/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20310991]

people are just pretending to like coffee

[Anonymous No.20310995]

black iced coffee usually is never nice

[Anonymous No.20311001]

>>20310991
>le quirky awkward 5/10 girl is muh waifu!!
>she's so pure and based traditional, she totally hasn't had a train of cocks ran on her!!

[Anonymous No.20311002]

>>20310991
Yeah, the entire SCA is people pretending to like coffee. The corner stone of several countries economies, all built on exporting coffee to people living a lie

[Anonymous No.20311003]

>>20310991
I feel that way about beers
but with coffee it's not half bad when you add a quarter cup of sugar to it

[Anonymous No.20311004]

>>20310995
>cold brew
>iced pourovers
You are weak

[Anonymous No.20311005]

>>20310991
I don't like it, but I drink it. And I drink the good stuff as well.

[Anonymous No.20311015]

you all talk like that because all you've had your entire life is burnt, bug seasoned espresso shit coffee
try some high quality light roast prepared on a drip filter, the coffee is even sweet naturally

[Anonymous No.20311020]

>tastelet who can’t appreciate a range of flavors and profiles
i like espresso so idk man. the bitter is great

[Anonymous No.20311024]

>>20310991
>people pretend to like coffee
>people pretend to like alcohol
>people pretend to like x

speak for yourself. YOU don't like coffee
a good cup of coffee is very enjoyable.

[Anonymous No.20311043]

Coffee enjoyers be all like - damn, that's a good cuppa Joe!

[Anonymous No.20311059]

>>20311003
zoomer detected

[Anonymous No.20311068]

>>20311043
>7-11

[Anonymous No.20311071]

>>20311043
>>20310991
to be fair, Jap coffee is actually fucking awful.

[Anonymous No.20311095]

Black iced coffee is so much better than sweetened ice coffee with a small amount of milk/cream. Anything more than that is a coffee milkshake and is in a different category.
Exception given to coffee sweetened with natural unrefined cane sugar. That stuff hits different.
Pro tip: a tiny pinch of salt really elevates the iced coffee experience.

[Anonymous No.20311098]

>>20310995
Black iced coffee is so much better than sweetened ice coffee with a small amount of milk/cream. Anything more than that is a coffee milkshake and is in a different category.
Exception given to coffee sweetened with natural unrefined cane sugar. That stuff hits different.
Pro tip: a tiny pinch of salt really elevates the iced coffee experience.

[Anonymous No.20311101]

>>20311098
It was gay and wrong the first time you posted it.

[Anonymous No.20311103]

>>20310991
When you drink the cheap stuff, it won't be a pleasant experience.
>>20311043
That means it's working.

[Anonymous No.20311105]

>>20311071
I bet they only use robusta beans from some low-lying foggy swampland farmed in Vietnam.

[Anonymous No.20311110]

>>20311059
>zoomer detected
you'r detector is broke
now guess how I identify and maybe my home state even

[Anonymous No.20311112]

>>20311001
why is your first thought about a woman man i bet she got a ton of dick in her? why are you, as a man, thinking about other mens dick. we got a dick watcher over here

[Anonymous No.20311131]

>>20311001
You can tell the people who aren't successful with women when they rate women on a number scale.

[Anonymous No.20311155]

>>20310991
asians just seem like incomplete humans to me
They dont sweat, can't grow beards, can't tolerate milk, can't pronounce certain sounds, their faces are flat, all rook the same and think the same. And they drink coffee cold like fucking troglodytes

[Anonymous No.20311166]

>>20310991
Yeah. Beer and hard liquor too.

[Anonymous No.20311247]

>>20311155 [55]
Yuka is a very sweatty girl. I wonder if she is mixed race?

[Anonymous No.20311248]

>>20311098
>salt
hmmmmmm sounds stupid enough that it might be nice so ill try it.

[Anonymous No.20311253]

>>20311004
Gottem

[Anonymous No.20311260]

>>20310991
Yep, that's why they hold it in their hand for four hours instead of drinking it and throwing away the cup. They want to be seen drinking coffee because it's cool but they don't want to actually drink it because even with several cups of added sugar it's yucky.

[Anonymous No.20311322]

>>20310991
They are actually addicted, but just don't want to acknowledge it.

t. caffine-free, sober, natural, and lucid

[Anonymous No.20311338]

>>20311131
This. People who actually have sex use more general terms- hot, hot in a trashy way, cute, there’s something about her, would, ugly. Pro tip for all you incels and failed normies.

[Anonymous No.20311393]

>>20311131
>>20311338
Happily married nigger. Keep jerking off to muh pure chinksect waifu

[Anonymous No.20311395]

true, everyone I know that drinks coffee secretly hates it
that's why i'm a soda chad

[Anonymous No.20311397]

>>20311393
Why would somebody just go on the internet and lie like this?

[Anonymous No.20311468]

>>20311393
Sure you are.

[Anonymous No.20311535]

>>20310991
i did black iced coffee with a pump of mint syrup during xmas. very refreshing if you have a cold.

[Anonymous No.20311625]

>>20311155
I can tolerate milk perfectly fine. In fact, I drink whole milk with my every dinner.

[Anonymous No.20311638]

>>20311043
kek that's the exact same face every Asian girl I've been with made when I busted on their face. How come in porn they look happy but IRL they seem upset?

[Anonymous No.20311642]

>>20311003
This.

[Anonymous No.20311659]

>>20311322
This, just like alcohol and tobacco. Millions of people are thinking and discussing their enjoyment of different things about their coffee/beer/wine/whisky/cigars EXCEPT their highly addictive active ingredients.
If you give the finest alcohol/coffee/tobacco to a novel adult user that has never experienced them, they will think it's disgusting. But addicts will tell you "it's an acquired taste bro", as though you need to "acquire" a taste for things that are inherently good. What they really mean is that one needs to habitually use the addictive substance for some time before the associated taste/smell/health effects become tolerable for the sake of of satisfying addiction cravings.

[Anonymous No.20311669]

addiction rewires the brain. Heroin addicts legitimately enjoy the sting of a needle.

[Anonymous No.20311688]

>>20311155
>cant grow beards
explain this then

[Anonymous No.20311711]

>>20311688
Superb chi control.

