/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20303198]

I really love eating chili peppers and eat them daily but my bootyhole burns really bad after I take a dump for about 10 minutes, it hurts a lot. Is there any way to stop this? Is this normal or do I have some sort of intolerance?

[Anonymous No.20303203]

>>20303198
try cooking them, my anus explodes when i eat pickled or raw peppers but barely feel a thing when it's cooked

[Anonymous No.20303206]

>>20303198
you're weak and fucked up. you could try eating more fiber or ingesting less toxic or laxative substances. you'll probably get over it, but the root cause really probably isn't the chilis.

[Anonymous No.20303208]

>>20303203
Yes, they are pickled! Ok, cool. I don't know how it'll end up tasting, but I can try it. Just in a pan with the other food?

[Anonymous No.20303210]

>>20303206
>you'll probably get over it, but the root cause really probably isn't the chilis.
But it ONLY happens when I eat them.

[Anonymous No.20303213]

>>20303210
ok. not an exception to what i said. fucking retard. i hope you shit in your bed, you insufferable fag.

[Anonymous No.20303219]

>>20303213
The fuck is your problem.

[Anonymous No.20303222]

>>20303219
ok i can shit in your bed for you.

[Anonymous No.20303235]

>>20303208
i guess so. it's not gonna be as crunchy as straight out of the jar, but at least you will survive the next trip to the toilet

[Anonymous No.20303237]

it's normal. eat more fiber. if you don't eat fiber it'll shoot straight through you and less of the capsaicin will be broken down when the matter reaches your anus. fiber also adds bulk so less of the substance actually comes into contact with your colon walls. I've eaten spicy food all my life and always had this issue. you can't build an asshole capsaicin tolerance.

[Anonymous No.20303308]

>>20303237
>you can't build an asshole capsaicin tolerance.

[Anonymous No.20303328]

>>20303198
Is it possible to use butthole Botox to make it less sensitive or would that cause paralassis?

[Anonymous No.20303338]

>>20303198
I take the best shits after eating spicy food. The heat stimulates my bowels and the shit deep deep inside comes out with ease and I feel great.
You're a bitch ass shitlet probably

[Anonymous No.20303544]

>>20303338
>>20303206
my favorite part about these threads is the homosexuals that take pride in their lack of anus nerves

[Anonymous No.20303546]

>>20303198
ur a faggot

[Anonymous No.20303549]

>>20303328
>paralassis

[Anonymous No.20303589]

OP here, forgot to tell you guys I'm gay btw if it matters

[Anonymous No.20303599]

>>20303198
your asshole hurts because the chili gets in contact with your anus either smear a thick layer of vaseline on it or stuff a condom up your ass and hold it there so the fiery shit wont come in contact with your bum

you should have experience with both of these things since OP is, and will always be, a massive fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.20304101]

>>20303198
You taking profits, anon?

[Anonymous No.20304295]

>>20303544
but I specifically said the feeling of heat makes me shit better?

[Anonymous No.20304320]

>>20303198
Use a numbing cream on your asshole. Make sure to finger it around on the inside too.

[Anonymous No.20304374]

>>20304295
sorry I was drunk when I posted and don't even remember posting let alone what you said

[Anonymous No.20304804]

doo doo butt

[Anonymous No.20305352]

>>20303198
not sure why but reading this gave me the laugh I needed, thanks op

[Anonymous No.20305359]

For me, my butthole only hurts if I eat a large volume of spicy stuff. If I eat 6 wings that are 5/5 spicy, my butthole doesn't hurt, but if I eat 15 wings that are 3/5 spicy, my butthole will be on fire

[Anonymous No.20305425]

You have to learn to love the exit wound, coward.

[Anonymous No.20305667]

Milk and ice cream, you're welcome

[Anonymous No.20305692]

>>20305667
ice cream would be too cold to cram