/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20287346]

Vulgar food brands.
What is with this trend of giving products deliberately disgusting names?
I WILL NOT BUY YOUR BLASPHEMOUS DIP
I WILL NOT EAT AN "EGG SLUT"
Sick of it.

[Anonymous No.20287353]

>>20287346
i thought heluva was a city/country

[Anonymous No.20287358]

>>20287346
based prudeposting

[Anonymous No.20287361]

>>20287346
Avoiding tacky shit is reasonable.

[Anonymous No.20287367]

What about Devil's Food cake?

[Anonymous No.20287378]

>>20287346
Its Sacrilicious!

[Anonymous No.20287391]

>>20287346
I mean come on

[Anonymous No.20287440]

>>20287346
the product you posted is from a brand that will be celebrating a century of use next year.

[Anonymous No.20287501]

[Anonymous No.20287505]

>>20287501
vile

[Anonymous No.20287507]

[Anonymous No.20287513]

I find this shit offensive, it's some SLOP so SLOPPED they literally have to tell you THIS IS FOOD because no sane person would mistake it for something edible

[Anonymous No.20287516]

[Anonymous No.20287523]

>>20287513

[Anonymous No.20287527]

mmm, can't wait go get myself a jar of SHITO

[Anonymous No.20287549]

[Anonymous No.20287560]

the only yogurt OP eats

[Anonymous No.20287568]

>>20287440
So they're the ones who started it all? I bet jews are behind this dip.

[Anonymous No.20287577]

>>20287513
Looks like ordinary fudge and drinks to me, but I didn't get the They Live upgrade on my glasses.

[Anonymous No.20287579]

>>20287568
Imagine my shock.

[Anonymous No.20287595]

>>20287568
>>20287579
alright nice

[Anonymous No.20287631]

[Anonymous No.20287649]

>>20287631
this is a blue board my n word

[Anonymous No.20287681]

>>20287649
good, blue me

[Anonymous No.20287692]

Does this count?

[Anonymous No.20287696]

>>20287692
Forgot pic

[Anonymous No.20287741]

[Anonymous No.20287816]

>>20287346
I do no allow devils food in my Christian household.

[Anonymous No.20287820]

>>20287741
Zesty

[Anonymous No.20287869]

For me, it's Dirty Dicks (brown label)

[Anonymous No.20287872]

[Anonymous No.20287881]

>>20287872
The hell are these, dates?

[Anonymous No.20287883]

>>20287516
i've read that dirty dicks is actually a pretty good hot sauce, is this true or a big lie

[Anonymous No.20287884]

>>20287881
They look like N toes

[Anonymous No.20287885]

>>20287696
based dutchie, humus can be pretty good if not bought from store

[Anonymous No.20287896]

>>20287884
>N toes
whats wrong, nigger got your tongue

[Anonymous No.20287918]

>>20287346
>AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE Skydaddy is going to get so offended by a naughty word that he's going to send me to the boiling pits of hell to get anally raped by demons for eternity
a grown man made this thread and believes this.

[Anonymous No.20287920]

>>20287896
It's not that, it's bans.

[Anonymous No.20287929]

>>20287920
be a grown man and get banned at random for saying nigger like everyone else

[Anonymous No.20287935]

>>20287885
I'm not actually dutch, I just happened to notice these when I was visiting the country and I still giggle at the thing every so often with my sister.

[Anonymous No.20287937]

>>20287929
Yeah but some little bans add up, with enough of them it turns to a perma ban.

[Anonymous No.20287948]

I wouldn't call this vulgar, but it still really upsets me.

[Anonymous No.20287950]

>>20287935
oh kek. yeah the name is very dumb, even dutch people dislike the name "hoemoes"

[Anonymous No.20287958]

>>20287948
That guy's weird shaped thumb is more vulgar than those chips.

[Anonymous No.20287961]

>>20287958

[Anonymous No.20287964]

>>20287961
fucking hell

[Anonymous No.20287967]

>>20287961
>>20287964
Yeah, that guy should stop being so nervous and biting his nails.

[Anonymous No.20287975]

Double Creamed 'Tweens
Need it or sneed it?

[Anonymous No.20287995]

>>20287975
Cute white girl tween cheerleader types can be pretty cute, like the ones from lifetime channel movies.

