/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20351250]

America has fallen...

[Anonymous No.20351255]

>>20351250
I fell and my dick landed up your butthole

[Anonymous No.20351256]

>>20351250
>natural flavors
not regulated by the fda, they can put cyanide in food and say it's a natural flavor

imagine ingesting ANYTHING with "natural flavors added"

[Anonymous No.20351257]

>>20351256
I hope so

[Anonymous No.20351260]

>>20351250
I can go buy a six pack of the 8% angry orchards right now for 12 bucks
sounds like your state has fallen

[Anonymous No.20351264]

>>20351256
>they can put cyanide in food and say it's a natural flavor
mhm sure they could, they could also be projecting thoughts into your brain from your microwave anon

[Anonymous No.20351265]

>>20351260
I didn't even know 8% orchards existed fuck you

[Anonymous No.20351269]

>>20351264
We use HAARP

[Anonymous No.20351274]

>>20351265
We use that 8% to make XXX cider, try it out sometimes, it's kind of hard, like my penis was last night in your sister.

[Anonymous No.20351275]

>>20351264
>mhm sure they could, they could also be projecting thoughts into your brain from your microwave anon
i'm not that kind of schizo, i don't matter to anyone

but i am the kind of schizo that knows how businesses work and how creating flavor + addiction works

[Anonymous No.20351277]

>>20351274
>kind of hard
they have pills for that, I expect an apology to my sister for the disappointment

[Anonymous No.20351283]

>>20351275
>i don't matter to anyone
you can say that again

[Anonymous No.20351295]

>>20351275
Kind of like pharmaceutical companys, never do a cure just treatments to keep the customers coming in. Cures don't keep them coming in.

[Anonymous No.20351298]

>>20351250
This sulfite-laden trash has always belonged in the garbage

[Anonymous No.20351300]

>>20351283
wdym dunno what the insult is supposed to be

[Anonymous No.20351303]

>>20351298
is that why it gives me a headache?

[Anonymous No.20351311]

>drinking sugar water mixed with alcohol
Not even four looks gave hangovers like these fuckers

[Anonymous No.20351315]

>>20351300
its okay buddy, just let the adults talk now okay

[Anonymous No.20351316]

>>20351303
Yes, stop drinking wine, eating anything with grapes, it only gets worse, and it will cause you to asphyxiate to death
Also sriracha and a bunch of pepper sauces

[Anonymous No.20351320]

>>20351315
you don't matter either in a way that truly matters sorry

[Anonymous No.20351333]

>>20351250
The Stone Dry variety is fucking amazing. I miss it so.

[Anonymous No.20351342]

>>20351320
>>20351315
You two should get a tub of lube, some cucumbers and a room at a motel, leave the rest of us out of it.

[Anonymous No.20351352]

>>20351298
sulfite is a byproduct of sin, our worldly avarice and recalcitrance made manifest in the ebullition of lucifer's chosen fruit.

[Anonymous No.20351360]

>>20351352
Dude, isn't that sulfur? That's why that stench is always associated with Lucifer and Satan. Most humans find that smell to be nasty.

[Anonymous No.20351425]

>>20351342
cucumbers are food though, will you at least rate my technique

[Anonymous No.20351427]

>>20351360
I like sulfur

[Anonymous No.20351443]

>>20351250
Nothing new about cheap cider with adjuncts to get 15 year old girls and winos drunk. The only weird thing is that it's only 5%.

[Anonymous No.20351491]

>>20351443
>adjucts
That's what gets people nasty hangovers and going violent.

[Anonymous No.20351492]

>>20351250
I could get the same amount of cidre for 4.49€ and that's not even adulterated.

[Anonymous No.20351496]

>>20351491
Even natural cider has methanol from the pectin, they used to call the condition "apple palsy".

[Anonymous No.20351505]

>>20351496
>apple palsy
ah fuck that's definitely what I've got

[Anonymous No.20351571]

>>20351496
I know about methanol, people have gone blind and sometimes dead from that, and cheap wood booze. Its cool for cats and a den of villans.

[Anonymous No.20351585]

>>20351571
>wood booze
tell me of this supposed whood booze, I've never heard of it

[Anonymous No.20351720]

>>20351256
apple seeds contain cyanide so it's truly natural

[Anonymous No.20351775]

>>20351585
Wood, from trees. Cheap ass cunts would make shit from trees and pass it off as regular ethanol, they would also for normal process take the methanol part and pass that off to others to get cheap shit.
Dont trust me look into history.

[Anonymous No.20351778]

>>20351775
well that's super fucked

[Anonymous No.20351784]

>>20351778
Yup, that is and was history and will be. There will be some cheap ass gangster type around trying to be stupid.

