/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20336219]

Do you buy "artisan" water?

[Anonymous No.20336236]

I drink fountain water and I'm happy.

[Anonymous No.20336240]

Totally doesn’t look like a fleshlight

[Anonymous No.20336241]

Voss is literally a fashion accessory. Nobody buys this shit to drink it, but they buy it to to carry it around or put it on their desk at work and never touch it.

[Anonymous No.20336244]

bought a case of this for the meme when it first came out. was actually p good but not worth the price. tap for me, simple as

[Anonymous No.20336259]

I actually do. Embarrassing, but I swear I can taste the difference. No I haven't conducted a double blind test. My favourite is Evian and Fiji. Hate Buxton and Highland Spring.

If I was truly captivated by marketing I would love Voss but I don't think it's any good.

[Anonymous No.20336269]

>>20336244
Where is the "meme" in buying overpriced garbage, faggot.

[Anonymous No.20336274]

>>20336269
>water isn’t supposed to be black rofl
>zomg i know lololol
that’s how real life works and you would know if you stepped outside once in a while you

[Anonymous No.20336281]

This stuff is sometimes on sale for cheaper than the other water. It's okay, there's a placebo effect that convinces me it's easier to swallow and chug, like it's softer on your throat, but I'm probably imagining that.

[Anonymous No.20336286]

>>20336281
>9.5 ph
nice

[Anonymous No.20336305]

>>20336286
Yeah, I swear it feels like it's different when you're gulping it. Water isn't hard to swallow or anything in the first place but there's a very small bite on the throat from gulping a lot that isn't as present drinking the essentia shit. Still probably just tap water and baking soda

[Anonymous No.20336311]

>>20336219
>voss

literally just norwegian tap water

[Anonymous No.20336345]

at home I just fill up one of these with tap water and store it in the fridge
if I'm traveling and need to buy bottled water I just get the convenience store's cheapo store brand spring water

[Anonymous No.20336392]

>>20336305
there is a real difference and it's not tap water with baking soda lol dumbass

[Anonymous No.20336406]

>>20336219
>>20336244
>>20336281
LMAO what is that pussy estrogenwater? I only drink this.

[Anonymous No.20336455]

>>20336406
>telling people they drink estrogen water
>meanwhile your can is lined with BPA
Kek

[Anonymous No.20336650]

>>20336219
This tells me that they don't want my business, so this is not a product for me.

[Anonymous No.20336651]

>>20336219
Why is he holding the water like that? Is he planning on chucking it like a spear?

[Anonymous No.20336660]

>>20336241
Stop projecting, I bought it for the glass bottle and better taste. Sadly most places don't sell it anymore and when they do it's now in plastic bottles.

[Anonymous No.20336692]

>>20336281
I got this stuff to see if it helped with my acid reflux. It actually did seem to help a bit. I wouldn't put stock in it for anything else. Realistically it's better to fix you diet to be more balanced pH wise.

>>20336281
>>20336244
These two water types - where stuff has been added, are the only ones that are acceptable to buy (just barely above a scam). All other bottled waters are pure scams hands down. Your tap is fine in the majority of cases, and if you are Flint or other water compromised place then just get a distiller.

[Anonymous No.20336698]

>>20336259
>I swear I can taste the difference
I'm sure you can detect mineral differences in water. The water itself is tasteless, so there is no difference in water itself, and trace minerals are not important. You get all that shit in food already.

[Anonymous No.20336717]

no I live in the first world and have access to potable water from my kitchen tap

[Anonymous No.20336721]

they don't want you to know about water from Lourdes

[Anonymous No.20336723]

>>20336241
I don't think you know what projecting means

[Anonymous No.20336745]

No. We have an RO5 water filter at home.
>>20336660
Fair. Those glass bottles are dope

[Anonymous No.20336819]

>>20336219
These things make for a nice cheap glass widemouth water bottle. Shame they stopped selling em here.

[Anonymous No.20336832]

>>20336651
Showing off the branding. Thats what you are paying for

[Anonymous No.20336841]

I fish Voss bottles out of the trash of the local rich neighborhoods and refill them with tap water.

