Smoker thread

[Anonymous No.20276336]

Ciggies are /ck/, right?

[Anonymous No.20276338]

press S to spit on smokefags

S

[Anonymous No.20276366]

>>20276338
I could respond with a mean comment but I just smoked my second Newport of the day and am in a state of extreme zen
I respect but disagree with your opinion anon

[Anonymous No.20276367]

>>20276336
yes, anyone disagreeing is a seething soyboy

[Anonymous No.20276370]

>>20276336
>Ciggies are /ck/, right?
No

[Anonymous No.20276390]

>>20276336
If you're going to stand in a room with smoke and fire where every thing wants to cut poke or burn you, May as well enjoy the 2 minutes you get to go outside to smoke.

[Anonymous No.20276404]

>>20276390
>stand in a room with smoke and fire where every thing wants to cut poke or burn you
tf are you talking about schizo

[Anonymous No.20276411]

>>20276336
Chewing tobacco is technically food if you swallow the spit.

[Anonymous No.20276412]

>>20276404
Presumably a restaurant kitchen. Do you not cook?

[Anonymous No.20276414]

>>20276404
He works in the fires of hell so smoke breaks are his only relief from torturous demons

[Anonymous No.20276428]

>>20276390
>>20276414
I take snus breaks. My boss doesn't like it but he can't do anything about it because I'm consuming nicotine.

[Anonymous No.20276431]

>>20276412
oh I guess so
Im not a line cook, I just smoke when Im drunk on weekends

[Anonymous No.20276434]

>>20276370
tobacco products have always been /ck/

[Anonymous No.20276447]

>>20276336
You should quit OP. You really don’t miss it after a few weeks and I smoked for 10 years.

[Anonymous No.20276455]

>>20276338
that's fucking stupid, S is for walking backwards in virtually every game ever

[Anonymous No.20276456]

>>20276336
I didn't realize Baja Blast was a black people thing. No wonder I never got the hype.

[Anonymous No.20276460]

>>20276456
everything short sighted and indulgent is a black people thing

[Anonymous No.20276476]

>>20276336
>>20276370
Not strictly food and cooking (obviously) but out of the current selection of boards, this makes the most sense.

[Anonymous No.20276477]

>>20276460
How are menthols and sprite "short sighted and indulgent"? I don't get the appeal of those either, but it's not something I can identify.

[Anonymous No.20276509]

>>20276477
tobacco (especially flavored), soda, junk food, drugs in general, flashy things you cant afford, running out on your children, all stereotypical in black american culture, theyre the biggest demographic of obesity in america for a reason

[Anonymous No.20276542]

>>20276390
This stuff is great, I need to get some more! I've been enjoying cheap norwegian shag and it's close but bali just works. Is it still like the old blend?

[Anonymous No.20276547]

>>20276509
Flavored cigarettes have been banned in the US for over a decade at this point. I'll stay relaxed with a lip full of Skoal Cherry.

[Anonymous No.20276555]

>>20276542
American Spirit black is the only tobacco I use for rolling cigarettes.

[Anonymous No.20276560]

>>20276555
I like lighter roasted blends. I enjoy gently aromatics and I'm not embarrassed to admit it.

[Anonymous No.20276562]

>>20276476
That's not even true, >>>/lgbt/ exists.

[Anonymous No.20276577]

>>20276547
menthols are in the realm of flavored cigs, arent they trying to ban them too now?
and regardless theres still flavored cigarillos and shit at convenience stores

[Anonymous No.20276582]

>>20276562
explain yourself without projecting, faggot

[Anonymous No.20276583]

>>20276509
I'm not talking about tobacco and soda. I'm talking about Newports and Sprite.

[Anonymous No.20276588]

>>20276582
Where else would you post a pack of fags if not >>>/lgbt/ ?

