/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20351182]

Other than salads, what can you even do with this?

[Anonymous No.20351184]

>>20351182
cram

[Anonymous No.20351185]

place it in a wet orifice

[Anonymous No.20351190]

>>20351182
Right up the asshole

[Anonymous No.20351192]

>>20351182
Cucumber cream cheese sandwich or toast

[Anonymous No.20351194]

>>20351182
face mask

[Anonymous No.20351203]

>>20351182
To buttfuck you with

[Anonymous No.20351219]

>>20351182
make pickles is what I do

[Anonymous No.20351240]

slice it up and marinate in shio koji to make a tsukemono

same as above but with a kimchi paste

dip in white miso paste as summer snack

cram em up your mom's ass

[Anonymous No.20351253]

>>20351182
slice and quick pickle

[Anonymous No.20351310]

>>20351182
did you at least check the catalog before you decided to keep shitting up the board?
>>20347922

[Anonymous No.20351321]

>>20351182
Pickle in apple cider vinegar, along with some green peppers, garlic and tomatoes.

[Anonymous No.20351401]

>>20351182
Get a tub of lube and you and your fag friends can go to town.

[Anonymous No.20351421]

>>20351182
Cucumber salad is the best salad though
>finely diced cucumber (ideally Persian or English, but regular grocery store cucumbers work if you skin and deseed them)
>onion (ideally red, but white or yellow works as well)
>tomato
>jalapeno or some other spicy green pepper (optional, but I always include it)
>Fresh herbs (cilantro, parsley, mint, dill all work well for this, use whatever you have)
>Lemon or lime juice
>Olive oil
>Salt
>Black pepper (optional)

[Anonymous No.20351431]

I'm afraid to try it, Dexter the hot new show had a guy eat a cucumber sandwich.

[Anonymous No.20351434]

>>20351421
Don't you and friends have tea at some British nobility castle, then you can have cucumber sandwiches with the annoying crusts cut off by servants, like from some PBS or NPR show.

[Anonymous No.20351440]

>>20351434
Bro I just described a middle eastern cucumber salad, this is what Hamas and the Houthis eat.

[Anonymous No.20351456]

>>20351440
If it's any good and with lime I'll make it disappear like Houdini magic.

[Anonymous No.20351468]

>>20351456
It's best with some pita bread and hummus though, IMO one of the best things to eat for breakfast.

[Anonymous No.20351470]

>>20351182
Eat with crispy duck and spring onion and duck sauce.

[Anonymous No.20351478]

>>20351468
These Gardettos SR are good with hummus anytime, not just for breakky.

[Anonymous No.20351479]

>>20351478
I bet they are good for cramming up your shitty bloody asshole tooo

[Anonymous No.20351486]

>>20351479
Clearly you have issues and should seek therapy.

[Anonymous No.20351488]

christian bakeries should have to bake gay wedding cakes
gay people are humans too

[Anonymous No.20351493]

>>20351488
Christian bakeries should bake gay cakes by putting gays inside the cake before baking

[Anonymous No.20351528]

>>20351493
never consume human over the age of 10 to be safe

[Anonymous No.20351530]

>>20351182
> White bread
> smoked salmon
> cream cheese
> thinly sliced & peeled cucumber
Tea sandwiches, simple as.

[Anonymous No.20351531]

>>20351488
Also Jewish bakeries should make swastika shaped challah bread

[Anonymous No.20351646]

>>20351182
Tatziki my man

[Anonymous No.20351671]

>>20351530
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh man so much yes!!! Ohhhh goodness oh my, oh my oh my yeeeees!!! Ughhhhh it's SOOO good!!! Yeeeeeeeeeesssss! People really underrate the cucumber cream cheese white bread combo, you can put ham, smoked meats, smoked fish, so many options, fruits even!!! It goes good with FRUIT!!! Other vegetables that no one would expect to be good, the cucumber works well with savory or sweet! Than you so much for mentioning this thank you so much!

[Anonymous No.20351684]

>>20351671
who the fuck types like this

[Anonymous No.20351722]

>>20351684
Me dude, me...

[Anonymous No.20351765]

Lesser known Chinese dish I like, lamb and cucumber soup.
And idk if you'd count it as a salad (I eat it like a sauce) but tzatziki.
>>20351646
This lady knows.

[Anonymous No.20351846]

>>20351765
It's best to let the ladies pick, that way us guys don't get hollared at so much.
Walking on the moon.
https://youtu.be/zPwMdZOlPo8?list=RDMM

[Anonymous No.20351921]

>>20351722
We're you having an orgasm while typing that out? not judging, just genuinely curious.

[Anonymous No.20351940]

>>20351671
based try hard
>>20351684
cringe shamer

[Anonymous No.20351947]

Greek yogurt sauce?

[Anonymous No.20351960]

>>20351921
>>20351940
Thanks ck/ings (reddi gold) my aunt dropped me in my head when I was young, I was born in Romania, and lived in Alba Lulia which is in the former province Transylvania, but I'm very excitable, and I'll tell you what, not a lot of people talk about that flavor combo, everyone's obsessed with greasy foods and large sums of spices, like every popular sandwich has these robust and big flavor combos, while the classic tea sandwich cucumber and cream cheese have fallen to the way, but yeah I get excited easy, maybe cuz the bump to my knoggin, I don't really act like the rest of my family because of this.
Maybe again cuz the bump, or maybe cuz my mom cheated on my dad and had me (and I know you guys tend to hate women that cheat, but my dad cheated on her for like 90% of their marriage before she gave up and found another relationship) but yeah, I hope you guys have a great day God bless.
Also no I wasn't orgasming haha!

[Anonymous No.20352208]

just put salt on it
just put balsamic on it

[Anonymous No.20352220]

>>20351671
I'LL have what SHE'S having!!!

[Anonymous No.20352246]

>>20351182
>we crammin'
-Bob Marley

[Anonymous No.20352320]

>>20352208
That's a salad, thoever.

[Anonymous No.20352722]

>>20351182
With Tuna on sandwiches

[Anonymous No.20352733]

>>20351182
Cucumber snek

[Anonymous No.20352767]

>>20352320
no its a salted cucumber

[Anonymous No.20352771]

>>20351182
didn't we have the same thread yesterday
I made a hilarious dildo joke

[Anonymous No.20352820]

>>20351671
this made me hard

[Anonymous No.20353010]

>>20351182
Cram

[Anonymous No.20353031]

>>20351646
Or cucumber raita. Both are very good.

[Anonymous No.20353107]

I stuffed my gf's cunt with it yesterday while she was blowing me, the zuchini was too large.

[Anonymous No.20353116]

>>20351182
tea sandwiches

[Anonymous No.20353152]

refreshing cucumber

[Anonymous No.20353326]

>>20352733
CUTE

[Anonymous No.20353333]

>>20351182
buterbrod