the jeetslop I cook. I chalk it down to how it's really acidic with all the tomatoes, and then adding yogurt and lemon juice just brings the acidity even higher. Probably need to use less tomatoes and add more brown sugar for the alkalinity.

[Anonymous No.20363500]

>>20363379
Dunno who Josh Rogan is but he sure isn't Indian

[Anonymous No.20363517]

>>20363208
You're thinking of butter chicken

[Anonymous No.20363523]

>>20363127
indian food actually can be reasonably healthy, just dont go crazy with cream and ghee like restaurants do

[Anonymous No.20363537]

>>20362153
Indian food tastes good but it tends to be greasy. They also have a very limited variety of preparations. Like 2/3 of everything is a curry of some sort served over rice or with flat bread. They'd be pretty mid if not for the fact that Samosas are unironic S tier. Especially since Indian Breakfast is a real weakness.

I prefer Italian, French, American, Cantonese, Japanese, Thai, Vietnamese, Lebanese, and Mexican over Indian.

I suspect if I get the opportunity to try more cuisines India will stay middle of the pack.

[Anonymous No.20363562]

>>20363537
I like Indian food too I’m not sure what you mean by “Indian breakfast”?

[Anonymous No.20363576]

>>20362153
Full agreement OP. Indian food can't be beat!

[Anonymous No.20363592]

>>20363562
Idli are vile, Dosas are mediocre, and Paratha are bland and forgettable. Plain yogurt is not an appetizing side, and Chole Batur did not impress me.

[Anonymous No.20363608]

>>20363592
>Idli are vile
How? It's just a steamed rice cake. Although I had it at a restaurant one time and they put a lot of baking soda in it which made it taste bad.

[Anonymous No.20363618]

>>20363592
>Idli are vile
What don't you like about it? The slight fermented tang? I like idli a lot. Except once when a restaurant put too much baking soda in it.

[Anonymous No.20363660]

>>20363618
Texture.

[Anonymous No.20363673]

>>20363592
All those things are served as regular non breakfast foods in Indian restaurants. I never heard of dosas being a breakfast food.

[Anonymous Magnate No.20363683]

>>20362153
>India has the best cuisine in the world.
Im pretty sure this is objectively untrue.

[Anonymous No.20364245]

>>20363187
The only one where trying to attract middle class diners by saying your food is healthy due to grilling during the era when that was a meme could actually have been a thing.

[Anonymous No.20364255]

>>20363683
how did you pepe

[Anonymous No.20364269]

>>20362153
Unless you genuinely enjoy eating faeces, the best Indian food is British Indian food, so really what you're saying is Britain has the best cuisine in the world

[Anonymous No.20364273]

>>20362188
It's shit quite literally

[Anonymous No.20364279]

>>20362561
Why would you date an Indian? More importantly how do you endure her foul smell

[Anonymous No.20364839]

>>20364279
true i've only met one indian girl that I found sexy or attractive. even then she wore a ton of makeup and would admit that's probably the only reason why I liked her.

[Anonymous No.20365227]

>>20364273
dumbass

[Anonymous No.20365256]

I'd rather not eat feces

[Anonymous No.20365286]

>>20362153
it's all just chunks of shit soaked in vomit sauce with a side of rice. shut the fuck up freak.

[Anonymous No.20365316]

>>20362153
I think British "Indian" food is very good. I wouldn't eat any Indian food in India made by a greasy pajeet. Their street food hygiene could kill a westerner.
The problem I have with Indian food is it all kind of look like shit. Different colors of shit with rice and naan.

[Anonymous No.20365330]

even my most racist pajeet posting /pol/ friends think pakistani/indian food is the best after they tried my mom's pakistani cooking. They always ask if I have extra leftovers lying around.

Restaurants are hit or miss, a lot of them are lazy and just dump a ton of cream, oil, ghee into dishes instead of balancing it better. But that goes for any cuisine.

People who hate on south asian food are missing out.
I can't speak for food actually in India/Pakistan or their cooking standards..

[Anonymous No.20365357]

>>20362167
I love indian food actually, but that doesn't make indian people any less repulsive

[Anonymous No.20365361]

>>20363537
For me, it's garlic naan and alu naan

[Anonymous No.20365369]

>>20365286
BTW I'm trans and love sausage gravy, it's a culinary masterpiece

[Anonymous No.20365424]

>>20365369
did i ask?

