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>Drink straight liquor
>Vomit
How do I not do this? Ive tried plugging my nose and lubricating my throat with water but I just cant seem to chug liquor

>> No.20291761

>>20291759
He admitted he didn't hold down his liquor slams. He said he would still get pretty drunk.

>> No.20291766

>>20291759
Watch this instruction video.

https://youtu.be/_YNgRRyRxK0?feature=shared

>> No.20291768

>>20291759
smoke crack like shoenice did

>> No.20291769

>>20291759
why would you want to chug liquor, just sip it you animal

>> No.20291771

>>20291759
Chugging liquor is an acquired skill
I'd start off by just taking shots and chasing them with something more palatable
After weeks dedicated to drinking every day you'll have burned off enough taste buds and reach the fortitude needed to chug entire fifths just to stave off the shakes and heart palpitations

BTW what is shoenice up to these days?

>> No.20291782

>>20291759
What's so wrong in your life that you must chug liquor?

>> No.20291836

The lack of a gag reflex is often the result of sucking a lot of dick. I can drink a glass of vodka like it's water, but I can't do a shot of water.

>> No.20291860

>>20291761
at least it was real liquor
that's about as real as any liquor slam is gonna get, and it's still savage as fuck

>> No.20291864

>>20291759
>Drink straight liquor
>How do I not do this?
Uh, simply put down the bottle?

>> No.20291873

>>20291771
I thought he was a funny Trainwreck to gawk at but then I looked him up and found out he left a loving family to do YouTube, he gave up something most people will never have to be a fucking circus freak.

>> No.20291882

>>20291873
dont gloss over the fact he became a major crackhead for a while

>> No.20291949

>>20291873
>he gave up something most people will never have
It's very easy to find somebody to have sex with, anon. Getting married and pumping out kids isn't some big accomplishment.

>> No.20291951

>>20291759
why would you even chug it in the first place? just drink it slowly or mix vodka with coke and then chug it.

>> No.20291965

>>20291951
The one and only reason to drink liquor is to become intoxicated as quickly as possible. Everybody that claims to find the taste enjoyable is lying. Every single one.

>> No.20291970

>>20291965
what does that have to do with anything
chugging something unpleasant doesnt make it pleasant

>> No.20291971

>>20291965
i know, i do as well. but you don't have to chug it that fast to become intoxicated as quickly as possible. you can just take a sip every minute, it is plenty with liquor, you will be hammered in an hour

>> No.20291974

>>20291970
To get it over as quickly as possible you dummy

>> No.20291976

>>20291965
>>20291971
>Everybody that claims to find the taste enjoyable is lying

forgot to reply to this. some people actually do enjoy the taste. especially on fine whiskeys..

>> No.20291977

>>20291873
it takes all sorts

>> No.20291980

>>20291974
so mix it with something
making yourself puke before you even feel drunk isnt really going to help

>> No.20291987

>>20291976
You are not saying the truth
Alcohol is disgusting poison flavored trash that we need to endure in order to feel intoxicated in our brains and stop the hurty thoughts

>> No.20291990

>>20291949
Nobody wants to have sex with me. They all go for fucking losers like the guy in OP. Even when I'd treat them so much better.

>> No.20291994

>>20291873
>>20291949
Yeah most people do have loving families. However, most people will never get to experience having an audience to watch them eat wood glue and drink giant bottles of whiskey.

>> No.20292005

>>20291987
people learn to enjoy the taste through the intoxication

>> No.20292009

>>20291759
by not being a fuckin Pussy op

>> No.20292014

>>20291990
You have to go outside and talk to people. It's not that nobody wants to have sex with you; they don't even know you exist. That's the problem with the whole "incel" thing. They have this weird victim complex when they're not even trying.

>> No.20292029

God bless Shoenice.

>> No.20292032

>>20292014
I go outside every fucking week. I have a job. The problem is girls.

>> No.20292034

>>20291976
this but gin

>> No.20292037

>>20292029
those numbers look nice to me

>> No.20292063

>>20292032
Talking people at your job isn't the same as talking to people socially. Talking to girls doesn't mean talking to the 3 girls you know at your job.

>> No.20292076

>>20292063
Shut the fuck up woman.

>> No.20292089

>>20292076
Why don't incels just fuck dudes if they hate women so much?

>> No.20292125

>>20292089
Stop projecting gay guy.

>> No.20292136

>>20292125
Seriously though, why don't you just have sex? Everybody's doing it. It's not a big deal, but it's unhealthy to avoid it.

