/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20261925]

I just turned 21, what beer/alcohol do you guys recommend for a person who has never drank alcohol?

[Anonymous No.20261938]

deep eddys lemon vodka

[Anonymous No.20261939]

>>20261925
What the fuck does your 21st birthday have to do with anything?

[Anonymous No.20261943]

>>20261925
don't consume alcohol into your body or else you will become unclean

[Anonymous No.20261944]

>>20261939
In the United States of Ass you have to be 21 to buy liquor

[Anonymous No.20261952]

>>20261925
PBR and drink half
For every drink of beer you want skip one and drink water in its place

[Anonymous No.20261954]

[Anonymous No.20261962]

[Anonymous No.20261972]

>>20261925
Find some hipster/yuppie bars in your area. Try all the flights, all the high gravity stuff, all the ipas etc etc. Do this until you're about 25 or so, then just start drinking light beer and light beer only. For me, it's coors light. Once you graduate to light beer, you can stay drinking every night and apply for a druk apprenticeship.

[Anonymous No.20261973]

>>20261925
>>20261952
PBR is a good suggestion as it is a widely available cheap beer with a pretty good flavor that distinguishes it from other mass produced cheap beers at that price point. If you want something a little lighter in flavor and body try regular Budweiser, Miller High Life, or Coors Banquet.
The water thing is optional, it helps prevent hangovers.

[Anonymous No.20261980]

>>20261925
I've already been through rehab at your age, twice, americans are pussies

[Anonymous No.20261986]

>>20261952
>>20261972
>>20261973
don't listen to these homosexuals.
>>20261938
>>20261962
listen to these homosexuals.

[Anonymous No.20261993]

>>20261980
>needs rehab
>calls others a pussy
Lol pick one, homo

[Anonymous No.20262002]

>>20261980
I'm trying mannn

[Anonymous No.20262003]

>>20261925
<5% macrobrews, >$10 wine, and vodka or light tasting whiskeys
Avoid any alcoholic beverage in a plastic bottle or full of unneeded additives. Don't hit the bottom shelf.

[Anonymous No.20262004]

>>20261939
In burgland, it's illegal to consume alcohol or even provide alcohol for/to anyone under 21. A lot of people wait until they are allowed to by law. I think everyone should wait until 25 to consume any drugs or alcohol. Would have been so much better if we let our minds and bodies fully develop first.

[Anonymous No.20262008]

>>20261972
I'm the anon that replied after this one and this is also good advice. Booze was an acquired taste for me so I assumed craft beers would taste awful and be off putting to someone new to alcohol but then again not every craft beer is over-hopped experimental garbage.
>>20261986
I also thought about telling them to get regular Stoli, it's a good vodka for that price point. Starting off with liquor seems a little aggressive though. But then again, you read me like a book. I do enjoy having anal sex with other men and that makes my opinions on alcohol bunk.

[Anonymous No.20262016]

>>20261925
Nothing. Alcohol is for losers.

[Anonymous No.20262023]

>>20261925
This was my first. I quite liked it, though AO is the cider version of cheap macrobrew.

[Anonymous No.20262027]

>>20262023
Shit.

[Anonymous No.20262040]

>>20261925
Grab a friend or three and drink down a barrel of XXX under a tree, by a beach if near one.

[Anonymous No.20262044]

>>20262016
Based

[Anonymous No.20262045]

>>20261925
>21
geeeeeeg

[Anonymous No.20262050]

had a couple 40s when i turned 21 well i didnt finish them

[Anonymous No.20262054]

>>20262040
Based Granny XXX poster.

[Anonymous No.20262058]

>tfw people born in 2008 are 21 now

[Anonymous No.20262061]

>>20262058
delete this

[Anonymous No.20262074]

>>20261925
Happy birthday homo, I'll drink a shot of Evan Williams to you. Many happy returns and this that and the other thing.

[Anonymous No.20262076]

>>20262058
STOOOOP

[Anonymous No.20262082]

>>20262076
Wait thats not right at all.
Stop confusing my peabrain.

[Anonymous No.20262114]

>>20262058
That's terrible math, lad

[Anonymous No.20262136]

>>20261993
>>20262002
ayo, don't judge, the food and shelter is free there, you just have to pretend to be an alcoholic

[Anonymous No.20262151]

>>20262058
2003 you fucking tard
Are you drunk Anon?

