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The question that divided /ck/ forever

>> No.20277251

i dont even have a twitter

>> No.20277255

>>20277250
catsup

>> No.20277257

>>20277250
Pickle salsa.

>> No.20277263

>>20277250
Looks like salt is already on them, so I will add vinegar and cheese.

>> No.20277266

>>20277250
Ranch is great with fries, ngl

>> No.20277267

>>20277250
But ketchup does exist

>> No.20277272

>>20277250
Gobs of mayo

>> No.20277275

>>20277263
Parmesan?

>> No.20277279

>>20277250
Belgian mayonnaise like any normal person, obviously.

>> No.20277287

mayo with a bit of dijon

>> No.20277290

>>20277275
Usually cheddar.

>> No.20277293

>>20277267
ok, but imagine it did not exist. what would you put on them?

>> No.20277296

>>20277250
good fries need no sauce you fool

>> No.20277297

>>20277250
Mayo or sour cream, and hot sauce.

>> No.20277304

>>20277250
mustard

>> No.20277305

Mayo mixed with hot sauce

>> No.20277309

>>20277250
Filipino banana sauce.

>> No.20277310

>>20277293
It does exist. Why do you keep saying that it doesn't?

>> No.20277314

good fries need no condiment other than salt.

for mediocre fries: salt and pepper or seasoned salt if have some on hand.

wet condiments ruin fries.

>> No.20277317

>>20277314
>good fries need no condiment other than salt.
They don't need, but condiments can be good.

>> No.20277318

>>20277310
How would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning?

>> No.20277319

>>20277293
But it doez, I puh som on mah chikn nuggets when I go to Popeye's earlia today

>> No.20277322

>Make perfectly crispy fries
>Turn them mushy with sauce
Retards. Salt is all you need.

>> No.20277325

>>20277322
i prefer white pepper

>> No.20277326

>>20277309
HOT.

>> No.20277327

>>20277322
>Make perfectly crispy fries
>Turn them mushy with sauce
>perfectly crispy
>Turn them mushy
>perfectly
>mushy
You made shitty fries

>> No.20277330

>>20277322
why are you soaking them for so long, it just takes a split second to dip them and eat them, if theyre crispy fries that shouldn't make them soggy

>> No.20277334

>>20277250
Banana Sauce, Mayo, Mustard, Relish Mixed

>> No.20277339

>>20277330
stop responding to literal incels

>> No.20277341

>>20277318
But I did eat breakfast this morning

>> No.20277343

>>20277326
Yeah they do make a spicy version of it.

>> No.20277344

>>20277310
>>20277319
but for a moment pretend it does not exist

>> No.20277352

>>20277344
it exists anon, i can go grab some out of my fridge right now if you dont believe me

>> No.20277353

>>20277344
Shiet, dis cracka talking wack, imma pop a cap in his ass
*gets gunned down by police*

>> No.20277363

>>20277352
ok, how about you pretend you ran out? what would you put on them?

>> No.20277373

>>20277363
I've got a full bottle

>> No.20277381

either mustard or red robin campfire sauce

>> No.20277383

>>20277250
Hellman's tartar sauce

>> No.20277385

>>20277272
>>20277279
>>20277287
>>20277297
>>20277305
>>20277334
BASED AND MAYO PILLED

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>>20277385

>>20277334
Was me

I like Mayo but am too American to take it alone. Mix With some yogurt and garlic, favorite spices, hot sauce and it beats out just plain ketchup as is.

Whataburger spicy ketchup though...

>> No.20277405

Hot sauce or mustard. I recently started dipping my fries in ketchup again for the first time in over twenty years and it’s really, really good. The sweet tartness of the ketchup cuts through the oily saltiness of the french fry and makes a perfectly balanced bite.

>> No.20277409

ranch or sour cream or ketchup wwv4

>> No.20277472

>>20277363
then Id go buy some at the corner store

>> No.20277481

Malt vinegar

>> No.20277482

>>20277409
calm down man we havent even had WW3 yet.

>> No.20277486

>>20277250
some shredded cheese and gravy
poutine is comfy as fuck

>> No.20277521

>>20277250
Equal parts salt, pepper, garlic powder. Season well, fresh from the fryer. Dip in good ranch.

>> No.20277528

>>20277250
Mayo or thousand island. Only thousand island if it’s restaurant quality.