>> No.20292208
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20292208

>>20292136
get outta here faglord

>> No.20292215

>>20292208
>tranime
>calling others fags

>> No.20292244

>>20291965
If you hate the taste, use a mixer. Learn some basic drinks. Not hard.

Personally like it a fair bit neat, but I also don't view drinking as macho posturing so much as a cost-effective way to ruin my life.

>> No.20292245

>>20291761
whats next, you're going to tell me wrestling isn't real?

>> No.20292261
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20292261

>>20292215
i love trainime

>> No.20292274

>>20292261
my uncle is trains

>> No.20292282

I just wanna liquor box and see where it goes from there.

>> No.20292287

>>20292261
Did they make a Maitetsu anime?

>> No.20292317
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20292317

god i wish i was japanese ;_;

>> No.20292458

>>20292245
His videos first went viral back when I was still a WWE fan so I literally thought this guy survived dozens of alcohol challenges.

>> No.20292494

>>20291759
Not Cognag for me. It was on a midsummer fest when my coworker offered me a sip from his pocket warm flask. I was already hammered and when I took a sip I vomited a bit in my mouth, just the smell makes me shiver. Never again.

>> No.20292640

>>20291965
Yeah I thought this too and then I turned 20

>> No.20292659

>>20291759
>chug liquor
Why? You want to be Mr. One-gallon-of-vodka-a-day?

>> No.20292718

>>20291994
yes they will

>> No.20292856

>>20292261
You have definitely never been in the cab of a locomotive.

>> No.20292872

>>20292856
I've ridden a diesel loco.

>> No.20293163

>>20291864
harder than you think

>> No.20293400

>>20291873
if you read his story then you know all he wanted was attention, even back to early childhood. he may not have an ideal life but hes basically doing his dream job of being the crazy drunk guy at parties but for the entire world. it is weird seeing him basically the same as 10 years ago though. I watched him as a kid in high school and now I'm almost 30 and he's still just the same guy doing the same shit.

>> No.20293677

>>20291873
>most people will never have
statistically most people have kids anon
are you retarded

>> No.20293962

>>20293677
>statistically most people have kids anon
lmao how do you figure?

>> No.20294700

>>20293962
Not that anon, but…you can literally look up statistics. The overwhelming majority of people will have kids in their lifetime. The numbers are going down in a lot of countries, but they’re nowhere near being at the point where less than half the population will never have children. That’s some hardcore incel projection. Like, we literally have the numbers. People don’t hide the fact that they’re having children. They want to get a birth certificate. The numbers are all public knowledge and not something it would make much sense to think were off by any significant margin.

>> No.20294709
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20294709

anybody here santizer pilled?

>> No.20294719

>>20293677
You need to remember that you're on 4chan where even the thought that someone could have regular sex is treated as an insanely unbelievable exaggeration. The people here are completely detached from reality and they actually believe that, despite the endlessly skyrocketing global population numbers, reproduction is something that is impossibly out of reach for "most people".

>> No.20294770

>>20294719
I fully believe that isolation and social alienation are real issues in the modern world, but I also fully, 100%, support the sentiment of, “why don’t you just have sex?”

I’m sorry, but it’s not that difficult. There are just as many girls out there who want to fuck as there are guys (technically there are more). Maybe just lower your standards a little (if you were hot shit you wouldn’t have to try; you’re not hosot shit), and remember that girls do in fact fart and shit and piss, so…bonus points for 3dpd?

>> No.20294897

>>20294700
>will have kids
not what he said

>> No.20295898

>>20294897
>statistically most people have kids
How do you interpret that any other way than “most people will have kids in their lifetime”? Like, why would anyone do a study about how many people currently alive have children? Roughly a quarter of the population is under 15.

>> No.20295952

>>20295898
i dont know dude Im usually high when I post here

>> No.20295992

>>20294709
it will get you drunk but will also completely fuck your stomach up after a while so I do not recommebf

>> No.20296001

>>20291759
Stop drinking straight liquor.

>> No.20296007

>>20294709
Yummy ER bill.

>> No.20296038

>>20291987
You need to do something about your sugar addiction my guy

>> No.20296084

>>20295952
Well I’m always drunk. And I hate math. Especially when I’m drunk (and I’m always drunk).

>> No.20296187

>>20291759
just mix it with coke/ginger ale/orange juice nigga, that's what everyone else does

>> No.20296191

>>20296084
based