[Anonymous No.20311714]

>>20311688
i can hear this image.

[Anonymous No.20311716]

>>20311659
>some autist justifying his diaper pallate with a worldwide conspiracy of addicts that like things that he doesn't
>remind myself of the board name
>/ck/
as ever
you're not even wrong because MOST coffee drinkers are addicts, and MANY are alcoholics. but i wish you knew how embarrassingly ignorant and wrong your general argument is. go back to any of your 100 fast food threads

[Anonymous No.20311724]

>>20310991
I enjoy my cuppa joe like a fine woman, black and incredibly bitter with a sprinkling of sugah.

[Anonymous No.20311729]

>>20311714
EXUPRAIN DISSUDEN

[Anonymous No.20311731]

>>20311716
Classic addict response. Bet you needed a good fix after this.

[Anonymous No.20311739]

>>20311731
i think most coffee is garbage
i don't get a buzz out of alcohol but i like the taste
hang yourself, subhuman autist

[Anonymous No.20311763]

>>20311739
I'll be fine, but you'll always seethe irrationally at any mention of addiction. Keep those cravings at bay manchild addict.

[Anonymous No.20311774]

>>20311763
>manchild

[Anonymous No.20311780]

I enjoy coffee but would never drink it cold.

[Anonymous No.20311781]

>>20310991
Only those pretend who drink it black without sugar.

[Anonymous No.20311788]

>>20310991
xkcd is this you again?

[Anonymous No.20311801]

>>20311788
>xkcd
faggy code ape "humor"

[Anonymous No.20311810]

>>20311659
i liked all those things as a kid, the only one i would say is because of conditioning is tobacco. also, sugar is a drug too, and most people love sugar out the gate.

[Anonymous No.20311825]

>>20311024
>bitter
Fine, an actual flavor. Coffee and dark chocolate are based
>alcohol
Tastes like gasoline on its own, otherwise people would drink everclear for the taste if alcohol was so delicious which literally no one does. "good" varieties just use various methods to mask the noxious chemical flavor

[Anonymous No.20311837]

only I can watch yuka fuck off

[Anonymous No.20311887]

>>20311155
>can't grow beards
They can. It's just that beards are considered gross in modern Japan so you have to shave or else people will look at you like you're a disgusting hobo and you'll never get a job

[Anonymous No.20311890]

Yesterday, I suddenly "smelt" the smell of a specific kind of coffee that I used to drink that I miss.

So you're wrong, people enjoy coffee.

[Anonymous No.20312376]

>>20311071
true, it's really acidic
it took me about 6 weeks to find good coffee there and I tried so many different spots. Got one an italian import grocery finally

[Anonymous No.20312404]

Enjoying a cold one in honor of this thread.

[Anonymous No.20312411]

>>20312404
damn dude you're using a ton of ice

[Anonymous No.20312412]

>>20310991
Coffee with a bit of cream and sugar tastes like it smells, fuckin delicious.

Black coffee, at least any kind I've had access to, both does not taste like it smells, and is bitter bean juice.

[Anonymous No.20312439]

>>20310991
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>>20312412
nigger

[Anonymous No.20312508]

I like black McDonald's coffee. It goes great with pic related.

[Anonymous No.20312659]

>>20311247
I want to lick the sweat off her. She's cute.

[Anonymous No.20312678]

>>20311002
They are so desperate to be anything other than gooks and chinks, you can't hate on them too much.

[Anonymous No.20312681]

>>20311112
>T. Cuckold

[Anonymous No.20312692]

>>20311397
There's all types of posters. Some are in their 50's, and can afford things like a house, and car. These things attract a partner, believe it or not. You can't judge another man based on one single post.

[Anonymous No.20312697]

>>20311393
Oh yeah? Post your wife's cleavage with a timestamp.

[Anonymous No.20312698]

>>20312439
>>>/hm/
you scream of homosexual agenda

[Anonymous No.20312701]

>>20311625
Sorry chinkanon, drinking milk won't actually make you grow any taller.

[Anonymous No.20312706]

>>20311731
People don't understand the consequences of their actions until its too late. I've had to quite canabis after 5 years of habitual use and almost had a schizophrenic outbreak. It's the having to re-wire your brain chemistry tied with how old you are as well. The poster might still be developing, as males can still be growing well into their 30s, depending on nature and nurture.

[Anonymous No.20312708]

Did she gain youtube notoriety because she does drive a rickshaw as a job?

[Anonymous No.20312711]

>>20312706
you're brain damaged form weed; occasionally enjoying a nice glass of wine or beer does not make me an addict. as i said alcohol literally does not give me a buzz, it only makes me tired

[Anonymous No.20312712]

>>20312708
Okay, no I am going to check her out.

[Anonymous No.20312717]

>>20311003
people drink beer for the alcohol
people drink coffee for the caffeine
checkm8 theists

[Anonymous No.20312832]

>>20312439
this

[Anonymous No.20312839]

>>20310991
No they aren't, tastelet.

[Anonymous No.20312852]

>>20310991
i like coffee but the shop by my house is charging like $7 for a latte

[Anonymous No.20312912]

>>20312439
this

[Anonymous No.20313038]

>>20310991
i wonder how she feels about those drinking vinegars?

[Anonymous No.20313228]

>>20310991

[Anonymous No.20313233]

>>20312717
>checkm8 theists
I drink coffee just to get my sugar
same reason I still drink kool aid

[Anonymous No.20313240]

>>20310991
Yeah, that's why they throw in tons of sugar and milk to make it drinkable. Most people can't stand actual coffee

>>20311003
Yup. Wine I can kinda get, at least there's some actual difference in taste there. But having tried everything from cheap ass bears to autstic craftbeer I can tell you they all taste the same.

[Anonymous No.20313241]

>>20311001
Bro get off the porn sites and find Jesus

[Anonymous No.20313447]

>>20311003
Have you tried adding sugar to your beers?

[Anonymous No.20313449]

Coffee is just people pretending they aren't having chocolate for breakfast.