[Anonymous No.20262152]

>>20261962
Don't drink trash, buy teal vodka like zubrowka... Potato vodka is as good as whisk* or r*m
Buy several cheap brands of portuguese, spaniard and italian wine

Famous liquor like rum is all the same, awful
Corona beer and smirnoff are bad

[Anonymous No.20262163]

>>20262152
They guy's just 21, there's no reason to go too crazy. A big jug of Geogi is made here in the states and he wont have to pay stupid import taxes and it's in plastic so it wont break when he or his friends get too clumsy to hold it. I remember being that age.

[Anonymous No.20262164]

>>20262152
smirnoff ice isn't vodka retard

[Anonymous No.20262166]

do younger americans really not drink until they're 21?

[Anonymous No.20262172]

>>20262166
That's what the government fucks like to say to help their political statistics go whatever way keeps their budget money up.

[Anonymous No.20262343]

>>20261925
Honestly, get yourself a BUNCH of the little fun air travel liquor bottles. Liquor stores all have them. Get one of each that they have, and maybe canvas a few stores to get a good spread.

Then try them all, over time of course. Vodkas, gins, whiskeys, rums, etc. These little fun bottles are all bottom tier liquors, but they will inform you of your tastes. When you are done with this test, you will have a feeling for what liquor you like and don't like. Feel free to try cocktails with these little guys too.

Once you are done with the little guys, start working your way up the shelf with your preferred liquor choice to get more informed about the more expensive liquors in that type. Oh, and by the way, there will be regional/country differences and method differences when it comes to liquor products, so keep that in mind.

For beer, maybe do little flights or something at bars, or just sample single beers to get familiar with the various categories. Basically start small to try them, and work your way through the types to see what you consider piss water and what is good. It's ok to consider them all shit.

For wine, there are broad categories and regional differences within those categories. My recommendation is to see what region you like first, so just pick a category and sample US, CA, France, Italy, and other wines. Wine price here does not correlate to quality like with liquor, so keep it cheap. Once you find the region you prefer, then spread out into the other categories to see if your preferences hold or not. Mine did.

[Anonymous No.20262383]

>>20262166
Correct. A bunch of white women organized (MADD) to make the drinking age 21 over here in the US to try to combat all the dunk drivers. They used underhanded means to make all the states comply by getting the feds to withhold road funds. Of course it did jack shit to the DUI cases because 'Merica, and it fucked over college kids and made date rape possible. So these bitches not only failed to accomplish what they set out to do, but they fucked over their fellow women by making 18-21 year old females vulnerable to date rape / drugged drinks because they couldn't get alcohol safely themselves.

And of course this shit is impossible to reverse because no one cares enough to campaign for the 18-21yr olds, and they don't represent a large enough bloc with power to fix shit. So you get this dumb as fuck grey area where you are an adult with respect to responsibility but not for privileges.

[Anonymous No.20262403]

>>20262383
Everything in America should be 21. Booze, cigs, military service.

[Anonymous No.20262406]

>>20262403
booze and cigarettes should be 16

[Anonymous No.20262413]

>>20262403
military service should be 16 too
military training at 8 though

[Anonymous No.20262417]

>>20261925
opium for the the rest of ypur life
Life swings back and forth like a pendulum between pain and boredom.
That's why poor anons settle with cheap burgers.

[Anonymous No.20262570]

>>20262417
>Life swings back and forth like a pendulum between pain and boredom.
thats why im glad im a masochist

[Anonymous No.20262681]

>>20262406
>>20262413
Alright fine, but this country immediately becomes protectionist and isolationist.

[Anonymous No.20262701]

4loko

[Anonymous No.20262720]

>>20261925
>what beer/alcohol do you guys recommend for a person who has never drank alcohol?
There's like 240 wildly different flavor profiles.
Just try a whole bunch of different shit and note what you enjoy and what you don't.

[Anonymous No.20263273]

>>20262701
good way to make someone swear off drinking forever (its ok they always come back)

[Anonymous No.20263280]

Light beer

[Anonymous No.20263305]

>>20261925
if you have never drank alcohol, why do you want to drink it just because you turned 21?

[Anonymous No.20263325]

>>20261925
I would just stay away. I've drank since I was 16. I recently just fucked up so bad drinking that I'm scared I might lose my job. If you think you can handle it without getting addicted, have at it, but just don't get started if you have a bunch of mental baggage that will get you addicted. This isn't me trying to fear monger. Just don't drink until you get blackout. After that, there's no going back. You'll just keep doing it.

