/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20350493]

What's the best frozen pizza brand?

[Anonymous No.20350521]

>>20350493
the kind you eat when i buttfuck you

[Anonymous No.20350522]

>>20350493
totino's party pizza

[Anonymous No.20350523]

That's not pizza please stop calling it that

[Anonymous No.20350533]

>>20350493
I'm partial to Red Baron myself
>>20350522
used to buy a lot of these and most the time my NEET brother would eat most of them. I bought them because I knew he loved them though and I myself like them a fair amount.
May get one in his honor next time I'm at the supermarket, but I won't be buying the 4 pack as he won't be around to eat 3 of them... fuck I miss him.

[Anonymous No.20350557]

>>20350533
>fuck I miss him
What happened?

[Anonymous No.20350560]

Jack's and Tombstone. Red baron used to be good but the quality has massively declined and the price has gone way up.

[Anonymous No.20350561]

Across the board California Pizza Kitchen is probably top tier. If you haven't had their thin croissant crust you're missing out and all of their stuff is at least decent.

[Anonymous No.20350563]

>>20350533
RIP, vaxtard

[Anonymous No.20350567]

>>20350493
What do you want on your tombstone?
>Based human
>Engraved marble
>Cheese and pepperoni

[Anonymous No.20350570]

>>20350560
Jack's cheese sticks are greeeeeaaaasy

[Anonymous No.20350578]

>>20350557
I buttfucked him. He was never the same

[Anonymous No.20350588]

It's not delivery, desu

[Anonymous No.20350607]

>>20350563
I think he may be the only member of my immediately family who wasn't vaxxed, which I regret taking myself, since at best it did nothing. and at worst ???
>>20350557
TL;DR he committed suicide by American Police

he was always schizo-adjacent but he went after he quit drinking a couple years later he started going FULL schizo. He had a slip for one day then went sober again and that seemed to make it even worse.
I also blame the Zoloft, he seemed to get crazier any time he was on zoloft. what he needed was antipsychotics. also funny how alcohol was holding it back.

I digress, some shit went down (dad had a stroke and was unconscious in the hospital for days at a time and paralyzed on his left side) and he was really stressed out and the cracks began to show. he kept complaining about brainfog and then he started complaining about something in the air, and that "they" were beaming stuff into the house, radiation that caused my dad's stroke allegedly
Then he just ramped it up from there. he would seem to get inception'd by ideas on tv and movies. like I was watching Better Call Saul around that time and he started thinking it was electricity causing it and he started putting a faraday cage around himself (this was near the end), just like Chuck from BCS.
then he went to stay at my mom's to try and calm his mind and He got inception'd by crime documentaries thinking the government was going to arrest him, put him in jail for life, and he would get raped forever.
This particular fixation culminated in him thinking it would be better for the police to kill him than throw him in jail for eternal rape.

He held up some passerbys for money downtown with a knife (he literally had 120 dollars in his wallet) but was so unthreatening they just laughed it off and walked past him, but they called the police.
The police came, told him to drop the knife, he wouldn't drop the knife because he wanted this. My mom was there, screaming. saw it all.
Police magdumped.

[Anonymous No.20350626]

>>20350607
>An hero'd by police
I'm sorry fren

[Anonymous No.20350645]

>>20350626
Thanks, anon.
We are all gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.20350650]

>>20350493
Digiorno, but it's expensive as fuck now. If your frozen pizza costs as much as a fresh pizza from the deli or Little Caesars what's the point? Now it's only worth getting if they're having a sale or you have a coupon.

[Anonymous No.20350661]

[Anonymous No.20350698]

freschetta, easily

[Anonymous No.20351423]

>>20350560
I just had a red baron yesterday and put pizza seasons n stuff on it and it was so fucking good

[Anonymous No.20351450]

>>20350650
What are you smoking anon? Digiorno is like half the price of a fresh pizza and these are instacart prices

[Anonymous No.20351498]

>>20351450
Little Caesars charges $6.50 for what used to be the $5 hot and ready pepperoni or cheese. It's $7.50 for the Extra Most Bestest pepperoni, sausage or cheese (more toppings). Dominos has a carryout deal for $8 large 1 topping pizzas.

[Anonymous No.20351540]

>>20351498
None of this is true

[Anonymous No.20351567]

>>20351540
Depends where you live. LC's is weirdly expensive in my area (like $16 for a 3 meat deep dish) but you can get the $8 large carry outs out dominos.

[Anonymous No.20351587]

>>20351540
>>20351567
Granted I'm in a cheap flyover town but here are my local Little Caesars prices. Without sales or coupons Digiornos here are $8-10 depending what kind you get and what store you go to.

[Anonymous No.20351668]

>>20350493
red baron for pizzas
Totino's for French bread pizza and pizza rolls
Hot pockets for Calzones

[Anonymous No.20351688]

>>20350493
I really enjoy the taste of this one dollar pizza. I usually add extra cheese on it.

[Anonymous No.20351746]

I really miss these. They weren't even frozen they were refrigerated and they were dirt cheap.

[Anonymous No.20351748]

>>20351746
Man I can still taste these. I always made mine with extra salt and pepper and then dump like half a jar of jalapenos on it.

[Anonymous No.20351750]

>>20350493
Red Baron and Tombstone are both best for value. Best one I've had for overall flavor, disregarding price was pic rel

[Anonymous No.20351751]

>>20351748
I don't think I've had them since I was a kid but nothing tastes quite like them. Closest is probably brushing a thin layer of pizza sauce on a pita bread, baking that until the sauce dries then adding cheese and toppings to melt.

[Anonymous No.20351958]

>>20350522
SPBP
But they are too expensive now :( It's over $2 for just 1

[Anonymous No.20351975]

I've only had three and two (Celeste and Neumann's Own) were fucking awful. The other was Acme/Safeway/Albertsons/Jewell/etc own brand and surprisingly good. I only bought it because it was $1.50 at the time for a huge-ass pizza and was pleasantly surprised.
>>20350607
There was a really good restaurant I used to like, owned by a pair of brothers. One was legit schizo and said as much often but it always seemed like he had it under control. Until one day, he didn't have it under control. He killed his brother, burned down the restaurant and committed suicide by cop by running naked at an officer while holding an /unloaded/ rifle. The cop didn't know it wasn't loaded. All he knew is that there was a naked raving lunatic running at him with a firearm as a building burned behind him. He had no choice but to open fire.

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[Anonymous No.20352095]

>>20352089
thats the one!

[Anonymous No.20352186]

>>20350493
>zesty
Will the sauce suck my dick?

[Anonymous No.20352914]

>>20350522
>>20351958
>But they are too expensive now
so I was looking and it seems walmart generic brand is cheap, less than the small dollartree kind.
is the great value party pizza knockoff good?

[Anonymous No.20352938]

only if it's on sale thoughbeit

[Anonymous No.20352964]

>>20352938
that's like 10-11 oz.
how much is the on sale price?
I don't think I've seen these in stores before

[Anonymous No.20352974]

>>20350650
This pizza
Where did it go?
Why was it taken away from the people?

[Anonymous No.20352975]

>>20352964
like 3.5-3.7€
honestly still expensive for the size

[Anonymous No.20352979]

>>20352975
what the fuck is that a bow and arrow
how does that translate to bucks

[Anonymous No.20353007]

>>20352979
yeah its a bow and arrow, 3 shafts is a half farthing which translates to about 3.50 in freedombux

[Anonymous No.20353108]

>>20351587
>Uses the top 7 most expensive pizzas on their menu to prove point.

[Anonymous No.20353120]

>>20353007
I don't even want to know the non sale price. three and a half farthings is pushing it