[Anonymous No.20313717]

>>20313447
almost
if I do have some drinks it's usually twisted tea
they have a good selection of varieties these days

is there anything that can be added to make regular beer palatable?
I heard of folks adding salt
there is redeye right? tomato juice

[Anonymous No.20313733]

>>20311015
I've had what you're talking about. It's still just okay. So far Ethiopia seems to pump out my favorite bean. I only have coffee maybe once a week

[Anonymous No.20313736]

>>20310991
>I'm a fat retard who cannot consume anything unless it is drowning in HFCS
kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.20313743]

I like cofee as a sugary drink once every few months (like egg cofee, ice cofee with condensed milk), but the real deal is a tiny cup of small amount of strong black cofee I sometimes get when on a city break trip or before a date. This thing gives me tons of energy to push just a little harder. Mind you, I don't do it always, just when i'm exhausted after long day of walking around doing business but I still have a long way home so I suppose if cofee is your everyday drink it won't work as well on you.

[Anonymous No.20313856]

I love coffeee but cant drink it because it destroys my gut ans not, it's not caffeine

[Anonymous No.20313873]

>>20310991
Anything described as "an acquired taste" is something people are pretending to like, in all cases.

[Anonymous No.20313888]

>>20311003
100% a tranny

>>20310991
I like coffee and I know nothing about it, like what makes "good" coffee or "bad" coffee. I make cold brew and home and microwave it to make hot coffee. This is undoubtedly a terrible way to make coffee, but I like it. I also like gas station coffee. But then I also like coffee from the hipster coffee shops near me, and I recognize that it tastes different, but it's hard for me to say that one is "better" than the other. Tea on the other hand I love and can judge the quality of really well.

[Anonymous No.20314108]

Who is this yuka?

[Anonymous No.20314382]

>>20310991
Same with beer.

[Anonymous No.20314423]

>>20312681
ESL. If you take somebody's partner, the person you took her from is the cuckold.

[Anonymous No.20314428]

>>20310991
well no shit shes drinking 7/11 coffee

[Anonymous No.20314488]

>>20310991
Theres no reason to like black coffee, especiallywhen it's low quality grinds. However, coffee flavor greatly complements sugar. Having a taste of coffee alongside the sweet taste of the Frappuccino tastes fantastic.

[Anonymous No.20314682]

>>20314488
>Theres no reason to like black coffee
theres no reason not to enjoy it except for being a child

[Anonymous No.20314778]

>>20310991
Yuka-chan is a bit too uncanny valley for me.
It's like an AI drew "cute Japanese girl", but something's off.

[Anonymous No.20314781]

>>20314682
My mother gave me a coffee enema once a week until I turned fifteen, so the smell reminds me of shit.

[Anonymous No.20314815]

>>20314781
hot

[Anonymous No.20314841]

>>20314781
why was she doing that to you

[Anonymous No.20314862]

>>20314841
She believes it keeps the core chakra pure, maintaining spiritual purity which flows on to improved physical health. She's big on alternative medicines and crystals and stuff.

[Anonymous No.20314922]

>>20310991
i got a ride with Yuka in asakusa right after japan reopened from the rona. she's legitimately the cutest girl ever.

[Anonymous No.20314957]

>>20310991
Cheers, I'll brew and drink another moka potful to that.

[Anonymous No.20314971]

>>20312508
based goyslop enjoyer

[Anonymous No.20314978]

>>20314862
thats pretty interesting i will look into it

[Anonymous No.20315069]

>>20314682
If you need to call other people children for not wanting to drink bitter tasting water, you're probably repressed and projecting.

[Anonymous No.20315082]

>>20311131
so true. lowering standards gets so much more girls accessible.

[Anonymous No.20315085]

>>20311338
Being a man at 30 is so awesome. Every girl over age 23 is lower value than you. like this makes the majority of the female population lower value than me by default. its hilarious.

[Anonymous No.20315090]

>>20311739
>i think most coffee is garbage
youre just an idiot.

[Anonymous No.20315096]

>>20315069
it was an example of a similarly baseless statement anon, try to keep up

[Anonymous No.20315108]

>>20314781
>a coffee enema
my earliest memory is getting a barium enema at the hospital
kind of traumatizing really, honestly don't know what was going on that as a youngster I needed it
>>20314862
do you think it helped or not

[Anonymous No.20315112]

>>20314423
when i think of a girl and her previous partners, i am immediately not interested in her. so i just assume most people completely try to ignore her previous partners cause theres no way any man would commit to girl that is over age 25.

[Anonymous No.20315783]

>>20310991
conclusion: you have the tastebuds of a toddler

[Anonymous No.20315793]

>>20311003
i never started drinking, and i enjoy this tingly pinecone-tasting beverage

[Anonymous No.20315800]

>>20312717
Many drink "coffee" to rationalize a milkshake as "just a coffee"

there's healthier ways to get your sugar fix if you own a high speed blender and are unafraid of ripe fruit

[Anonymous No.20315833]

>>20311071
Wrong, UCC is the best canned coffee.

[Anonymous No.20315874]

I can appreciate a high end coffee every once in a while. I bet for most people it's still for the caffeine jolt to make them poop before starting their day.

[Anonymous No.20316152]

>>20311247
nah that's just japan
its 40c and 99% humidity for 4-5 months of the year and there's no aircon anywhere.
they also do retarded shit like run the aircon at high temperatures like 27c while keeping the windows open to "keep the air fresh".

[Anonymous No.20316171]

>>20311003
This
>yeah I know there's spirits that get you way drunker that you can't taste when you mix it with enough of something else but instead let's have piss colored drink that tastes like the ground

[Anonymous No.20316210]

>>20315793
I can't believe what I'm seeing
folks actually buy this stuff
I imagine it's not cheap
does it taste of beer?

[Anonymous No.20316402]

>>20315085
Do you remember saying things like this when you're saying being female is life on easy mode in other threads?

[Anonymous No.20316449]

This is the worst thread I've ever seen. Keep drinking trash while I enjoy my black coffee and straight liquor.

[Anonymous No.20316557]

>>20314778
u cant say that about my wife

[Anonymous No.20316597]

>>20316210
It kind of vaguely tastes like their pale ale. The aftertaste I guess is what I mean, totally different mouthfeel. Idk why people waste money on that, when I had to go sober after some jail time I just drank fucking seltzer water like a normal person

[Anonymous No.20316632]

imagine basing your preferences on how others enjoy things using a stealth chink e-celeb thread

[Anonymous No.20316634]

>>20310991
I like pretending I have parkinson's after a double-shot jesus christ caffeine.