[Anonymous No.20365544]

>>20363592
nigger opinion

[Anonymous No.20365699]

>>20362153
>India has the best cuisine in the world.
Yeah, nah. All Indian food looks, smells and tastes the same. It's the same chicken or lamb smothered in the same greasy sauce with the same mix of spices, served with rice and/or flatbread. Boring.
People from all over the world flock to France, Italy and Greece to enjoy complicated, sophisticated dishes. Tourists fly in millions to Japan, Thailand and Vietnam for their nutritious, healthy food. India cannot even compete.
Indian food is not the food of fine dining or popular family restaurants. It is the food of diners and inner city ethnic joints, a cheap unhealthy gut-stuffer for the overworked proles. Your most well-known dish was initially made from leftovers. Even Mexicans treat their food with more reverence.
Don't even get me started on your horrendous hygiene. No one in their right mind would want to eat something made by a person who showers once a month, wipes with their hand and considers bathing in a polluted river to be the highest religious sacrament.

[Anonymous No.20365714]

>>20365699
You know it's bad when Africans in Africa make tiktok videos poking fun at Indian food. They don't even have paved roads and live in huts but they know Indian food hygiene is fucked up. Getting dunked on by Africans for your food is the ultimate diss.

[Anonymous No.20365725]

>>20365699
>All Indian food looks, smells and tastes the same.
You don't know what you're talking about or you've only been to a bad restaurant a limited number of times.

[Anonymous No.20365729]

>>20362153
Mmmm. Orange. Fuckin' love me some orange color.

[Anonymous No.20365774]

>>20365725
I have tried a huge variety of it and I still stand by my words. All of your dishes are the same greasy slop. I do not care if your auntie Simran adds a little more fenugreek than usual to that semi-liquid diarrhea you call food.

[Anonymous No.20365805]

>>20365774
Bro that's like saying pesto sauce and alfredo taste the fucking same

[Anonymous No.20365829]

>>20365805
they do

[Anonymous No.20365951]

>>20362153
Good "Indian" food only happens outside India when it is combined with other cultures and higher hygiene standards.

[Anonymous No.20366126]

why are flour tortillas and pipian an Indian thing now?

[Anonymous No.20366185]

>>20366126
Europe is using tortillas a bunch now too, I don't know what changed

[Anonymous No.20366198]

>>20365714
African food is depressing in a different way

[Anonymous No.20366212]

Indian and Bangladeshi food (and even their bri'ish variants) are indeed god-tier. The amount of people on this board who proudly only eat chicken tendies continues to astonish me.

[Anonymous No.20366225]

>>20366212
>if you don’t like Indian food you’re uncultured tendie eating swine
Fuck off, Rajesh.

[Anonymous No.20366242]

>>20366225
Not Indian or named Rajesh, but yes, that's correct. Having a steak once in a while doesn't make you cultured.

[Anonymous No.20366243]

>>20363500
I hate that my mind instantly thought of this pun as well

[Anonymous No.20366246]

>>20366242
>implying india represents culture
saar please do enjoy fried cow dung sandwich toasted on cow dung fire

[Anonymous No.20366261]

>>20366246
I literally don't give a shit about India as a country, or really any country. But yeah, if you don't enjoy Indian food (or any of the variants sold around the world marketed as Indian food), your opinions on food can pretty safely be discarded, because you most likely are the kind of person who doesn't get any toppings on your pizza, and only gets steak medium rare because the internet told you to.

[Anonymous No.20366285]

>>20362161
I was howling with laughter watching this earlier today. What a masterpiece.