[Anonymous No.20276621]

>>20276583
newports and sprite are cigarettes and soda
hope this helps

[Anonymous No.20276636]

>>20276621
>socrates is a man
>therefore all men are socrates

[Anonymous No.20276637]

>>20276560
Just be a pipe smoker if all you care about is how your hobby smells to non smokers.

[Anonymous No.20276649]

>>20276636
ah yeah youre right, cigs and sugar water are as complex and nuanced as human beings, I forgot

[Anonymous No.20276650]

>>20276577
You mean blunt wraps?

[Anonymous No.20276665]

>>20276650
yeah I guess thats what theyre used for

[Anonymous No.20276675]

>>20276542
Hasent changed much i think they allow 10% american tobacco here in the states. Likely for tax (import) purposes.

[Anonymous No.20276685]

>>20276447
Going on 30 years here but only like 20 on rolling them by hand.

[Anonymous No.20276691]

>>20276562
>>20276588

[Anonymous No.20276960]

>>20276447
I'm not addicted doe, It just helps me focus and is fun to smoke with friends

[Anonymous No.20276982]

>>20276336
>Ciggies are /ck/, right?
Only if you cook and eat them.

[Anonymous No.20276989]

>>20276691
What's a Faguette?

[Anonymous No.20276999]

>>20276989
same as a baggot

[Anonymous No.20277081]

>>20276336
>gives you literally no high
>creates lifelong, harmful addiction
>satisfies nicotine cravings
>creates more.

name a shittier, more meme'd drug. Coffee gets you more high than cigarettes. They should be banned and all smokers should be forced to quit cold turkey.

[Anonymous No.20277091]

>>20276336
>decent amount of effort on the box art
>laziest possible photoshop job trying to add the name to the cigs
>>20276456
It's a fucking formerly taco bell-centric mountain dew flavor. What are you on about, trying to make this a racial thing?

[Anonymous No.20277102]

>>20277081
DPH and keyboard duster will ruin a life far quicker than cigarettes and smokeless tobacco.

[Anonymous No.20277105]

>>20277081
cigarette smokers also permanently smell like shit, the smell gets into their hair, their clothes, the fabric anywhere they smoke like their car or home, the skin on their hands, and of course their breath (on top of yellowing their teeth). I get that smokers might like the smell and long term smokers can't even smell it anymore but to nonsmokers that shit is fucking gross, it smells objectively terrible. its one of those drugs like alcohol that just ages the fuck out of people and makes them look like shit with habitual use but at least beer and wine can taste good

[Anonymous No.20277107]

>>20277091
White people order shrimp at Qdoba.

[Anonymous No.20277108]

>>20277081
you have to be 18 to post here anon

[Anonymous No.20277113]

>>20277091
>what are you on about, trying to make this a racial thing?
Taco Bell and Baja Blast aren't really thought of as black things. Something like 90% of people who buy Newports are black. I know it's not a real product (at least I hope not), but the crossover doesn't make any sense to me.

[Anonymous No.20277121]

>>20277105
I smoked for a couple years and it only took a couple months of total non smoking to find the smell of people who smoke in cars to be personally revolting.

[Anonymous No.20277127]

>>20277113
Taco Bell makes me think stoned white suburbanite teenagers at 1 am, Newports are 100% a middle aged black person that loiters at gas stations on a weekday morning sort of vibe

[Anonymous No.20277154]

>>20277108
anything other than stimulants is faggotry.
other drugs:
>make you want to lay around and/or eat

Stimulants
>don't need to eat or sleep
>don't get too hot or cold
>can run barefoot in blistering winds
>BTFO's obesity and laziness

if society liked stimulants as much as they did alcohol and tobacco we would be living in the future.

[Anonymous No.20277163]

>>20277154
nicotine is a stimulant dumbass

[Anonymous No.20277234]

>>20277127
Exactly.