[Anonymous No.20316640]

>>20311015
When it's good it's much better than tea.
I'm glad we pushed that shit into the ocean who needs it we've got coffee.

[Anonymous No.20316644]

Is this board comprised entirely of 15 year olds now? Black coffee is delicious, beer is delicious. When my friends and I were 17 we thought we were hilarious calling people out for drinking beer because it tasted like ass. That's exactly what this thread feels like.

[Anonymous No.20316647]

>>20313240
>all beer tastes the same
Just because you don't like them doesn't mean they taste the same retard, do you genuinely think something like Guinness and Modelo taste the same,

[Anonymous No.20316655]

>>20316644
Not all coffee is delicious, not all beer is delicious.
I once had a 'sour apple beer' at a brewfest that I literally poured out onto the lawn I was sitting on while nobody was looking, it was that bad.

[Anonymous No.20316660]

>>20316644
>hehe I learned to enjoy the taste of piss and mud water that are both bad for my health, IM FUCKING SUPERIOR

[Anonymous No.20316661]

>>20310991
Having an acquired taste for coffee is like God's ultimate shit test against humanity. Bitter and overcooked notes go against everything in our taste preferences. Even coffee snobs wouldn't drink it at room temp, because then it is utterly unpalatable unlike beer. It is the physiological benefits that make us rationalize it as something we like and then get true enjoyment from. Human psychology is fucked, don't think it's so simple as just pretending.

[Anonymous No.20316677]

>>20310991
people like coffee for the same reason they like cigarettes. it contains a chemically addictive drug that makes your brain happy even though it tastes like shit, and eventually you don't notice the shit taste anymore. coffee has benefits over cigs in that it's not "as addictive" and you don't smell like shit 24/7 to all those around you.

[Anonymous No.20316700]

>>20316660
You're a big baby crying because your pallette hasn't fully developed yet HAHA. Don't you have a fast food tranny thread to post in? Don't poop yourself on the way over there, that would be a huge L no cap!

[Anonymous No.20316729]

>>20316644
it also really depends on the quality of coffee beans and beer. ive had black coffee that was decedent with nothing added and instant hotel coffee by itself that was so grim it'd make death himself drop his scythe while vomiting on his knees

[Anonymous No.20316731]

>>20316729
>decedent
i meant decadent.

[Anonymous No.20316762]

>>20316700
nigga drinks literal poison and thinks his "pallette" has developed
You should try drinking homeless man's piss next, might be weird at first but I'm sure your premium class overdeveloped taste buds will eventually learn to love it!

[Anonymous No.20316797]

>>20316762
Better skip the homework tonight and go straight to champ, you sound a tad grumpy. Make sure your Mum has your yummy frosted flakes ready in the morning.

[Anonymous No.20316830]

>>20311015
>light roast prepared on a drip filter
this is by far the worst type of coffee
give me burnt bug roast espresso any day over that shit

[Anonymous No.20316845]

>>20311043
I feel her, store bought sloppy iced coffee tastes like you scooped water out of a still puddle from a swamp, if you want good iced coffee then you should make it at home

[Anonymous No.20316948]

Goddamnit why is Yuka getting popular, she's one of the cutest girls I've ever seen and I want her for myself

[Anonymous No.20317004]

>>20316797
dont threaten me with good time

[Anonymous No.20317008]

>>20311105
No how much money you spend on your coffee, you still won't really like it
Peaberry beans from Hanoi can have notes of Scotch whiskey and prunes

[Anonymous No.20317029]

>>20316948
>she's one of the cutest girls I've ever seen
yellow fever is helluva drug

[Anonymous No.20317076]

>>20317029
Nah. Not that guy and I don't have the yellow fever but I like looking at this girl's face. I like everything going on there.

[Anonymous No.20317118]

>>20316948
>>20317076
she looks like a special eds retard

[Anonymous No.20317178]

coffee is more of a drug than a drink. the retards that are addicted to it e.g. annoying white 30-year-old women who say "coffee and cats are my life" are just pretending to like it. it tastes like shit and needs a ton of sugar to be drinkable. i prefer lemonade, it's light and refreshing and it has some personality.

[Anonymous No.20317195]

>>20311638
I know that feel bro. It's been ages since I got to nut on a girl's face though, my gf doesn't like it, but she sucks me dry like a champ so the trade-off is worth it. But i have never seen a girl enjoy getting nutted on their faces

[Anonymous No.20317253]

I enjoy my freshly grounded black coffee every morning.
Its smooth and enjoyable.
I genuinely don't get people who need to make it so fucking sweet beyond the fact that they're addicted to sugar

[Anonymous No.20317260]

>>20317195
closet faggot

[Anonymous No.20317294]

I quit caffeine cold turkey after years of chugging two monsters a day, in addition to regular intake of coffee. Now that I'm free I can speak honestly: it tastes like ass. There are ways to improve the ass flavor, but that's the real window of discussion. A good bean in a French press comes out smooth, and not so bitter. But it's still ass.

[Anonymous No.20317297]

>>20317294
>Drug addict with a child's palate gives xir opinion

[Anonymous No.20317307]

>>20317297
I'm nearly 40 and my palate is fine. I don't put ketchup on hot dogs, and I enjoy plain grapefruits. In reality, you're not giving an unbiased opinion. It's the caffeine talking. You're not based or cool, or mature or anything like that. You're the cringe addict accusing others of being addicts. Maybe you're not even pretending. Maybe the grip of the caffeine is so strong you actually believe you like the stuff, when in truth you simply need it to shit every morning.

[Anonymous No.20317314]

>>20317307
Not him but I don't mind coffee. I'm not an 'addict' either, since my medication means I can't drink coffee regularly (that is, I drink it if I'm not taking it that day).
I also like liqourice, vegemite, sarsparilla. But then, I don't like beer.

[Anonymous No.20317325]

>>20317307
>my palate is fine
>I don't put ketchup on hot dogs, and I enjoy plain grapefruits
Your average palate means you have never experienced true flavor. Better work on that before your smell and taste buds start giving out, boomer.
>Paragraphs of projection
I have coffee on special occasions with a cigar or after wine. Often enough it's decaf. Not everyone has a child's self control and palate like you do.

