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One can only have on. The girl or the pizza? The pizza is customized to your liking and the girl is into whatever you're into for a 12 hour window. They're both delivered in one hour. Which do you choose?

>> No.20322470

>>20322134
kys

>> No.20322476

>>20322134
I choose 12hrs of uninterrupted sleep.

>> No.20322483

>>20322134
12 hour marathon of grand designs

>> No.20322485

>>20322470
Faggot

>> No.20322491

>>20322134
Hell yeah 12 hour D&D session with horrible homemade pizza

>> No.20322497

>>20322134
Pizza. I can eat half in a 12 hour period and reheat the rest in the oven the next day. It will bring me longer joy.

>> No.20322499

>>20322134
the toppings on that pie are too much, guy

>> No.20322511
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https://imgur.com/a/TZdSz

>> No.20322528

>>20322134
That girl is younger than my daughter. Pizza please. Then 12 hours of silence.

>> No.20322533

>>20322134
can i replace the girl with a cute twink?

>> No.20322534

>>20322533
Always.

>> No.20322538

>>20322533
Do gays seriously *prefer* that, like even if you have the choice for an actual girl? I thought twinks were more like substitutes for lack of a gf.

>> No.20322539

>>20322134
girl
i don't like pizza

>> No.20322553

>>20322538
this board really has hit a low point of stupidity.

>> No.20322556

>>20322538
girls don't have dicks. also women are annoying.

>> No.20322588
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20322588

>>20322134
She likes to clean and cook pizza's?

>> No.20322605

>>20322134
The girl because I'm into watching her eat that whole pizza

>> No.20322609

>>20322134
>>20322485
record it too

>> No.20322619

she's probably like 35 now

pizza is probably in worse shape

>> No.20322905

>>20322134
I would pick the pizza and have sex with it

>> No.20322927

>>20322134
femoids are gay, thats why only sleep with twinks, its not gay that way

>> No.20322935
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>>20322134
>One can only have on.

>> No.20322936

>>20322134
nah. she fakin it. i don't need someone to fake it for me i'll take the pizza, BUT if she wanna hang out later for real i'm open.

>> No.20322937

>>20322609
Does your mom know you blow dudes yet?

>> No.20323014

>>20322533
I'm not even gay but the fact bears fell out of style kind of makes me depressed
>t. 41 year old guy with moustache

>> No.20323161

>>20322134
The girl, obv. I hope she can bring her own golden retrievers and/or german shepherds, 'cause I don't have any dogs right now.

>> No.20324145

>>20322134
The pizza. I already have a girl.

>> No.20324153

>>20322134
The pizza obvs white women have no rizz and remain the cringiest race in bed

>> No.20324154

>>20322511
it's crazy to think if that happened now, in about 15 minutes she'd have an onlyfans and we could see her tits.

>> No.20324159

>>20324154
There is no room for simple humor on the internet anymore
Sad t b h

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>> No.20324192

>>20322538
>i may not have a gf
>but at least i haven't sunk to the level of those fags who resort to having sex with dudes
That one year the kids lost not going to school did a lot more harm to the general IQ than I expected. Holy shit.

>> No.20324202

>>20322619
>she's probably like 35 now
That's about as young as I can pull at this point.