Breakfast burritos

[Anonymous No.20296647]

Why is McDonald's breakfast burrito still head and shoulders above other fast food burritos?

I've tried them all, Wendy's, BK, Taco Bell, Chick-fil-A. CFA's comes close (it was better before they ditched the peppers and onions), and the TB egg-and-potato ones are honestly pretty decent, but in the end there's just something about McD's version that makes it irresistible.

On a related note, any good non-fast-food breakfast burritos near you?

[Anonymous No.20297124]

>>20296647
Go to a mexican food truck dumbass, far superior and you're depriving megacorps of the money you give to local businesses

[Anonymous No.20297143]

That looks fucking vile
Why is mexican food the worst food, bros?
I struggle to think of something worse

[Anonymous No.20297188]

>>20296647
I know what you mean. I think McDonald's invests a lot into making their food just taste different, so nothing else will satisfy that craving if you think about it. Probably the artificial/natural flavorings they use in almost everything.

[Anonymous No.20297196]

>>20296647
what the fuck are you talking about
BK has the best breakfast burrito with the eggnormous
TB is the actual king of breakfast for now with everything they offer

[Anonymous No.20297225]

>>20297124
>mexican food truck
yeah not everywhere has those, dumbass

[Anonymous No.20297291]

>>20296647
There is something satisfying about them but they give me acid reflux like there’s no tomorrow. I literally would have to down like three tbspns of baking soda and even then…sometimes it comes back.

[Anonymous No.20297448]

>>20297124
>giving mexicants money
Couldn’t be me

[Anonymous No.20297464]

>>20296647
i like the sonic and CFA ones, and big agree on them ditching the veggies
>here's more hashbrown slop for your burrito to go along with your side of hashbrowns
thanks chic-feel-gay

[Anonymous No.20297466]

>>20297196
the eggnormous is good but they burn the eggs too often and that ruins the burrito. when it's good it's probably the best tho, it's just so inconsistent

[Anonymous No.20297473]

>>20296647
7-11 is better.

[Anonymous No.20297511]

As a breakfast burrito connoisseur. This thread fills me filled with disgust

[Anonymous No.20297671]

>>20296647
>IRRESISTIBLE MCDONALD
To increase my resistance, every time my mind suggests eating Mcdonald, I remind myself:
* Mcdonalds is where the homeless sleep
* The carpark smells like urine
* Their bathrooms are public toilets
* Their filthy restaurants attract rats, crows and seagulls
* The burgers are made of Grimace meat
And then I no longer want to eat at their filthy hobo seagull public shitter shack.
Ba da ba ba ba.

[Anonymous No.20297707]

>>20296647
Jack in the Box probably makes the best ones for any major chain. And you can get them all day.

[Anonymous No.20297752]

>>20297707
Then they should have more restaurants in the northeast.

[Anonymous No.20297778]

>>20297752
Pearls and pigs, my friend.

[Anonymous No.20297802]

>>20297707
I got one that was so greasy it was seeping through the foil. It was fucking delicious

[Anonymous No.20297824]

>>20297466
yuck burned egg is the WORST. also nice digits

[Anonymous No.20297869]

>>20296647
99% it's the cheese they put in there.

[Anonymous No.20298042]

>>20296647
It’s really good but I get violet diarrhea every time I eat them. The Burger King breakfast burrito is fine but McDonalds is better.

[Anonymous No.20298423]

>>20296647
Braum’s absolutely mogs any breakfast burrito. Cheap and satisfying and you can get a bag of five for like 7 bucks.

[Anonymous No.20298767]

>>20297124
Mexican food trucks don't serve breakfast burritos. You have to go to a burger stand for them.

[Anonymous No.20298790]

>>20296647
Huh? the BK junior bb with sausage is way better than this. Pretty much the same but with a crispy hash brown inside.

[Anonymous No.20299367]

>>20296647
Buy an ad fag

[Anonymous No.20299419]

McD's breakfast burritos are one of those foods I wouldn't mind doing an eating contest with. If I wanted to spend all day doing lumberjack shit, my go to breakfast would be a shit load of them.

[Anonymous No.20299425]

>move to the midwest
>only options are hardee's, mcdicks, or one mexican place for breakfast burrito
>all pale in comparison to anything from 'zona

[Anonymous No.20299435]

>>20297124
Mexican here. Never seen a "breakfast" burrito sold at our burrito places. You just have the usual burritos with different types of meat or beans.

[Anonymous No.20299446]

>>20299435
Btw my favorite taco stand to have breakfast is frequented by high school girls so I can upskirt them while eating.

[Anonymous No.20299452]

>>20299435
It's a texmex thing you wouldn't understand

[Anonymous No.20299462]

>>20299452
They seem to be a thing at hotels because of gringo tourists.

[Anonymous No.20299465]

>>20297143
Mexican food is delicious

[Anonymous No.20299477]

I love pussy

[Anonymous No.20299523]

>>20296647
it's probably a state thing, but Blake's Lota Burger's breakfast burrito is the tits

[Anonymous No.20300144]

>>20297448
This. All of my money goes to the tribe.

[Anonymous No.20300153]

>>20299477
Too bad it doesn't love you.

[Anonymous No.20300193]

>>20296647
I remember when these first came out. The idea of eating something other than a breakfast sandwich or plain breakfast was revolutionary. I just wish the Hot picante sauce were easier to find.

[Anonymous No.20300209]

here in Manhattan we have a place called Los Tacos No. 1 and they do breakfast burritos in the morning. best I've ever had, idk what they do to them but they're fucking great

they're not "authentic" or whatever but who gives a shit

[Anonymous No.20300211]

>>20299419
I'm only guessing here, but have you indeed Sucked over 1000 cocks in the past year? Yes, I thought so.

[Anonymous No.20300663]

>>20296647
I make breakfast burritos at home all the time. Today I made one with eggs, cheese, peppers, and a breakfast sausage patty. Sometimes I put home fries in them.

[Anonymous No.20300686]

>>20300663
>putting a patty inside a tortilla
Sounds like failure to me

[Anonymous No.20301863]

>>20300144
Feather indians or jews?

[Anonymous No.20301872]

>>20297188
It's the "taste of can". You can recreate a Mc Donalds burger by mixing iceberg lettuce, capers, canned baked beans and cheese in a covered oven dish. Hot lettuce is vital. The beans are "canned" flavour, and the capers are preserved. Their food doesn't rot.

[Anonymous No.20302168]

>>20297143
Mcburrito is neither mexican nor is it food

[Anonymous No.20302502]

>>20301872
Holy shit I tried this and you’re 100% right