[Anonymous No.20263379]

>>20263325
How do you even become an alcoholic? After I get blackout I'm so hungover the next day just thinking about drinking again makes me feel sick, I need a week to reset before drinking again. It's in my blood too, my dad was a severe alcoholic for 30 years.

[Anonymous No.20263408]

Alcohol is overrated
Turns you into a fool
Much like cocaine, it's a boring drug for boring people

[Anonymous No.20263664]

>>20263325
is your job really that good that its irreplaceable?
start applying now before you get shitcanned if youre really worried itll happen

[Anonymous No.20263675]

>>20261925
Start like a man.
The green
Yellow
1605
9th centenary
Mof
And the exilir

All other liquors are objectively ass compared to this

[Anonymous No.20263680]

>>20263675
>picrel

[Anonymous No.20263712]

>>20261925
A good belgium lambic. Doesn't even taste like alcohol.

[Anonymous No.20263729]

I got served a beer in a restaurant in America when I was only 20 and we were visiting (my parents had checked the law and it said it was okay if the parents were fine with it).
At first they were a bit uneasy about it but when we talked a bit and we have very strong scandic accents they figured we weren’t undercover. Laughed a ton together, had amazing burgers, they also gave free dessert.
Best burger I’ve ever had.
I love United States Of America, they have very nice people as long as you’re in the right place, We left a big tip too (accidentally like 50% lol).
As long as you don’t go into like 1 of 5 shit places average person is super nice, open and friendly contrary to what I’ve read online.
I love america so much

[Anonymous No.20263796]

>>20261925
Store near me sells 30 packs of PBR for real cheap and that's what I got

[Anonymous No.20263814]

>>20261925
Mike's hard lemonade. Angry orchard cider. I'm about to get shitposted on for recommending these because they are not serious drinks for serious drinkers and if you're among pros you will be mocked for drinking this stuff. But they have that reputation because they are for noobs. Light normal beers like pbr or rolling rock are ok but if you never had beer before its gross, just tastes like rotten bread. Hard seltzers are easy to drink and worth a shot. You should also just buy small bottles each of every brand of hard liquor you know the name of just to get a baseline on what's what. Jack Daniel's, Johnny walker, jameson for whiskey. Kahlua, bailey's for liqueurs. Last 2 are actually good for noob mixed drinks too.

[Anonymous No.20263827]

>>20262151
>2003 was 30 years ago
How much more over can it get? We really are here forever...

[Anonymous No.20263838]

>>20262166
Only autistics, anyone with friends starts drinking around 16 or 18 but the legal purchasing age is 21. Sometimes if you get lucky then a local gas station or liquor store won't check ID but these are not always easy to find and that would be breaking the rules which is unthinkable to the kind of anxious queers in question.

[Anonymous No.20263848]

>>20263379
I'm the same way but there's 2 things. First off if you're miserable enough in your life, the relief of the drunk makes the tradeoff more worth it. Secondly though you can just power through it and drink even though you don't feel like it, you'll get used to it. If you really want to fuck yourself up especially if you are a hangover sufferer is to do hair of the dog. Use drinking to cure your hangovers. That will make you an all day every day alcoking in no time.

[Anonymous No.20263913]

>>20262166
everyone in college had fake ids to get into the local college dive bars
Either that or you just figure out which local deli won't id you when you buy three 4lokos

[Anonymous No.20263924]

>>20261939
>what does the minimum legal drinking age have to do with being new to drinking
Gee, I dunno...

[Anonymous No.20263952]

>>20263325
>>20263379
how do you even get blackout drunk?
at the drunkest i've ever gotten, i was unable to really think or do anything and just laid on the floor waiting until i was less drunk
no nausea or stomachache or anything, just drunk to an unpleasant degree that i can't imagine actively wanting to exceed, and i was still able to remember it

[Anonymous No.20263969]

>>20262016
Cringe

[Anonymous No.20263976]

>>20263952
Drink higher proof + Don't stop drinking

[Anonymous No.20263999]

>>20263952
You smoking weed or cigarettes? That will have this effect

[Anonymous No.20264067]

>>20263408
you have to be 18 to post here

[Anonymous No.20264072]

>>20263838
>Only autistics

[Anonymous No.20264099]

>>20264072
He's right. People who socialize normally are involved with alcohol well before they turn 21.