[Anonymous No.20277262]

>>20277154
>>20277163
Coffee and cigarettes in the morning and alcohol in the evening is so common because uppers and downers are used for different reasons. Try going on a 3-day amphetamine bender and get back to me with how that no eating or sleeping is working out for you. Substance dependency has been normal in all human societies since before written language was invented. You can argue some things are better than others, but lots of things are perfectly fine if not being abused or are inherently harmful.

[Anonymous No.20277421]

>>20276390
>If you're going to stand in a room with smoke and fire where every thing wants to cut poke or burn you
based hellraiser cenobite

[Anonymous No.20277439]

>>20276336
when I went to the US I bought Newport because they were the cheapest one at the 7/11 and then people told me those are cigs for middle aged black men
>>20276650
>>20276577
>>20276547
I dont know but back then (right before covid) they were menthol. but the funny thing was that I was in a state were rolling papers were outlawed by some old laws dating to the 19th century. you had to cross the border to buy them. gotta love the US for this kind of things, the day I left Oregon legalized psylocibin and Georgia banned abortion, on the same day

[Anonymous No.20277483]

>>20277439
Kentucky?

[Anonymous No.20277548]

>>20277439
RI actually. would love to visit Kentucky and other rural states.
also is rolling tabacco popular in the US? I was among the few smokers among my colleagues, one of them even called them cancer sticks. completely different from europe desu

[Anonymous No.20277554]

>>20277548
meant for >>20277483

[Anonymous No.20277841]

>>20277163
yeah and all nicotine delivery methods suck ass

[Anonymous No.20277904]

>>20277841
smoking is good
vaping if youre a faggot

[Anonymous No.20277927]

>>20276390
>>20276542
If you like Bali try Stokkebye's Amsterdam Shag
>>20276555
>yo dawg, i heard you like smoke, so we put smoke in your smoke
I get some every once in a while, I like to take it camping

[Anonymous No.20278035]

>>20277904
>smoking is good
not really. if you get a buzz from cigarettes beyond your first ever cigarette, you weigh 90 pounds. and pipes are harsh as shit and the buzz only lasts like 10 seconds. i got a gandalf churchwarden and my throat just hurts after using it. and vaping i don't feel like dealing with yet another device i have to charge.

hookahs are good but they're a pain in the ass to set up and clean up

[Anonymous No.20278074]

>>20276336
Unless you're a retard that eats them, no.

[Anonymous No.20278085]

>>20278035
smoking while drunk or high is the only way to do it, but its a fine drug

[Anonymous No.20278097]

>>20276336

The Edgefield cheep-o smokes keep going ups in price, I just paid $66.35 (here in MI) for a carton.

I might have to switch to Monarch(?) which I tried but didn't like but are around $55 a carton.

[Anonymous No.20278307]

>>20278085
>smoking while drunk or high is the only way to do it
oh of course. that's why i think hookah, the fastest way to get the most amount of nicotine to the brain, is the best delivery method. smoking as a daily habit is disgusting

[Anonymous No.20278316]

>>20277102
Fuck dust-off.
Can legally order the real thing off Amazon.

[Anonymous No.20278329]

>>20277421

[Anonymous No.20278343]

>>20277841
Looks like we got an Ass-Sucking Sodomite here.

[Anonymous No.20278353]

>>20276455
um no sweaty that would be the down key

[Anonymous No.20278370]

>>20278316
I keep getting adds for flavored ones. If I was 19 again I might be tempted

[Anonymous No.20278488]

>>20278370
Tried a flavored one it was oily and made my rig taste/smell foul.

[Anonymous No.20278534]

>>20278316
>>20278370
>>20278488
anons please don't use inhalants

[Anonymous No.20278548]

>>20278534
We are literally talking about smoking and nicotine delivery systems, by definition inhalants.