>> No.20277529

>>20277250
tomato chutney

>> No.20277561
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>>20277486
ew!

>> No.20277590

>>20277250
Catsup.

>> No.20277594
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20277594

It depends what you're having them with, dumbshit twitter screenshot bot poster. It could be mayo, tartar sauce, bbq sauce, malt vinegar, ranch, blue cheese, gravy, au jus, ailoi, buffalo sauce, salsa, sriracha, the liquid from mussels steamed in butter, wine, and lemon juice, or nothing.

>> No.20277598

>>20277561
I would actually eat this under one condition:
The cheese is actually crumbled feta

>> No.20277604

>>20277250
mayo obviously

>> No.20277605

>>20277598
We don't tolerate cheese racism on this board.

>> No.20277609

Chips only need salt. If anything else then maybe some tartare or aioli on the side.

>> No.20277640

Spaghetti sauce

>> No.20277684

>>20277640
>Italian pizza fries
This is a real thing

>> No.20277686

>>20277250

Hot sauce.

>> No.20277697
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>>20277684
sho nuff chil'

>> No.20277698

>>20277250
Man, I have to give it to the brits. They figured it out with mayo. But don't put mayo directly on the fries. No, just keep a little dip cup worth on the side and get a shallow amount of mayo with each dip.

>> No.20277704

>>20277698
i dont think brits started that, i think it was sweden or something

>> No.20277707

>>20277250
mayo https://youtu.be/ALboAuJmCEg?si=9ijPmhb106MVCWIJ

>> No.20277711

Am I the only person that eats fries plain? If they have enough salt on em and they're cooked well then I don't need anything else.

>> No.20277716

mustard
i dont eat ketchup anyway

>> No.20277717

>>20277353
A real basketball American wouldn't use commas like that. Stop foolin

>> No.20277718

>>20277711
yeah you are the only person in the entire world to eat your fries without anything added.

>> No.20277721

>>20277711
I like some plain, I like some with sauce. All plain fries gets boring. All sauced fries gets boring too.

>> No.20277723

>>20277711
just you.

>> No.20277728

>>20277481
Seconded

>> No.20277733

>>20277704
The first time anyone heard about mayo fries was in 1994 from Pulp Fiction when the white guy tells the black guy people in Amsterdam eat fries with mayo.

— You know what they put on French fries in Holland instead of ketchup?
— What?
— Mayonnaise.
— Goddamn.
— I've seen 'em do it, man. They fuckin' drown 'em in that shit.

>> No.20277738

>>20277733
>anyone
Pretty sure lots of yuros knew about this before Jules and Vincent's conversation.

>> No.20277744

>>20277738
Why do People keep acting like Europeans matter whenever an American makes a general statement?

>> No.20277749

>>20277733
yes im sure before that movie the people on amsterdam never did that, they only started doing it because of an american movie

>> No.20277752

>>20277250
vanilla or strawberry milkshake

>> No.20277753
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>>20277744
Just trying to stamp out some stupidity.

>> No.20277756

>>20277733
based
checked

>> No.20277762

>>20277250
If ketchup did not exist, then neither would BBQ sauce, which would be my second goto in a ketchup denied environment. Ranch works, but it's kind of meh. Gravy probably is next best thing.

>> No.20277773

>>20277753
You're not accomplishing that by going "but Europe!", anytime a general statement is made.

>> No.20277778

>>20277738
This is an American website for Americans to discuss American business. Pulp Fiction is why the “eww mayo on fries” meme even exists, you stupid yuropoor.

>> No.20277786

>>20277733
The first time I visited Amsterdam was in 1992. I remember because they had the news playing on the airplane and the LA riots had just started. Checkmate, atheists.

>> No.20277800

>>20277778
>Pulp Fiction is why the “eww mayo on fries”
I'm not so sure about that. Because I never heard anyone bring up Amsterdam before today. I never watched pulp fiction. I was still a little kid when it came out, and I never bothered to go back and watch it when I was younger. My entire frame of reference for mayo on fries comes from people relating it to the UK. I'm not sure where I heard it exactly. But it would come up every now and again in media or conversation. Never heard Amsterdam before today.