[Anonymous No.20264148]

>>20261925
Diskin Cider Six One Five.
One of the greatest alcoholic beverages of all time.
Fruit Tea Cider.

[Anonymous No.20264171]

>>20263976
i could hardly think to pour another shot, and regardless it was getting actively unpleasant
i can't imagine wanting to drink past that point, and even if i did i can't imagine being functional enough to get up to any mischief, and i was still not past the point of blacking out
>>20263999
at the time? no, just booze

[Anonymous No.20264332]

>>20261925
I'm not clear how you got to 21, without drinking alcohol, but you better stick to "girl drinks" until you know what you can handle. Flavored seltzers, wine coolers and shit like that. See how you fare.

[Anonymous No.20264353]

I had my first beer when I was 4 years old.

[Anonymous No.20264490]

>>20261962
this was my first alcohol as a teenager

[Anonymous No.20264512]

>>20261925
if you've never had beer and you don't know what it tastes like then don't drink it. it's yucky. if you like sweet drinks like soda you can just do a rum and coke but the malt beverages are good too like mike's hard lemonade/black cherry lemonade, smirnoff ice (red, white, & berry is incredible but it's summer only)
drinking water before bed is important too. you'll probably wake up hungover and if you don't feel like shit you're probably still drunk.

[Anonymous No.20264521]

>>20263952
when i blacked out for the first time i was drinking smirnoff ice mixed with rum. happened when i was 29. i woke up on the ground with my pillow and my blanket and throw up on my pillow, apparently i went to bed and threw up in it and got up and just laid down on the ground with my pillow and threw up again. i had to throw my pillow out i couldn't get the smell out. my rug is still stained from all the sugary food coloring i still had in me.

[Anonymous No.20264528]

>>20262058
>2008 was unironically 15 years ago
Where the fuck did the time go?

[Anonymous No.20264530]

>>20262114
After a barrel or three of XXX maths not going to be top priority

[Anonymous No.20264536]

>>20264521
>smirnoff ice
What are some kind of female?
Who blacks out drinking smirnoff ice?

[Anonymous No.20264539]

>>20264528
16, mate. this obviously isnt the mathematician thread

[Anonymous No.20264561]

>>20264539
Goddamn you're right. Eh, you might as well write 2020 off anyway with all the covid bullshit that went on during that time. Everything feels like one long, bad dream since that year.

[Anonymous No.20264565]

>>20264561
That covid stuff was a government scam, yet another scam, and meant to sell masks. Follow the money as always.

[Anonymous No.20264572]

>>20264561
It's not just a scam, it's a control thing.
Government types want to control so they were seeing how far they can go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLKl6FIBH0U
Clash

[Anonymous No.20264576]

>>20261925
White Russian
>>20261944
wtf that's like saudi fucking arabia

[Anonymous No.20264579]

>>20264561
I honestly loved covid, the lockdowns, the social vibe of people trying to stay far away from each other in stores and everything. Watching the number go up. It was so comfy until it turned out to all be a psyop. I don't even care anymore though, I just want to go back even if I know it's all fake this time.

[Anonymous No.20264590]

>>20262004
You're right, but it won't work unless we stop culturally elevating the overconsumption of alcohol. Getting hammered is pathetic, but we're taught that we need to do it regularly to properly socialise.

[Anonymous No.20264591]

>>20264576
Those saudi cunts aren't behind anything, look toward iran they're the real cunts.

[Anonymous No.20264595]

>>20264590
have you been around people before? you DO need to do it to socialize, otherwise its completely unbearable

[Anonymous No.20264596]

>>20264579
No mask there, you're going straight to jail!

[Anonymous No.20264601]

>>20264595
>>20264590
Anon is right but missed overpopulation v what we have and energy and why new energy sources are shelved because current holders are scared of new things like cold fusion.

[Anonymous No.20264603]

>>20264595
If they're not drunk it's much more bearable, but in social situations they're usually drunk because they think they need to be.

[Anonymous No.20264614]

>>20264596
Joke's on everybody else on this one too, I was wearing masks before covid just to hide my face in public because i'm a paranoid antisocial mental freak.