[Anonymous No.20336854]

The sad thing is how many mentally pitiful faggots would actually buy this if it were a thing.

[Anonymous No.20336971]

Only if I'm buying a bottle in public

[Anonymous No.20336993]

>>20336219
It's a retard trap.

[Anonymous No.20336999]

>>20336392

[Anonymous No.20337000]

idk why people pretend these bottles look good with that ugly-ass cheap looking grey plastic cap. The name is also placed extremely visually unpleasant, it is neither centered on the glass part nor overall.

[Anonymous No.20337038]

>>20336650
wut

[Anonymous No.20337042]

>>20336219
I already get Norwegian water from my tap.

[Anonymous No.20337109]

>>20336971
>buying overpriced shit to impress nobodies
I bet you wear a Patek Phillipe, drive a leased Mercedes and live in a trailer park.

[Anonymous No.20337320]

For me, it's Cherry bubly

[Anonymous No.20337383]

>>20336219
For me, it's Cred.

[Anonymous No.20337510]

>>20336219
I'm a waterfag and have been for a long time so I believe I've tasted more water than the average man.
Most of those meme water brands do in fact taste better than your standard tap/store brand bottled water.
Voss, Fiji, Evian are all good.
I drink pic rel typically.
>>20337320
Flavoured water fags stay out

[Anonymous No.20337516]

>>20336219
i like how hes holding it in a way that it makes it look likes throwing into the trash

[Anonymous No.20337519]

>>20336219
>CTRL+F Artesian
>Phrase not found
The absolute state of 4troons.

[Anonymous No.20337529]

>>20336717
>first world anon has a portable kitchen tap

u wot m8?

[Anonymous No.20337541]

Only when traveling, although I often like to bring along a water purifier, TSA thinks the dang thing is a bomb (ceramic matrix; activated carbon; retained liquid).

Love the European fizzy water flavored with pear juice. Winner.

[Anonymous No.20337571]

>>20337109
So what

[Anonymous No.20337577]

>>20336219
I drink the tap water on amtrak that smells like a hamburger bro i dont give a fuck

[Anonymous No.20337606]

>>20336219
No I have a counter-top distiller. You wouldn't believe the amount of hard water buildup left behind after only a 1-2 weeks of use. Looks like this., Stuff feels like corn starch when you first add it to the slurry before mixing or let it set for awhile and it firms back up.

[Anonymous No.20337868]

>>20336660
The bottle weighs more than the water in it

[Anonymous No.20337872]

>>20336259
Water doesn't taste like anything.

[Anonymous No.20337885]

>>20336241
I hate this line of thinking and I see it on every board.
>Nobody actually does that
>Nobody does this for x
>This didn't happen to you
You don't know everybody

[Anonymous No.20337912]

>>20336219
i prefer ETHOS, the water by the ADL's Johnathan Greenblatt
thank you for selling me ethical water, Mr. Greenblatt!

[Anonymous No.20337942]

>>20337320
Based Bubly enjoyer

[Anonymous No.20337962]

I just get these. Got a bubbler at home, ya know? Works like a jiffy. I'll use tap for boiling though i'm pretty sure it's killing me. Dunno. I smoke half a pack a day and still do bumps so, what's it matter.

[Anonymous No.20338346]

>>20336219
>/v/ shows off his gamer fuel.jpeg

[Anonymous No.20338359]

>>20336219
Interesting fact I discovered, the bottled water brand Evian spelled backward is naive.

[Anonymous No.20338363]

i swear to god its not just a psychosomatic thing, voss actually tastes really fucking good

[Anonymous No.20338369]

>>20337510
>Montellier
This is a Saint-Justin neighborhood

[Anonymous No.20338449]

>>20336721
Based. All the Catholic grannies and aunts I know have at least a dozen bottles of holy water like this stashed at home or gifted to everyone they know. Make me almost think that this is how you spot a cradle Catholic.

[Anonymous No.20338515]

>>20336241
I buy this to make ice cubes.

