Cucumber sandwiches

[Anonymous No.20258204]

They're cool, fresh, light and delicious!

[Anonymous No.20258207]

>>20258204
and theres cum in them

[Anonymous No.20258224]

>>20258204
You have to do open face on mini rye. For some reason they piss my dad and brother off and they call me a fag.

[Anonymous No.20258415]

>>20258204
We had this thread yesterday. It 404ed for a reason. Stop trying to make this happen.

[Anonymous No.20258546]

>>20258207
Kummerspeck!

[Anonymous No.20258556]

>>20258204
NO NO NO NO!
They should be triangles and what is that gloop spread on them?

Bread, butter, cucumber and a little salt.

t.well to do Bong.

[Anonymous No.20258561]

>>20258556
Oh and a little bit of cress is acceptable too!

[Anonymous No.20258567]

Do white people really? Use some seasoning or somthin

[Anonymous No.20258596]

>>20258204
Gotta have them with mature cheddar, extra sharp to compliment the mildness of the cucumber and white bread.

[Anonymous No.20258616]

>>20258596
Hmmm. I could use see why a mild cheddar would work but why does nobody see the simplicity of
>white bread, butter, cucumber and a little salt.

[Anonymous No.20258630]

>>20258616
>butter
eww, i thought they used sliced salted lard.

[Anonymous No.20258639]

>>20258630
>i thought they used sliced salted lard.
You though wrong.
Brits always butter their bread but with cucumber sandwiches, it's spread thin.

[Anonymous No.20258710]

>>20258556
You'd know to use cream cheese instead of butter if you were well to do. You're making peasant cucumber sandwiches.

[Anonymous No.20258754]

>>20258710
>You'd know to use cream cheese instead of butter if you were well to do. You're making peasant cucumber sandwiches.
Nice bait but try harder.

[Anonymous No.20258825]

Why? I'd sooner just eat the cucumber by itself and it would be more filling.

[Anonymous No.20258849]

>>20258825
Afternoon tea is actually comfy kino
t.burger

[Anonymous No.20258956]

>>20258204
Where do you find bread sliced that small? Would love to try these.

[Anonymous No.20258980]

>>20258204
These look like shit lmao.
>t. made and had a cuccysammy for lunch

[Anonymous No.20258983]

>>20258224
they are a pretty faggoty food honestly.

[Anonymous No.20259008]

>>20258204
Add just the tiniest bit of fish sauce

[Anonymous No.20259018]

>>20258204
Try an onion sandwich.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53zD6i5zGc8

[Anonymous No.20259021]

>>20258983
If you personally feel self conscious for eating a cucumber sandwich, you’re gay. If you don’t care, you’re either straight as a board or queer as fuck. There are no other options. I don’t make the rules.

[Anonymous No.20259105]

>>20258825
youre just so eager to stick phallic objects in your mouth arent you
sandwiches are pleasant to eat

[Anonymous No.20259674]

>>20258567
Wypipo aintz Caesar daze foo yaw

[Anonymous No.20259678]

>>20258956
Lmao

[Anonymous No.20259710]

>>20258204
people fuck these up all the time. they make it all about the bead or cream cheese or butter, and it's not. it's all about the cucumber. fresh, thinly slices crisp garden cucumber with just a little soft butter and the freshest bread possible.

the cucumber sandwich embodies everything joyful about living in a first world society.

[Anonymous No.20259734]

>>20258204
i jazz mine up with lemon zest and white pepper in the cream cheese spread. i think a moderately dense white bread is good due to moisture from the cucumbers. best served very chilled

[Anonymous No.20259772]

>>20259734
you shouldn't be using cream cheese anon. this is a sandwich for adults.

[Anonymous No.20259777]

>>20258204
you posted this solely to give me rape flashbacks

[Anonymous No.20259780]

>>20259772
thats exactly why he should use cream cheese

[Anonymous No.20260717]

What are drinks that go best with cucumber sandwiches?

[Anonymous No.20260722]

I love having cucumber sandwiches laid out for the guys when i have a train run on me, though i can't think of any other reason someone would want to eat a cucumber sandwich if it wasn't before fucking a twink.

[Anonymous No.20260723]

>>20259772
ai generated filth

[Anonymous No.20260725]

>>20260717
watermelon aqua fresca 100%, any fresh water with some fruit juice in it is nice though. maybe some iced sweet tea if it's not too cloying.

>>20260723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDzdM53j41E

[Anonymous No.20260778]

>>20258204
>>20258567
>>20258825
I’ve heard old folks stories about this being one of the only good foods people had to eat during the Great Depression. Minus any dressings of course; just bread and cucumber slices. And seeing as we’re headed for if not already in a depression you better get used to it.

[Anonymous No.20260785]

>>20260717

[Anonymous No.20260792]

>>20260785
but anon that's just too much cumber for on picnic

[Anonymous No.20260853]

>>20260792
Did you know cucumbers consist of 70% water, just like us? This makes them medically analogous to humans and consuming too much puts you at risk of attracting kuru disease, so please be careful out there

[Anonymous No.20260875]

>>20260853
I just meant the flavours would become böring is all I meant

[Anonymous No.20261941]

>>20258204
cucumber sandwiches are the poor gay man's avocado toast

[Anonymous No.20261955]

>>20261941
Shut it zoomie

[Anonymous No.20261967]

>>20258204
>Hmm, I really want a sandwich but I also want to look like a homosexual while eating it