[Anonymous No.20278577]

>>20278548
you're talking about nitrous and fucking keyboard duster

[Anonymous No.20278613]

are poppers inhalants cuz i aint quittin

[Anonymous No.20278645]

>>20276336
I bought my first pack a few weeks ago and by the end I would smoke 3 cigs per lunch break. Then I got sick and didn’t wanna smoke anymore and haven’t smoked since, I don’t really feel like going back which is good, don’t really know why I even started in the first place but I don’t plan on going back

[Anonymous No.20278650]

>>20278613
dude that shit literally makes you retarded, just smoke cancer sticks instead

[Anonymous No.20278662]

>>20276665
what do green or diamonds taste like?

[Anonymous No.20278674]

>>20278645
What brand was it and why did you choose it?

[Anonymous No.20278677]

>>20278577
Who tf here is talking about having sex with computer duster? Lay off the weed and brewskis

[Anonymous No.20278681]

>>20278577
And i said duster is poison. May as well inhale butane.
NO2 is used medically for dentistry and small semi-invasive surgical procedures.

[Anonymous No.20278693]

>>20276336
Cigars, pipe tobacco and cigarettes are enjoyed as part of the finest of meals, yes.

[Anonymous No.20278699]

>>20278662
cheap tobacco most likely

[Anonymous No.20278783]

>>20276336
If you aren't taking a smoke break as a cook, you are doing something wrong

[Anonymous No.20278799]

>>20278674
Either black or red Marlboros, i just picked whichever was cheapest at the gas station

[Anonymous No.20278960]

>>20278799
That would be maverick 100's.

[Anonymous No.20278969]

>>20276338
S
t. smokes about one fag a week and regrets it every time

[Anonymous No.20278977]

>>20276390
i love nicotine but smoking really doesn't agree with my lungs or stomach. when i worked in catering i'd be so looking forward to my smoke break, then end up feeling so poisoned from the smoke that i actually felt worse coming back in than i did going out

[Anonymous No.20278997]

>>20278977
Just buy a can of long cut.

[Anonymous No.20279003]

>>20277439
Newport menthol are pretty expensive these days, especially in New Hampshire.

[Anonymous No.20279110]

>>20278662
diamond is one of the few they can swill sell in CA with the flavor ban so make of that what you will

[Anonymous No.20279584]

>>20276665
>>20276650
i don't understand why they haven't sold just the tobacco for wrapping given how the majority of people buying black n milds are using them are discarding the inner tobacco. maybe it's too hard to package and keep the moisture in or something. plus economies of scale with cheap cigars like that

[Anonymous No.20279598]

I been going through em way too fast on night shift lately

[Anonymous No.20279624]

Marlboro red. The soft pack

[Anonymous No.20279650]

>>20276336
If liberals didn’t exist we could have these

[Anonymous No.20279658]

>>20279650
>if the side that prides itself on consoomerism didn't exist, we'd have this cigarette that is peak consoomerism
???? at least have some consistency in your beliefs

[Anonymous No.20279731]

>>20276336

[Anonymous No.20279742]

>>20279731
kwab

[Anonymous No.20279749]

i havent smoked in so long but if i hear i got a uncurable disease and would die within a year anyway i'd start smoking these again. so good. reminds me of the time a polish femboy stayed with me here in holland for a month or so and we fucked and smoked these and a ton of weed.

Now I'm sober and clean for a couple of years but I miss it bros.. being young. don't smoke if you never did it though, trashy habit that will stain your teeth and costs money just to feel like shit later in life, and worry about lung cancer. I know it's just jew media that pushed this crap on us but these threads always get me wanting a smoke.

[Anonymous No.20279768]

>>20279749

>Now I'm sober and clean

Nigga you were fucking a dude. You'll never be clean

[Anonymous No.20279770]

>>20278693

Excuse me, do you have Prince Albert in a can?

>THEN YOU BETTER LET HIM OUT

[Anonymous No.20279778]

>>20279768
and you'll never experience love at all. What about it faggot?

[Anonymous No.20279784]

smoking ciggs is dead
its either zyn or the vape mouth fedora
maybe the occasional cigar
When i use to smoke it was halfzware shag, specifically sampson, drum wasn't as good.

