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how's that only pizza diet going /ck/?

>> No.20347067
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>>20346951
better than the only pepperoni diet

>> No.20347095

>>20346951
I swear to god every fucking night
>gonna order a pizza
How the fuck hasn't he dropped dead yet. There's also that fatfuck on /fit/ who is losing weight ordering a $7.99 pizza from dominos and eating half of it a day. That's it. That's his diet. And when you build a pizza on there and check the calories, yeah it's like 1400 calories a day. So totally viable. But it must be absolutely terrible for your cardiovascular health and insulin resistance.

>> No.20347207

>>20346951
hey, man, alright.

>> No.20347319

What is it like to live in a rural area

>> No.20347533

>>20346951
no questions amigo.

>> No.20347643

I used to eat pizza almost every day and nearly irreversibly fucked my liver up from all the fat

>> No.20347659

>>20346951
I've eaten a whole pizza 4x in the last week and I look better than 99% of you and I'm losing weight.

>> No.20348006
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>>20346951
>play a shitty mobile game with a small community
>new content drops, decide to head over to twitch and watch somone play it live
>some greasy fat fuck is streaming the game to like 5 viewers
>on the edge of his cam, he's got multiple stacks of what looks like cardboard stacked on top of each other, think it must be some kind of shitty sculpture or maybe some kind of cat scratching post
>halfway through the stream he stops playing and says "food's here" and goes of screen
>he comes back with a box of pizza, it's a small/medium and there's no labels on it, must be from some mom and pop pizza place
>mfw I watch in horror as he eats his pizza then tosses the empty box onto the stack, and I realize I couldn't tell they were pizza boxes due to the angle of the camera
>there must be over 100 pizza boxes in those stacks, and I realize there are more on the other edge of the cam, but they're barely noticeable
>must be at least 200 visible pizza boxes, and probably more off screen

When he disappeared for a week I genuinely thought he had a heart attack or a stroke and died. I kinda want to ask him why he doesn't just throw what must be month or even year old disgusting rancid pizza boxes away, but I don't think someone who looks like him is concerned with the snell/the festering mess he lives in

>> No.20348011

>>20347659
Well it’s not really hard to improve on garbage

>> No.20348015

>>20347643
Were you drinking? Overweight?

>> No.20348150

>>20346951
fuck you fat fuck

>> No.20348304
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>>20346951
I got a pizza oven a couple months ago and since then I've been eating a 12 inch pepperoni pizza every other day. I normally balance it out with a caesar salad though.
pic related, it's yesterday's pizza

>> No.20348307
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>work at 'za place delivering
>hate pepperoni and meatlovers pizza because thats the most cancels we get
>mfw earning $30 an hour after taxes to sit around and washes dishes
throughout the years about 12 different managers told me they wanted to be a driver due to the wages but couldn't due to their previous charges. must suck to be ill-tempered.

>> No.20348310

>>20348307
also the diet is working great. I rotate between the dishes thru the week to make sure I don't get sick of $10 24 bone-in wings.

>> No.20348455

>>20347095
people unironically survived worse for longer, desu. People would eat literally nothing but bread and water for months at a time while having to do labor. It's not great for people's health but it's entirely feasible to survive like that barring some stuff like scurvy for a long time

>> No.20348484

>>20346951
I'm lucky that the local joints don't do delivery, those are decent only chains do delivery and those suck and I don't want their shit. That said I have a tombstone in my freezer for those times when only a slice of pizza hits the spot.

>> No.20348549

>>20347095
>ordering a $7.99 pizza from dominos
sad to think that even 1 year ago it was $5 for a large dominos pizza

>> No.20348588

i ate ONE keto meal and got type 2 diabetes...dont fall for it bros...

>> No.20348627

>>20347095
>enriched bread
>cheese
>tomato
>herbs
>meats

There's nothing wrong with eating pizza everyday. You were wrongly educated as a youth.

>> No.20348639

>>20348627
They even started doing bowls now so you can straight up remove the bread

>> No.20348640

>>20348627
If it's homemade sure but with fucking Domino's? lol

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its everyday bro

>> No.20348654

>>20348627
looking at dominos large peppy right now, only 2370 calories and with 5,610mg of sodium. If you start on Monday, you will have consumed a lethal amount of sodium half way through your meal on Friday.

>> No.20349014

>>20348015
overweight, but no drinking
sedentary lifestyle plus high fat intake via pizza alone got me to stage 4 fatty liver before I got checked out and started losing weight

>> No.20349023

>>20348654
>lethal
I've had more sodium than that in one sitting
it wasn't pleasant but I'm not dead

>> No.20349047

>>20347095
>it must be absolutely terrible for your cardiovascular health and insulin resistance
its food nigga, it aint that bad.

>> No.20349704

>>20348654
The body naturally removes sodium through sweat, tears and urine
If you're fat you're probably sweaty, and cry a lot because of your weight, and piss a lot because constantly thirsty from diabetes
He'll be alright

>> No.20349803

>>20348011
Cope

>> No.20349833

>>20348645
Holy fucking carb

Post gut

>> No.20349849

>>20348304
What kind of pizza oven?

>> No.20350081

>>20348549
ehh i was a gm for dominoes over 10 years ago for 4 years and it was still 2 or more medium 2 toppings for 5.99 each
every now and then we'd do a promo for 5.99 large 2 topping carryout only
but it was never 5 bucks
that was little caesars

>> No.20350101

>>20346951
shut up, bitch

>> No.20350216

>>20347095
>But it must be absolutely terrible for your cardiovascular health and insulin resistance.
More likely to be problems for your intestine health. People vary quite a lot there though.