[Anonymous No.20317334]

>>20317325
Oh gods you're one of those "men".

[Anonymous No.20317338]

>DUDE COFFEE IS LE DRUG
I drink coffee just cause water is boring, tea tastes like ass, and soda is too sweet and becomes annoying fast, and I never felt any "jolts" or "jitters" from it. I can drink a double black and sleep like a baby 10 minutes later. I just like the drink for its bitter kick.

[Anonymous No.20317341]

>>20317338
Caffeine is addictive my dude, you can keep coping but that won't change the reality of coffee being a drug.

[Anonymous No.20317351]

>>20315874
Mostly why I have a cup in the morning, satisfying bowel movement like clockwork shortly after, I've heard half of that is just having warm liquid hit your stomach as much as the caff
I try to avoid caffeine the rest of the day

[Anonymous No.20317364]

>>20317334
>AAAA HE TASTES WITH SUBTLETY AAAHHHHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE SAVE ME NIGGERMAN

[Anonymous No.20317385]

Autists need to be reminded of their place. No, you don't 'diverge'. No, you don't have any superpowers. You're disabled retards with arrogance who get taken advantage of.

[Anonymous No.20317390]

>>20317385
>No, you don't 'diverge'
>No, you don't have any superpowers
no one said this, why are you so mad

[Anonymous No.20317393]

>>20317390
Look around you, there's an enormous amount of coddling with mental retards going on nowadays.
Many of them say and believe these things themselves.

[Anonymous No.20317408]

>>20317393
Sorry your kids don't call you or whatever but this thread is about coffee

[Anonymous No.20317414]

>>20317408
My remarks are obviously relevant to this thread.

[Anonymous No.20317425]

>>20317414
Don't care about your schizo vagueposting grow a pair and quote your replies or stop derailing

[Anonymous No.20317537]

>>20317425
>schizo vagueposting
>derailing
nta but are you a (retarded) tranny?

[Anonymous No.20317543]

Weak addictions actually make you like the flavor of the stuff eventually. Does that make it "pretending"?

[Anonymous No.20317649]

>>20317543
The idea that someone can genuinely enjoy something purely for what it is mystifies anons in this thread.

[Anonymous No.20317673]

>>20317118
she's adorable

[Anonymous No.20318139]

>>20317076

[Neanderthal pussy No.20318307]

>>20311825
>people would drink everclear for the taste if alcohol was so delicious which literally no one does
If you like table salt, try drinking chlorine for the taste.

[Anonymous No.20318335]

>>20310991
I love coffee. Just pour in a pot, heat up slowly, once it get to a boil turn it off. Perfect, easy.
>>20311003
>Sugar
No

[Anonymous No.20318342]

>>20316660
Coffee is good for your health in moderation

[Anonymous No.20318421]

>>20318342
there's zero evidence for that please stop coping

[Anonymous No.20318446]

>>20318421
Yes there is retard.

[Anonymous No.20318452]

>>20318446
Whatever helps you (not) sleep at night, pal

[Anonymous No.20318504]

>>20310995
>>20310991
i drink BBC americano at Wcdonald's every week or so!

[Anonymous No.20318506]

>>20312717
>beer for the alcohol
just slurp methane or vodka. better value per gram of alcohol.

[Anonymous No.20318675]

>>20317294
Based. I've been clean for a few years and made a huge difference to my life. People don't realise how addicted they are to caffeine. It is a drug.

[Anonymous No.20318685]

>>20310991
GR8 B8 M8.
I R8 8/8.

[Anonymous No.20318714]

>>20318675
you didn't realize because you're a fucking retarded idiot like other "people"

[Anonymous No.20318719]

>>20318714
cope junkie

[Anonymous No.20318726]

>>20310991
im pretty sure she needs a bbc

[Anonymous No.20318734]

>>20318719
>MAN SAY NEGATIVE TO MY TRIBE
>HE MUST THINK OPPOSITIVE DIRCTION
>HMM... HEHE COPING LOL
can you read?

[Anonymous No.20318744]

Most people don't drink coffee because they like it.

[Anonymous No.20318755]

>>20318726
>Big Black Coffee

[Anonymous No.20318764]

>>20312508
The newman's own coffee they use at nald's is actually pretty decent quality. I much prefer it to dunks or bucks.

[Anonymous No.20319211]

>>20312708
She's cute and people noticed, which is an instant path to success if you're a woman.

[Anonymous No.20319250]

>>20310995
I like black iced coffee. It brings out the flavor of the coffee in a way that black cold brew could never. It's also great to have if I make a pot of pour-over and it's hot out and I'm sweaty. So then it will cool me down.

I like black iced coffee. The end

[Anonymous No.20319510]

>>20318452
Shut the fuck you stupid nigger, I doubut you even sleep at all in your bumfuck hovel you mistakenly cqll a house.

[Anonymous No.20319548]

>>20319510
It's admittedly tough with all the pussy begging to ride me, but I do manage to catch a bit of sleep here and there.

[Anonymous No.20319558]

>>20311711
kek

[Anonymous No.20319576]

Some people like roller coasters, some people like scary movies.
And some people like food that is bitter, sour, or spicy.
Personally, I've got a stomach ulcer from some aggressive pain killers I took a while back and I've had to stay away from all three while I recover. And I'm really upset about it because I genuinely think those are fun flavors.

You just gotta accept that people have different tastes than you, OP. And it's not just some grand conspiracy to shame and confuse you.

[Anonymous No.20319590]

asian women owe me companionship

[Anonymous No.20319708]

I like the idea of drinking coffee more than actually drinking it

[Anonymous No.20320079]

>>20318335
>>Sugar
>No
I hope I can say the same before the summer starts, I only drink coffee because I get tired of drinking kool aid non stop
It got a hold on me though and I'm not joking about a quarter cup

[Anonymous No.20320335]

>>20310995
>>20310991
i like it tho???