[Anonymous No.20264615]

It
is
going
to
happen
You'll
become
soylent
green
wafers

[Anonymous No.20264619]

>>20264614
Here's a quote from Szasz

[Anonymous No.20264883]

>>20261925
Don't you fucking dare.

[Anonymous No.20264903]

>>20261925
Alcohol is an acquired taste in a very literal sense, so none of it will taste good to you. If you'd grown up in a civilised country, you'd have drunk small amounts of wine or beer occasionally at meals since your early teens and have acquired a palate. As it is, you'll probably want some sugary shit to drown the ethanol taste, and you're probably drinking for the sole purpose of getting intoxicated. Vodka, mixed with fruit juice or soft drink, best fits those needs. Once you've reached your desired level of shitfaced, resist the temptation to "maintain" by drinking more, instead switch to either straight juice or a much weaker mix. Try not to get heavily intoxicated at all until you have plenty of experience drinking. Stay safe.

[Anonymous No.20264926]

>>20261925
>just turned 21
>never drank alcohol before
I'd recommended getting somd friends.

[Anonymous No.20264929]

>>20261943
Shit up Pajeet. You were born unclean and alcohol won't make me like you.

[Anonymous No.20265238]

>>20261939
nothing. only pussy ass bitches like OP obey the law.

[Anonymous No.20265326]

>>20261925
Chug these as fast as possible. It will actually be easy to do since it tastes like carbonated orange juice.

[Anonymous No.20265561]

>>20261925
A Shirley Temple.

[Anonymous No.20265568]

>>20261925
Beer and whiskey only. Don't ever drink vodka, only alcoholics drink vodka. Try different cheap beers and see what you like then move to craft beers. It's almost st Patrick's day so get a guinness extra stout.

[Anonymous No.20265581]

Probably this one, OP

[Anonymous No.20265586]

>>20265581
Aw fuck, how do I make my photos not sideways

[Anonymous No.20265590]

>>20261925
>I just turned 21, what beer/alcohol do you guys recommend for a person who has never drank alcohol?
You should be out drinking with your friends. 4chan should not be your friends. You should not be spending major milestone life experiences on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.20265594]

>>20265586
by not being a retard so in other words, never

[Anonymous No.20265625]

There's well and truly nothing worse than a phoneposter, especially when that phoneposter has absolutely no conception of how their photos are stored and transmitted online.

[Anonymous No.20265639]

>>20265625
My contribution to AI would beg to differ

[Anonymous No.20265643]

>>20265568
But he's not going to appreciate any beer or whiskey for quite a while, because he's been teetotal until now. This is why alcopops/coolers have a market, no teetotal is going to like beer. Straight vodka is for alkies but it can be mixed with a wide variety of toothrot drinks to disguise the taste until his nose comes in, then he can switch to respectable drinks.

[Anonymous No.20265982]

>>20265643
Huh? The only way to appreciate beer is by drinking it. You don't ease into it lol, beer is nothing

[Anonymous No.20266357]

>>20264903
>Once you've reached your desired level of shitfaced, resist the temptation to "maintain" by drinking more
Trash advice, the best way to drink is hard liquor until you hit the target then switch to light beer or something similarly ~4% to spend as long as possible in the optimal drunk zone

[Anonymous No.20266479]

>>20265982
>The only way to appreciate beer is by drinking it.
Obviously. But the taste of ethanol itself is an acquired one. Hence, start a teetotaller on sugary girly drinks until they've acquired the taste, assuming the goal is for them to actually enjoy themselves.

[Anonymous No.20266493]

>>20266357
Yes this is exactly what a 21 year old kid who's never tasted anything harder than his momma's milk should do on his first night out.

[Anonymous No.20266512]

>>20261925
All alcohol fucking sucks and only serves to ruin your body and mind. It makes you age and wears out your organs, it makes you dumber. Alcohol is just socially acceptable poison.

[Anonymous No.20266513]

OP here. I don't have any friends so I can't ask anybody else (well there's my dad but he stopped drinking a decade ago).
I guess I should worry more about that, huh?

[Anonymous No.20266524]

>>20266513
Meant for >>20265590

[Anonymous No.20266531]

>>20266512
>Alcohol is just socially acceptable poison.
True! Hence its enduring popularity. You're more observant than most of your straight-edge retard ilk.

[Anonymous No.20266535]

>>20266513
If you don't have any friends then maybe don't take up drinking.

