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I don't drink alcohol, smoke, do drugs or gamble, but I can't help myself from having an ice cold monster energy ultra.

>> No.20288197
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20288197

For me, it's Rockstar Recovery

>> No.20288205
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>>20288193
Monster is nice, but still bound by petty bourgeois conceits such as "maximum amount of caffeine".

>> No.20288206

>>20288193
Is that the guy with the bizzaroworld thumb again?

>> No.20288366
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>>20288205
What do the moon runes say? What do they say?

>> No.20288370

>>20288193
>I don't drink alcohol, smoke, do drugs or gamble
that's gay

>> No.20288379

>>20288366
Some slogan about not stopping. But this thing hits hard.

>> No.20288390

>>20288193
>>I don't drink alcohol, smoke, do drugs or gamble
Is your boyfriend at least hot?

>> No.20288391
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>>20288379
How much 'ffeine we talking bro? Give it to me /str8/ bro, not gay bro.

>> No.20288491

>>20288193
you sound like a real uppity faggot

>> No.20288540

>>20288193
based and true
sips are my vice

>> No.20288579

>>20288391
I think something like 400mg/200ml

>> No.20288711

>>20288193
I do all those things but I have no issues not drinking monster. Sounds like you need a lifestyle change OP

>> No.20289641

>>20288193
try espresso, no sugar obviously

>> No.20289646

>>20288193
i just take caffeine pills
or ritalin i was prescribed with

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>>20288193
>I don't drink alcohol, smoke, do drugs or gamble

>> No.20289727

>>20288193
Caffeine is a drug retard

>> No.20291674

>>20288390
Yes :-)

>> No.20291962

>>20289727
This. OP is a drug addict.

>> No.20291972

>>20291962
And you're a fag.

>> No.20292048

>>20288193
I drink, smoke, and drink monsters. To each their own.

>> No.20292053

>>20292048
I also take my grandmother to the casino once a week, so she can gamble and she gets out of the house/has a nice day.

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>>20288193
Used to down the purple and red ones like it was water. Switched to diet mtn dew because its got like 70% of the caffeine and half the price.

>> No.20293612

>>20288193
You sound like an incredibly unfun faggot to be around.

t. taking shirt off and tossing ball around while drinking beers and smoking with my buddies in the park and pulling out smartphone to bet on boxing matches and US elections

>> No.20293975
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>>20288197
fucking niggers changes the og can

>> No.20294396

>>20288193
I drink, smoke, and used to do drugs
I do partake in monster every now and then

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>>20293975
Yeah I miss the black tops, they were unique

>> No.20295088

>>20288193
Going to get a 4 pack today. They help me get through the work day.
I have one in the afternoon and it really makes the day go quickly

>> No.20295134

>>20288193
I can do Monster Lo-Carb or Zero Sugar all day but the Ultras give me headaches

>> No.20295138

>>20288193
mmm, that first sip...

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Stand back, best Monster flavour coming through

>> No.20296012

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1710218965990195.webm

>> No.20296728

>>20295873
hey i bought a 12 pack of those, its gonna arrive within the next hour
cant buy singles here, hope its good

>> No.20296834

>>20296728
its alright, you can definitely taste the sugar substitute in the aftertaste tho however its still overall enjoyable

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>>20295873
That's not Aussie Lemonade.

>> No.20297181

>>20296848
Can't get that in Australia, but I guess I could drink regular lemonade instead.
I find it very strange that America doesn't do carbonated lemonade. Pub squash is the best

>> No.20297203

>>20297181
>can't get Aussie Lemonade in Australia
Life is full of cruel jokes.

>> No.20297221

>>20288579
Jesus

>> No.20297231

>>20288193
So you don't do anything cool and your drug of choice is for women and faggots? Excuse me while I pour a scotch, smoke a dudelamo, and place a sports bet.

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>>20288197

>> No.20297244

>>20288193
That's the worst tasting one though.
For me, it's Khaotic.

>> No.20297249

>>20297236
Very based edit. We're all so gay and worthless

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I still prefer red bull

>> No.20297349

>>20296848
aussie lemonade is their best flavour but the sheer amount of sugar in it is fucking insane

>> No.20297394

lov me low carb monsters but i fucking miss the original sugar free rockstars bros
the newer formula tastes like some jank ass grape drank
they did a throwback flavor but its not in any of my local stores