[Anonymous No.20320645]

I know you retards will fight about anything, but somehow the coffee threads always become particularly heated and vindictive and I dont understand why. It's fcking coffee, what the hell

[Anonymous No.20320751]

>>20310991
The existence of decaf renders this hypothesis unlikely to be true

[Anonymous No.20320771]

>>20318726

[Anonymous No.20320779]

>>20320645
>It's fcking coffee, what the hell
It's an autism thing.
Autists struggle from a combination of sensory overload and understanding differences in opinion.
So when they come across people that enjoy substances that overstimulate them, they treat it as a personal offense and compulsively seek out and attack anyone that disagrees with them.

You see this exact same phenomenon in alcohol and spice threads.

[Anonymous No.20320785]

>>20320779
stop schizo vagueposting >:(

[Anonymous No.20320803]

>>20320785
I'm right and you know it.

[Anonymous No.20320818]

>>20320803
>that pic
Me as a kid desu.
Although not with food, but with stuff like shows. If my sister watched a show I considered stupid, it actually upset me.

[Anonymous No.20320819]

>>20320335
op won't understand. because he doesn't like it, no one can like it.

[Anonymous No.20320825]

plz share cofveve memes

[Anonymous No.20320829]

>>20320803
loving strawberry icecream is objectively wrong and degenerate behavior though

[Anonymous No.20320844]

>>20320779
I'm immune to caffeine though, so it doesn't overstimulate anything. Bitter is the taste plants give off to ward off animals trying to eat them. The fact that you normalized this for yourself doesn't make it not taste rank as fuck. Same goes for beer, it tastes like bitter spoiled bread.
If you're gonna drink something to get drunk, pour some vodka into something with a strong taste that you like. Cheaper, faster, less disgusting.

[Anonymous No.20320853]

>>20320844
you missed the entire fucking point
how are autists this useless?

[Anonymous No.20320857]

>>20320853
No, I didn't respond to one of your two points because I didn't care about it.

[Anonymous No.20320872]

>>20320857
>thinks i'm the same anon
laughingstock
subhuman
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.20320875]

>>20320844
>Bitter is the taste plants give off to ward off animals trying to eat them.
Anon, have you considered that *this* was the overstimulation that I was talking about, rather than the caffeine itself?
People have an innate aversion to loud noises, but some still like storms.
People have an innate aversion to heights, but they still like climbing things.
Why is it hard for you to understand that even if you don't like bitter things, other people do?

[Anonymous No.20320917]

>>20320844
>Bitter is the taste plants give off to ward off animals trying to eat them
How do you explain astringent fruits then?

[Anonymous No.20320978]

>>20320875
not the autistic retard you're responding to and i want to add:
i'm pretty sure plain and simple sugar addiction also plays a role in tasting bitterness of things. i used to find cocoa powder and even unsweetened tea bitter when i was younger and hooked on sugar. i then went on a two week sugar "fast" to experiment and behold, i could drink tea and hot cocoa without any added sugar. and to this day
bad quality coffee does still taste bitter though, but good quality barely does. a good beer is bitter and should be

[Anonymous No.20321369]

>>20320875
Of course outliers exist, but the mass drinking of beer and coffee are nothing but mass peer pressure. Teens start doing it because they want to look more adult, until they learn to drink it, then they peer pressure the next generation.
People try to avoid coffee by dumping it so full of milk and sugar that it's barely coffee anymore, but you can't do much with beer. Beer sales are finally on the decline though, global markets offering alternatives is slowly unraveling the tradition.

[Anonymous No.20321376]

>>20310991
A friend of mine genuinely believes people exclusively drink coffee for the energy when I drink coffee all the time.

[Anonymous No.20321401]

>>20321376
You're addicted.

[Anonymous No.20321405]

i dronk decaf coffee with a cake. its delicious. i don't get on with caffeine

[Anonymous No.20321498]

>>20318421
Coffee is good for you, caffeine is bad for you.
Decaf is a very healthy beverage, comparable to plain tea.
Regular (caffeinated) coffee may impact your health negatively if you have a very high intake or pronounced sensitivity - an Average amount consumed by an Average person, however, is a negligible concern compared to prevalent dietary issues such as excess calory or high sugar intake.

[Anonymous No.20321508]

>>20321498
10% of people are straight up immune to caffeine to begin with. I always thought people were placeboing themselves, but it turns out it just doesn't affect me.. feels mid man.

[Anonymous No.20321511]

>>20321369
>but the mass drinking of beer and coffee are nothing but mass peer pressure.
Beer is just fermented barley tea with floral accents.
If anything, the rise in popularity of NA beers shoots your argument down because it demonstrates that there's a sustainable market beyond just "outliers" of people who like drinking beer just because they like the taste of beer.

[Anonymous No.20321542]

>>20321511
There will always be a market for it, but I predict this market is going to shrink a lot. Beer will not remain the staple drink it is.

[Anonymous No.20321599]

>>20321542
>Beer will not remain the staple drink it is.
That's fine. Just didn't go around claiming that people who like it are outliers, because that's distinctly not the case.

Doubling down on my point, craft beers and the like have maintained sales, so what you're witnessing at large is more of drop in demand for US domestic pilsners. Which was always bound to happen because that market was always artificially propped by prohibition and reactionary movements monopolizing the alcohol economy afterwards.
It's more that people are fed up with Budweiser rather than beer.

[Anonymous No.20321627]

>>20321599
Oh, nah. The market was going down before the whole budweiser thing, and I'm not thinking about the US to begin with. The craft beers are going to survive off the actual beer connoisseurs, but mainstream beer is going to die out as the tradition of beer as the communal male beverage is slowly disappearing because the peer pressure cycle is breaking.

[Anonymous No.20321647]

>>20321627
>before the whole budweiser thing
What.
The "Budweiser thing" is that people are sick of US domestic pilsners. The biggest reason being that they oversaturated the market, had no proper competition for decades, and their product continuously dropped in quality.

[Anonymous No.20321654]

>>20311110
Gay
New Jersey

[Anonymous No.20321665]

>>20321647
Dude, only Americans even drink that stuff. Beer is losing ground globally.

[Anonymous No.20321684]

>>20321665
I have no clue what you're talking about, most projections I've seen show the market is growing.

[Anonymous No.20321721]

>>20321684
Phantom growth. Common in comestible markets

[Anonymous No.20321724]

>>20310991
>>20311043
Who is this

[Anonymous No.20321727]

>>20321724
Random Asian streamer girl #120390.