[Anonymous No.20351864]

>>20351775
It's not as bad as people make it seem though. It's often safer than spirits made from fruits.

[Anonymous No.20351985]

>>20351775
lmao that reminds me of a squidbillies episode where early makes booze from bark and pine cones and the whole town ends up blind from him selling it
i didn't know that was actually possible

[Anonymous No.20352019]

>>20351985
Squidbillies had a lot of intelligence hiding behind that thin veneer of rural stereotyping.

[Anonymous No.20352029]

>>20351250
I stopped buying these when I every time I opened one I'd have the inexplicable urge to puke. Something about the bottle cleaner they use smells like refined fucking vomit and I've never regretted giving them up.

[Anonymous No.20352056]

>>20351256
>not regulated by the fda
21 CFR Part 101 you fucking liar

[Anonymous No.20352392]

>>20352056
wrong, "natural flavors" is how they put shit in that they can't otherwise

[Anonymous No.20352663]

>>20351250
Holy

[Anonymous No.20352675]

>>20351250
>gluten-free cider

[Anonymous No.20353103]

>>20352675
American companies put gluten free on anything they can because it makes it sell more to trend following sheeple who think gluten free means healthy

[Anonymous No.20353110]

>>20351274
My sister is a homewrecker

[Anonymous No.20353566]

>>20353103
theres also situations where gluten free things are made in the same facility as stuff that does have gluten and a label can help celiacs avoid cross contaminated shit, but I think that technically needs the fda specific label so it doesnt really apply here

[Anonymous No.20353661]

>>20351250
This is fucking insane. Who pays those prices for alcoholic apple juice?

[Anonymous No.20353679]

>>20353661
>alcoholic apple

[Anonymous No.20353689]

I've never enjoyed Euro cider, never tried burger cider. As far as I'm concerned Australia makes the best cider in the world

[Anonymous No.20353691]

bro my twelver of high life costed 8.50 before tax. time to mutiny

[Anonymous No.20353692]

>>20353679
Total green death

[Anonymous No.20353697]

>>20353689
Working for the Grog Co. must be so cool. Sounds very nautical.

[Anonymous No.20353716]

>>20353689
I should try these. I don't like ciders too sweet and every one I've tried in the Great Southern Land is pretty sweet. That's why I like the Stone Dry cider and some really traditional New England ciders like pickerel.

I will see out the Cheeky Grog and give them a try though

[Anonymous No.20354012]

>>20353110
Who's home did she wreck first.

[Anonymous No.20354066]

>>20354012
Mine actually.

[Anonymous No.20354092]

>>20354066
>mine
My parents, sorry.

[Anonymous No.20354383]

>>20352019
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to appreciate Squidbillies.

[Anonymous No.20354702]

>>20354066
>>20354092
Wait, what? Explain. Did you fuck your sister?

[Anonymous No.20354705]

>>20354702
If he's American it's highly likely, they're notorious for it.

[Anonymous No.20354707]

>>20354705
shut up chang

[Anonymous No.20354805]

>>20353716
>don't like ciders too sweet
Buy cidre brut.

[Anonymous No.20354817]

>>20354805
thanks for the rec anon! I kinda gave up on cidres because it's too much trial and error to find a good one. But if you reckon that fits the bill I'll try it. Looks like Danny Murph's carries them so should be easy

[Anonymous No.20354822]

>>20354707
Let me guess, you're so angry you're going to go and hatefuck your sister right now?

[Anonymous No.20354849]

>>20354822
of course not, but at least I have a sister because her skull wasn't bashed into the curb and tossed in a street garbage bin an hour after she was born

[Anonymous No.20355236]

>>20354822
Hot

[Anonymous No.20355302]

>>20351250
>says 16 bottles
>see a 6pack

Price would actually be reasonable if it were a 16 pack, which doesn't exist. Are you in a convenience store, liquor store, or grocery?

[Anonymous No.20355439]

>>20355302
It's a convenience store and look at the tag is says 6pk.

[Anonymous No.20355592]

>>20355439
I'm aware of what it IS, I'm pointing out what appears to say
>convenience store
Might be cheaper to buy your daterape drinks at walmart

[Anonymous No.20355605]

>>20351250
Indeed it has.

[Anonymous No.20355614]

>>20355302
the tag literally says Circle K

[Anonymous No.20355617]

>>20351256
Imagine bragging about being a dipshit livestock defending the FDA. Don't you fucking dare ever call yourself human again, cattle.

[Anonymous No.20355626]

>>20355614
Thanks I see it now, but missed it on first glance

[Anonymous No.20355631]

>>20355592
Virgin

[Anonymous No.20355634]

>>20355617
enjoy your natural flavors, retard