[Anonymous No.20266536]

>>20266513
She has some nice girly pits

[Anonymous No.20266626]

>>20266536
Misato is a cutie

[Anonymous No.20266794]

>>20266626
>Old hag
No thank you!

[Anonymous No.20266801]

>>20266794
>old hag
More milfs for me then

[Anonymous No.20266813]

>>20266801
sure thing oedipus

[Anonymous No.20266819]

>>20266813
>kid thinks I want to fuck my mother
You're sick man.

[Anonymous No.20266833]

>>20266819
>More "mother I would like to fuck"'s for me!
>WTF what makes you think I want to fuck my mother???

[Anonymous No.20266834]

>20266833
too fucking stupid to even deserve a you

[Anonymous No.20266836]

>>20266513
Drinking is a social activity. It makes communication easier, deepens bonds with your friends, and creates memories that last a lifetime. Usually good, sometimes bad lol. Call up your friends and see if they want to do something. I'm surprised none of them has asked you to go out already, drinking age birthdays are usually a good excuse for celebration.

If you don't have any friends at all you have bigger problems and you need to get that resolved, drinking alone definitely won't help anything. That should seriously be your #1 life priority. I'm not even kidding, having friends is more important than having a job.

[Anonymous No.20266838]

@20266834

[Anonymous No.20266859]

>>20266833
That's....not how that works....at all.
Yeah, it's A mom I would like to fuck but that doesn't mean I have any sexual attraction to my own mother. It just means I'm into older women in general.

[Anonymous No.20267015]

>>20266859
Sure thing.

[Anonymous No.20267146]

>>20267015
No, apparently you have it backwards, it's your mom who wants to have sex with you from an early age and then in your later years you will begin to yearn for your mother's bosom again. You'll remember your mom's tits were the perfect tits all along and your whole life was you searching for those tits.

t. Boomer

[Anonymous No.20267166]

Don't start drinking
>t. alcoholic
anyways start with juice and clear liquor. vodka cranberry, screwdriver, etc. Or just do the 21 year old thing and dump cheap vodka into soda. But seriously don't start.

[Anonymous No.20267167]

>>20261962
>-2% abv
>basically kool-aid

[Anonymous No.20267185]

>>20267146
Flat is justice.

[Anonymous No.20267246]

>>20267185
Is your mom flat? What race?

[Anonymous No.20267271]

>>20267246
I'm not attracted to my mom, wannabe motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.20267659]

>>20262016

[Anonymous No.20267676]

>>20267271
Me neither. Now your dad on the other hand...

[Anonymous No.20267679]

>>20267659
>dumb frog
>calling anyone else a loser
fucking kek

[Anonymous No.20267680]

>>20262004
>In burgland, it's illegal to consume alcohol or even provide alcohol for/to anyone under 21.
lol retard
It's illegal to sell or to serve alcohol to anyone under 21.
It is legal to possess or consume alcohol while under 21 as long as your parent or guardian gave it to you or permits you to drink it.

[Anonymous No.20267735]

>>20267679
>implying you were called a loser
meds now.

[Anonymous No.20267744]

>>20261925
It's all shit. Beer is for fat poor people with no taste. If you want to get shitfaced then just knock back cheap mixed shots like you've already been doing.

[meow bb No.20267829]

>>20261925
just get a few nice belgian beers, especially if you just want to try stuff and arent ranging to get loaded. take note of the abv and stay under 6% if you can because youre a lightweight newb, which is perfectly fine. absolutely no reason to start slanging a bottle of whisky and trying to be Jim Morrison (unless God has called you to do that - but the path is either long and hard or short and easy).

[Anonymous No.20267994]

>>20264903
Unfortunately, ever since my first taste of alcohol at maybe 9 years old, I loved the taste. I loved the exhilaration, the flush of bubbly warmth, that numbness around the lips and fingers; you're swimming through warm bathwater, the room spinning about your bed, as if Peter Pan has picked you up in his arms and is flying away to Neverland.
I continually found myself seeking the bottle whenever I was desperate for a moment to pause and rest, like a breath of fresh air before returning to the constant drowning in the raging hurricane of failure after burnout after tragedy that defined my younger years. I felt as if every day I woke up I was regaining consciousness in an endless torture session, locked in a dark damp concrete room with a psychopath grinning as he amused himself with whatever new misery he could inflict on me today. My thoughts were consumed with which loved one he will take away from me next, what other possession I will be deprived of, who next will bend my bones and break my heart into smaller and more pathetic pieces.
The only respite I had at my disposal was another $11 handle of rectified spirits to drift me by one more day, hoping it would be the last. I'd cherish the raw, burning vapors that wafted off the bottle as if they were the single bloom of spring lilacs amid a field of rotten corpses. There is no more bittersweet fruit than that of the frothing barleycorn.