[Anonymous No.20279785]

>>20276547

Years ago I used to frequent concerts and would carry a pack of Dreams to dole out to ladies who asked for a cigarette. Every so often it would lead to a hook-up but eventually I wised up and realized that carrying these smokes around made me look like a homo. That, and the government banned them like they do with all fun things

[Anonymous No.20279786]

zyn zyn zyn

[Anonymous No.20279795]

>>20279786
>zyn
Why are they targeting right wingers with advertisements, celebrity endorsements and public relations stunts?

[Anonymous No.20279796]

>>20279785
I remember always laughing when i saw claims that cigarettes used furity flavors to appeal to kids until i bought a pack of dreams when they were about to get banned. Shit had sugar on the filter and tasted like artificial raspberry or some shit. Blew my mind that the mythical candy flavored ciggs really existed.

[Anonymous No.20279802]

>>20279795
homos (left wingers) don't do tobacco.

[Anonymous No.20279804]

>>20278035
You ain't supposed to inhale pipe tobacco, you fucking druggie.

[Anonymous No.20279872]

>>20279749
my sentiment exactly, once I get sick enough or old enough Im smoking like a fucking chimney

[Anonymous No.20279923]

>>20279795
because they're the easiest cohort to swindle in current year. zyn doesn't do it but all you have to do is slap on "we're anti-woke!" and you're a millionaire

[Anonymous No.20279964]

>>20279923
Based beer.

[Anonymous No.20279970]

>>20279923
>omg, right-wingers are evil for considering blacks to be stupid
>everybody is clearly equal
>except for those stupid right-wingers
Hypocrite.

'A regime [the Third Reich] which invented a biological foreign policy was obviously acting against its own best interests. But at least it obeyed its own particular logic'.
- L'homme revolte

[Anonymous No.20279994]

>>20279584
It's called a fronto leaf.

[Anonymous No.20280009]

>>20279970
>brings up blacks for no reason
>brings up unrelated quote for no reason
kek absolutely seething because you know i'm right

[Anonymous No.20280014]

>>20280009
Non sequitur.

[Anonymous No.20280136]

>>20280014
yes you brought up those non sequiturs because you had no argument but still wanted to express you were angery at me

[Anonymous No.20280148]

>>20280136
https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/personal-incredulity

[Anonymous No.20280236]

>>20280148
>Because you found something difficult to understand, or are unaware of how it works, you made out like it's probably not true.
yeah i guess that one could apply to you as well. it could be a number of them honestly

[Anonymous No.20280247]

>>20280236
Nah, just you.

[Anonymous No.20280273]

>>20280247
>n-no u...
average discussion with the smartest rightoid

[Anonymous No.20280290]

>>20280273
'A regime [the Third Reich] which invented a biological foreign policy was obviously acting against its own best interests. But at least it obeyed its own particular logic'.
- L'homme revolte

[Anonymous No.20280318]

I roll my own. Pueblo with a bit of CBD for taste.

[Anonymous No.20280331]

>>20280290
you seem quite confused as you're now repeating yourself. i'll help you point it out since you're struggling and i kinda feel bad (not really though). i was talking about the propensity of the modern right to fall for marketing that promulgates the message that they're with them, that they're also against wokeness. then your first line is some nonsense strawman about right-wingers hating blacks, something that has nothing to do with my post. you fumbled before the play even started. didn't even read the rest of your post. got it now? good, don't reply to me again.

[Anonymous No.20280336]

>>20280331
>you fumbled before the play you* even started.

[Anonymous No.20280450]

>>20279658
get over yourself libtard. Sissy liberals banned flavored cigarettes for the sake of black people and they're trying to do the same to menthol cigs

[Anonymous No.20280541]

>>20276999
Then can I put some faggots on a baguette? Is that a meatball submarine sandwich?