[Anonymous No.20287998]

>>20287631
Come on, anon. You've gotta be more diverse than that.

[Anonymous No.20287999]

>>20287961
SHREK?!

[Anonymous No.20288003]

>>20287998
That's a dude!

[Anonymous No.20288016]

>>20287998
Looks like the winner of the Miss Helsinki pageant. Finnish goddess.

[Anonymous No.20288018]

>>20287501
Fucking disgusting

[Anonymous No.20288056]

>>20287513
>JUST FOOD
>(contains no food)

[Anonymous No.20288105]

>>20288003
He said diverse!

[Anonymous No.20288138]

>>20287513
>slop
Please stop spamming this retarded Euro/Bong meme word. It comes off as cringe and awkward to these American sensibilities and we invented cool so we know.

[Anonymous No.20288159]

Don't forget this helluva good frenchie onion dip

[Anonymous No.20288163]

This actually tastes really damn good

[Anonymous No.20288192]

I don't care about the name. These are delicious and I won't stop eating them

[Anonymous No.20288332]

>>20287391
>Since 1944
A "cock & bull" story was a story you believed was made up. It was not a controversial name for a "ginger beer" that has no alcohol,

[Anonymous No.20288368]

Bear Creek changed "Damn Good Chili" to "Darn Good". lol

[Anonymous No.20288377]

>>20288056
EGG

[Anonymous No.20288384]

>>20288332
I used to work by that place in NYC, it was a real shithole and to be avoided.

[Anonymous No.20288541]

>>20287937
This is a lie, this poster is a janny trying to get you to do his unpaid work for him.

[Anonymous No.20288550]

>>20287361
That means avoiding 75pct of the US, 90pct of the south. 100pct of Floriduh.

[Anonymous No.20288630]

>>20288550
>t. worldoid tourist retard who has never been to Florida

[Anonymous No.20288649]

>>20288332
a "penis and bullshit" ginger beer isnt risque anymore? huh?

[Anonymous No.20288652]

>>20288368
do they kiss their mothers with that packaging

[Anonymous No.20288655]

Pic related is the Vietnamese place in town. Wouldn't hate them so much if their food was okay, but their Pho King broth tastes like dishwater

[Anonymous No.20288675]

>>20287346
I noticed this too. I'm not a fuckin prude but I'm not buying your goyslop with "F*CK THATS DELICIOUS xD" brand name. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.20288684]

>>20287346
I 100 percent agree with the sole exception of Arrogant Bastard beer

[Anonymous No.20288741]

>>20288655
I thought it was Pho King great

[Anonymous No.20288913]

>>20287937
How fat are you you can't turn your router on and off?

[Anonymous No.20288979]

>>20288913
I'm at a hotel for work so it's not as simple as turning a router on and off, that wont grab a new ip. Live and learn.

[Anonymous No.20288988]

>>20288684
>Arrogant Bastard beer
What kind of stupid ass name is that for a product and who does appeal to, west coast freaks that wear sketchers and vans?

[Anonymous No.20288991]

>>20288741
There was a joint in NYC, Foo King. I think some old ladies complained so they changed the name.
It was pretty funny.

[Anonymous No.20288998]

>>20288979
go to bed wagie

[Anonymous No.20289005]

>>20288998
You say that like a moron but who isn't on wages, it could be hundreds of thousands of dollars a year but it's still a wage. But what would you know, you dumb shit.

[Anonymous No.20289011]

>>20288998
Go back to your punch cards and time clock you dumb shit.

[Anonymous No.20289043]

>>20288991
unjustly persecuted, just like Sofa Kingdom

[Anonymous No.20289051]

>>20289043
One always has to look behind the sofa couches, there might be some coins or bills behind there, that can add up.

[Anonymous No.20289123]

>>20287346
I agree that “Eggslut” is really irritating.

[Anonymous No.20289164]

>>20288988
How about
>Bloody Bitch Bastard beer
India Pale Ale, obviously.

[Anonymous No.20289304]

>>20287958
>guy
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.20289314]

>>20288192
What flavor are these? Butterscotch?