[Anonymous No.20339355]

>>20336219
I'm not Patrick Bateman, so no.

[Anonymous No.20339737]

>>20336236
Based and fountainpilled

[Anonymous No.20339783]

>>20337872
To humans

[Anonymous No.20340083]

Does mineral water count?

[Anonymous No.20340171]

>>20336219
I got one of these for free from a hotel for opting out of daily room service. I reused the bottle for several years until the glass broke. It was nice to have a glass bottle.

[Anonymous No.20340185]

>tap water
heh, enjoy your fluoride *drinks non-fluoridated bottled water*
>still showers/bathes/brushes teeth/washes clothes, etc. with that same tap water
fuck...

[Anonymous No.20340213]

>>20337868
Fortunately I have the upper body strength to cope with it

[Anonymous No.20340690]

I occasionally grab a bottle of water when I'm grocery shopping. Mix things up a little from the standard reverse osmosis purified water I have at home.

[Anonymous No.20340709]

>>20336219
Voss is the absolute worst tasting water I've ever tried. I do like their big glass bottles though so I use them to fill with the filtered water from my fridge and just wash them out when necessary.

[Anonymous No.20340714]

>>20340213
How did you get so strong?

[Anonymous No.20340894]

>>20340714
Lifting glass bottles

[Anonymous No.20340948]

>>20336219
I had Voss once. It was the only water in my hotel in Vegas other than the tap water that tasted like pool water.

I woke up hungover and slammed it without a care in the world. Then i noticed the $18 price tag. They never charged me though.

My local Ross has the glass bottle stuff for like $3 bottle.

[Anonymous No.20342675]

>>20340083
Not that brand. They don't specialise in water

[Anonymous No.20343768]

No, I'm not shoot retarded.

[Anonymous No.20343835]

>>20337519
>Arte
1 of 1 match for me

[Anonymous No.20343869]

>>20336219
Is there any cum or piss from a celebrity in it?

[Anonymous No.20344267]

>>20336219
nah i open my tap fill my bottle and that's it
imagine living in the 3rd world where buying drinking water is actually considered the norm

[Anonymous No.20344275]

>buying bottled water
I'm not retarded so no.

[Anonymous No.20344282]

Are there actually people who don't have a dedicated 2 stage filter system with its own faucet specifically for drinking water at their sink?

>My tap water is too disgusting to be filtered enough by those
Try living somewhere that isn't a shithole

[Anonymous No.20344296]

>>20344282
I don't have one cos our tap water is great

[Anonymous No.20344309]

>>20344296
Good for you I guess, it's probably not true but I'm happy for you

[4chan_girl No.20344315]

>>20344309
Beats living in india

[Anonymous No.20344317]

>>20344309
of course it is true. I am sad for you.

[Anonymous No.20344323]

>>20336219
So what's stopping rocks and sand getting into it?

[Anonymous No.20344345]

>>20344315
What doesn't?

[Anonymous No.20344348]

>>20344323
The lid

[4chan_girl No.20344374]

>>20344345
Brazil

[4chan_girl No.20344380]

>>20344345
Australia

[Anonymous No.20344698]

>>20344282
>Try living somewhere that isn't a shithole
>needs a dedicated 2 stage filter system with its own faucet specifically for drinking water at their sink

[Anonymous No.20346857]

>>20344698
I don't need it, I just like to have it because it improves the taste in my opinion. If I was too poor to afford one for some reason I'd be perfectly fine.

[Anonymous No.20346931]

>>20346857
>I don't need it, I just like to have it because

[Anonymous No.20346966]

>>20346931
Yeah, I have a lot of things I don't need. I have this thing called disposable income.

[Anonymous No.20347413]

>>20337383
i am genuinely convinced they just paid to have their product be shown on south park because before seeing it there, i had literally 0 prior knowledge of it

>>20337962
based as fuck

[Anonymous No.20347424]

>>20346966

[Anonymous No.20347440]

>>20347413
I see this stuff on shelves everywhere, every gas station, every grocery store. Never seen anyone actually drink it though.

[Anonymous No.20347784]

>>20347424
K