>> No.20277812

>>20277800
Go watch it, you're in for a treat
Actually watch Reservoir Dogs then Pulp Fiction

>> No.20277820

>>20277800
ONLY AMERICA MATTERS, KEK
WE HATE FOREIGNERS AND FOREIGN CULTURES
EUROPE IS A SHITHOLE

>> No.20277821

>>20277812
No. I've already had a bunch of scenes spoiled for me. And I don't particularly like Quentin Tarantino's attitude and style.

>> No.20277824

>>20277800
It's generally associated with Northern European, Germanic countries. It was a stereotype in American pop culture long before Pulp Fiction. The point of the scene is that they're supposed to be kind of just regular guys having mundane conversations you could hear in a barber shop or at the checkout line in a grocery store.

>> No.20277834

>>20277800
It’s very simple
>Pulp Fiction memes the Dutch put mayo on fries
>becomes an American joke about euros
>over 30 years the meme becomes distorted into all euros put mayo on fries
The euro mayo fry meme that has become part of the cultural zeitgeist came directly from Pulp Fiction

>> No.20277842

>>20277821
Not that anon, but you can't really have Tarantino "spoiled" for you. It's pastiche. You're meant to feel like you've seen it all before, because you have. It's just put together in a new and entertaining way. Once a Time in Hollywood is the closest he's ever come to doing anything that isn't ironic style over substance.

>> No.20277847

>>20277481
Came here to post this. The one of like, 3 good food items to come out of Britain. I just love the stuff.

>> No.20277851

OP forgot to mention i like dicks

>> No.20277853

>>20277777

>> No.20277857

Honey mustard

>> No.20277858

>>20277851
why would OP care about you enjoying sucking dick?

>> No.20277861

>>20277250
Buffalo sauce most likely.
Some kind of ranch based sauce or BBQ sauce is also ok. Maybe a butter sauce. However I would probably try for a seasoning over a sauce. Truffle oil and parsley or garlic

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>>20277250

>> No.20277869

>>20277250
Just salt and vinegar. I like the taste of fries and don't need to drown out the flavour with a sauce.

>> No.20277874

>>20277858
i care

>> No.20277878

>>20277842
>Once a Time in Hollywood is the closest he's ever come to doing anything that isn't ironic style over substance.

Lol. That’s Jackie Brown.

>> No.20277887

>>20277744
>Why do People keep acting like Europeans matter whenever an American makes a general statement?
A general statement.
About Amsterdam.
In Europe.
You are incredibly dim.

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>>20277862

>> No.20277894

>>20277250
chili and cheese. duh.

>> No.20277900

>>20277250
fry/utah/mountain sauce

>> No.20277909

>>20277821
Both are movies you can watch over and over, also From Dusk to Dawn and Inglourious Basterds

>> No.20277910

>>20277842
I don't like pistachios.
And besides, originality was not my concern. After all, how can I feel like his work is unoriginal,w when I never saw any of the works he references. I just don't like his particular attitude and style. I can feel his ego and arrogance laced in the work itself.

>> No.20277916

>>20277250
salt n vinegar
maybe some curry sauce
sorted

>> No.20277929

>>20277341
Lmao stop fucking with him mr low iq prisoner inforgraphic man

>> No.20277946

>>20277887
What? The general statement was about the time when people heard about mayo and fries. Obviously, if you already knew about mayo and fries before the given time, then you're excluded from the general statement.

That general statement was made in a very American-centric point of view. So contexually, it's understood that we're primarily talking about Americans.

>> No.20278008

>>20277250
There's already salt on them? I just eat them as is. What kind of degenerate smears their fries with sauces and condiments?

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>>20277293
>>20277310

>> No.20278057

>>20278045
That image sums up 50% of my online interactions. I can no longer tolerate people who lack imagination. Lack abstract thought.

>> No.20278069

>>20277255
The sign is a subtle joke

>> No.20278075

>>20277267
>that name

>> No.20278088

>>20277773
>I go to school on a short yellow bus
>>20277778
>MURRICA!!1!
I am American, dumbfuck.

>> No.20278170

BBQ sauce for sure
It's sweet and tangy like Ketchup but with a bit of a kick. Although I rarely use condiments for my fries, I will use ketchup every once in a while.

>> No.20278212

>>20277267
and it's shit

>> No.20278274

>>20277250
Honey mustard. Ranch for seasoned fries.

>> No.20278409

>>20277250
Gravy. If you say mayonaise you need to kill yourself.