[Anonymous No.20289336]

>>20288138
kys

[Anonymous No.20289414]

>>20289314
Toffee and vanilla

[Anonymous No.20289417]

[Anonymous No.20289423]

epic name for a Dr Pepper knockoff

[Anonymous No.20289624]

>>20287346
>BLASPHEMOUS DIP
lol come to sweden

[Anonymous No.20289738]

>>20288056
Disgusting there are people on this very board who will act like this isn't deliberately deceptive

[Anonymous No.20289756]

>>20287346
I'll make sure to by 2 if I see them, just to make you seethe

[Anonymous No.20289970]

>>20289417
Jesus wept.

[Anonymous No.20289977]

>>20288655
the best pho places are almost always "pho 86" or some derivative or doesnt have any english in the title

[Anonymous No.20289984]

>>20287961

[Anonymous No.20289990]

>>20289314
They're vanilla, caramel and chocolate with biscuit pieces on the outside which I think are also caramel flavour. They go hard. I haven't had one since I was 11 or some shit.

[Anonymous No.20289993]

>>20287501

[Anonymous No.20290003]

>>20287975
fucked up in the crib eating creme betweens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VAmUOUVC3c

[Anonymous No.20290009]

>>20288913
Not all ISP's will let you change your IP like that. Mine doesn't, it would take a lot more effort to dodge a ban. That being said I've been banned more times than I can count. If you aren't posting CP I doubt you are ever getting permabanned just for saying jogger every now and then.

[Anonymous No.20290070]

>>20287346
>I WILL NOT EAT AN "EGG SLUT"
this, but unironically

[Anonymous No.20290110]

>>20288056
>plant egg scramble
Plants lay eggs?

[Anonymous No.20290117]

>>20287513
>no sane person would mistake a protein bar for food
Give your fuckin balls a tug and stop being such a melodramatic bitch.

[Anonymous No.20290121]

>>20290117
>give your fuckin balls a tug
nah, that's what your mom is for

[Anonymous No.20290132]

>>20289624
Who the hell would buy these?

[Anonymous No.20290142]

>>20289164
Maybe it should be called Crackhead Brew

[Anonymous No.20290145]

>>20287346
I think there is a bitchen sauce. It’s an actual sauce. I don’t remember it being very good

[Anonymous No.20290146]

>>20290132
Crackheads and meth junkies.

[Anonymous No.20290153]

>>20290145
Sorry I meant dip. Not a hot sauce. Hot sauces already have way worse names

[Anonymous No.20290184]

>>20290153
That's why it's best to stick with the stuff without stupid names. If it has a stupid name then it's pretty much guaranteed to suck because it's from some marketing focus group types.

[Anonymous No.20290754]

>>20287507

Dick's is historic and delicious. Also, Instant Service >>> "fast" food. You show up, you order, they hand you the food. No waiting. It's brilliant.

[Anonymous No.20290766]

[Anonymous No.20290793]

>>20287501
While I'm in agreement with OPs basic claim, I feel like this one is based for some reason

[Anonymous No.20290824]

>>20288988
No it's for first-gen soyboys who are currently ~50 years old who drink epic high abv IPAs because they're so manly and badass that they actually like their beer to taste like pine tar, not like your pleb tastelet macrobrews. And they don't give a fuck what you think, they know they're better than you - thats the arrogant bastard spirit. You see the devil on the bottle? That's how you know I'm a real man, basically a biker gang in a bottle.

[Anonymous No.20290839]

>>20290117
You will never be a real Canadian. Turn off hulu.

[Anonymous No.20290844]

>>20290754
Dicks is historic but terrible. Biggest retard meme in a city packed to the gills with retard memes.

[Anonymous No.20290922]

>>20287948
>r-rooty tutti f-fresh and fruity

[Anonymous No.20290943]

>>20288163
Hate the trend of making things out of nuts that don't need to be made out of nuts but this is the king as far as those go.

[Anonymous No.20290994]

>>20289624
Mohammed is not pleased

[Anonymous No.20291003]

Remember when 4chan wasn't full of prudish grandmothers who get shocked and offended by literally everything?

[Anonymous No.20291577]

[Anonymous No.20291591]

>>20291003
you have autism

[Anonymous No.20291598]

>>20289624
wtf is wrong with people. Is this a humiliation ritual?

[Anonymous No.20291652]

>>20291591
Hit a little too close to home, eh?