[Anonymous No.20321733]

>>20321724
Yuka Chan

[Anonymous No.20321739]

>>20321721
Phantom argument. Common in insubstantial claims.

[Anonymous No.20321752]

>>20321727
Eat dicks from a ziplock bag

>>20321733
Thanks

[Anonymous No.20321754]

>>20321739
Phantom penis. Common in post-op "women" such as yourself

[Anonymous No.20321757]

>>20321754
why do you go to such great lengths to justify your dislike for beer? travel to europe sometime

[Anonymous No.20321762]

>>20321752
Arr rook same!

[Anonymous No.20321766]

>>20321757
You're not talking to the same anon anymore, just saying.
This >>20321721 comment and onward is some other guy.

[Anonymous No.20321774]

>>20321766
okay well the same question goes to you; which beers have you tried?

[Anonymous No.20321786]

>>20321774
I'm Dutch, lots of different beers here, so.. I honestly couldn't tell you. My favorite is Rochefort 10.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rochefort_Brewery

[Anonymous No.20321856]

>>20321786
seemed to me you were trying to argue that beer drinking was almost solely a conspiracy of peer pressure which makes me suspicious. i guess you're right after all that it is becoming less mainstream. one component to that is that there are more and more uncultured manchildren who aren't exposed to *culture* in general and just scoff it off. junk food and flavoured vodka. as a gen z i've had to actively work to discover many of the finer things, the pleasures in life that doesn't originate from deranged hyperonline culture
yeah i personally really like benelux ales. rochefort and duvel come to mind. chouffe is a staple beer on christmas. great stuff

[Anonymous No.20321988]

>>20310991
This might be difficult for you to believe, but there are genetic differences in how much people like bitter flavors. Mutants like (You) will never know the true pleasure of coffee.

[Anonymous No.20321996]

>>20321856
Not reading all that. I'm happy for you tho.

[Anonymous No.20322122]

>>20320803
is that why i keep getting banned from trannie discords?

[Anonymous No.20322127]

>>20322122
yes
trannies are autists 99% of the time

[Anonymous No.20322144]

>>20321856
Other guy not me. I do think it's mostly peer pressure, and I do usually prefer "flavoured vodka". Doesn't mean I can't appreciate good quality beer.

[Anonymous No.20322477]

>>20312717
Not even close to true, the second non-alcho guiness became available where I live I stopped drinking any alcohol , I like the taste of beer/stouts

[Anonymous No.20322529]

Dalgona coffee is the most degenerate form of coffee

[Anonymous No.20322572]

>>20311043
>>20310991
Beautiful woman

[Anonymous No.20323465]

>>20316210
a 12oz bottle will cost about $2 if not $2.49
by no means cheap for basically a flavored mineral water, but why not just drink a mineral water at that point?

[Anonymous No.20323483]

>>20311071
I really love coffee in Japan. I also hate expresso you get from café here in my country (France). It was also really good in commiefornia, Portugal and Italia, from any regular coffee shop.

[Anonymous No.20323502]

My mother drinks a lot of coffee
I tell her to stop drinking because it's fucking up with her sleep and overall health
she says it'll give her such massive headache and migraine if she's without it for even a day that she can't stop

It's like talking to an addict, I love her to death but this is just self-inflicted

[Anonymous No.20323545]

>>20323502
It's just coffee you pansy.

[Anonymous No.20323548]

>>20310991
duh. I drink it straight though so i get that buzz and for cool points.

[Anonymous No.20323554]

>>20323502

Tell her to take Excedrin if that's the case.. Coffee withdrawals last like 12 hours at most jesus fucking christ lmao your mom is so dramatic. Just take the weekend to reset.

[Anonymous No.20323580]

>>20323554
she's working every day and has chronic migraines, not just from the coffee

[Anonymous No.20323584]

>>20323545
a psychoactive drug

[Anonymous No.20323587]

>>20323580

Tell her to look into botox, apparently it can help with migraines

[Anonymous No.20323639]

>>20323502
Tell her to slowly drink less and less instead of stopping all at once. Like say she normally has a cup of coffee every 4 hours. Wait 4 and a half or 5 hours for the next cup, then 6, etc. I did this and didn't have much of a problem like trying to stop it all at once.

>>20323554
>Coffee withdrawals last like 12 hours
When I tried to stop drinking it without tapering off I had a headache for three days and felt overly tired for two weeks. Caffeine isn't even out of your system until 36 hours later.

[Anonymous No.20323643]

>>20323639

What the fuck is wrong with you overdramatic fucks? I regularly go from 4-6 cups of coffee a day to nothing the next.

[Anonymous No.20323658]

>>20313228
i'll see you in /ctg/ later.

[Anonymous No.20323676]

>>20323643
Everyone processes things differently. It's not about being dramatic. Not recognizing that not everyone functions exactly like you do is the coolest thing you can do you're so cool I love you will you come to my birthday party?

[Anonymous No.20323685]

>>20316171
Dont forget wine which is slightly bitter fruit flavor. Who needs cheap beer when I can homebrew wine for less?

[Anonymous No.20323689]

>>20317195
That's because they're not a gay man. Or a drug addict forced to pretend, faggot.

[Anonymous No.20323963]

>>20311071
I never snagged a cup from Lawsons or whatever, but the event halls I was working in had good coffee, and the ritzy-ass hotels they put us up in had what was probably the best espresso I have ever tasted.

[Anonymous No.20323983]

I can fix her...

[Anonymous No.20323986]

>>20322122
Why are you posting in tranny discords?
Because yeah, you're probably getting banned for being autistic.

[Anonymous No.20324045]

>>20312717
is this a man?
>>20310991
shes cute, but holy moly can she sweat a LOT in the summer
>>20311071
I love Key Coffee, and Doutor coffee. I forget the others I've tried, but they were usually nice and strong without any burnt flavor. Very rare to experience that in Canada.

7/11 coffee in Japan was fucking gross - no surprise.

>>20314488
thick, non smokey, non burned, chocolatey black coffee is amazing. Try Doutor when you're in Japan to know what I mean.

>>20315783
Real men drink anything they are given, except for male body fluids.