>> No.20278420

>>20278409
/thread
fuck the mayo fags

>> No.20278427

>>20277250
cheese that was put on top when the fries were hot

>> No.20278431

>>20278409
>>20278420
ketchup mixed with mayo

>> No.20278456

>>20277250
Nothing. I eat fries with nothing but salt on them. When you dip fries in something all you taste is the dip and that ruins the point of eating fries. You may as well just spoon the dip into your mouth.

>> No.20278467

>>20278456
>When you dip fries in something all you taste is the dip
you being a tastelet is not the condiments problem

>> No.20278468

>>20277250
sour cream

>> No.20278469

>>20278467
Fries have a light flavor that gets overpowered by any sauce.

>> No.20278473

Nothing. I eat fries with nothing on them. When you dip or coat fries in something all you taste is the dip or seasoning and that ruins the point of eating fries. You may as well just spoon the dip or seasoning into your mouth.

>> No.20278477

>>20277250
Salt and Pepper. I like potato.
And ketchup is vile.

>> No.20278484

Nothing. I eat raw potato sticks with nothing on them. When you fry or dip or coat potatoes in something all you taste is the oil or dip or seasoning and that ruins the point of eating potatoes. You may as well just spoon the oil or dip or seasoning into your mouth.

>> No.20278490

Nothing. I don't eat. When you cook food all you taste is the food. You may as well just get a spoonful of food or dip food into your mouth

>> No.20278498

Nothing. I don't. When you do all you experience is. You may as well just do.

>> No.20278682

>>20277250
some drink

>> No.20278706

>>20277250
old bay

>> No.20278719

>>20277250
My wife eats these things dry. What the fuck is her problem

>> No.20278720

>>20277762
>ketchup based bbq
Stop eating trash bbq sauce

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>>20277250

>> No.20278725
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>>20278088
So how IS Brazil this time of year?

>> No.20278728

>>20277250
Barbecue sauce

>> No.20279221

>>20277878
Jackie Brown was all style over substance, except he missed the mark on the style and it came off as tone deaf. Easily his worst movie (yes, I know /tv/ loves it for the sake of being contrarian).

>> No.20279231

>>20277910
>how can I feel like his work is unoriginal,w when I never saw any of the works he references
You don't need to know every particular reference. It's like how everyone who grew up in the Western world can recognize biblical imagery even if they've never stepped foot in a church or opened a bible.

>> No.20279241

>>20277250
Chicken Salt
or a mix of a cheese sauce and a spicy sauce

>> No.20279242
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>>20277250
Red wine vinegar, salt, and pepper.

>> No.20279246
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>>20277250
>mayo

>> No.20279255

Honey

Try it

>> No.20279256

>>20277250
mayo, jalepenos, salsa, guac, ranch ketchup is low tier.

>> No.20279257

>>20277250
whataburger spicy ketchup

>> No.20279260

>>20279246
>post costco fake jap mayo.

>> No.20279279

>>20277250
Nothing. Fine as they are. Maybe nacho cheese if im feeling zesty.

>> No.20279284

>>20277250
i put honey

>> No.20279292

>>20277250
nothing

>> No.20279308

>>20277778
Anime isn't American business.

>> No.20279315

>>20277250
A mix of mayo and tabasco stirred with a fork directly on the plate.

>> No.20279316

This >>20277305 or vinegar

>> No.20279331

>>20277250
Cheese curds and gravy
Chili and cheese
Gravy and turkey dressing (Newfoundland style)
Malt vinegar and salt
Cider vinegar and salt
Wine vinegar and salt
A blend of vinegars and salt
Any of the above from the old fish and chip shop down the road with bits of fried fish and chips batter on top

>> No.20279335

>>20277250
Nothing, they're already salted

>> No.20279359

>>20277250
For as much as everyone claims to hate reddit, this and many other threads just turn into 'list every combination of a thing, please'

>> No.20279416

>>20277250
Mayo

>> No.20279421

>>20277363
I don't understand the question. How can ketchup not exist?

>> No.20279422

>>20277250
Guess we're having poutine

>> No.20279426

>>20277250
Hot sauce
Mayo
Tahini sauce
Really any sauce that is creamy, spicy or both

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Joppiesaus

>> No.20279560

Mayo.