[Anonymous No.20291666]

>>20291652
this is a joke thread anon, its not serious
you just have autism

[Anonymous No.20291714]

>>20287367
Jewish trix?

[Anonymous No.20291731]

>>20290844
They are still great. They keep opening new locations.

[Anonymous No.20291738]

>>20291666
>you just have autism
Excellent, very original. Is that your go-to "I don't have a rational argument" response in real life as well?

[Anonymous No.20291749]

>>20291738
autists cannot into irony
you taking it as an insult instead of considering I may be right is only more evidence

[Anonymous No.20291778]

>>20288332
lol
lmao

[Anonymous No.20291791]

>>20291749
Not an insult, everyone is probably autistic to some degree. Just seems like a childish and unrelated thing to keep bringing up as deflection from the original point that I was making (which was the sad decline of the boards on this site as they are slowly invaded by fragile, easily offended /pol/tard children)

[Anonymous No.20291794]

>>20291791
once again I feel the need to let you know this is a joke thread anon, no one is clutching pearls over "heluva

[Anonymous No.20291807]

>>20287948
>YOU NEED TO TELL ME THE NAME

[Anonymous No.20291831]

>>20291794
Ah gotcha, thanks for clearing that up for me

[Anonymous No.20291857]

>>20291794
Yeah it'll be a truly sad day when the users on this site actually DO start getting offended by retarded, harmless shit while constantly crying about jews/blacks/seed oils/etc...

[Anonymous No.20291875]

>>20291791
Rent free, Anon...

[Anonymous No.20292968]

>>20291003
nigger nigger nigger

[Anonymous No.20293090]

>>20289624
what the fuck is wrong with euros

[Anonymous No.20293142]

>>20289738
they got sued iirc

[Anonymous No.20293178]

>>20290793
yeah i kinda like it
i want to know what bad frog thinks about food prices

[Anonymous No.20293421]

>>20293142
Good

[Anonymous No.20293423]

>>20293421
Well I say good but really it should be the state fucking them more directly

[Anonymous No.20293445]

>>20287918
Bruh I think reddit is a few doors down you seem lost, oh and don't forget your trillby that you call a fedora on the way out.

[Anonymous No.20293463]

>>20287527

[Anonymous No.20293490]

>>20289624
lithuania

[Anonymous No.20293676]

>>20291598
Indians saw this and were disappointed it wasn't real feces

[Anonymous No.20293711]

>>20287948
I need to try these

[Anonymous No.20293716]

>>20287998
This doesn't look like a BWC, they have to make a flesh colored one

[Anonymous No.20293726]

>>20291791
>>children
/pol/ has the oldest avg age of any board and it shows

[Anonymous No.20293985]

>>20290110
Yes. Haven't you heard about eggplant?

[Anonymous No.20294183]

>>20293985
oh shit thats why they call it that

[Anonymous No.20294212]

>>20293716
you get a dude

[Anonymous No.20294321]

>>20287501
wdym this rules

[Anonymous No.20294584]

>>20287918
fedorable

[Anonymous No.20294597]

>>20288550
why are yankees always seething about the south

[Anonymous No.20294605]

>>20293490
if I ever see something like this in a store I'm vandalizing it

[Anonymous No.20294609]

>>20294584
he's right though.

[Anonymous No.20294629]

>>20287346
Pic unrelated?
>heluva good
>hell of a good
>simple English phrase basically meaning "it tastes very good"
Why are you shitting your adult diapers over this?

[Anonymous No.20294630]

>>20289624
>be Sweden, yes
>invaded by pakis and other mudshit races
>intentionally be as offensive as possible in hopes of scaring them back
It all makes sense now.

[Anonymous No.20294633]

>>20294629
Do you not know what vulgarity is?

[Anonymous No.20294640]

Lush

[Anonymous No.20294649]

>>20291598
>go to site known for shitposting and fucking around for the lulz
>see shitposting and fucking around for the lulz in the wild
>wtf is this mkultra tavistock rockefeller sneed's feed and seed HUMILIATION RITUAL?!?!?
Where do you people come from?

[Anonymous No.20294670]

>>20287346
Foods mentioning our Lady or Lord are just as despicable in my opinion. Actually no. They're worse.

