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>> No.20298158

>>20298154
>ranch sauce
cant understand your uncultured accent yuro, could you mean ranch dressing?

>> No.20298177

>>20298158
ranch is basically seasoned vegetable oil, nothing to be proud of

>> No.20298186

>>20298158
here to say this.
>>20298177
not wrong it is for goblin people

>> No.20298189

Even in America it is viewed as food for trailer trash

>> No.20298194
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20298194

>>20298154
i suppose that explains why i found this in your fridge this morning
cant be your mothers sauce, since she's a real bit of alright
so i guess you are the fat fuck and/or goblin?

>> No.20298196

>>20298177
>ranch is basically seasoned vegetable oil, nothing to be proud of

Now I wanna put one of these in some olive oil and see what happens

>> No.20298204

>>20298158
>uncultured accent
Remember who colonized your land when you were indigenous primates.

>> No.20298205

>>20298154
Technically true. It's for everyone.

>> No.20298211

>>20298204
We did. Your pussy ancestors stayed home.

>> No.20298213

>>20298204
is that kind of like how muzzies are colonizing your land now?

>> No.20298226

>>20298204
me. im the one here on the land after colonizing it

>> No.20298277

>>20298213
>>20298211
Kek cope, you’d still be swinging from tree to tree.

>> No.20298301

>>20298277
I'm almost pure Anglo (slight It*lian admixture). My family colonized Virginia 400 years ago.
You just don't know what ranch is for, so you assume cringe videos are true.

>> No.20298472

It's a midwestern thing, you wouldn't get it

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20298478

>mfw i learn how to make chicken crust pizza and learn ranch is keto
we eatin healthy 2nite

>> No.20299202

>>20298154
thinned garlicky mayo isn't inherently gross, but the things retards do with it makes me understand some of the hate

>> No.20299277
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20299277

>>20298154

>> No.20299287

What are goblin people? Is that like Iced Poseiden?

>> No.20299295

another ranch dressing thread haha based xd spork lel holy kek fuck all of you

>> No.20299615

>>20298154
I think ranch is okay but I don't think I could eat it like the yanks do. And dipping pizza in that stuff is just unfathomable.

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20299623

>>20298154
>ranch sauce

>> No.20299640

>>20299623
>go to fast food place
>order nuggets
>what kind of sauce would you like?
>ranch
It’s sauce stupid. They don’t ask what kind of dressing you want.

>> No.20299666

>>20299640
OP bottle literally says topping & dressing

>> No.20299677

>>20299666
That’s the dressing ranch. The sauce ranch comes in sauce packets.

>> No.20299682

>>20299640
you still don't say ranch sauce numbnuts

>> No.20299705

>>20299682
You don’t say ranch dressing when you use it as a dipping sauce. It seems we’re at an impasse.

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20299842

>>20298154
>goblin people
As in, short stack and thick?

>> No.20299845

>>20299615
>And dipping pizza in that stuff is just unfathomable
It's not a normal thing that Americans do. It's thought of as a low-class, trailer park type thing you would use as an insult.

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20299853

>another thread of non-americans seething about america
yawn

>> No.20299981

>>20298194
Someone should create a Jurassic Park dressing (aka sauce).

>> No.20301320

>>20299677
its the same shit

>> No.20301337

>>20298186
Wtf are goblin people?

>> No.20301357

>>20298189
>>20299845
No it isn't, it's the number one most popular salad dressing in America and extremely popular to dip with tendies or pizza even at nicer middle class restaurants.

>> No.20301386

>>20301357
>it's the number one most popular salad dressing in America
That's like saying the most popular burger temp is well-done because that's how every fast food place makes them.
>and extremely popular to dip with tendies or pizza even at nicer middle class restaurants
Tendies would only be on the kids' menu at a nicer place, so who cares. And nobody is dipping pizza in ranch outside of section 9.

>> No.20301390

>>20301386
*section 8