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>>20267994
My sympathies to those who actually unironically like the taste of alcohol. I'm a drunk and I think it tastes like variously well masked gasoline. It was over before it began.

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>>20261925
Dragonberry Rum

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>>20263952
You can only do it if you drink high proof liquors real quick. I've never done it, but america's relationship with alcohol is a weird one.

[Anonymous No.20268905]

Beer and related oblations:

Avery Rumpkin, a Rum-barrel aged pumkin ale clocking in at 20 ABV. While being $14 for a 12oz bottle, it’s hands down the best beer I’ve ever tried.

Schofferhoffer grapefruit hefenweizen is the tastiest low ABV beer w 1.8-3.2% ABV; also, Modelo Cheladas is a runner up.

Busch Lite Apple is the best macrobrew that we will likely never see again on the market despite popular demand.

Guinness Draught, a stout with a nitrogen widget and the only beer with some nutrients

Dogfish Head and Flying Dog breweries have the best flavor profiles with obscure, novel ingredients: SeaQuench a 5%ABV ale brewed with black limes and sea salt that will hydrate you.

Don’t start with IPA’s unless you are predisposed to bitter tastes. No one starts out enjoying them, I handed an noninitiate a Dogfish head 120 min IPA and how he chundered like a frat boy who accidentally took a swig of someone’s dip spitter.

Belgian Trappist monks brew the top rated beer in the world Westvelteren IV according to BeerAdvocate but I’ve never had the chance to confirm or deny.

Boozehounding: stay away from anything that comes in a plastic bottle as ethanol is a solvent and microplastic crosses the blood brain barrier. Stay away from Four Loko or any malt liquor.

Brooklyn hooker - a shot of Jameson whisky and a pickle juice chaser

Strong coffee w Bailey’s Irish cream, French whipped cream, Biscoff cookies & Stroepewaffell, and NAS Perique

If I order a mixed drink my go to is a Manhatten with Maker’s Mark whiskey, Grand Marnier orange liquer, and Angostura bitters w Orange/cherry garnish.

The best budget liquor from an ABC store is Bacardi Black Rum for $20/1.75L aged for 3yr. The longer it’s aged the smoother it is and the fewer congeners ergo less hangover.

Ethanol is a poison and one of two drugs you can die from withdrawals. So if you have an addictive personality stay away or else one drink will be too many and one thousand will not be enough.

[Anonymous No.20269270]

Bros I’ve been priced out of drinking daily… used to be able to afford $20 of booze a day
Cost of living in Toronto has become so abysmal I literally can’t do it anymore….

[Anonymous No.20269280]

>>20267680
That's not true at all, you complete fucking idiot. Go ahead and post your source. I'll wait

[Anonymous No.20270274]

>>20269280

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>>20261925
>I just turned 21, what beer/alcohol do you guys recommend for a person who has never drank alcohol?

Get some friends together and go to a local brew pub and get a plank, which is a wooden board with small glasses of different beers. This way you can try different kinds of beer to see what you like without having to buy a whole pint of something you might not like.

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>>20270274
In the presence of a parent or guardian is more strict of a rule than with permission of a parent or guardian.

[Anonymous No.20272067]

>>20261925
I recommend you don't. Alcohol is poison.

[Anonymous No.20272138]

>>20261925
I can't imagine this situation. I started to drink when I was 10 years old.

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>>20270780

[Anonymous No.20275376]

>>20261925
I started with Fireball, it goes down well.
Now I just buy whatever cheap whiskey is at my local place.
Last time I got some I added redhots and made my own fireball for cheap.
Can't stand wine, beer is barely drinkable.
Best bet? Mike's Hard or some other low proof cocktail thing.

[Anonymous No.20275388]

>>20263952
>how do you even get blackout drunk?
You're playing games at your friends place and he says
>come on, one more drink
and then you lose track of your drinking since you are also doing something else.
I got blackout drunk once, never again.
Half a bottle of blueberry Smirnoff.