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a butterfly lands on the last bite of your sammie, the delicious final bite youve been waiting for
what do you do

>> No.20311849

>>20311835
The last thing that caused a psychotic break for me was having a lovely moment with a butterfly like this and then realizing it had no head. I had other stuff going on but that was the straw that broke the camel's back. Became aware of myself like a month later and had destroyed my life. Had to live with my grandma for a bit. Love you grandma. What was the question?

>> No.20311856
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20311856

>>20311849
what do you mean it had no head

>> No.20311867
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20311867

>>20311835
Did you eat the critter or are you just teasin? I have some horseradish sauce that might go well with it and it's friends.

>> No.20311877

>>20311856
some insects can function just fine without a head

>> No.20311882

eet ze bugz

>> No.20311885

>>20311856
it was a Jewish butterfly

>> No.20311892

>>20311835
If its actually a butterfly, I let it have some, then shoo it away gently and finish my sando. If its a fucking yellowjacket again, imma crush the fucker in my bare hand and spit on its mangled corpse, stinger be damned. Butterflies are beneficial to the plant life, in spite of the havoc their larvae cause. Yellowjackets and other hornets are just fucking nigger bugs.

>> No.20311928

>>20311835
If I had a fat ogre hand like that I'd put the sandwich down and stop eating altogether for a few months.

>> No.20311930

>>20311835
take one big bite
little extra crunch

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>>20311930
That little extra is the crunchberrys

>> No.20312488

>>20311867
thank you for reminding me to get another jar of homemade horseradish

>> No.20312494

>>20311835
I exclusively eat whatever my pet dragonfly Ralph lands on.

>> No.20312496

>>20311928
That's a masculine hand, you wouldn't know anything about that

>> No.20312536
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>>20311835
Gardens lookin good op

>> No.20312559

>>20312496
>no callouses
>obese sausage fingers to fit in your boyfriend's asshole
>holding disgusting goyslop
That's the hand of a retarded faggot.

>> No.20312788

>>20311835
Does anyone else think it's strange that we eat lots of animals (cow, pig, bird, ect) but we don't eat butterfly? Why not have like popcorn with toasted butterfly? It sounds pretty good.

>> No.20313694

>>20312788
This isn't Don't Starve, dumbass, they're not made of butter.

>> No.20313885

>>20311849
It wouldn't have made much of a difference if it did have a head, bugs are dumb.

>> No.20313907

>sad pepe in the thumbnail
am i going insane or do you guys keep doing this on purpose

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>>20311835

>> No.20313934

let bug bro have a taste and eat when hes gone of course

>> No.20313936

>>20312788
only freaks eat entire animals like bugs and anchovies
normal people only consume the meat
the bigger the animal the more selective you can be with your own diet
fuck nature, nature will surely fuck you if given the chance, sustain yourself

>> No.20313939

>>20313907
oh my god

>> No.20314006

>>20311835
From the thumbnail I thought you shopped a black pepe on the bread

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>>20313907
>>20314006

>> No.20314233

>>20311835
let him have a bite
watch his funny trunk slorp my sandwich

>> No.20314313

>>20311835
Pepe on wings.

>> No.20315128

>>20311835
you waited for it to land on it while focusing the cell phone camera lens there instead of knocking it off with a flick of your finger

>> No.20315336

>>20311892
You should eat those and roll around naked and in pain like Pickle did. It teaches a valuable lesson in manliness.

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>>20311835
Imprison it in acrylic resin

>> No.20315607

>>20311892
Yellow jackets are great for the ecosystem. They kill mosquitoes. Stop being a pussy little chud

>> No.20316988

Jump of its back and fly away.

>> No.20317020

I'd kill myself.

>> No.20317248

>>20311835
wait for him to leave, tear that little bit of bread off, and continue eating

>> No.20317716

>>20311835
Let it rest and acquire nutrients, then when it flies off, finish the sandwich. There are no butterfly-transmitted diseases.

>> No.20317721

>>20312788
>Why not have like popcorn with toasted butterfly? It sounds pretty good.
They are bitter and sometimes poisonous. Look up the word "aposematism" for more information.

>> No.20317764

>>20317716
They give you the gay, actually.