[Anonymous No.20280580]

>>20280541
yes except they call it a meatball submissive sandwich in their tongue

[Anonymous No.20280619]

>>20276338
This, but for weed. Weed is a drug for people too gay to act so drugs.

[Anonymous No.20282242]

>>20280619
>too gay to act so drugs.
at least I can still form a sentence

[Anonymous No.20282314]

I miss baccy so much it's unreal

[Anonymous No.20282317]

>>20276336
>Non menthol
Why even bother then?

[Anonymous No.20282323]

Flavored cigs is crossing the line but flavored alcohol is a okay.

[Anonymous No.20282343]

>>20282323
theyre both gay and encourage retards who cant handle the drug to indulge and consequently overindulge

[Anonymous No.20282357]

>>20276336
Why are tobacco threads allowed to stay up on a cooking board but not hopeless alcoholic threads? Fuck you illiterate janitors. You get three Michelin stars for exceptional faggotry.

[Anonymous No.20282385]

CIGS ARE SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE IN KANGAROO HELLSCAPE, I KEEP BUYING FAKE MARLBOROS BECAUSE I GOT REAL ONES ONE TIME (IN THE RED AND WHITE BOX NOT THE GOVERNMENT ONE)

[Anonymous No.20282390]

>>20282385
bro you can get all kinds of cigs imported from Philippines for dirt cheap, I do and Im in burgerland

[Anonymous No.20282893]

>>20282385
>bought a nice pipe to smoke with
>50g of pipe tobacco is 150$
This country really is a no fun country.
I mean, can you tell me what sort of hobby a man can have here? It's like manly hobbies are not allowed and all that's left is feminen ones.

[Anonymous No.20282935]

>>20282893
Aren't Aussies pioneers of homebrewing because of your country's retarded alcohol taxes?
Also I don't know precisely how legal it is, but you can buy whole leaf tried tobacco on some American websites that are exempt from tobacco sin taxes because they're sold as natural pesticides (which is true). Buy some virginia, lataika, burley or whatever whole leaf tobacco and shred it yourself and mix it. If the customs agents are real cunts tell them you're growing organic vegetables and are going to pulverize the leaves into powder, mix it with water and spray your plants to kill aphids.

[Anonymous No.20282958]

>>20282935
>Aren't Aussies pioneers of homebrewing because of your country's retarded alcohol taxes?
No, I don't think so, but I'm not much of a drinker. Wine is cheap as heck here, from what I can tell. They do tax 'alco-pops (e.g. vodka cruisers)' a lot though, to discourage youths from drinking.

>that are exempt from tobacco sin taxes because they're sold as natural pesticides
Never heard of it. Doing a quick Google didn't show much besides studies and whatnot.

>If the customs agents are real cunts tell them you're growing organic vegetables
I wonder if that'd work, they don't seem to tolerate these 'loopholes' much here.
I think customs would take it anyway and you'd have to go to somebody higher up if you really want it pardoned.

[Anonymous No.20283101]

>>20279964
>4% alcohol
>Based
Pick one

[Anonymous No.20283117]

>>20276336
If Mountain Dew was popular in West EU during the mid/late2000's before they banned flavored cigarettes, this probably would have been a real thing.

[Anonymous No.20283122]

>>20276338
All the cool people you have a celebrity crush on are "SmoKeFaGs" little child.

[Anonymous No.20283145]

>>20276477
Cheap, fast and unhealthy dopamine hits

[Anonymous No.20284222]

for me, its american spirit blacks
im enjoying one rn

[Anonymous No.20284798]

>>20282390
How do i do this? Cant find any info about it

[Anonymous No.20284844]

>>20284798
theres a couple sites but admittedly they can be shady, you can probably find some reddit posts with anecdotes about which ones ship to your location reliably

[Anonymous No.20285348]

[Anonymous No.20285738]

>>20280331
I know exactly what you meant; I don't care.
I skipped a few steps of our argument because I know exactly how they go. But you saw an opportunity to 'own the right' and took it.