>> No.20279593

>>20277250
Ketchup does exist though, it’s pointless to imagine a world without it
The only reason people ask these stupid hypotheticals is they want to take the opportunity to talk about themselves

>> No.20279603

>>20277266
Very midwestern post

>> No.20279604

that arab garlic sauce toum they have at chicken shops. that shit is insane.

>> No.20279609

>>20278719
When fries are truly well made, they need no sauce

>> No.20279623

Wholegrain mustard :)

>> No.20279625

>>20277267
Ketchup. Does. Not. Exist.

>> No.20279628

>>20277250
Good fries are fine as is. Sauce is not necessary.

>> No.20279646

>>20277481
The only correct answer.

>> No.20280381

>>20277251
Do you at least have the you tube?

>> No.20280385

>>20277250
Nothing, I usually eat my fries without anything in the first place.

>> No.20280407

>>20277250
Whatever that garlic stuff is that bong put in munchie boxes

>> No.20280408

>>20278170
problem with that is BBQ sauce requires chup to make

>> No.20280425

>>20280408
no you can make it with the base ingredients, tomato paste, salt, and vinegar
my dad used to make barbecue sauce for his restaurant and he did it in huge batches and dissolved like 25 pounds of bacon in it, slow-cooked for a couple of days

>> No.20280432

>>20280425
>you don't need ketchup to make bbq sauce
>just use tomato paste, salt and vinegar

>> No.20280490

>>20277250
"the question"


Op is a mutt.

Rest of the world: mayo.

>> No.20280512

>>20277293
>>20277344
>>20277363
>>20277753
>>20277887
>>20277929
>>20279308
>>20279625
gb2circlejerk too easy

>> No.20280624

>>20277272
Being this fat

>> No.20280628

Chick Fil A sauce

>> No.20280668

>>20277847
If you like vinegar here's something that might interest you.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother_of_vinegar

>> No.20280713

How has nobody said hummus yet?

>> No.20280714

>>20277251
Don’t deadname X tranny

>> No.20280717

>>20277293
Tomato puree loaded full of so much fucking sugar

>> No.20280719

Nandos hot sauce and vinegar

>> No.20280756

>>20277267
Imagine there's no countries

>> No.20280799

I'm going to drown them in malt vinegar.

>> No.20280811

Mayo sriracha mix

>> No.20280815

>>20277267
kek

>> No.20280821

>>20277250
Here are the options in mexico:
Nacho dressing(aka nacho cheese)
Mayonnaise
Chipotle dressing(probably contains mayo)
Ranch maybe

>> No.20280822

Mayo on French fries is literal subhuman shit, euros can't do anything right. BBQ sauce or vinegar for me.

>> No.20280827

I EAT FRIES ALONE
I AM SPARTAN
I AM STOIC
but seriously fries (or chips for our NATO friends) are already so rich, they don’t need anything

>> No.20280836

Fries are so good. So good. I can’t fathom why you would need to try to improve them. Fries cannot be improved upon. They are the perfect food, as is.

>> No.20280842

wendy's ghost pepper ranch

>> No.20280850

I once dunked buffalo sauce on top of my fries. It didn’t go well.

>> No.20280852

Buffalo sauce and bleu cheese dressing.

>> No.20280855

I have an idea. What if you immersed Belgian frites inside of All-American ranch sauce?

>> No.20281895

>>20279231
I miss so many biblical references, because I never heard the stories before. Only to find out that I missed it years later when the story is actually highlighted for me.

This one time, someone at work jokingly called me Judas, and I didn't know what that meant. I was offended when he explained it.

>> No.20281897

must hard

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>>20277250
sirene

>> No.20281949

>>20277250
i just made potato fries and ate them with a mixture of bbq sauce, sriracha and sweet hot mustard
was good i guess. the tang and heat made them quite moreish

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gravy
it's superior to ketchup to begin with

>> No.20281952

>>20277305
good choice

>>20277381
DC style Mumbo sauce is also a good option

>> No.20281971

>>20277250
Hot sauce

>> No.20282144

>>20281895
The only thing your anecdotal story demonstrates is that you're kind of dumb. I think people who go to church and study the bible are dumb, but if you don't get a Judas reference you've probably never read a book in your life.

>> No.20282193

>>20282144
Being called Judas at work indicates that someone thinks he’s a snakey slimy fuck.