[Anonymous No.20324123]

>>20317195
>>20311638
I really don't get cumming on women's face, to be honest. In the mouth it's ... Okay I guess ?
The good stuff is aiming for the breasts, and as an added bonus they all like it. They don't get as dirty and they feel like you value/give attention to their breasts. Usually they'll even like massaging it.

Oh yeah, coffee ? I fucking gave up outside of Italy, Austria, and the middle east.
And robusta is for pigs.

[Anonymous No.20324160]

>>20324123
Lots of women like being submissive in the bedroom, cumming on their face fits that fantasy. They don't care if you value their tits, they care if you value them in general, so they aim to please.

[Anonymous No.20324212]

>>20311638
>every Asian girl I've been with
how many is that?
>>20324160
>they care if you value them in general, so they aim to please.
Pretty much. I've started being more forceful when girls are giving me bjs. Before I'd always be passive and let them go as deep as they wanted, and give them time to breath. But I've been holding their heads and controlling them more. They don't seem to mind after the fact. I say it's hot, and they agree, or at least don't disagree.

[Anonymous No.20324227]

>>20324212
Yeah, as long as you reward them with some sweet compliments and a good cuddle afterwards, they're open to just about anything. Gotta ramp it up slowly though.

[Anonymous No.20324234]

This is nice covfefe thread

[Anonymous No.20324269]

NONO I'M NOT ADDICTED TO COFFEE IT'S JUST REALLY REALLY GOOD YOU JUST HAVE TO LEARN TO TOLERATE IT IT'S SO GOOD YOU HAVE TO GET USED TO HOW BAD IT IS AT FIRST YOU JUST HAVE NO TASTE IT'S ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD AND I'M TOTALLY NOT AN ADDICT

[Anonymous No.20324319]

>>20323639
This matches my experience exactly when I quit caffeine for a month. After those first two weeks I felt great.

[Anonymous No.20324546]

>>20324234
cute cute CUTE!
>>20324227
You ever introduce them to butt stuff? I think my current girl is too skinny for it. Usually women with larger births can take my girth without issues, but not when they're under 100lbs

[Anonymous No.20324548]

>>20324546
>with larger births
girths

[Anonymous No.20324560]

>>20324546
I use my fingers or a thumb, see how see reacts to that. If she's into it, lots of lube and let her push herself onto your dick. That way she has control and you won't get any angry looks.
You can also let her prep with a dildo if she wants to try it. Lube is king.

[Anonymous No.20324767]

>>20311003
I can relate a little. Never liked the taste, so it's either blended with something sweet for me or light beers.

[Anonymous No.20324982]

>>20323502
>your sleep and health are being ruined by drinking coffee in the morning
Paranoid retard take.

[Anonymous No.20325428]

>>20321369
People have been drinking beer since before the city of Ur, civilization debatably formed because of beer and alcohol in general. What you said is true for some people, but the truth is other people just love alcohol. Humans have been loving alcohol forever. We gon get fucked up

[Anonymous No.20325437]

>>20325428
Is it ok if I just have one or two? I'm in a mood where I'd clear out a bar, and... well... I've learned better.

[Anonymous No.20325457]

>>20325437
Yes

[Anonymous No.20325469]

>>20325457
Chilled legumes. I'll be there.

[Anonymous No.20325504]

[Anonymous No.20325596]

>>20324045
no, is a biological woman: linkedin montserrat-camacho-a0855430

[Anonymous No.20325619]

>>20324045
>is this a man?
no, is a biological woman: linkedin montserrat-camacho-a0855430

[Anonymous No.20325654]

>>20325619
>Is this a man?
no, is a biological Terry Crews: linkedin president-camacho-a834br4wnd0

[Anonymous No.20325697]

>>20314971
Black McDonald's coffee does in fact taste great. I used to get it very frequently. However, I remember it being about $1.12 or so with tax for a large black coffee pre pandemic. I could get one in drive thru with a dollar bill plus change scrounged from the center console. Now it is like $2.50-something. Hence I no longer get it. This is what in fact finally drove me to buy a Keurig machine. I ike the convenience of K-cups and the coffee is fairly good, but not nearly as good as that fresh piping hot McDonald's coffee, not even the McCafe K-cups.

[Anonymous No.20326392]

>>20325428
True, but people are slowly getting fucked up on spiked fruit drinks instead of beer, because it tastes kinda gross.

[Anonymous No.20326401]

>>20316152
>while keeping the windows open to "keep the air fresh"
I do that. You're crazy. This shit is luxurious when done well.

[Anonymous No.20326411]

>>20326401
It makes no sense. Air conditioners take the air from outside and filter out some of the junk while cooling it.

[Anonymous No.20326714]

>>20311002
Yes.

[Anonymous No.20326791]

>>20326411
They work much better when they filter and cool the air inside, and just dump the heat out the fins or hose ported outside the window.

[Anonymous No.20327627]

>>20324982
if you drink caffeine within the first 90 minutes after waking up, it has detrimental effects for your health and hormone secretion
If you wait that 90 minutes, then drink your coffee or energy drinks, it'll be far more beneficial.
t. Huberman and Matthew Walker

[Anonymous No.20327631]

>>20310991
tea is better. it's that simple.

[Anonymous No.20327632]

>>20311071
b-but thing, Japan is supposed to be the best.

[Anonymous No.20327643]

>>20327632
>>20311071
>>20311043
i drank Daiso bottled and canned cawfee and they were sugoi subarashi desu wa!

[Anonymous No.20328051]

>>20311003
I only like black coffee, I dont want sugar in my tea either

[Anonymous No.20328206]

>>20326411
Well of course and you are being practical and certainly our friends overseas are fucking this up because retards. Most of the time I seal it all up too. But on the right day with the right climate a heated or chilled airstream on top of an open window is fantastic.

[Anonymous No.20328322]

>>20326411
>Air conditioners take the air from outside and filter out some of the junk while cooling it.
kek no they don't
what do you think that giant intake on the front is for?

[Anonymous No.20328502]

>>20310991
most people probably, autism protect me
the level of social pressure, you take for not drinking coffee
any norm would find better to blend in and pretend than to take the harassment

[Anonymous No.20330154]

>>20327643
Daiso doesn't have it's own bottle/canned coffee, you stupid g'k.

[Anonymous No.20330342]

>>20330154
Huh?

[Anonymous No.20330346]

>>20330342
>ESL