[Anonymous No.20366603]

>>20365714
They're making fun of abysmal indian sanitation standards and the disgusting practices of street food vendors there, not the food itself. It's still embarrassing for pajeets when dirt shack dwelling africans are more hygienic than them but it's not quite the same, african food is its own brand of embarrassing

[Anonymous No.20366643]

>>20366261
You need to kill yourself ASAP

[Anonymous No.20366663]

>>20363183
fat drips away, burns up and splashes your food with carcinogenic soot and acrolein
very healthy indeed

[Anonymous No.20366864]

>>20366663
Spindly, skeletal vegan fingers typed this post

[Anonymous No.20366989]

Anybody have any good tikka masala recipes? I finally have good plain yoghurt and have been wanting to make this again. Last time I did this recipe and it was decent but I like branching out.
https://pinchofyum.com/chicken-tikka-masala

[Anonymous No.20367122]

>>20366643
I accept your concession. Maybe try to vary up your diet this week. Maybe have a vegetable, or swap out one of your 10 burgers this week with a salad.

[Anonymous No.20367142]

>>20365699
This anon thinks people go to Thailand, Vietnam and Japan for their food, kek

[Anonymous No.20367144]

Indian food can be hit or miss, but there was an apple chutney I tried from an old recipe, and it was one of the best things I ever ate.

[Anonymous No.20367150]

>>20367144
Oh wow that's actually a type of tomato, and I made it wrong. Never mind. lmao. Happy accident.

[Anonymous No.20367349]

India has multiple cuisines much like China has multiple cuisines. Both taken as a whole are indeed in the top 5 imo.

And no, if you haven't been to India or China you've never really tasted their cuisines.

[Anonymous No.20367374]

#1 ingredient: poop.

Firm pass on the streetshidder cuisine.

You are what you eat, poo.

[Anonymous No.20367465]

>>20367349
I'm not eating the boy piss eggs or candied rabbit heads, Zhao

[Anonymous No.20367512]

>>20365774
You have tried all the dishes from the north of kashmir to east of himachal pradesh and to the south of kanyakumari and west of gujarat, right?
>Yeah, nah. All Indian food looks, smells and tastes the same.
Do you still stand by this statement?
>>20365829
never mind lol.

[Anonymous No.20367593]

>>20367122
I am not the same anon you were talking to. I actually like Indian food, but placing it on the same level as, e.g., French cuisine is ridiculous. I was just thunderstruck by what an enormous faggot you must be to think that people who DON'T order 15 toppings on their pizza are the philistines. There is NOTHING more philistine than shitting up every single thing you eat with a million different spices and contradictory flavors. All of you tasteless hipster faggots should be DROWNED in your own HOT HONEY

[Anonymous No.20368284]

>>20363673
That's his point; they just don't have breakfast food. It's the same thing, evey meal, except tea.

[Anonymous No.20368532]

>>20362153
Sorry to pee on your fireworks but here are a few fun-facts that might surprise you about Indian food.

Probably about 50% of what you think is Indian cuisine is actually, a very heavy British infusion
of pre-existing slop.

One notable exclusion is the Goan dish of Vindaloo (another Bong favourite) that takes it's influence from a former colony. But it has been Anglicised to such an extent that it's unlikely the original Portuguese colonists would recognise it.

Bizarrely, most Indians in Britain are Doctors, Lawyers and Accountants, The Indian restaurants are mainly Bangladeshi!

The moar you know eh?

[Anonymous No.20368542]

>>20368532
Why did I get this?

[Anonymous No.20368553]

So why is it so fucking expensive?

[Anonymous No.20368662]

>>20365829
I guess that answers that, you're just a tastelet retard. Too bad about your inferior genes.

[Anonymous No.20368799]

>>20362153
Italian > French > Chinese > Japanese > German > Korean > Everything else > Power gap > Feces > Indian

[Anonymous No.20368804]

>>20362161
https://player.odycdn.com/api/v3/streams/free/Codex-Pajeet-II-FInal-draft/99d2b76a2927aa387967c3a001844239271c5753/9077c3.mp4

watching it rn

[Anonymous No.20368826]

>>20367593
Lmao, calm the fuck down. Have toppings or don't, I don't really care. I just hate fags who try to rationalize the picky eating habits they've retained from their childhood as adults. "I don't order toppings on my pizza because le epic purity of le new york slice" - No, you're just a child whose autism prevents you from handling too many ingredients at once (unless they're grinded into a paste and mixed with corn syrup, like most american slop)

[Anonymous No.20370003]

>>20368804
WTF!?

[Anonymous No.20370133]

>>20365714
Jeets owned.

[Anonymous No.20370166]

>>20368826
t. tastelet