>> No.20282194

>>20277250
nacho cheese
the kind you get from sports ball stadiums
not the shit kind you have to make and it comes out stanking up the entire house and your dad yells at you for that fucking smell

>> No.20282197

>>20277381
>red robin campfire sauce
Based. It's BBQ and mayo in case you didn't know.

>> No.20282201

>>20278057
Hypothetically, how would you treat those 50% interactions that lack imagination. Lack abstract thought?

>> No.20282209

>>20277250
My fingers shoved into the pile to rake in as many as fit in my american fist

The actual answer is i dont.

>> No.20282275

>>20282193
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Um... I know what Judas means. That was my entire point. It's a cultural reference in all of the West that anyone should understand without ever having opened a Bible.

>> No.20282282

>>20282275
smells like teen reddit

>> No.20282291

>>20282282
Anyone you see wearing a Nirvana t-shirt or making bad puns like this was shit out of their mother's baby shitter at least a decade after Kurt Cobain stuck a shotgun in his mouth and somehow pulled the trigger.

>> No.20282293

>>20277250
Béarnaise sauce

>> No.20282306

>>20282275
>The only thing your anecdotal story demonstrates is that you're kind of dumb
Sorry, I was pointing out that his story also indicates he’s probably a slimy fuckwad as well as a moron. Calling someone Judas isn’t usually done casually, especially not at work so there’s probably some truth in his coworker calling him that.

>> No.20282327

>>20277250
Sour cream and onion dip

>> No.20282446

>>20277250
Bbq sauce all day

>> No.20282474

>>20277250
If we live in some hellscape where ketchup doesn't exist, tartar sauce.

>> No.20282516

>>20277250
Honey mustard or cocktail sauce

>> No.20282539
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20282539

>>20277250
Toum

>> No.20282793
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20282793

salad cream

>> No.20282798

>>20277250
Fry sauce.

>> No.20282801

>>20277250
>open thread
>ctrl+f
>andalouse sauce
>no results
ok fuck all of you

>> No.20282802

>>20277250
vinegar

>> No.20282851

>>20280756
Imagine the beatles didn't get preachy.

>> No.20282857

Chili and cheese
Gravy

>> No.20282926

>>20279552
Gebaseerd en Joppiepilled

>> No.20283003

>>20277250
Memories of eating McDonalds with my parents as a kid

>> No.20283170
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20283170

>>20277250
mayo.
i gained 10 pounds with picrel. would do it again.

>> No.20283198

just salt t b h

>> No.20283222

>>20277250
Garlic aioli

>> No.20283232

>>20280756
it's easy if you fry.

>> No.20283315
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20283315

more chips

>> No.20283357

>>20281951
>starchslop
>superior to boiled tomatoes
shiggy

>> No.20285085

>>20277263
malt vinegar i hope

>> No.20285089

>>20277481
>>20277728
>>20277847
>>20279646
based

>> No.20285096

>>20277250
steak, pizza and a burger

>> No.20285146

>>20277723
Imagine putting slop on your fucking fries. You disgust me. Each and every one of you

>> No.20285150

>>20277250
Ranch

I don't even eat fries with ketchup either way.

>> No.20285152

>>20278477
Kill yourself unironically

>> No.20285185

>>20285146
imagine putting salt on your fucking potatoes, what the fuck

>> No.20285194

>>20278057
Kek.
I was on the in game chat for a gacha I play and someone talked about if they added PvP and this turbo autist got really upset about hypotheticals because he thinks they are stupid.

>> No.20285210

>>20277250
Tomato powder.

>> No.20285263

Greek fries are the superior form of fries

>> No.20285268

>>20277561
What are cheese curds?

>> No.20285299
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20285299

Mayo, like a fucking civilized person.

>> No.20285330

>>20277250
loli piss

>> No.20285340

>>20285299
>stinky brown hands
>civilized
no thanks

>> No.20285477

>>20277250
Those fries look double-fried, which means they're extra crispy and oily, which means they don't even need ketchup, they can be enjoyed as-is.

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20285882

>>20283232

>> No.20285897

>>20278057
I am imagining a rotating cube in my head and it's so cool. I can't do anything more than four sides, unfortunately (~75 IQ).

>> No.20285938

>>20277250
Sour cream and sweet chili sauce.

>> No.20285941

What if all condiments don't exist and people just cum on their food?

>> No.20287916

>>20277250
ranch