/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20347831]

For me, it's Secret Aardvark.
The best hot sauce

[Anonymous No.20347838]

' the fuck outta 'ere with jive ass shit

[Anonymous No.20347865]

I remember when 'vark posting was the latest thing. "Have a 'vark for a lark" we'd say. Kids these days just post ecelebs, eat hot chip, and lie.

[Anonymous No.20347871]

Vark cuck posts got me addicted to this board. I wish my wife gave me good boy points.

[Anonymous No.20347880]

Post the ‘vark archives proving ‘vark posting really was the ‘vark company shilling their shitty tomato sauce here.

[Anonymous No.20347884]

>>20347880
*varchives

[Anonymous No.20347901]

>>20347831
I just LOVE LOVE LOVE a #womanowned business that supports BIPOC in my local community!

Doesn't it get you guys excited when a company is here to #crushthepatriarchy?

[Anonymous No.20347907]

>>20347831
SO POWERFUL!

[Anonymous No.20347910]

>>20347831
I'd eat it

[Anonymous No.20347942]

>>20347901
really need to just start guillotining anyone who unironically uses the word equity

[Anonymous No.20348129]

>>20347831
Yellow bird makes really great hot sauces. Their ghost pepper is my favorite.

[Anonymous No.20348136]

>>20347942
Can't tell if this a joke or legitimate ignorance about basic economics

[Anonymous No.20348157]

>>20348136
Found someone who needs the guillotine.

[Anonymous No.20348237]

>>20347901
>>20347907
Sure am glad I never bought any of their shit.

[Anonymous No.20348489]

I knew the guy who made that sauce. I went to a Halloween party at Scott's place and he had this room cordoned off with DO NOT CROSS police tape. He got really drunk and someone pulled out a glass bowl and he smoked methamphetamines in front of everyone. He started clenching his jaw really hard and talking a lot. Someone complimented a painting in his living room and he started talking about how he bought it from a SS officer's great grandson. Then one weird quiet guy started talking to him about Hitler and stuff and Scott got up and ran to the room and unblocked it then he ran back to the living room and I'm talking about sprinting back and forth. He ushered me and several other people into that room and started picking things up and pointing things out and explaining the history behind them. Needless to say I was extremely uncomfortable. Scott had like 20 bayonet knives with nazi markings on them. He had several old, tattered swastika flags. The propeller of a Nazi biplane was hanging on the wall. He showed us a rack of real uniforms and he boasted about meeting one of the Nazis that wore it. Most people left the room, and some even left the party at this point. I tried to walk out, but Scott blocked the door and made me help him and that weird guy pull a war chest into the living room. It had to have weighed at least 300lb. I tried to get Scott to calm down and mellow out but he accused me of being a communist which I denied. I tried to excuse myself because I was understandably uncomfortable being there. He opened the chest and pulled out a collection of Luger pistols. He made me sit down and at some point he smoked another bowl of meth. I was frozen as he pulled out pistol after pistol each with several Nazi markings on the barrels and frames. He said they were all matching serial #s and the whole chest was worth $450,000.

[Anonymous No.20348498]

>>20348489
when the drugs came out, I'd have simply left immediately

As far as collectors go, if you don't already collect art and historical artifacts, of whatever type, you're investing your money in funds and stocks instead, right? Or you do not think about those kinds of things? Spend all you make?

[Anonymous No.20348521]

>>20348498
He said he added a chemical to one of the flavors of his sauce so that it would be especially painful in your eyes and he had it holstered and ready at the hip.

[Anonymous No.20348575]

>>20347901
Jokes on you, faggot. I shoplift my vark sauce and then intentionally dont enjoy it when i use it.

[Anonymous No.20348577]

>>20347942
What word do I use to quantify the value of my house less the outstanding mortgage?

[Anonymous No.20348599]

>>20347901
has getting angry at these people improved your life in anyway?

[Anonymous No.20348958]

>>20347901
>>20347907
The sauce tastes good and it's technically women cooking. I don't care how they spend their money because I'm not a commie fascist unlike (you).

[Anonymous No.20348977]

>>20347831
this shit is disgusting

[Anonymous No.20349000]

*Vinegar Sauce

[Anonymous No.20349246]

It’s overpriced as shit but if I can find the bogo I’ve really been liking Truff hotter sauce lately

[Anonymous No.20349264]

>>20348958
>>20348599
>t.

[Anonymous No.20349266]

[Anonymous No.20349269]

>>20349266
Oh no do they really employ white people? That's outrageous.

[Anonymous No.20349272]

>>20347831
is this sauce actually good, i see very different reviews, for example this one:

I'm not a fan of this sauce. I've never had a time when I thought it added something to my dish or sandwich. It's not a bad sauce but it just doesn't go well with anything. It tastes a lot like the taco sauce you get in the taco package from the store. Taco shells, seasoning for minced meat and taco sauce. Spiciness is perfect.

is it really that bad?

[Anonymous No.20349300]

>>20349272
There are those who can't hark the Vark, but if you live the Vark life you can't help answering the call. Always Varkin'.

[Anonymous No.20349309]

>>20347865
lamao

[Anonymous No.20349317]

>>20349272
I finished off a bottle and have a mostly full one in the fridge. It has a nice heat to it and the flavor is good, very tomato forward. I would generally agree that it's not really a versatile sauce though, I really only use it on eggs or texmex style foods.

[Anonymous No.20349351]

>>20349300
You are not fooling anyone, Jay.

[Anonymous No.20349368]

>>20349300
you really love it don't you

>>20349317
thanks, got it. might try it

[Anonymous No.20349393]

>>20349368
Probably op, aka some portland commie smthat begrudgingly keeps the tradition up.

[Anonymous No.20349535]

Can someone please explain: other than tacos, what do I put hot sauce on?

[Anonymous No.20349547]

>>20349535
Eggs, sandwiches, grilled meats, fried chicken, sausages, sardines, dumplings, pizza

[Anonymous No.20349580]

>>20349535
Burgers, burritos, cheap steaks, teriyaki, chicken wings, soup

[Anonymous No.20349582]

>>20348136
Can't tell if this is a joke or legitimate ignorance about the state of corporations in [current year].
Anyway, Secret Aardvark is decent enough but very overrated. It's main selling point is that it can be used with anything, but being a jack-of-all-trades hardly justifies the hype. It's barely spicy and there are better tasting mild sauces that are just as versatile.

[Anonymous No.20349619]

>>20349582
It's also ridiculously overpriced, I'm not paying $9 for a bottle of okay-ish hot sauce just because of the silly meme name. I'd literally rather just get a 99c bottle of Valentina that tastes just as good and actually has some kick to it

[Anonymous No.20349680]

>>20347831
yellowbird is better

[Anonymous No.20349700]

>>20349680
Facts

[Anonymous No.20349832]

>>20349272
It sucks. The first ingredient is tomato lol. Don’t get suckered into buying it.

[Anonymous No.20350106]

>btfos your favorite hot sauce

[Anonymous No.20350468]

>>20349832
good point

[Anonymous No.20350477]

>>20348489
lmao I ain't reading all that

[Anonymous No.20350500]

>>20348489
this is bullshit, but I believe it