[Anonymous No.20294717]

>>20294649
/pol/ and twitter I guess. 4chan is no fun anymore.

[Anonymous No.20294760]

>>20294630
At most, they're just gonna behead designer. Like they did with that cartoonist in France.

[Anonymous No.20294805]

Who ordered faggots?

[Anonymous No.20294858]

>>20294805
And with asperger's, no less.

[Anonymous No.20294879]

[Anonymous No.20296201]

[Anonymous No.20296210]

>>20296201
I Can't Believe It's not Calamari™ brand boneless inverted pork anus is my favorite

[Anonymous No.20296212]

>>20296210

[Anonymous No.20296232]

>>20296212
Call me a Luddite, but food science was a mistake. Like the fields of bio weapons and psychology, only awful things can come from "advancements".
Pig colon calamari isn't even a manmade horror like most goyslop, but it's still the product of the poisonous thinking at the heart of food science.

[Anonymous No.20296245]

>>20296201
No thanks, I prefer bone in pork rectums

[Anonymous No.20296463]

>>20288192
It's ok anon, we know you enjoy a good old gaytime

[Sage No.20296497]

>>20288138
Holy r*ddit
You faggot

[Anonymous No.20296521]

>>20296210
if you cant tell the difference between calamari and pork anus something is wrong with you

[Anonymous No.20296697]

>>20296245
Pigfucker.

[Anonymous No.20297184]

>>20296463
I've had many gaytimes in the past and I don't regret any of them

[Anonymous No.20297474]

[Anonymous No.20297503]

>dumb fucking name
>faggot fon
>organic
>overpriced

I dont want the word "killer" on my fucking food

[Anonymous No.20297513]

>>20287346
Found this at an eastern european store
And yes, the big oval-shaped label on the container does indeed say CRAP

[Anonymous No.20297768]

>>20287920

How the fuck do you care about a ban on 4chins, shit is so wonky that I got a random ban notification from 2018 the other day on a post I almost certainly didn't make

Nigger

[Anonymous No.20297967]

>>20297503
>offended by nothing

[Anonymous No.20298566]

>>20294805
>6 faggot aspergers lardasses
normal night on /ck/

[Anonymous No.20298572]

>>20297503
if you have never killed a man you don't deserve bread.

[Anonymous No.20298995]

>>20294605
But that's fun, it's not a celebration of uglyness like the swis one

[Anonymous No.20299000]

>>20297768
ph*neposter

[Anonymous No.20299409]

[Neanderthal pussy No.20299449]

>>20296210
Considering how hard it is to get the shit taste out of human anus I can't imagine this working unless pigs are somehow different

[Anonymous No.20299498]

>>20287346
Millennials are a generation of manchildren that think dirty language for the sake of it is funny. They have made 'fuck' into a word that's fit for a casual conversation with strangers

[Anonymous No.20299504]

>>20287501
My stepfather bought a sixpack of these in the late 90s. Drank one, then put the rest in the back of the fridge in his garage. They were still in there the last time I looked a few weeks back

[Anonymous No.20299526]

>>20289970
The only people who buy it are the sub 90IQ 250lb trailer trash women that think that by consuming the correct brands they will lose weight. same market as diet coke and the "salads" at McDonalds.
What I'm trying to say is, nothing of value is lost

[Anonymous No.20299549]

>>20296232
Traditional European dishes include hog ears, bull testicles, sheep intestines, and chicken tongue. The more things change, the more they stay the same.

[Anonymous No.20299585]

[Anonymous No.20299890]

[Anonymous No.20301244]

>>20297474
>>20299585
Fakes, btw

[Anonymous No.20301398]

[Anonymous No.20301417]

>>20287631
fucking disgusting
>>20287998
or maybe it's ok idk

[Anonymous No.20301458]

>>20291731
>>20290844
>>20290754
>>20287507
The burgers are inarguably worse in taste than in-n-out or even burgerville down south. They're fun and a quirky holdover of when Seattle was a decent place to live, but holy fuck that cap hill spot is as much a safe-use needle site as it is a burger shop. Fucking grim.

[Anonymous No.20301467]

>>20288163
Picrel is the only acceptable use of "bitchin"

[Anonymous No.20301469]

>>20299449
Why else would they season, batter, bread and deep fry the absolute fuck out of the 'calamari'? Where are people in the middle of the country getting remotely fresh or even safely frozen squid?

[Anonymous No.20302703]

>>20301458

[Anonymous No.20302724]

>>20289423
This is cool.

[Anonymous No.20302731]

>>20294212
Kek'd.

[Anonymous No.20302735]

>>20287391
>GINGER BEER!!

[Anonymous No.20302927]

>>20302735
how tf is ginger beer soy you tryhard contrarian faggot?

[Anonymous No.20302962]

>>20287501
This only works because it's so poorly designed looking from a design perspective and also it's a real frog instead of a mascot character.

If it looked more professional or used a mascot frog it'd instantly be awful, but as it is it doesn't offend me.

[Anonymous No.20303011]

>>20288138
Are you retarded? It has nothing to do with euros

[Anonymous No.20303044]

>>20288163
I heard this is decent but I too am bothered by seeing it in the supermarket. I feel like it shouldn't be allowed, I'm bitter that the world is more depraved and desensitized.

[Anonymous No.20303045]

I feel like way too many people took it the wrong way. You can hate this kind of branding without it actually offending you or you thinking it's blasphemous.

For me, it's just that if I go to the store and see Jack's Sauce and "DILLWEED DAN'S 'ITCHIN' MAD' SPECTACULAR SAUCE" i'll go for jack's on principle.

[Anonymous No.20303052]

>>20288159
are you retarded, illiterate or blind?

[Anonymous No.20303080]

>>20289423
id buy the fuck out of this

[Anonymous No.20304014]

>>20302735
You know that ginger beer is just a soft drink like root beer, right?

[Anonymous No.20304221]

>>20302927
>>20304014
I know it's a 'craft' soda for faggots like you two, with 50% more sugar than coke

[Anonymous No.20304230]

>>20304221
>50% more sugar than coke
A 12 ounce can of Coke has 39g of sugar.
A 12 ounce bottle of that ginger beer has 40g of sugar.

[Anonymous No.20304236]

>>20287961
Pretty sure that's a big toe that got attached there after losing a thumb. I once met a construction worker who had that done to him after a jobsite saw accident.

[Anonymous No.20304256]

Walden Farms anything really

[Anonymous No.20304298]

>>20288649
Poppycock and bullshit
Dumbass bitch.

[Anonymous No.20304313]

A restaurant brand rather than a grocery store product, Slutty Vegan is an odd one. Started in Atlanta, it caters almost exclusively to black vegans, and is expanding into other cities with large black populations.

[Anonymous No.20304319]

>>20304313
Grand opening of their first restaurant after the food truck was successful.

[Anonymous No.20304327]

>>20304319
Expansion into NYC.

[Anonymous No.20304651]

>>20287346
FUCK YOU ITS THE BEST FRENCH DIP HANDS DOWN ILL FUCKING KILL YOU STUPID PEICE OF SHIT

[Anonymous No.20305187]

>>20287346
Started as a brand of cheese curd, trading off the same nostalgia as Crackerbarrel and Pepperidge Farm.

[Anonymous No.20305468]

>>20304313
>>20304319
>>20304327
Why are there so many black vegans?

[Anonymous No.20305516]

>>20289417
>Locust Bean Gum
How is this shit legal for human consumption?

[Anonymous No.20305534]

>>20305468
Maybe vegan is the minor component and slutty is the major component.

[Anonymous No.20305537]

>>20305534
Why are there so many slutty blacks?

[Anonymous No.20306395]

>>20287346
anything made by sprinters is inedible.

[Anonymous No.20306405]

>>20306395
>sprinters
Is this like Joggers but more xtreme?

[Anonymous No.20306412]

>>20289624
>sugarfree
Literally fucking undrinkable.

On an unrelated note, I have never seen these anywhere at all. They're likely a very limited joke product.

[Anonymous No.20306423]

>>20304313
>>20304319
>>20304327
>>20305468
>>20305534
Niggers are just attracted to vulgar displays of anything. They are inherently base in every desire.

[Anonymous No.20306628]

>>20306405
No, but I'm going to go ahead and start using that, thanks.

[Anonymous No.20307429]

>>20287961
>>20287872
He... hehe, he.